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[QUOTE="Jew%20Humor%20Scholar:1351131"][FONT=XXL]What was so bad about being a black Jew? You had to sit in the back of the oven. Why did Hitler kill himself? The Jews sent him a gas bill! Why are Jewish synagogues round? So they can't hide in the corner when the collection box comes round! First Man: I'm going to be just like Hitler and kill all the jews. But I'm going to kill all the clowns, too. Second Man: Why the clowns? First Man: See, no one cares about the Jews! Have you heard of the Jewish "Catch 22"? Free ham! Whats the object of Jewish football? To get the quarter back. How was copper wire invented? Two Jews fighting over the same penny. What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven! What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery! What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips! Two Jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. "You need fire insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance." "The fire and theft and burglary I can understand," said the other, "but the flood insurance? How do you start a flood?" What's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa Claus goes down the chimney. I asked a jewish girl for her number. She rolled up her sleeve. Why do Jews have such big noses? Because air is free! What's the difference between karate and judo? Karate is a method of self defence and judo is what bagels are made of! What do Jewish women make for dinner? Reservations! One day a Jewish grandmother had taken her grandson to the beach for a play when suddenly a huge wave washed over the infant and pulled him out to sea. The distraught grandmother fell down on her knees, and sobbed, "Please God, don't let my grandson die, please, he is my only grandson! He is the future of my family, please return him to me safely!" Instantly another huge wave rolls the infant back onto the beach and the grandmother looks up to the sky and said, "He had a hat!" What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews? Boy scouts come back from their camps. I used to work for a Jewish carpenter. He used to check my fingers for splinters to make sure I wasn't stealing. Why do Jewish husbands die young? Because they want to. How many Jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? 54: two in front, two in back, and fifty in the ashtray. Have you heard about the Jewish sports car? It stops on a dime, then picks it up. Why did the Auschwitz shower heads have 12 holes? Because Jews have 10 fingers! Did you hear about the Jewish kidnapper? He added shipping and handling charges to the ransom note. Why are there so many Jews in the USA? They were promised free speech. What do you do with a Jew with ADHD? Put him in a concentration camp. Did you hear about the Jewish paedophile Santa Claus? He comes down the chimney and says, "Hi kids! Do you want to buy some presents?" What do you get when you cross a Jewish princess and a prostitute? A fucking know-it-all. What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips! What do you call a room full of Jewish women with yeast infections? A whine and cheese party. How's Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes? They put parking meters on the roof. A Jewish furniture store offered 0% finance for ten years. "When do you deliver?" I asked. "When you've paid the balance," said the proprietor. Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years? They heard that someone dropped a quarter.[/FONT][/QUOTE]
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