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| _____________________________________________________________ [Feb 24,2013 6:15pm - Thomas Roll (troll@westphalia.edu) ""] What's long and hard on a nigger? First grade. A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car... who's driving? The cop! What do you call a smiling black man? Snigger. What do black men do after sex? 15 years to life. What was the only thing missing from the million man march? An auctioneer. What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV's floating in the air? Drop it nigger! What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire? A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it. What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? Niggers. Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? They're easier to spot! What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime! Why are niggers getting stronger? TVs are getting bigger! Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots? They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending. What does N.A.A.C.P stand for? Niggers Are Always Causing Problems Why does L.A. have so many fags and N.Y. so many niggers? L.A. had first choice! Why are all the niggers fast runners? All the slow ones are in jail. Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots. How can you tell when a black has been on your computer? It's no longer there. What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic? Someone too lazy to steal. Why don't niggers take aspirin? They refuse to pick the cotton out. What do nigger kids get for Christmas? Your bike. What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman? One's on the cover of Playboy and the other's on the cover of National Geographic. Why don't niggers go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again. Why don't niggers dream? The last one to have a dream got shot. What's the most confusing day in Harlem? Father's Day! What did the nigger get on his SATs? Barbecue sauce! When does a Black man turn into a nigger? As soon as he leaves the room. Why can't Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder read? They're niggers! A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building. Who hits the ground first? The spic, because the nigger had to stop halfway down and spray paint "motherfucker" on the wall. Racism is when you run over a nigger with your truck. Reverse-racism is when you back up. What's the worst thing you can call a black man, starting with N and ending with R? Neighbor. How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked. Why was golf invented? So white people get a chance to dress like niggers. Why are apes always frowning? They heard that in a million years they'll be niggers! What do Nike and the KKK have in common? They both make niggers run faster What do a nigger and a bicycle have in common? They only work with a chain on. Why are niggers getting hit by cars more in winter on snowy days? They are easier to spot. The teacher asks them, "What do cows say?" Amy replies, "moo!" Teacher then asks, "What do sheep say?" Jack replies, "baa!" Teacher then asks, "What do pigs say?" Leroy says, "Freeze, nigger, drop the fuckin' bag?" Why do niggers call white people "honkies"? That's the last sound they hear before the white people run them over. How does every black joke start? With someone looking around to see if there are any black people around. |
| _____________________________________________________________ [Feb 24,2013 6:31pm - Thomas Roll (troll@westphalia.edu) ""] I have included every chapter leading up to the final chapter, which is chapter 7. Please enjoy. I have enjoyed writing this series, now it has come to an end. Prison Rape Forever! Part 1 I gripped the bars as they pounded my ass like a roadside construction crew digging a ditch. The first one to have a go-around with me was a sweaty and rather large cross dresser by the name of Kirby. His man boobs rubbed the back of my neck like two deflated whoopie cushions and his throaty grunting filled my ears like the sounds of hungry pigs fighting each other for a mid-day feeding. The man that kept the towel gripped in my mouth was a skinny black man with a dick like the trunk of a circus elephant. In fact the irony came in the form of him making me call it by a pet name, Petey. Petey the Penis is what he made me call it. Goddamn I hated Petey. I hated Petey every time he touched my mouth, I hated Petey every time he spit in my eye, and i hated Petey everytime he burrowed a nice comfortable home inside my ass. Petey will most likely be the next visitor in my ass, and that is one house guest I am not looking forward to, but that is just part of biting down on the towel in the C-block of San Quentin. Part 2 It's been a month since I first entered these walls, these walls of pain and butt-pillaging sorrow. I remember my first night here... I thought I had accomplished something because I made it through twelve hours without having my ass violated -- oh how little I knew! They don't get you on your first day, or your second, hell sometimes they give you a week before they actually tie you to a bed and pile drive your ass. But make no mistake about it, they are watching and waiting. My first time was with the skinny little black dish washer known as Buckshot and his elephant sized cock Petey the Penis. Goddamnit how I hate petey. For some reason I never saw it coming. I didn't see the hints that Buckshot had marked my ass for entry, but now that I look back the signs are clear. When he walked by me in the mess hall and told me to lube up it didn't register, when he slapped my ass in the shower and told me to keep 'em loose and ready it didn't register, when he sent me flowers in the rec yard with a note saying he was looking forward to tonight, it didn't register, but it should have. Those are the signs of prison love and imminent rape. He bribed one of the guards -- I know he did -- because after lights out my cell popped open and in walked Buckshot with Petey in hand. He clocked me twice across the head before laying my limp body across the mattress...gosh...you gotta love that prison foreplay. It's fickle and trite but oh so tender. He forced a white towel in my mouth before stripping my pants off and scuba diving in my ass. Petey was fast and brutal. I tried to break free, but every time Buckshot would clock me another one. Now it's a routine to me, biting down on the towel in the C-block of San Quentin.... Part 3 I was taking my shower, letting the water cleanse my violated body as much as possible. My ass was still sore from the plundering done previously by Buckshot and his horse-sized cock nicknamed Petey. I always keep an eye out when I am taking my shower. You never know when one of those tattooed-up gay bastards is going to sneak up behind you and attempt to play "hide the weasel" in your ass, a game that usually ends with me sucking my thumb in the fetal position while my body is degraded by strange fluids, never fun. As I am rubbing myself down with the soap it slips from my grasp, the goddamn soap slips from my grasp. So I have to ask myself, what's this soap worth? If I bend down to pick it up I open my ass for an all-out assault. I look over my shoulder and decide it's safe. Just as I bend down I feel a loud stinging on my left ass cheek as one of the prisoners smacks me with his towel. I shoot upwards nailing my balls on the water handle and doubling backwards in pain. As I am laying on the floor a prisoner seizes my hands and locks them above my head. I am struggling but to no avail. His friend, a man as tall as he is wide, stands over me. His fat fleshy stretch mark ridden stomach is soaked with perspiration. His balls, wrinkled and wet and strangely resembling Clint Eastwood's face dangle above my head. He begins to lower himself, setting his balls on my lips. I struggle doing my best to keep my mouth closed as those wrinkled hairy orbs of homosexual desire try to fight their way in my mouth. A fist slams into my nuts forcing my mouth open in pain and the fat mans hairy nut sack finds its way in my mouth. Having nuts in your mouth is a strange feeling. It's like sucking on an old persons face, except you have a cock across your nose at the same time. As these nuts swim around inside my mouth I get a strange feeling that this won't be the last time I suck balls in San Quentin... Part 4 My time on C-block has resulted in the utter destruction of my ass and any thing that possibly resembles my manhood. I am a bitch, a punk, a walking hole for other convicts to stick their dicks in. This is my stake in life, my claim, my fate, to be a prison cum bucket, woo hoo, oh how exciting.... So my cell opens, it's morning, time to get ready for breakfast. I ease myself from my bed, a place where I have been raped anally and had my mouth defiled multiple times. As I stand I feel the familiar pain in my ass. I have begun walking stiff because of the constant pain from the numerous ass poundings I have recieved courtesy of Buckshot and many other prisoners. Before I can really wake up two large black men that I do not recognize step into my cell. They have rape in their eyes and they are looking to release it on to me, or in to me is probably closer to the truth. "What do you guys want with me?" I ask, with an idea of their intentions already running around inside of my head. "We don't want you, we just want your ass." I have been raped before: I know the drill. But I have never been the meat in two black mens sandwich, and I'll be goddamned if I was about to start. The thought of being DP'd by two very large black schlongs did not appeal to me at all. "Let's go then, bring it on, I eat fuckers like you for breakfast!" I said as I weakly raised my fists to fight. They smiled, coy grins showing an inner joy for the fight they were about to take on. "Well, I hope you like sausage!" One of them responded. They jumped on me, they beat me black and blue before stripping me down and raping me. I do like sausage though, just not the cream-filled kind... Part 5 I had gone a month without being sodomized or tea bagged. My ass was starting to go back to normal and I was just getting the taste of Buckshots balls out of my mouth when the warden called me to his office. Warden: Hey boy, I heard to been taking it from behind pretty good lately, word is you're the best piece of ass we have had on hand in some time. Me: Well I do appreciate the comment sir, but I can't say I'm too fond of the attention. Warden: Ah nonsense son, I believe I am going have myself a go around with ya. Milo, Otis, hold him over the desk. And before I could react his boys were on me, my pants were down, and I was once again biting down on a towel in the C-block of San Quentin. The warden spanked me a few times and grunted while telling me I smelled pretty. I was almost relieved to be raped by the warden rather than Buckshot and his foot long penis named Petey. The warden was more tender and loving and he even cuddled with me and told a few jokes after he was done plowing my ass. All in all I was kind of numb towards the whole thing. Yes I was raped again, but it wasn't by Buckshot or one of the other prison brothers with their freakishly large peckers, so that was a nice change. I have to say, looking at it, that was the best sex I had so far on the C-Block, and at least there weren't any balls in my mouth. Part 6: The Saga Continues The rapes have not stopped, but their frequency has lessened to a degree. I am able to walk upright about twice a week, a change from the wide legged shuffling I am used to doing, accompanied by a chorus of cat calls and ass slaps from the different inmates who have owned my inner sanctum. Two weeks ago, and against my will, I was entered into the C-block beauty pageant. I begged and pleaded, "I'm not a pretty lady, I'm not a pretty lady" i screamed as they pushed me on stage. The warden, standing offstage with a rifle in hand, forced me to pout and wiggle my "apple pie money maker" as Bootylicous played in the background. At the end of the night, when I heard I'd won, I broke down into tears. My prize was a night with the McGreggor Brothers, the envy of every hardcore latent homosexual on C-block, but I am not a hardcore latent homosexual. I am a victim of homosexual lust, nothing more. They saw my ruby red starfruit ass and ran through it like a pack of buffalo through an Indian reservation. My night with the McGreggors was a mix of love and anger. While it wasn't as painful as my previous poundings, it was the most humiliating. They made me get on my knees and beg for their balls like puppy treats, all while holding a shiv to the back of my neck; talk about a demanding lover, sheesh. Haven't they ever heard of foreplay, I mean helllo! They called me a dirty boy and made me sit in the corner and suck my thumb while they sprayed me with their "super soakers"...you figure that one out. Afterwards, they gave me a treat, I got to "pluck cherries" from their "salad bowls"...and in case you're wondering there were no actual cherries involved, and these salad bowls were made of ass. Yes, I cried. I cried a lot. And the next day I stayed curled up on my cot, my mascara was smeared, and my beauty pageant dress was stained and smelling of sweat and rape. And the ironic thing is, when I was asked what the one thing was that I wanted out of the beauty pageant, I said I didn't want to be raped...yeah, fat fucking chance! Chapter 7: The Final Chapter It was the night of my release, my final night in this place of pent up homoerotic frustration. The final night I had to sleep on my back with one eye open. Had I really made it through? Was the ass raping over? Christ, I hoped so. Hopefully I could leave, get my ass surgically repaired, and maybe move on with my life, and find a thread of dignity and manhood somewhere along the line. Hell, maybe I could finally experience sex with a female again. I have grown oh so weary of feeling calloused fingers in my mouth, and hairy chests along the expanse of my back, not to mention the thick intruder that was usually in my ass during these two simoultaneous events. Oh goddamn, if it was only that simple.... My cell door swung open, in the metal frame of my 8 by 10 apartment stood the warden, with his two cronies, Milo and Otis. Great, time for another raping. They pulled me from the cell,I didn't struggle, the warden made sure to slap my battered ass as his two cronies dragged me past him, the coy bastard. They took me downstairs and tied me to a pole in the center of the cell block. A line of prisoners slowly formed behind me. They all had their standard issue shirts on...but none of them wore pants...or underwear for that matter. I began to cry, not out of fear. I wasn't afraid, I have been raped, I have been raped by the best of them. This was a situation my ass had been trained for. I knew the drill, and it could handle what was about to happen. I cried because I hadn't bathed and my hair was dishevelled. I mean, I was Ms. C-block for Christ's sake and I had a reputation to live up to. But now, here I was, tied to a pole, twisted at an awkard angle, oh how humiliating. Buckshot came up beside me and lubed my ass up with a bottle of oil. I thanked him, he told I was the best lover he ever had, and that I always treated him and that ungodly schlong Petey with just the right amount of tender loving care. Hell, truth was, I'd grown attached to Petey, everytime I was with him he was either buried up my ass or working his way inside my mouth, and even though he was a brutal, blunt, and rather unpredictable bastard, I'll be goddamned if I didn't love him for it. So in the end, I was raped by every prisoner on the C-Block, and some of them had my ass more than once. Hell, even the warden got himself a little piece of the action. But all of that taught me something. It taught me that you can find love anywhere, whether it be at the tip of a cock or the bottom of my ass, the love is there. You just have got to know how to interpret it. That backhand across the mouth that you may think is nothing more than a brutal expression of pent up homosexual rage may be his way of saying "I love you." Ya know, part of me is going to miss biting down on the towel in the C-block of San Quentin. |
| _____________________________________________________________ [Feb 24,2013 6:35pm - Thomas Roll (troll@westphalia.edu) ""] Rip the sacred flesh Sodomize the holy asshole Drink the red blood of the mother of earth Masturbation on the dead body of christ The king of Jews is dead and so are the lies Vomit on the host of Heaven Masturbate on the throne of God Break the seals of angels Drink the sweet blood of Christ Taste the flesh of the priest Sodomize holy nuns The king of Jews is a liar The Heavens will burn Dethrone the son of God God is dead Holyness is gone Purity is gone Prayers are burned Covered in black shit Rape the holy ghost Unclean birth of Jesus Christ Heaven will fall Fuck the church Fuck Christ Fuck the Virgin Fuck the gods of Heaven Fuck the name of Jesus |
| _____________________________________________________ [Feb 24,2013 7:25pm - Turn Right On Liberty Lane ""] Spike eagerly kissed back, his cock swelling at the attention and Angelus' insistent, rough passion. The blonde was not one for romantic lovemaking and this sort of animalistic, intense passion was what he loved most about his Sire. He thrust against Angelus rough fingers, moaning, "Oh! Daddy, yes! Uhh! Been a naughty boy, daddy!" Angelus reached out, scrabbling blindly for the slick. A dollop smeared onto his cock, and he thrust forward. He groaned throatily as Spike's body fluttered around him. "My boy, my wicked wicked boy, " he panted. Spike gasped when the cool, slicked tip of Angelus' cock breached his firm cheeks and pressed against his loosened hole. He arched his back and spread his lean thighs further, arms outstretched and fingers laced behind Angelus' neck. "Uhh! Oh god! Daddydaddydaddy! Need you daddy! Make me yer good boy daddy please!" Angelus reached between their bodies, clutching at Spike's shiny wet prick. He began to stroke it roughly, in time with his own harsh thrusts. Leaning over, he fastened his blunt teeth to the boy's neck. Taking a firm bite, he pierced the skin and the taste of Spike's blood pushed him over the edge. He spasmed, shooting bolts of thick cum deep inside the welcoming channel. "My own, my sweet lovely boy, " he murmured. Spike gasped when Angelus' big hand grasped his swollen cock. He thrust into Daddy's big fist and pushed back against the thick cock inside him. When Angelus bit his throat he gasped and yelped, crying out, "Please daddy need you, please!!! Yours, yours just yours! Daddy!" Still hard and aching, Angelus began to move again, gently this time. He relished the feel of his Childe, the scent of his desperation and arousal hanging heavy in the air. He wasn't jealous, but he did enjoy having this bit of Will only for him. "Yer my boy, my good boy. Daddy missed you tonight, " Angelus purred. |
| ______________________________________________________ [Feb 24,2013 10:23pm - Turn Right On Liberty Lane ""] "Give her a good fucking," said Hogrod sleepily. "Seriously?" Hairy asked, picking up the owl and admitting to himself that the pink, wet vulva did look very inviting. But the size of his own penis seemed impossible in comparison. "The bitch wants it. Fuck away." Hairy carefully lined up his throbbing cock with the owl’s dripping vulva. The owl held out her leg so Hairy could slip his cock inside. To his amazement, his foot-long cock easily disappeared inside the bird, even though it was longer than the owl’s whole body. He was so excited by another occurrence of magic and the chance to quell his usual morning horniness, that it only took him a few strokes in the tight, steaming owl pussy before he was cumming. Hairy let go of the owl so as not to hurt it as a massive orgasm ripped through his little body. The owl’s huge eyes were riveted to his as it flapped its wings and rode up and down on his huge cock. Then his meat stick lurched and a torrent of hot, thick sperm erupted inside the animal. The bird was literally blown off his cock, leaving his prick to jump and spew thick gouts of ball cream all over Hogrod’s gigantic genitals. The bird flew out the window, trailing Hairy’s hot cum. Hogrod yawned loudly, sat up, and stretched. He looked down at the hot, semen icing Hairy had gifted him with and smiled. He wiped it up with a huge finger and slurped it eagerly. |
| ______________________________________________________ [Feb 24,2013 10:35pm - Turn Right On Liberty Lane ""] Gary leaves the room and Amy returns to the man who is hard and ready for more. Jimmy slides down to her opened legs, spreads them even further, and begins to eat a neatly trim patch of raven hair surrounding a magnificent pussy. He places his tongue and fingers inside the hot, pink inferno now in his face. She moans in total ecstasy and yells; OOOOHHHH Jimmy please fuck my gaping ass. He obliges her and turns her onto her front. His throbbing cock slowly enters the woman beneath him. He rams half of the eight inches in and then with a mighty blast rears back and bangs the full length into this Christian ass. “Come on Jimmy, fuck my hot pussy, I’m going to explode very soon. Oh my God, fuck me.” Screams a very horny Amy Grant. Without any hesitation Jimmy fucks the woman for nearly an hour, cumming many times. He sucks the cutest breasts with the roundest areolas and longest nipples he has ever place d his mouth on. Pounding her pussy, Jimmy unloads on her stomach, face, and tits, only to stop long enough for Amy to lick and gobble his last load down. He looks over the lady who is wanting more and tells her this is the last time he will fuck her, as he is not returning to the road ever. A pouting Miss Grant sobs, sucks the longest cock she has had and agrees to let him go. |
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| ____________________________________________ [Feb 27,2013 9:42pm - Jew Humor Scholar ""] What was so bad about being a black Jew? You had to sit in the back of the oven. Why did Hitler kill himself? The Jews sent him a gas bill! Why are Jewish synagogues round? So they can't hide in the corner when the collection box comes round! First Man: I'm going to be just like Hitler and kill all the jews. But I'm going to kill all the clowns, too. Second Man: Why the clowns? First Man: See, no one cares about the Jews! Have you heard of the Jewish "Catch 22"? Free ham! Whats the object of Jewish football? To get the quarter back. How was copper wire invented? Two Jews fighting over the same penny. What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven! What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery! What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips! Two Jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. "You need fire insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance." "The fire and theft and burglary I can understand," said the other, "but the flood insurance? How do you start a flood?" What's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa Claus goes down the chimney. I asked a jewish girl for her number. She rolled up her sleeve. Why do Jews have such big noses? Because air is free! What's the difference between karate and judo? Karate is a method of self defence and judo is what bagels are made of! What do Jewish women make for dinner? Reservations! One day a Jewish grandmother had taken her grandson to the beach for a play when suddenly a huge wave washed over the infant and pulled him out to sea. The distraught grandmother fell down on her knees, and sobbed, "Please God, don't let my grandson die, please, he is my only grandson! He is the future of my family, please return him to me safely!" Instantly another huge wave rolls the infant back onto the beach and the grandmother looks up to the sky and said, "He had a hat!" What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews? Boy scouts come back from their camps. I used to work for a Jewish carpenter. He used to check my fingers for splinters to make sure I wasn't stealing. Why do Jewish husbands die young? Because they want to. How many Jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? 54: two in front, two in back, and fifty in the ashtray. Have you heard about the Jewish sports car? It stops on a dime, then picks it up. Why did the Auschwitz shower heads have 12 holes? Because Jews have 10 fingers! Did you hear about the Jewish kidnapper? He added shipping and handling charges to the ransom note. Why are there so many Jews in the USA? They were promised free speech. What do you do with a Jew with ADHD? Put him in a concentration camp. Did you hear about the Jewish paedophile Santa Claus? He comes down the chimney and says, "Hi kids! Do you want to buy some presents?" What do you get when you cross a Jewish princess and a prostitute? A fucking know-it-all. What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips! What do you call a room full of Jewish women with yeast infections? A whine and cheese party. How's Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes? They put parking meters on the roof. A Jewish furniture store offered 0% finance for ten years. "When do you deliver?" I asked. "When you've paid the balance," said the proprietor. Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years? They heard that someone dropped a quarter. |