the dirtiest convo i've ever had with a coworker
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[Jul 30,2004 11:14am - succubus ""]
shannon12271: Funny, scumbag, whoremonger, skeezequeen, dyke@ss b*tch gets to leave now because her homely @ss has to stop at CVS....
CarinadefyU: dykeass? nope...she loves the cock
CarinadefyU: that's what makes her the slut she is..just ask one of the guys she's banged here at work...
CarinadefyU:
CarinadefyU: if he moves, has a pulse...she wants to fuck him
shannon12271: maybe we will get lucky and she will finaly choke on one, one day!!!!
shannon12271: instead of just gag!!!!
CarinadefyU: choke on a cock? i dunno...i bet she is used to handling more than one in her big mouth
shannon12271: 2 in the mouth, 1 up the @ss and another in the big ole gaping hole all at the same time sounds just like her!!!
[Jul 30,2004 11:16am - the_reverend ""]
isn't that how girls get ahead in this world?
if you ain't taking it in the ass then the mouth, you get left behind.
[Jul 30,2004 11:16am - subjugate ""]
and her # is
gawd damn you holding out on us
[Jul 30,2004 12:43pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Haha gossip, what is this high school?
ps: I want her # too
[Jul 30,2004 12:51pm - succubus ""]
joe you are high school
[Jul 30,2004 12:51pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
What does that mean?
[Jul 30,2004 12:53pm - dread_104 ""]
does she have a pool? i like girls who take it in the can and have swimming pools.
[Jul 30,2004 12:54pm - the_reverend ""]
1) now people know carin's AIM
2) now people know shannon's AIM
[Jul 30,2004 12:57pm - succubus ""]
she's a wicked skinny skank who wear's a stuffed bra..i think you need to work here to bang her for sure...
she doesn't have a pool
but last time we were all together her roommate was trying to rub her ugly tits all over aaron
grossss
[Jul 30,2004 12:58pm - the_reverend ""]
I must have blacked that out.
[Jul 30,2004 1:03pm - succubus ""]
you called her sloppy tits remember?
she was drunk and yep i know she traumatized you..i'm sorry
anyhow...she turned out to be a fake bitch (the one who works here anyhow)
and i told shannon i made this thread..she's new and the only cool person here anyhow
[Jul 30,2004 1:04pm - the_reverend ""]
was she the girl that kept fucking everyone?
[Jul 30,2004 1:05pm - succubus ""]
tried to anyhow....we escaped just in time
[Jul 30,2004 1:10pm - Shannon ""]
She's right up your alley if you like the boney, skinny assed, bitchy, pussed face, shrill nasty voiced, whiney, spoiled princesss skank type!
[Jul 30,2004 1:12pm - the_reverend ""]
you just described 1/2 the guys on this messageboard.
[Jul 30,2004 1:13pm - the_reverend ""]
oh wait.. you didn't say "wears tight girl pants"
my bad.
[Jul 30,2004 1:17pm - deathcow ""]
And white belts.
[Jul 30,2004 1:19pm - Shannon ""]
You kidding, the guys on the messageboard probably have longer hair than her DutchBoy bob.
[Jul 30,2004 1:19pm - succubus ""]
wait wait..who on here is the spoiled princesss skank type?
[Jul 30,2004 1:19pm - the_reverend ""]
I bet this girl's got a white belt...
... to hold up her saggy tits.
[Jul 30,2004 1:21pm - deathcow ""]
Hot, hot.
[Jul 30,2004 1:21pm - Shannon ""]
and the whining begins.
[Jul 30,2004 1:21pm - succubus ""]
hahahahaha her hair is short...and i like "dutchboy" bob nickname...damn Shannon...yer good at this!
and i walked by to see if she's wearing her white belt today..i couldn't see though..i know she has one
[Jul 30,2004 1:22pm - succubus ""]
Shannon said:and the whining begins.
wow she is really annoying...damnnnnn
[Jul 30,2004 1:24pm - the_reverend ""]
there's an old lady that works in my office... she's the loudest thing ever. when she laughs or talks on the phone, 1/2 the building knows it.
on of the kids here wants to bang her cause he figures she's be loud in bed.
[Jul 30,2004 1:26pm - Shannon ""]
See, while you guys are being amused from this, Carina and myself are sitting here right now dealing with this sperm-receptacles bullshit.
[Jul 30,2004 1:32pm - the_reverend ""]
maybe it's because she's not received her daily hot-beef injection.
I think you should pretend you are a dentist and feed her some.
I bet mike's a bottle rocket ready to go off.
[Jul 30,2004 1:35pm - Shannon ""]
You kidding, she went out for lunch alone.....she's probably got a giant dildo in her car and needed a fix.
[Jul 30,2004 1:37pm - Shannon ""]
although she did say she was going to CVS, I figured it was for her regular monthly supply of antibotics.
[Jul 30,2004 1:39pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Shannon, your cynical attitude is welcome here any day
[Jul 30,2004 1:39pm - succubus ""]
you know what's funny?
two weeks ago she was at her desk complaining how she didn't get any recently
wow pathetic
[Jul 30,2004 1:43pm - Shannon ""]
Why "Thank you" Joe/NotCommon.....I tend to refer to it as honesty.
[Jul 30,2004 1:43pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
honesty is not welcome here
[Jul 30,2004 1:44pm - Shannon ""]
Fine, cynical it is then.
[Jul 30,2004 1:47pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
excellent, thank you.
[Jul 30,2004 1:47pm - the_reverend ""]
if I had a vagina, I'd store dimes and quarters in it.
or possibly my cellphone.
[Jul 30,2004 1:48pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
I'd store energy in mine, and shoot blasts of lightning at men who tried to fist me.
[Jul 30,2004 1:49pm - the_reverend ""]
you've been watching WAY too much la blue girl
[Jul 30,2004 1:53pm - Shannon ""]
OH MY GOD (spoken just like that sad ass co-worker, she's one of those types).......if I had a penus, I'd walk around pissing on all things (outside, of course) just like a male dog....just because I could....screw that damn crouching shit!
[Jul 30,2004 1:55pm - succubus ""]
and aaron, you've been watching too much..ummm i forget...but i remember that we've heard that line before (about the cell phone)
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and shannon..if you had one i know whose coffee you'd piss in=)
[Jul 30,2004 1:56pm - Shannon ""]
Actually, there'd be a line of coffee cups, but I'm sure you would still know whose they would be....
[Jul 30,2004 2:02pm - Shannon ""]
Just to fill the rest of you in....Carina and I work in this office, with a group of CLIQUEY Corporate Clowns who think fun is to be at work at 11:00 pm on a friday night drinking beers in their cubes (OH MY GOD, so riskay) and that bowling is the highlight of actually going out. They frown on Carina and I's tattoos, they cannot be more than 20 minutes away from each other outside work without calling each other on their cells and they go to lunch ina hoarde ...talk about pathetic.....
[Jul 30,2004 2:03pm - Shannon ""]
and guess whose favorite Skeeze just got to leave....dildo must be calling!
[Jul 30,2004 2:26pm - the_reverend ""]
I've heard of a banana phone, but now a dildo phone.
"I smell your light-saber" - dave chapelle
maybe her car comes with a built in sabian?
[Jul 30,2004 2:44pm - Shannon ""]
can they be ordered from the factory or is it a custom job?
[Jul 30,2004 2:44pm - Christraper ""]
I used to piss in my boss' coffee everyday when i worked construction. It was usually in his thermous but whenever he'd send me out for coffee id get to rub his straw on my ball sack AND piss in his coffee. Then later in the day when he'd scream at me for his own goddamned mistakes as he drinks his coffee i wouldnt get as frustrated as i normally would. its a good stress reliever.
[Jul 30,2004 2:50pm - Shannon ""]
and the Dude never friggin thought his coffee tasted funny (or like shit for that matter)......
[Jul 30,2004 2:53pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
i heard that slut crams giant Foster's cans up her ass.
[Jul 30,2004 2:55pm - Christraper ""]
he was the most miserable bastard you ever met. it wouldnt have mattered if his coffee was fresh brewed from the hills of columbia with a spoonful of cocaine in it; he still wouldve complained about it. of course he mentioned it but he always either blamed whatever was in his thermous before the coffee or his wife who also sucked. as far as i know he never had a thing for golden showers so i dont think he ever quite identified the odd flavor.
[Jul 30,2004 2:58pm - Shannon ""]
thats to fucken funny......