the dirtiest convo i've ever had with a coworker
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[Jul 30,2004 11:14am - succubus ""]
shannon12271: Funny, scumbag, whoremonger, skeezequeen, dyke@ss b*tch gets to leave now because her homely @ss has to stop at CVS....
CarinadefyU: dykeass? nope...she loves the cock
CarinadefyU: that's what makes her the slut she is..just ask one of the guys she's banged here at work...
CarinadefyU:
CarinadefyU: if he moves, has a pulse...she wants to fuck him
shannon12271: maybe we will get lucky and she will finaly choke on one, one day!!!!
shannon12271: instead of just gag!!!!
CarinadefyU: choke on a cock? i dunno...i bet she is used to handling more than one in her big mouth
shannon12271: 2 in the mouth, 1 up the @ss and another in the big ole gaping hole all at the same time sounds just like her!!!
[Jul 30,2004 11:16am - the_reverend ""]
isn't that how girls get ahead in this world?
if you ain't taking it in the ass then the mouth, you get left behind.
[Jul 30,2004 11:16am - subjugate ""]
and her # is
gawd damn you holding out on us
[Jul 30,2004 12:43pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Haha gossip, what is this high school?
ps: I want her # too
[Jul 30,2004 12:51pm - succubus ""]
joe you are high school
[Jul 30,2004 12:51pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
What does that mean?
[Jul 30,2004 12:53pm - dread_104 ""]
does she have a pool? i like girls who take it in the can and have swimming pools.
[Jul 30,2004 12:54pm - the_reverend ""]
1) now people know carin's AIM
2) now people know shannon's AIM
[Jul 30,2004 12:57pm - succubus ""]
she's a wicked skinny skank who wear's a stuffed bra..i think you need to work here to bang her for sure...
she doesn't have a pool
but last time we were all together her roommate was trying to rub her ugly tits all over aaron
grossss
[Jul 30,2004 12:58pm - the_reverend ""]
I must have blacked that out.
[Jul 30,2004 1:03pm - succubus ""]
you called her sloppy tits remember?
she was drunk and yep i know she traumatized you..i'm sorry
anyhow...she turned out to be a fake bitch (the one who works here anyhow)
and i told shannon i made this thread..she's new and the only cool person here anyhow
[Jul 30,2004 1:04pm - the_reverend ""]
was she the girl that kept fucking everyone?
[Jul 30,2004 1:05pm - succubus ""]
tried to anyhow....we escaped just in time
[Jul 30,2004 1:10pm - Shannon ""]
She's right up your alley if you like the boney, skinny assed, bitchy, pussed face, shrill nasty voiced, whiney, spoiled princesss skank type!
[Jul 30,2004 1:12pm - the_reverend ""]
you just described 1/2 the guys on this messageboard.
[Jul 30,2004 1:13pm - the_reverend ""]
oh wait.. you didn't say "wears tight girl pants"
my bad.
[Jul 30,2004 1:17pm - deathcow ""]
And white belts.
[Jul 30,2004 1:19pm - Shannon ""]
You kidding, the guys on the messageboard probably have longer hair than her DutchBoy bob.
[Jul 30,2004 1:19pm - succubus ""]
wait wait..who on here is the spoiled princesss skank type?
[Jul 30,2004 1:19pm - the_reverend ""]
I bet this girl's got a white belt...
... to hold up her saggy tits.
[Jul 30,2004 1:21pm - deathcow ""]
Hot, hot.
[Jul 30,2004 1:21pm - Shannon ""]
and the whining begins.
[Jul 30,2004 1:21pm - succubus ""]
hahahahaha her hair is short...and i like "dutchboy" bob nickname...damn Shannon...yer good at this!
and i walked by to see if she's wearing her white belt today..i couldn't see though..i know she has one
[Jul 30,2004 1:22pm - succubus ""]
Shannon said:and the whining begins.
wow she is really annoying...damnnnnn
[Jul 30,2004 1:24pm - the_reverend ""]
there's an old lady that works in my office... she's the loudest thing ever. when she laughs or talks on the phone, 1/2 the building knows it.
on of the kids here wants to bang her cause he figures she's be loud in bed.
[Jul 30,2004 1:26pm - Shannon ""]
See, while you guys are being amused from this, Carina and myself are sitting here right now dealing with this sperm-receptacles bullshit.
[Jul 30,2004 1:32pm - the_reverend ""]
maybe it's because she's not received her daily hot-beef injection.
I think you should pretend you are a dentist and feed her some.
I bet mike's a bottle rocket ready to go off.
[Jul 30,2004 1:35pm - Shannon ""]
You kidding, she went out for lunch alone.....she's probably got a giant dildo in her car and needed a fix.
[Jul 30,2004 1:37pm - Shannon ""]
although she did say she was going to CVS, I figured it was for her regular monthly supply of antibotics.
[Jul 30,2004 1:39pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Shannon, your cynical attitude is welcome here any day
[Jul 30,2004 1:39pm - succubus ""]
you know what's funny?
two weeks ago she was at her desk complaining how she didn't get any recently
wow pathetic
[Jul 30,2004 1:43pm - Shannon ""]
Why "Thank you" Joe/NotCommon.....I tend to refer to it as honesty.
[Jul 30,2004 1:43pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
honesty is not welcome here
[Jul 30,2004 1:44pm - Shannon ""]
Fine, cynical it is then.
[Jul 30,2004 1:47pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
excellent, thank you.
[Jul 30,2004 1:47pm - the_reverend ""]
if I had a vagina, I'd store dimes and quarters in it.
or possibly my cellphone.
[Jul 30,2004 1:48pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
I'd store energy in mine, and shoot blasts of lightning at men who tried to fist me.
[Jul 30,2004 1:49pm - the_reverend ""]
you've been watching WAY too much la blue girl
[Jul 30,2004 1:53pm - Shannon ""]
OH MY GOD (spoken just like that sad ass co-worker, she's one of those types).......if I had a penus, I'd walk around pissing on all things (outside, of course) just like a male dog....just because I could....screw that damn crouching shit!
[Jul 30,2004 1:55pm - succubus ""]
and aaron, you've been watching too much..ummm i forget...but i remember that we've heard that line before (about the cell phone)
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and shannon..if you had one i know whose coffee you'd piss in=)
[Jul 30,2004 1:56pm - Shannon ""]
Actually, there'd be a line of coffee cups, but I'm sure you would still know whose they would be....
[Jul 30,2004 2:02pm - Shannon ""]
Just to fill the rest of you in....Carina and I work in this office, with a group of CLIQUEY Corporate Clowns who think fun is to be at work at 11:00 pm on a friday night drinking beers in their cubes (OH MY GOD, so riskay) and that bowling is the highlight of actually going out. They frown on Carina and I's tattoos, they cannot be more than 20 minutes away from each other outside work without calling each other on their cells and they go to lunch ina hoarde ...talk about pathetic.....
[Jul 30,2004 2:03pm - Shannon ""]
and guess whose favorite Skeeze just got to leave....dildo must be calling!
[Jul 30,2004 2:26pm - the_reverend ""]
I've heard of a banana phone, but now a dildo phone.
"I smell your light-saber" - dave chapelle
maybe her car comes with a built in sabian?
[Jul 30,2004 2:44pm - Shannon ""]
can they be ordered from the factory or is it a custom job?
[Jul 30,2004 2:44pm - Christraper ""]
I used to piss in my boss' coffee everyday when i worked construction. It was usually in his thermous but whenever he'd send me out for coffee id get to rub his straw on my ball sack AND piss in his coffee. Then later in the day when he'd scream at me for his own goddamned mistakes as he drinks his coffee i wouldnt get as frustrated as i normally would. its a good stress reliever.
[Jul 30,2004 2:50pm - Shannon ""]
and the Dude never friggin thought his coffee tasted funny (or like shit for that matter)......
[Jul 30,2004 2:53pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
i heard that slut crams giant Foster's cans up her ass.
[Jul 30,2004 2:55pm - Christraper ""]
he was the most miserable bastard you ever met. it wouldnt have mattered if his coffee was fresh brewed from the hills of columbia with a spoonful of cocaine in it; he still wouldve complained about it. of course he mentioned it but he always either blamed whatever was in his thermous before the coffee or his wife who also sucked. as far as i know he never had a thing for golden showers so i dont think he ever quite identified the odd flavor.
[Jul 30,2004 2:58pm - Shannon ""]
thats to fucken funny......
[Jul 30,2004 3:01pm - Shannon ""]
and I heard it was 40 ouncer's she crams up there
[Jul 30,2004 3:03pm - Christraper ""]
i bet shes got a pink sock by now
[Jul 30,2004 3:23pm - Shannon ""]
OK, thats real nasty!!!!
[Jul 30,2004 3:24pm - the_reverend ""]
maybe what you girls really need are your own sabians... or butterflies..
it would make your work day so much more pleasent
although, your voices would quiver a lot.
[Jul 30,2004 3:24pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Shannon, do you like metal?
Share your tales with us at obriens pub tonight!
[Jul 30,2004 3:40pm - Shannon ""]
Me, tales! I ain't got too many of those.
[Jul 30,2004 3:40pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Well you can make some up, we hate honesty anyways.
Carina is going, you can follow her to the club.
[Jul 30,2004 3:50pm - the_reverend ""]
anyhow, 3:24pm who won the pool on how long it would take for joe to invite her?
[Jul 30,2004 3:53pm - succubus ""]
i am going? really? i didn't know...
Shannon was already asking me about it and i'm like huh? and she said she read it on the board...
anyhow, no shows for me...work too late and then gotta get all my stuff ready for tomorrow no shows this weekend
i can bring her to another one though
[Jul 30,2004 3:56pm - Shannon ""]
Hey, what the hells up with that......Now I'm feeling the High School thing here (or the really bad teen movie) where I am involved in this bet and that I know nothing about......Please hold on while I pick up the pieces of my broken heart!!!!
[Jul 30,2004 4:03pm - the_reverend ""]
joe's far passed highschool... though... most of his stalking victims will be in high school in a few year.
[Jul 30,2004 4:16pm - Shannon ""]
Well then, I guess that leavces me out of the equation.....I finished High School many moons ago!
[Jul 30,2004 4:23pm - Shannon ""]
So, who won the bet?
[Jul 30,2004 4:43pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Why is my name constantly dragged through the mud?
I was trying to be friendly to this person.
[Jul 30,2004 4:47pm - Shannon ""]
because people are Evil, Pure Evil, I tell ya!!!
[Jul 30,2004 4:48pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
indeed they are.
[Jul 30,2004 4:51pm - Shannon ""]
hey, don't say it too much, they feed off of it!
[Jul 30,2004 4:52pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Well, you can still come to the show tonight if you want. Don't listen to anything anyone says about me, remember they love to lie.
[Jul 30,2004 4:57pm - Shannon ""]
and what kind of show is this?
[Jul 30,2004 4:59pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
teratism is death metal
abhorred is gay
dissector is zombie thrash
inheritance is melodic metal (i think?)
[Jul 30,2004 5:01pm - succubus ""]
abhorred are the guys in the promo pics i showed you that you liked and said the guys were hot
BOOYAH
[Jul 30,2004 5:03pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Did I mention hot dogs?
[Jul 30,2004 5:09pm - Shannon ""]
what about hot dogs?
[Jul 30,2004 5:10pm - succubus ""]
before the show we go to spike's...of course i get a veggie dog...they are awesome though
[Jul 30,2004 5:13pm - Shannon ""]
you trying to bribe me with food?
[Jul 30,2004 5:17pm - the_reverend ""]
well, it's not like any of them can afford a ring to bride you with
[Jul 30,2004 5:19pm - Shannon ""]
Touche'....good one!!! Besides, I can buy my own rings, right Carina....
[Jul 30,2004 5:21pm - succubus ""]
shannon has rings on every finger including thumbs
[Jul 30,2004 5:22pm - the_reverend ""]
carina's just a ring... but I'm not allowed to talk about it with her co-workers.
[Jul 30,2004 5:23pm - succubus ""]
well 2 rings....one on my finger
[Jul 30,2004 5:24pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
sometimes i like to tear puppies apart with my bare hands, their screams are like music. i eat their insides raw.
[Jul 30,2004 5:28pm - Shannon ""]
Ok, and that came from way the hell out of left field!!!
[Jul 30,2004 5:32pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Sorry I got bored, I am gonna go cry in the dark
[Jul 30,2004 5:36pm - Shannon ""]
Oh no, not another one of those poor misunderstood lost souls.....
[Jul 30,2004 5:41pm - the_reverend ""]
joe, watch thecrow.
[Jul 30,2004 5:42pm - the_reverend ""]
I heard a rumor that Shannon's got all her light in one submarine.
[Jul 30,2004 5:44pm - Shannon ""]
Nice, I chat for half a day and there is already rumors spreading about me....
[Jul 30,2004 5:54pm - Kalopsia ""]
this thread is amazing
[Jul 30,2004 5:59pm - Shannon ""]
Amazing good, amazing long or amazing funny?
[Jul 30,2004 6:16pm - deathcow ""]
Or amazing larry?
[Jul 30,2004 7:31pm - Kalopsia ""]
just simply amazing
[Jul 31,2004 12:05am - the_reverend ""]
I liked this thread.
[Jul 31,2004 12:07am - succubus ""]
shannon called me an hour ago..she had 2 xtra tix for canobie lake park for tomorrow
[Jul 31,2004 12:25pm - BornSoVile ""]
Carina just magically made EMC squared seem like a cool place to work!
[Aug 6,2004 1:20pm - succubus ""]
so today she decides for the group to order from this sandwich place where it will cost me $6.50 for lettuce and cheese on bread ... everything else..i can't eat...
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Carina: stinky cunt
Carina:rag
Carina:
Carina: now THAT was bad
shannon: with dried up, left over jism breathe
shannon: that sure as hell ain't gel in her hair...
[Aug 6,2004 1:21pm - succubus ""]
wow...looks like we do this once a week
i swear if she gives me one more dirty look i am going to spit on her keyboard when she goes to pee
[Aug 6,2004 1:26pm - the_reverend ""]
she's not peeing.
it was established that she's jackhammering
[Aug 6,2004 1:33pm - Shannon ""]
with the user level of her hole, she ain't peeing, she's gushing!