the great xmas haul of 2011[views:14077][posts:96]_______________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 8:12am - AndrewBastard ""] chrisREX said:Skyrim. WELCOME. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 10:10am - DaveMaggotCOTDS ""] from family: captain america dvd, captain america jammie pants, money, socks, camoflage boxers so my junk can blend in with the jungle like the predator, xbox live. from myself: charlotte gainsbourg- stage whisper, mastodon- the hunter, 45 grave- sleep in saftey, going to pieces dvd, dario argento 5 pack dvd. my friend gave me an anal blast cd stuff i bought with the money: robocop 3, the haunted- revolver, cocorosie- grey oceans, smokes. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 10:25am - Hoser ""] chrisREX said:New saddle and handlebars for my bike. Skyrim. Shirts. Indian rattle. What in God's name is an "Indian Rattle"? That sounds almost as gay as calling a bike seat a "saddle". |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 10:31am - largefreakatzero ""] This thread is lulzy. I can't believe anyone (who is technically adult) still exchanges gifts for this silly holiday. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 27,2011 10:36am - Yeti ""] my girlfriend and i mutually agreed not to waste our money on crap for each other, but she bought "us" porn and a new bowl. sweeeet. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 10:38am - arilliusbm ""] I hope it was good porn and not shitty ass porn. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 10:41am - the_reverend ""] Bought porn? Yeti, one day I will show you the Internet. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 10:47am - arilliusbm ""] lol @ the reverend showing yeti computer porn. "you see this? This is Ass Parade. This one over here is BangBus. This one here is that creepy guy that wears a baseball hat and glasses while he fucks but his glasses have a camera in the middle that the girls don't know about. This one over here is Heather from ideepthroat." |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 10:49am - DaveMaggotCOTDS ""] i'm getting my gf the sasha grey book new sex |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 10:56am - MillenialKingdom ""] largefreakatzero said:This thread is lulzy. I can't believe anyone (who is technically adult) still exchanges gifts for this silly holiday. You didn't get anything did you. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 10:57am - AndrewBastard ""] whats wrong with shitty ass porn? its huge in Germany....OHHH!!! |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 11:20am - largefreakatzero ""] MillenialKingdom said: largefreakatzero said:This thread is lulzy. I can't believe anyone (who is technically adult) still exchanges gifts for this silly holiday. You didn't get anything did you. If I need something and it's within my means, I will buy it myself. My wife and I have a mutual agreement that we don't waste money on stupid gifts for a stupid holiday we don't believe in -- we spend money on paying down our mortgage or other necessary home improvements. I have the same agreement with extended family that we do NOT exchange gifts. You can keep grasping on to this silly tradition all you want, I just don't get it. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 11:22am - Alx_Casket ""] I agree with lfaz, but when someone gave me a 'cats in hats' calendar, I felt the holiday spirit! |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 11:23am - AndrewBastard ""] the real tradition for me is SEEING MY FAMILY...ONCE A YEAR. it's really hard to get us all together geographically speaking so I look forward to the ONE DAY A YEAR I get to see them all together and get drunk. NUFFIN RONG WIT DAT, AMIRITE? |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 11:28am - Alx_Casket ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 11:32am - Alexecutioner ""] I heard Ben got Air Jordans for Xmas this year... |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 11:36am - largefreakatzero ""] AndrewBastard said:the real tradition for me is SEEING MY FAMILY...ONCE A YEAR. it's really hard to get us all together geographically speaking so I look forward to the ONE DAY A YEAR I get to see them all together and get drunk. NUFFIN RONG WIT DAT, AMIRITE? See who you want to, eat too much, drink too much, etc. Absolutely nothing wrong with that. I just don't understand the gift giving. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 11:41am - RustyPS should be working ""] Do you give gifts to people on their birthdays? Do you get gifts on your birthday? I'd say that practice is just as arbitrary and "foolish" as giving gifts on Christmas. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 11:57am - Alx_Casket ""] It stems from the tradition of charity from an unknown source. Saint Nick used to break into the houses of poor people and leave bags of coins, as the fable describes. That eventually turned into a fat elf in a red suit going down a chimney and dropping off presents for muggles. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 12:05pm - posbleak ""] Had a bunch of deaths in the family this year, if shelling out a few bucks to give my surviving relatives beer and see them smile for once is wrong then I don't wanna be right the_reverend said:do you really want to have you cloths hanging in front of your tv in 5 weeks? As if I would put my clothing on that sweaty thing |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 12:06pm - largefreakatzero ""] RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said:Do you give gifts to people on their birthdays? Do you get gifts on your birthday? I'd say that practice is just as arbitrary and "foolish" as giving gifts on Christmas. No and no. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 12:15pm - RustyPS should be working ""] Fair enough then....bah humbug |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 12:37pm - Alx_Casket ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 1:06pm - Blessed_Offal ""] largefreakatzero said: AndrewBastard said:the real tradition for me is SEEING MY FAMILY...ONCE A YEAR. it's really hard to get us all together geographically speaking so I look forward to the ONE DAY A YEAR I get to see them all together and get drunk. NUFFIN RONG WIT DAT, AMIRITE? See who you want to, eat too much, drink too much, etc. Absolutely nothing wrong with that. I just don't understand the gift giving. It's because EVERYONE ELSE GIVES GIFTS so if you don't, you're a bad sibling/bf/person/whatever. It's like, you could give your gf flowers EVERY day of the year except valentines day, and if you miss that ONE day, you're a shitty boyfriend. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 1:08pm - Alx_Casket ""] I stopped caring about societal expectations around the same time you stopped having opinions about black metal. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 1:10pm - Your Average Console Gamer ""] BLACK METAL IS AS GAY AS PC GAMING |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 1:14pm - largefreakatzero ""] Blessed_Offal said: largefreakatzero said: AndrewBastard said:the real tradition for me is SEEING MY FAMILY...ONCE A YEAR. it's really hard to get us all together geographically speaking so I look forward to the ONE DAY A YEAR I get to see them all together and get drunk. NUFFIN RONG WIT DAT, AMIRITE? See who you want to, eat too much, drink too much, etc. Absolutely nothing wrong with that. I just don't understand the gift giving. It's because EVERYONE ELSE GIVES GIFTS so if you don't, you're a bad sibling/bf/person/whatever. It's like, you could give your gf flowers EVERY day of the year except valentines day, and if you miss that ONE day, you're a shitty boyfriend. I know what you mean, but you have establish agreements with friends/gf/wife/family to stop. Tell them that you'll look forward to seeing them for the holidays, but you didn't buy any presents and don't want any presents. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 1:15pm - Blessed_Offal ""] largefreakatzero said: Blessed_Offal said: largefreakatzero said: AndrewBastard said:the real tradition for me is SEEING MY FAMILY...ONCE A YEAR. it's really hard to get us all together geographically speaking so I look forward to the ONE DAY A YEAR I get to see them all together and get drunk. NUFFIN RONG WIT DAT, AMIRITE? See who you want to, eat too much, drink too much, etc. Absolutely nothing wrong with that. I just don't understand the gift giving. It's because EVERYONE ELSE GIVES GIFTS so if you don't, you're a bad sibling/bf/person/whatever. It's like, you could give your gf flowers EVERY day of the year except valentines day, and if you miss that ONE day, you're a shitty boyfriend. I know what you mean, but you have establish agreements with friends/gf/wife/family to stop. Tell them that you'll look forward to seeing them for the holidays, but you didn't buy any presents and don't want any presents. That's what I did, and instead of xmas, I got drunk alone and played skyrim. Great success! |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 1:18pm - largefreakatzero ""] Good man. I did have to attend a family function a week ago, and supplied dessert and a couple bottles of wine, per request (everyone pitched in something). Xmas day was spent with the wife at home --drinking, puttering, loafing, napping, then we made prime rib with Yorkshire pudding. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 1:20pm - the_reverend ""] posbleak said: the_reverend said:do you really want to have you cloths hanging in front of your tv in 5 weeks? As if I would put my clothing on that sweaty thingyeah.. you obviously don't get the concept of owning one of those things if you actually still think you are going to be using it after a few week.s |
| ______________________________ [Dec 27,2011 1:20pm - Yeti ""] largefreakatzero said: AndrewBastard said:the real tradition for me is SEEING MY FAMILY...ONCE A YEAR. it's really hard to get us all together geographically speaking so I look forward to the ONE DAY A YEAR I get to see them all together and get drunk. NUFFIN RONG WIT DAT, AMIRITE? See who you want to, eat too much, drink too much, etc. Absolutely nothing wrong with that. I just don't understand the gift giving. this this and more this. eat, drink and be merry. fuck your consumerism. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 2:02pm - chrisREX ""] Hoser said: chrisREX said:New saddle and handlebars for my bike. Skyrim. Shirts. Indian rattle. What in God's name is an "Indian Rattle"? That sounds almost as gay as calling a bike seat a "saddle". Does it make a difference that I always wear assless chaps when riding my bike? And the "indian rattle" is a rattle, made by a Navajo american indian. It's got leather and beads and feathers and shit. I'm ready for the pow-wow. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 2:04pm - arilliusbm ""] Yeti said: this this and more this. eat, drink and be merry. fuck your consumerism. Eating and drinking is also consuming nilla. Costs money. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 27,2011 2:07pm - Lamp ""] I'd been trying to convince my family for years not to get me anything and they kept refusing to do so, so I just decided to get a few boxes and fill them full of stupid cheap tacky bullshit from Building 19. My family kept trying to tell me it was thoughtful and not stupid and blah blah... I put no thought into any of this whatsoever and the whole point of this gift giving was to be fucking stupid. Kinda made me feel bad for them. I have an idea for next year already that's going to be way stupider. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 2:07pm - largefreakatzero ""] Have ramen noodles washed down with water about it. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 2:09pm - arilliusbm ""] I stopped asking for stuff for xmas for years. I buy things for people I care about as a token of thanks. Being grateful and humble is what Xmas is to me. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 2:10pm - posbleak ""] lol @ "the concept" |
| __________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 3:10pm - CurlyRed ""] I like to buy for other people even if it is just something small just to show them that I am thinking of them. I also like to give gifts to families that have little kids that can't afford too. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 3:20pm - AndrewBastard ""] yeah buying shit for my 4 year old niece is super fun |
| __________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 3:23pm - CurlyRed ""] right on, I have 2 yr old ginger god daughter I love to buy stuff for, especially something loud to drive her parents crazy. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 3:32pm - Alx_Casket ""] I only really bought stuff for my nephew. 7 months old and he's already jamming the fuck out of that guitar I got him. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 3:35pm - RichHorror ""] AndrewBastard%20in%20Newport said:LOTR pez collection Got that too. Also-- Four Marvel Comics shirts iPhone 4 Captain America/Iron Man/Thor/Spider-Man pez Sony headphones Winter coat |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 5:44pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] This is pretty awesome. bennyhillifier |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 28,2011 1:06am - Garth Algar ""] ya that is cool but that band is a bunch of Raynards. |
| _____________________________ [Dec 28,2011 8:20am - pam ""] You are all some grumpy, fun-hating motherfuckers. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 28,2011 8:44am - Alexecutioner ""] i got some weed, a flashlight, money, and more weed |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 28,2011 8:51am - largefreakatzero ""] pam said:You are all some grumpy, fun-hating motherfuckers. [img] |