the great xmas haul of 2011[views:14076][posts:96]_______________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 12:04am - the_reverend ""] so what did you get? I honestly didn't think I was getting anything, but my mom got me a bunch of things. 1) a top game where you spin tops on top of each other 2) a fan for the top of my stove 3) tons of socks 4) best buy gift cards 5) some running gear 6) AAA |
| _______________________________ [Dec 26,2011 1:30am - Hoser ""] Running gear? What are you running from, Aaron? |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 5:10am - the_reverend ""] People saying I'm gay. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 26,2011 5:44am - eddie ""] some candy and socks. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 5:50am - Frough Fagassy ""] Bedsheets Money Giftcard Food |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 7:57am - aaron_michael ""] Hoser said:Running gear? What are you running from, Aaron? the_reverend said:People saying I'm gay. I lul'd. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 10:18am - largefreakatzero ""] Nothing. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 10:25am - Thundersteel ""] Vaporizer $25 Gulf Gift Card Bracelet Riot tickets Guitar shaped spatula |
| ____________________________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 10:47am - AndrewBastard in Newport ""] I'm almost 30 and aside from socks and a few shirts for work my family gave me this: storm trooper alarm clock, LOTR pez collection to compliment my star wars pez collection and some random action figures (she doesnt realize that only the original trilogy is real) [img] it'll make a nice addition to this: [img] |
| __________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 11:01am - the_mex ""] killer shrine, bro |
| ____________________________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 11:01am - AndrewBastard in Newport ""] only secretly being in love with Harrison Ford is real. |
| ________________________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 11:03am - illinoisenemaBradness ""] A Kindle a Jack Russell/Corgi mixed puppy, we named her Jasmine, JAZZY for short [img] |
| ____________________________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 11:04am - AndrewBastard in Newport ""] YOU WIN ^ |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 11:30am - the_reverend ""] yeah, puppiues are super sweet |
| _____________________________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 12:00pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] That thing looks fucking delicious. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 12:20pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Forza 4 And some double ended dildo [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 12:24pm - josh_hates_you ""] Ugly sweater I wont wear. Shoes that don't fit. Underwear. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 12:33pm - Eli_HHCB ""] disposable razors sweater picks and strings and a book about punctuation. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 12:42pm - MillenialKingdom ""] Gas card iPod classic 160GB Pro Fusion razor |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 12:56pm - Fake ARIL ""] This christmas I got the most important thing of all... The love of family, and the love in my heart for Jesus Christ, who is my lord and salvation. J/K MillenialKingdom, I got a fucking pack of underwear and a bunch of credit card bills. Fuck Christmas. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 1:01pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 1:12pm - narkybark ""] A few items that won't be used, and 20 scratch tickets which netted me zero dollars. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 26,2011 1:18pm - BSV ""] sushi kit exotic hot sauces and olive oils cedar planks for smoking salmon fancy beer batteries chocolates socks bathrobe/pajama pants a box of vinyl from HHR |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 1:28pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Girlfriend got me: Kindle Touch BBQ kit BBQ cookbook Guitar shaped spatula Hide This Spanish Book (chock-full of things I shouldn't say in Spanish) Batman money clip Assortment of stocking stuffers Family got me: A ton of money to fix my stupid car Mini air compressor for my airbrush A "Happy Light" that apparently tricks your body into thinking you're in the sun Chocolate tour throughout various places in Boston An assortment of gift cards to Amazon, Best Buy and Newbury Comics Ugly/incorrectly sized clothes, socks, underwear, towels And an assortment of stocking stuffers Did not expect nearly that much this year. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 26,2011 1:33pm - blue ""] i got lots of clothes, toiletries & a heated blanket, which is probably the best present ive ever gotten. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 2:08pm - GUYnli ""] All new blabkets pillows sheets towels Bottle of Johnny Black Madden 12 IPod dock New one hitter Clothes Skrilla Bunch misc red sox shit Boxing DVDs Wanted a kindle fire, didn't get it :( |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 2:13pm - the_reverend ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Girlfriend got me: wait... you arent fagging out anymore? wtf. GUYnli said:Wanted a kindle fire, didn't get it :( http://whitepeopleproblems.us/ |
| _________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 2:35pm - Mark R ""] blue said: a heated blanket, which is probably the best present ive ever gotten. You'll never get out of bed again |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 3:25pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I haven't been fagging out for over 6 months, Aaron. But don't worry, I still love you most. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 3:47pm - the_reverend ""] MSD gets the sads. no wonder I saw him with a girl. lame. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 26,2011 5:14pm - Lamp ""] One thing I'm wondering for sure right now is how the fuck I'm supposed to go to work in an hour and a half when I have a Wii and the new Zelda game that I got yesterday. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 5:17pm - posbleak ""] Cashmere hoodie, cash for the condo fund, wine/beer/tea, Sephora gift card, box of Godiva, electric toothbrush, jammies, a coupla cookbooks, compression shorts, socks/underwear, and this monster: [img] Elliptical/stationary bike combo, now assembled directly in front of the TV. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 5:43pm - Blessed_Offal ""] -cocaine -sam adams -a nice travel mug -coffee -shoes -the worst hangover ever |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 5:47pm - Randy_Marsh ""] A NICE TRAVEL MUG |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 5:48pm - Blessed_Offal ""] yea shits dope as fuck son. it keeps my coffee warm for four hours while I RIM TIL DETH |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 5:48pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] the_reverend said:MSD gets the sads. no wonder I saw him with a girl. lame. Fuck that, we live across the hall from each other so you KNOW we get our midnight snacks on the real 100. Dawg. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 6:03pm - blessed offal nli ""] hah you guys are all some spoiled mother fuckers |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 6:17pm - nekronautloggedin ""] Ross' girlfriend brought me chocolates and stuffed shells. My girlfriend got me a pack of socks and two Totino's combination pizzas. BEST CHRISTMAS EVER. |
| _____________________________ [Dec 26,2011 6:20pm - pam ""] I got a Wacom bamboo tablet from my rents, and my mom let me go shopping for myself on black friday with her Kohl's card so I got a memory foam topper for my bed and some new clothes/bag. The memory foam is probably the greatest thing ever. Boyfriend got me a clip on laptop speaker I wanted, a new laptop table, a crock pot, a ring I has wishlisted, a replica hellraiser puzzle box and a new camera bag. My friend got me a nice knitting bag and local honey. mmm. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 6:36pm - Average Boyfriend Material ""] pam said:Boyfriend got me a clip on laptop speaker I wanted, a new laptop table, a crock pot, a ring I has wishlisted, a replica hellraiser puzzle box and a new camera bag. Dude is already getting in your pants. Why is he still trying so hard? |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 6:39pm - xgodzillax ""] Electric Wizard "dopethrone" on green vinyl. Akai MPK mini and Fl studio 10 Full 60 to History Bruins book, signed by shawn thornton Blood for blood "wasted youth brew" on red vinyl Despise you/AN split on some sorta blue vinyl |
| _________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 6:51pm - RustyPS ""] lots of "normal" clothes bathrobe 500 GB external hard drive electric razor cologne Phantom Gourmet gift card Newbury Comics gift cards GameStop gift card The Office Kit - http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/the-offic...s-what-she-said/detail.php?p=305942 Patriots snuggie Red Sox tickets (May 1st game against the Oakland As) and I'm getting a Rob Gronkowski jersey from my parents sooner or later |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 6:55pm - the_reverend ""] posbleak said: [img] Elliptical/stationary bike combo, now assembled directly in front of the TV.do you really want to have you cloths hanging in front of your tv in 5 weeks? |
| __________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 7:18pm - Samantha ""] 1) A new android phone that was my own xmas gift to myself because my old phone died a sudden, unexpected death. 2) A laptop that several family members of mine conspired and pooled their money for 3) Several other, smaller presents 4) I got to take home my aunt's old high definition TV that they were getting rid of. I feel very spoiled this year. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 8:01pm - the_reverend ""] no 10" dildo? trolls are not happy. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 8:13pm - SAMANTHA'S 10" HARDON ""] NO NEED FOR A DILDO GOT SHE GOT ME |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 26,2011 8:15pm - Bloblovesmusic ""] A box of wintergreen altoids |
| _____________________________ [Dec 26,2011 9:41pm - pam ""] Average%20Boyfriend%20Material said: pam said:Boyfriend got me a clip on laptop speaker I wanted, a new laptop table, a crock pot, a ring I has wishlisted, a replica hellraiser puzzle box and a new camera bag. Dude is already getting in your pants. Why is he still trying so hard? My vagina is actually the portal to another dimension and must be delicately and lavishly attended. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 2:15am - the_reverend ""] pam said: Average%20Boyfriend%20Material said: pam said:Boyfriend got me a clip on laptop speaker I wanted, a new laptop table, a crock pot, a ring I has wishlisted, a replica hellraiser puzzle box and a new camera bag. Dude is already getting in your pants. Why is he still trying so hard? My vagina is actually the portal to another dimension and must be delicately and lavishly attended. [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 7:34am - chrisREX ""] New saddle and handlebars for my bike. Skyrim. Shirts. Indian rattle. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 8:12am - AndrewBastard ""] chrisREX said:Skyrim. WELCOME. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 10:10am - DaveMaggotCOTDS ""] from family: captain america dvd, captain america jammie pants, money, socks, camoflage boxers so my junk can blend in with the jungle like the predator, xbox live. from myself: charlotte gainsbourg- stage whisper, mastodon- the hunter, 45 grave- sleep in saftey, going to pieces dvd, dario argento 5 pack dvd. my friend gave me an anal blast cd stuff i bought with the money: robocop 3, the haunted- revolver, cocorosie- grey oceans, smokes. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 10:25am - Hoser ""] chrisREX said:New saddle and handlebars for my bike. Skyrim. Shirts. Indian rattle. What in God's name is an "Indian Rattle"? That sounds almost as gay as calling a bike seat a "saddle". |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 10:31am - largefreakatzero ""] This thread is lulzy. I can't believe anyone (who is technically adult) still exchanges gifts for this silly holiday. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 27,2011 10:36am - Yeti ""] my girlfriend and i mutually agreed not to waste our money on crap for each other, but she bought "us" porn and a new bowl. sweeeet. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 10:38am - arilliusbm ""] I hope it was good porn and not shitty ass porn. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 10:41am - the_reverend ""] Bought porn? Yeti, one day I will show you the Internet. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 10:47am - arilliusbm ""] lol @ the reverend showing yeti computer porn. "you see this? This is Ass Parade. This one over here is BangBus. This one here is that creepy guy that wears a baseball hat and glasses while he fucks but his glasses have a camera in the middle that the girls don't know about. This one over here is Heather from ideepthroat." |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 10:49am - DaveMaggotCOTDS ""] i'm getting my gf the sasha grey book new sex |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 10:56am - MillenialKingdom ""] largefreakatzero said:This thread is lulzy. I can't believe anyone (who is technically adult) still exchanges gifts for this silly holiday. You didn't get anything did you. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 10:57am - AndrewBastard ""] whats wrong with shitty ass porn? its huge in Germany....OHHH!!! |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 11:20am - largefreakatzero ""] MillenialKingdom said: largefreakatzero said:This thread is lulzy. I can't believe anyone (who is technically adult) still exchanges gifts for this silly holiday. You didn't get anything did you. If I need something and it's within my means, I will buy it myself. My wife and I have a mutual agreement that we don't waste money on stupid gifts for a stupid holiday we don't believe in -- we spend money on paying down our mortgage or other necessary home improvements. I have the same agreement with extended family that we do NOT exchange gifts. You can keep grasping on to this silly tradition all you want, I just don't get it. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 11:22am - Alx_Casket ""] I agree with lfaz, but when someone gave me a 'cats in hats' calendar, I felt the holiday spirit! |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 11:23am - AndrewBastard ""] the real tradition for me is SEEING MY FAMILY...ONCE A YEAR. it's really hard to get us all together geographically speaking so I look forward to the ONE DAY A YEAR I get to see them all together and get drunk. NUFFIN RONG WIT DAT, AMIRITE? |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 11:28am - Alx_Casket ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 11:32am - Alexecutioner ""] I heard Ben got Air Jordans for Xmas this year... |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 11:36am - largefreakatzero ""] AndrewBastard said:the real tradition for me is SEEING MY FAMILY...ONCE A YEAR. it's really hard to get us all together geographically speaking so I look forward to the ONE DAY A YEAR I get to see them all together and get drunk. NUFFIN RONG WIT DAT, AMIRITE? See who you want to, eat too much, drink too much, etc. Absolutely nothing wrong with that. I just don't understand the gift giving. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 11:41am - RustyPS should be working ""] Do you give gifts to people on their birthdays? Do you get gifts on your birthday? I'd say that practice is just as arbitrary and "foolish" as giving gifts on Christmas. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 11:57am - Alx_Casket ""] It stems from the tradition of charity from an unknown source. Saint Nick used to break into the houses of poor people and leave bags of coins, as the fable describes. That eventually turned into a fat elf in a red suit going down a chimney and dropping off presents for muggles. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 12:05pm - posbleak ""] Had a bunch of deaths in the family this year, if shelling out a few bucks to give my surviving relatives beer and see them smile for once is wrong then I don't wanna be right the_reverend said:do you really want to have you cloths hanging in front of your tv in 5 weeks? As if I would put my clothing on that sweaty thing |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 12:06pm - largefreakatzero ""] RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said:Do you give gifts to people on their birthdays? Do you get gifts on your birthday? I'd say that practice is just as arbitrary and "foolish" as giving gifts on Christmas. No and no. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 12:15pm - RustyPS should be working ""] Fair enough then....bah humbug |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 12:37pm - Alx_Casket ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 1:06pm - Blessed_Offal ""] largefreakatzero said: AndrewBastard said:the real tradition for me is SEEING MY FAMILY...ONCE A YEAR. it's really hard to get us all together geographically speaking so I look forward to the ONE DAY A YEAR I get to see them all together and get drunk. NUFFIN RONG WIT DAT, AMIRITE? See who you want to, eat too much, drink too much, etc. Absolutely nothing wrong with that. I just don't understand the gift giving. It's because EVERYONE ELSE GIVES GIFTS so if you don't, you're a bad sibling/bf/person/whatever. It's like, you could give your gf flowers EVERY day of the year except valentines day, and if you miss that ONE day, you're a shitty boyfriend. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 1:08pm - Alx_Casket ""] I stopped caring about societal expectations around the same time you stopped having opinions about black metal. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 1:10pm - Your Average Console Gamer ""] BLACK METAL IS AS GAY AS PC GAMING |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 1:14pm - largefreakatzero ""] Blessed_Offal said: largefreakatzero said: AndrewBastard said:the real tradition for me is SEEING MY FAMILY...ONCE A YEAR. it's really hard to get us all together geographically speaking so I look forward to the ONE DAY A YEAR I get to see them all together and get drunk. NUFFIN RONG WIT DAT, AMIRITE? See who you want to, eat too much, drink too much, etc. Absolutely nothing wrong with that. I just don't understand the gift giving. It's because EVERYONE ELSE GIVES GIFTS so if you don't, you're a bad sibling/bf/person/whatever. It's like, you could give your gf flowers EVERY day of the year except valentines day, and if you miss that ONE day, you're a shitty boyfriend. I know what you mean, but you have establish agreements with friends/gf/wife/family to stop. Tell them that you'll look forward to seeing them for the holidays, but you didn't buy any presents and don't want any presents. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 1:15pm - Blessed_Offal ""] largefreakatzero said: Blessed_Offal said: largefreakatzero said: AndrewBastard said:the real tradition for me is SEEING MY FAMILY...ONCE A YEAR. it's really hard to get us all together geographically speaking so I look forward to the ONE DAY A YEAR I get to see them all together and get drunk. NUFFIN RONG WIT DAT, AMIRITE? See who you want to, eat too much, drink too much, etc. Absolutely nothing wrong with that. I just don't understand the gift giving. It's because EVERYONE ELSE GIVES GIFTS so if you don't, you're a bad sibling/bf/person/whatever. It's like, you could give your gf flowers EVERY day of the year except valentines day, and if you miss that ONE day, you're a shitty boyfriend. I know what you mean, but you have establish agreements with friends/gf/wife/family to stop. Tell them that you'll look forward to seeing them for the holidays, but you didn't buy any presents and don't want any presents. That's what I did, and instead of xmas, I got drunk alone and played skyrim. Great success! |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 1:18pm - largefreakatzero ""] Good man. I did have to attend a family function a week ago, and supplied dessert and a couple bottles of wine, per request (everyone pitched in something). Xmas day was spent with the wife at home --drinking, puttering, loafing, napping, then we made prime rib with Yorkshire pudding. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 1:20pm - the_reverend ""] posbleak said: the_reverend said:do you really want to have you cloths hanging in front of your tv in 5 weeks? As if I would put my clothing on that sweaty thingyeah.. you obviously don't get the concept of owning one of those things if you actually still think you are going to be using it after a few week.s |
| ______________________________ [Dec 27,2011 1:20pm - Yeti ""] largefreakatzero said: AndrewBastard said:the real tradition for me is SEEING MY FAMILY...ONCE A YEAR. it's really hard to get us all together geographically speaking so I look forward to the ONE DAY A YEAR I get to see them all together and get drunk. NUFFIN RONG WIT DAT, AMIRITE? See who you want to, eat too much, drink too much, etc. Absolutely nothing wrong with that. I just don't understand the gift giving. this this and more this. eat, drink and be merry. fuck your consumerism. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 2:02pm - chrisREX ""] Hoser said: chrisREX said:New saddle and handlebars for my bike. Skyrim. Shirts. Indian rattle. What in God's name is an "Indian Rattle"? That sounds almost as gay as calling a bike seat a "saddle". Does it make a difference that I always wear assless chaps when riding my bike? And the "indian rattle" is a rattle, made by a Navajo american indian. It's got leather and beads and feathers and shit. I'm ready for the pow-wow. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 2:04pm - arilliusbm ""] Yeti said: this this and more this. eat, drink and be merry. fuck your consumerism. Eating and drinking is also consuming nilla. Costs money. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 27,2011 2:07pm - Lamp ""] I'd been trying to convince my family for years not to get me anything and they kept refusing to do so, so I just decided to get a few boxes and fill them full of stupid cheap tacky bullshit from Building 19. My family kept trying to tell me it was thoughtful and not stupid and blah blah... I put no thought into any of this whatsoever and the whole point of this gift giving was to be fucking stupid. Kinda made me feel bad for them. I have an idea for next year already that's going to be way stupider. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 2:07pm - largefreakatzero ""] Have ramen noodles washed down with water about it. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 2:09pm - arilliusbm ""] I stopped asking for stuff for xmas for years. I buy things for people I care about as a token of thanks. Being grateful and humble is what Xmas is to me. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 2:10pm - posbleak ""] lol @ "the concept" |
| __________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 3:10pm - CurlyRed ""] I like to buy for other people even if it is just something small just to show them that I am thinking of them. I also like to give gifts to families that have little kids that can't afford too. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 3:20pm - AndrewBastard ""] yeah buying shit for my 4 year old niece is super fun |
| __________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 3:23pm - CurlyRed ""] right on, I have 2 yr old ginger god daughter I love to buy stuff for, especially something loud to drive her parents crazy. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 3:32pm - Alx_Casket ""] I only really bought stuff for my nephew. 7 months old and he's already jamming the fuck out of that guitar I got him. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 3:35pm - RichHorror ""] AndrewBastard%20in%20Newport said:LOTR pez collection Got that too. Also-- Four Marvel Comics shirts iPhone 4 Captain America/Iron Man/Thor/Spider-Man pez Sony headphones Winter coat |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 5:44pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] This is pretty awesome. bennyhillifier |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 28,2011 1:06am - Garth Algar ""] ya that is cool but that band is a bunch of Raynards. |
| _____________________________ [Dec 28,2011 8:20am - pam ""] You are all some grumpy, fun-hating motherfuckers. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 28,2011 8:44am - Alexecutioner ""] i got some weed, a flashlight, money, and more weed |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 28,2011 8:51am - largefreakatzero ""] pam said:You are all some grumpy, fun-hating motherfuckers. [img] |