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How to look like a hot metal chick

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[Apr 19,2011 3:41pm - Sacreligion ""]
I'd give her a 450 from the top turnbuckle.
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[Apr 19,2011 3:43pm - Sacreligion ""]

FuckIsMySignature said:i'm on it.


"Hey, the only way to be a hot metal chick is by fucking grizzly dudes in metal bands so stop with the vids and sit on my face."
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[Apr 19,2011 3:44pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
there can be only one metal chick

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[Apr 19,2011 3:51pm - Sacreligion ""]
This thread is now about metal fowl.


bennyhillifier
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[Apr 19,2011 5:04pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
haha wut
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[Apr 19,2011 5:11pm - xgodzillax ""]

xmikex said:protip: use shampoo with semen.



only if your name is megan... HALP!
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[Apr 19,2011 5:16pm - Sacreligion ""]
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
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[Apr 19,2011 5:29pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]

xgodzillax said:
xmikex said:protip: use shampoo with semen.



only if your name is megan... HALP!



this vintage is a complex, robust blend of meme-ery. oaky, with a strong finish. i give it 4 glasses.
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[Apr 19,2011 5:42pm - Alx_Casket ""]
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[Apr 19,2011 8:15pm - Samantha ""]
Ugh... Has metal really become so trendy that we need instructional videos on how to be a hot metal chick? What about being a girl who actually likes metal and just being yourself? Trying too hard and being fake is not hot. Yes, it's fun to be girly and dress up and put on make-up, but metal isn't about that. Sometimes, I want to take girls like this and throw them in the pit to fend for themselves against the wild animals, but then I remember I'm too old to care about crap like that anymore... So, I just laugh at the ridiculousness of people trying too hard.

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[Apr 19,2011 8:20pm - Bob Hoskins  ""]
You need to be strapped down and whipped with a huge cock dangling in your face.
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[Apr 19,2011 8:21pm - Pires ""]
wow...FUCK THIS CUNT...she has a bunch of videos about putting make up on...fuck her....
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[Apr 19,2011 10:25pm - pam ""]
Made it 0:08.
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[Apr 19,2011 10:31pm - Ronnie the limo driver  ""]

Samantha said:Ugh... Has metal really become so trendy that we need instructional videos on how to be a hot metal chick? What about being a girl who actually likes metal and just being yourself? Trying too hard and being fake is not hot. Yes, it's fun to be girly and dress up and put on make-up, but metal isn't about that. Sometimes, I want to take girls like this and throw them in the pit to fend for themselves against the wild animals, but then I remember I'm too old to care about crap like that anymore... So, I just laugh at the ridiculousness of people trying too hard.




How about coming down to the studio and getting topless? TOPLESS. T-O-P-L-E-S-S.
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[Apr 20,2011 12:05am - Alx_Casket ""]
http://nyan.cat/
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[Apr 20,2011 12:19am - ouchdrummer ""]

Alx_Casket said:http://nyan.cat/


I made it to 71 seconds. I luvd it.


REST OF THREAD:
would do.
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[Apr 20,2011 1:08am - goatcatalyst ""]
I'd go into superryan moad and blow out her thorax
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[Apr 20,2011 2:28am - demondave ""]



Cry over your Master's Degree



bennyhillifier
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[Apr 20,2011 2:34am - pam ""]
^amazing
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[Apr 20,2011 3:10am - Lamp ""]

ouchdrummer said:
Alx_Casket said:http://nyan.cat/


I made it to 71 seconds. I luvd it.


REST OF THREAD:
would do.



476.5 seconds.

Somebody fucking kill me.
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[Apr 20,2011 9:06am - boxxy ""]
i'm impressed.
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[Apr 20,2011 9:35am - brian_dc ""]
115 seconds...I thought I'd beat Lamp...no way
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[Apr 20,2011 10:20am - the_reverend ""]
being "metal girl" means "my bf likes metal"
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[Apr 20,2011 10:39am - Kevord ""]
Needs more custom backpatch's.
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[Apr 20,2011 10:57am - trench coat maffia  ""]
whorethern elite
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[Apr 20,2011 11:42am - boxxy ""]

the_reverend said:being "metal girl" means "my bf likes metal"


99% of the time this is true, but like me there ARE some chicks that actually like metal.... it's just that the ones that really do are so fucked up that you don't want anything to do with them.
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[Apr 20,2011 11:57am - goatcatalyst ""]
ITT: lopster farts
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[Apr 20,2011 12:00pm - demondave ""]

Kevord said:Needs more custom backpatch's.

back'd
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[Apr 20,2011 12:19pm - snarlingmule ""]

Sacreligion said:I'd give her a 450 from the top turnbuckle.


i'd think the macho man elbow would do the trick. but you gotta use the timekeeper's bell and drop it on her throat, a la ricky steamboat.

only CRUSHED LARYNX is real.
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[Apr 20,2011 12:38pm - snarlingmule ""]

bennyhillifier
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[Apr 22,2011 4:30pm - Samantha ""]

Bob%20Hoskins said:You need to be strapped down and whipped with a huge cock dangling in your face.



Ronnie%20the%20limo%20driver said:

How about coming down to the studio and getting topless? TOPLESS. T-O-P-L-E-S-S.



Keep that vienna sausage in your pants, LOSER!

So, do classy pick-up lines like this ever work?
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[Apr 22,2011 9:48pm - Sinistas ""]

Lamp said:
ouchdrummer said:
Alx_Casket said:http://nyan.cat/


I made it to 71 seconds. I luvd it.


REST OF THREAD:
would do.



476.5 seconds.

Somebody fucking kill me.



900. Ugh.

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