How to look like a hot metal chick[views:23289][posts:81]____________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 7:58am - Alx_Casket ""] bennyhillifier this totally halped me out with fashion tips |
| ______________________________ [Apr 19,2011 8:03am - Yeti ""] if you ever post anything like that again you will be banned for eternity. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 8:13am - Alx_Casket ""] go ahead and ban me, rev sent me that vid! |
| ______________________________ [Apr 19,2011 8:19am - Yeti ""] i'm not saying i wouldn't fuck the shit out of her, but YOU'RE BANNED FOR ETERNITY. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 8:32am - the_reverend ""] this girl sucks. I'm sure she has camel toe and has fucked people in suffocation. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 8:49am - RustyPS ""] how to look like a hot metal chick? all you have to do is be a hot chick and wear a metal shirt |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 9:01am - demondave ""] That was awesome. I have unbanned you. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 9:04am - Alx_Casket ""] can you lower my warning level to 0% too |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 9:09am - DestroyYouAlot ""] When does she get raped to death by Somalian pirates? I didn't watch all the way through, but I'm assuming by at least the 2 minute mark. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 9:09am - TheGreatSpaldino ""] i kept waiting for her milk cannons to flop out... but sadly they did not :( |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 9:20am - the_reverend ""] RustyPS said:how to look like a hot metal chick? all you have to do is be a chick and wear a metal shirtfixed. |
| ________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 9:22am - xmikex ""] protip: use shampoo with semen. |
| ____________________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 11:07am - FuckIsMySignature ""] these metal chicks are way hott [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 11:11am - largefreakatzero ""] the_reverend said:this girl sucks. I'm sure she has camel toe and has fucked people in suffocation. TEH BLACKS? |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 11:12am - largefreakatzero ""] xmikex said:protip: use shampoo with semen. Hahahaha |
| _____________________________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 11:19am - RustyPS should be working ""] the_reverend said: RustyPS said:how to look like a hot metal chick? all you have to do is be a chick and wear a metal shirtfixed. disagree |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 11:30am - posbleak ""] Where can I download her Suicidegirls sets? |
| ______________________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 11:31am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] TAKE IT OFF |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 11:31am - bornoffire ""] Would like to give those tits a nice facial is you know what I mean..ehh ehh??? |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 11:40am - posbleak ""] Also why do her jeans have reflective stripes on them? |
| ______________________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 11:41am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] And what's the deal with airline food? |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 12:07pm - Alx_Casket ""] Why does a vagina look like a fish? |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 12:15pm - The_Rooster ""] I'd B my L on her T's. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 12:22pm - Randy_Marsh ""] dying your hair black and painting your nails black is not metal...jeans and band t shirt/and or leather jacket = metal. goes for girls too. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 12:26pm - Randy_Marsh ""] bornoffire said:Would like to give those tits a nice facial is you know what I mean..ehh ehh??? yeah i know what you mean, i would jizz on them.:moe: |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 12:33pm - largefreakatzero ""] I'd rather punch her in the face. |
| ______________________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 12:33pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] The_Rooster said:I'd B my L on her T's. Break your leg on her teeth? |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 12:35pm - Randy_Marsh ""] bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 12:36pm - RustyPS should be working ""] F you in your A's, don't wear a C, and J all over your B's |
| ______________________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 12:57pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Fail you in your academics, don't wear a coat, and jog all over your bogs? |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 1:00pm - RustyPS should be working ""] BY GEORGE, I THINK HE'S GOT IT [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 1:02pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] J 4 a C B? |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 1:08pm - The_Rooster ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Fail you in your academics, don't wear a coat, and jog all over your bogs? /thread. |
| _____________________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 1:09pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Juggler for a crocheting buddy. |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 1:28pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ask this broad [img] https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=10150162361771896&id=505831895¬if_t=feed_comment_reply#!/metalmaidens |
| ______________________________ [Apr 19,2011 1:32pm - Yeti ""] largefreakatzero said: the_reverend said:this girl sucks. I'm sure she has camel toe and has fucked people in suffocation. TEH BLACKS? i almost just choked on my sandwich. |
| ______________________________ [Apr 19,2011 1:33pm - Yeti ""] Randy_Marsh said: bennyhillifier hahahahaha holy shit. that other cat is horrified. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 1:41pm - goatcatalyst ""] I'd make a map of Hawaii on her stupid thorax |
| __________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 1:43pm - brian_dc ""] Randy_Marsh said:dying your hair black and painting your nails black is not metal...jeans and band t shirt/and or leather jacket = metal. goes for girls too. Yeah, ladies. There's a dress code here. Wear the uniform and you're in. |
| _____________________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 1:47pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] goatcatalyst said:I'd make a map of Hawaii on her stupid thorax Why settle for Hawaii when you can go for all of Eurasia? |
| ______________________________ [Apr 19,2011 2:13pm - blue ""] Did someone say something about ZJs? |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 2:16pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] blue said:Did someone say something about ZJs? those are expensive |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 2:18pm - RustyPS should be working ""] MarkFuckingRichards said: goatcatalyst said:I'd make a map of Hawaii on her stupid thorax Why settle for Hawaii when you can go for all of Eurasia?that's just inhuman...you'd need one of those fake cock hoses like on Porn Pros |
| _____________________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 2:24pm - Pretty Girl Police ""] this girl is average looking at best. Her without makeup: bennyhillifier only girls that are pretty without makeup are real. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 2:26pm - Randy_Marsh ""] i refuse to believe that is the same girl! |
| _____________________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 2:34pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said: MarkFuckingRichards said: goatcatalyst said:I'd make a map of Hawaii on her stupid thorax Why settle for Hawaii when you can go for all of Eurasia?that's just inhuman...you'd need one of those fake cock hoses like on Porn Pros Excuses excuses. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 2:41pm - RustyPS should be working ""] WELL SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRY MR. FIREHOSE |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 2:46pm - arktouros ""] girlform tailored metal band shirts = possibly hot the boots + tight pants = maybe hot overdoing the makeup = not hot trying too hard = not hot posting a tutorial about overdoing makeup and trying too hard = not hot ....so not hot = not hot |
| ______________________________ [Apr 19,2011 3:22pm - Yeti ""] yeah definitely not hot. someone hatefuck this bitch, stat. |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 3:35pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i'm on it. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 3:41pm - Sacreligion ""] I'd give her a 450 from the top turnbuckle. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 3:43pm - Sacreligion ""] FuckIsMySignature said:i'm on it. "Hey, the only way to be a hot metal chick is by fucking grizzly dudes in metal bands so stop with the vids and sit on my face." |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 3:44pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] there can be only one metal chick [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 3:51pm - Sacreligion ""] This thread is now about metal fowl. bennyhillifier |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 5:04pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] haha wut |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 5:11pm - xgodzillax ""] xmikex said:protip: use shampoo with semen. only if your name is megan... HALP! |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 5:16pm - Sacreligion ""] THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 5:29pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] xgodzillax said: xmikex said:protip: use shampoo with semen. only if your name is megan... HALP! this vintage is a complex, robust blend of meme-ery. oaky, with a strong finish. i give it 4 glasses. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 5:42pm - Alx_Casket ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 8:15pm - Samantha ""] Ugh... Has metal really become so trendy that we need instructional videos on how to be a hot metal chick? What about being a girl who actually likes metal and just being yourself? Trying too hard and being fake is not hot. Yes, it's fun to be girly and dress up and put on make-up, but metal isn't about that. Sometimes, I want to take girls like this and throw them in the pit to fend for themselves against the wild animals, but then I remember I'm too old to care about crap like that anymore... So, I just laugh at the ridiculousness of people trying too hard. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 8:20pm - Bob Hoskins ""] You need to be strapped down and whipped with a huge cock dangling in your face. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 19,2011 8:21pm - Pires ""] wow...FUCK THIS CUNT...she has a bunch of videos about putting make up on...fuck her.... |
| ______________________________ [Apr 19,2011 10:25pm - pam ""] Made it 0:08. |
| __________________________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 10:31pm - Ronnie the limo driver ""] Samantha said:Ugh... Has metal really become so trendy that we need instructional videos on how to be a hot metal chick? What about being a girl who actually likes metal and just being yourself? Trying too hard and being fake is not hot. Yes, it's fun to be girly and dress up and put on make-up, but metal isn't about that. Sometimes, I want to take girls like this and throw them in the pit to fend for themselves against the wild animals, but then I remember I'm too old to care about crap like that anymore... So, I just laugh at the ridiculousness of people trying too hard. How about coming down to the studio and getting topless? TOPLESS. T-O-P-L-E-S-S. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 20,2011 12:05am - Alx_Casket ""] http://nyan.cat/ |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 20,2011 12:19am - ouchdrummer ""] Alx_Casket said:http://nyan.cat/ I made it to 71 seconds. I luvd it. REST OF THREAD: would do. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 20,2011 1:08am - goatcatalyst ""] I'd go into superryan moad and blow out her thorax |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 20,2011 2:28am - demondave ""] Cry over your Master's Degree bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________ [Apr 20,2011 2:34am - pam ""] ^amazing |
| ______________________________ [Apr 20,2011 3:10am - Lamp ""] ouchdrummer said: Alx_Casket said:http://nyan.cat/ I made it to 71 seconds. I luvd it. REST OF THREAD: would do. 476.5 seconds. Somebody fucking kill me. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 20,2011 9:06am - boxxy ""] i'm impressed. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 20,2011 9:35am - brian_dc ""] 115 seconds...I thought I'd beat Lamp...no way |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 20,2011 10:20am - the_reverend ""] being "metal girl" means "my bf likes metal" |
| _________________________________ [Apr 20,2011 10:39am - Kevord ""] Needs more custom backpatch's. |
| ______________________________________________ [Apr 20,2011 10:57am - trench coat maffia ""] whorethern elite |
| ________________________________ [Apr 20,2011 11:42am - boxxy ""] the_reverend said:being "metal girl" means "my bf likes metal" 99% of the time this is true, but like me there ARE some chicks that actually like metal.... it's just that the ones that really do are so fucked up that you don't want anything to do with them. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 20,2011 11:57am - goatcatalyst ""] ITT: lopster farts |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 20,2011 12:00pm - demondave ""] Kevord said:Needs more custom backpatch's. back'd |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 20,2011 12:19pm - snarlingmule ""] Sacreligion said:I'd give her a 450 from the top turnbuckle. i'd think the macho man elbow would do the trick. but you gotta use the timekeeper's bell and drop it on her throat, a la ricky steamboat. only CRUSHED LARYNX is real. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 20,2011 12:38pm - snarlingmule ""] bennyhillifier |
| __________________________________ [Apr 22,2011 4:30pm - Samantha ""] Bob%20Hoskins said:You need to be strapped down and whipped with a huge cock dangling in your face. Ronnie%20the%20limo%20driver said: How about coming down to the studio and getting topless? TOPLESS. T-O-P-L-E-S-S. Keep that vienna sausage in your pants, LOSER! So, do classy pick-up lines like this ever work? |
| __________________________________ [Apr 22,2011 9:48pm - Sinistas ""] Lamp said: ouchdrummer said: Alx_Casket said:http://nyan.cat/ I made it to 71 seconds. I luvd it. REST OF THREAD: would do. 476.5 seconds. Somebody fucking kill me. 900. Ugh. |