So I tried to shave my balls this weekend...[views:12970][posts:70]___________________________________ [Sep 6,2007 10:50am - starmummy ""] I just wanted to report that thanks to (some of) your advice and other online research, my cleanly shaven cock n' balls no longer resemble Corey Feldman's head at the end of Friday the 13th part 4. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 6,2007 11:16am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Yeah, now it looks like Jason. [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 6,2007 11:18am - starmummy ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 6,2007 11:31am - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 6,2007 11:33am - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 6,2007 11:35am - DestroyYouAlot ""] bennyhillifier |
| ____________________________________________________ [Sep 6,2007 12:20pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Just use the Flowbee. |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 6,2007 12:33pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Yeti said:dyingmuse said:My poop lasts anywhere from 15 to 60 minutes, depending on what I am reading. I look forward to my alone time on the shitter after and during work. lol absolutely. i don't understand how anyone can take less than 15 minutes. i wouldn't feel properly emptied or cleansed. I've heard it's actually bad for your prostate if you're on the shitter for more than an average of 10 minutes; of course that's 10 minutes of applied pressure. Sometimes it's nice to just enjoy the fact that you just squeezed out a few brown babies. Plus it's a good way to avoid doing work, haha. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 6,2007 12:43pm - Yeti ""] besides sex and masturbation, i am pretty sure that every single thing a guy does is bad for his prostate. including breathing. |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 6,2007 12:56pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I'm just gonna get rid of mine. Why not, ya know? |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 7,2007 12:43am - starmummy ""] Hoser said:I'm married...either she gets hairy balls in her mouth or she moves out of my house....... She has a choice....and the answer is Alex? Oh really? She just told me she likes my shaved balls better. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 7,2007 12:51am - Dwellingsickness ""] now every time I look at this thread title, I think of "Dear Penis" by Rodney Carrington |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 7,2007 1:19am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] dyingmuse said:RTTY health and beauty tips Return To The YMCA! |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 7,2007 2:55am - DestroyYouAlot ""] LOLing at the placement of this thread just a minute ago. [img] |
| ____________________________ [Sep 8,2007 5:14pm - pam ""] HAHAHAH |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 8,2007 5:32pm - the_reverend ""] did it lastnight. mission accomplished. I should hang a banner. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 9,2007 12:40am - DestroyYouAlot ""] BTW, re: Thread Title YODA: Use The Trimmer. Now....feel it. Concentrate. LUKE: Oh, no. We'll never get it bald now. YODA: So certain are you. Always with you it cannot be done. Hear you nothing that I say? LUKE: Master, trimming my sideburns is one thing. This is totally different. YODA: No! No different! Only different in your mind. You must unlearn what you have learned. LUKE: All right, I'll give it a try. YODA: No! Try not. Do. Or, do not. There is no try. LUKE: I can't. It's too hairy. YODA: Hairiness matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my bushy pubes, do you? Hm? Mmmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Trimmer. And a powerful ally it is. Wahl creates it, sells it in stores. Its shaving energy surrounds us and shears us. Hairless beings are we....not this hirsute matter. You must feel the Trimmer around you. Here, between you...me...the tree...my legs...everywhere! Yes, even between your balls and your ass! LUKE: You want the impossible. I don't...I don't believe it. YODA: That is why you fail. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 9,2007 12:41am - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 9,2007 12:50am - the_reverend ""] im not a doctor, but if you open up your ballsack, there is another sac inside that looks like yoda. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 9,2007 9:54am - Dankill ""] Use a mach 3 Don't press. Gentle strokes in both directions. I've never had a problem with this. How the hell did you cut yourself? And Mark stated the obvious reasons why this is a good idea. Comfort and the ladies |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 10,2007 1:16am - starmummy ""] I nicked it using an electric razor. I have since learned my lesson and just shaved them again yesterday. They are feeling good. They are happy balls now. |