Total Recall Remake[views:15264][posts:62]_________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 9:18am - oscarct ""] UK, February 26, 2009 - Hollywood is setting the wheels in motion for yet another remake, with a Total Recall reboot apparently in the works. The Hollywood Reporter reports that Neal H. Moritz is developing the project for Columbia, with a view to using modern technology and state-of-the-art visual effects to tell the story in a fresh way. The original 1990 film was based on the futuristic book We Can Remember it for You Wholesale by Philip K. Dick and told the story of a man who buys the memory of a holiday to Mars which triggers an identity crisis that leads him to believe that reality may not be all it seems. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sharon Stone starred, and the film was a global smash that grossed $261m. The big question is, who will play Kuato in the reboot? Moritz is fast becoming the remake king, with the The Green Hornet, 21 Jump Street and Flash Gordon all currently on the producer's slate. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 9:21am - largefreakatzero ""] Why in the fuck would you remake this film??? Total Recall is a classic, plus it's not even that old (1990). Hollywood Jews need to get an original thought in their fucking heads. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 9:22am - W3 @ work ""] "You have what you want now give da peoples da aaaaaaaayr" |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 9:22am - the_reverend ""] wow... there are no good ideas anymore. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 9:26am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] largefreakatzero said:Why in the fuck would you remake this film??? Total Recall is a classic :point: |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 9:26am - MikeofdecrepitudE ""] GET YOUR ASS TO MARS |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 9:27am - dreadkill ""] where are they going to find a young three-titted woman for this remake? |
| _________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 9:29am - oscarct ""] Everything will get a remake. Milk Money, Ghost Dad, and Teen Witch will get remakes. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 9:29am - oscarct ""] dreadkill said:where are they going to find a young three-titted woman for this remake? haha |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 9:31am - orgymf@work ""] largefreakatzero said:Why in the fuck would you remake this film??? Total Recall is a classic, plus it's not even that old (1990). Hollywood Jews need to get an original thought in their fucking heads. BACKED |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 9:38am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead: Generations |
| _______________________________ [Feb 27,2009 10:34am - Yeti ""] AAAAAAAHH!!! that's it, time to assemble the Uruk-Hai and storm Hollywood. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 10:39am - oscarct ""] remake men at work |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 12:37pm - Sid Diaz ""] The only way I will accept this is if it is made of LEGOs. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 12:40pm - reimroc ""] largefreakatzero said:Why in the fuck would you remake this film??? Total Recall is a classic, plus it's not even that old (1990). Hollywood Jews need to get an original thought in their fucking heads. qft |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 12:42pm - boblovesmusic ""] Sid%20Diaz said:The only way I will accept this is if it is made of LEGOs. agreed! |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 12:50pm - sacreligion ""] Yeti said:AAAAAAAHH!!! that's it, time to assemble the Uruk-Hai and storm Hollywood. that's just a remake of lotr for modern day times you unoriginal jew bastard. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 27,2009 12:57pm - Yeti ""] Lord of the Remakes |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 1:07pm - narkybark ""] Absolutely no reason to remake this film. Without Verhoeven at the helm and motherfucking Arnold it will be sterile and bland. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 1:08pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| _________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 1:25pm - reimroc ""] FuckIsMySignature said:FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! said the same thing |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 1:27pm - MikeofdecrepitudE ""] narkybark said:Absolutely no reason to remake this film. Without Verhoeven at the helm and motherfucking Arnold it will be sterile and bland. Can't forget Michael Ironside's over the top performance. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 27,2009 1:27pm - Yeti ""] hahaha when i read that i heard the "fuck" in my head as when Douglas Quaid says "WHAT THE FUCK, DID I DO WRONG??!!" |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 1:28pm - sacreligion ""] this movie won't be the same without sharon stone in her prime and robert costanzo saying "RECALL RECALL RECALL" |
| ______________________________ [Feb 27,2009 1:29pm - Yeti ""] and Dr. Edgemar. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 1:29pm - sacreligion ""] SEE YOU AT THE PAHTY RICHTER! |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 1:29pm - sacreligion ""] Yeti said:and Dr. Edgemar. or edgemar's bead of sweat. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 27,2009 1:30pm - Yeti ""] MikeofdecrepitudE said: narkybark said:Absolutely no reason to remake this film. Without Verhoeven at the helm and motherfucking Arnold it will be sterile and bland. Can't forget Michael Ironside's over the top performance. "SEE YOU AT THE PAHTY, RICHTA!!" |
| ______________________________ [Feb 27,2009 1:30pm - Yeti ""] ah damn it, beat me to it. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 1:30pm - sacreligion ""] FIRST! |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 1:32pm - narkybark ""] down in time for cornflakes. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 1:33pm - MikeofdecrepitudE ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 1:37pm - sacreligion ""] bennyhillifier |
| _________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 1:39pm - reimroc ""] not gonna lie, i love peter gabriel. does it make me a homo? probably. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 1:41pm - sacreligion ""] he's a totally reputable musician. i dig a lot of what i've heard from him. i need to listen to more genesis though. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 1:42pm - reimroc ""] genesis is good as well. their early stuff is awesome. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 1:44pm - MikeofdecrepitudE ""] Sledgehammer video rules. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 1:48pm - sacreligion ""] i heard somewhere that he had to call mtv and tell them to stop playing the video so much because he was sick of it. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 1:54pm - reimroc ""] bennyhillifier not a lot of people now that genesis actually did this song and not disturbed. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 2:00pm - sacreligion ""] disturbed did this song? |
| _________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 2:00pm - reimroc ""] i only know because i listen to the radio. fucking WAAF. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 2:03pm - sacreligion ""] i can't listen to modern rock radio. there was a decent station i heard when i dropped my brother off at umass called the laser in springfield that actually played some decent songs. around here i can only do classic rock stations most of the time. BUT I KILLED DEM! |
| _________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 2:04pm - reimroc ""] lol song must be popular to cover. look what i found. bennyhillifier |
| _________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 2:04pm - reimroc ""] sacreligion said:i can't listen to modern rock radio. there was a decent station i heard when i dropped my brother off at umass called the laser in springfield that actually played some decent songs. around here i can only do classic rock stations most of the time. BUT I KILLED DEM! Oh i really can't either. the only station i really listen to is wzlx because i love me some classic rock. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 3:25pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] oscarct said: The Hollywood Reporter reports that Neal H. Moritz is developing the project for Columbia, with a view to using modern technology and state-of-the-art visual effects to tell the story in a fresh way. READ: PG-13 rating, no boobs, no gore and no dystopic 1980s view of the future heavy on brutalism. HAY GUISE, I HAVE A GREAT IDEA TO REMAKE A MOVIE BY REMOVING EVERYTHING EVERYONE LOVED ABOUT THE ORIGINAL |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 3:38pm - boblovesmusic ""] reimroc said:lol song must be popular to cover. look what i found. bennyhillifier That was horrendous... |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 3:39pm - sacreligion ""] you sound surprised. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 3:51pm - reimroc ""] ^lol |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 10:55pm - Aegathis ""] Since I saw this thread earlier today ive been looking into this "remake" online every chance I had while I was at work. Ive seen no evidence that suggests that they plan on doing a flat out remake of the Schwarzenegger movie note for note or doing another adaptation of the original short story. I really dont think Philip K Dick wrote the story with the idea of seeing the Austrian Oak at the helm back in 1966, and Im sure he was spinning in his grave when he saw how goofy the movie turned out being. Yet ohh soo good >:] So who knows maybe their looking into modernizing the original story again, or maybe they've figured out a secret to re-making a Schwarzenegger hit more SchwarzeneggerER, without Schwarzenegger. That I would love to see. That newer Rambo movie definitely restored my faith in revamping the 80's/early 90's, especially considering how silly those movies were back then and how serious that newer one was. If this new total recall sucks Ill probably just start jerking off in the theatre while thinking about how good the original one was, or ill just ignore it like a bad joke and watch the old one again......... while jerking off to Mary. Shes not free but she is available. |
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