What do you say to your girlfriend when she is getting fat?[views:35953][posts:161]__________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 10:34am - Uh_nli ""] so I've been with my girl for a while now and we are living together. Over the past couple months she has been gaining a lot of weight though, I mean A LOT. totally not cool. what should I say to her to get her to shed off some porker pounds? |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 10:36am - arilliusbm ""] This can't be the real Uh. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 10:40am - Burnsy ""] Start spiking her mocha frappacino's with hydroxycut. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 10:41am - trioxin_245 ""] I find the easiest way to give your gf orders is to use your open palm. A lot of dudes are using the backhand these days but I don't like it, it doesn't give you that satisfying 'SMACK' sound that the palm delivers. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 10:44am - posbleak ""] Uh_nli said:what should I say to her to get her to shed off some porker pounds? "Hey, let's go for a run!" |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 10:44am - AndrewBastard ""] just be like..."bitch. u b fat." |
| _________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 10:45am - xmikex ""] posbleak said: Uh_nli said:what should I say to her to get her to shed off some porker pounds? "Hey, let's go for a run!" this. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 10:46am - FuckIsMySignature ""] go on a diet together and be more active by going for walks and hikes etc. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 10:46am - trioxin_245 ""] Honestly I would just find another gf. Not a fan of the fatties. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 10:53am - eyeroller ""] Look at another girl and say, "Ooo, SHE'S skinny..." Then duck. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 12:02pm - the_reverend ""] xmikex said: posbleak said: Uh_nli said:what should I say to her to get her to shed off some porker pounds? "Hey, let's go for a run!" this. this isn't the real uh. but the "let's go for a run" works once. Once will not make a girl skinny. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 12:12pm - CurlyRed ""] You should exercise with her. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 12:12pm - Chernobyl ""] "keep eating" - BobNOMAAMrooney |
| _______________________________ [Aug 16,2012 12:14pm - ark ""] if you don't wanna put in the time to change your diet and be active with her then just dump her and move on to the next one until she gets fat too. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 12:14pm - posbleak ""] the_reverend said: this isn't the real uh. but the "let's go for a run" works once. Once will not make a girl skinny. People who won't keep up with it are doomed to be fat forever, just give up at that point |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 12:37pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Chernobyl said:"keep eating" - BobNOMAAMrooney the_reverend said:ctrl+f, types "BobNOMAAMrooney" closes thread. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 12:49pm - xmikex ""] The reality of any situation like this is that nobody is going to lose weight until they want to. And even then, everyone wants to be different but no one wants to change. I dated a girl who was gaining weight because she was lazy and ate like shit. She would goto the gym and run her ass off on a treadmill for an hour and never see any results. I had a friend of mine, who works for a supplement company and as a personal trainer, draft up a multiple day workout program for her (for free). It was very specific in that you do the weights first THEN the cardio so you can have the energy to lift more. I went over the program with her and then headed to the gym where of course she makes a bee-line for the elliptical. Wrong. 90 minutes later she meets me at the free weights and complains about every single weight lifting and body weight exercise on the list deeming them all stupid, pointless, or too hard. Fast forward to a couple years later. We're broken up. She's hanging out with cokeheads and the weight magically disappears. Her once a week appearance at a beginner yoga class is the reason given to me for the results. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 12:54pm - AndrewBastard ""] xmikex said:She's hanging out with cokeheads and the weight magically disappears. i wish that happened to me :( honestly if she was doing an hour on a treadmill (running not walking) a few days a week and wasnt dropping at least a little weight, that's weird. 'cause running is HOW YOU LOSE WEIGHT. at least it is when combined with not eating like a total shithead. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 12:58pm - Burnsy ""] Doing twenty minutes of cardio is a great warmup before lifting. 60-90 is way too much. Should be dedicating that kind of time for a strictly cardio workout. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 1:23pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Post before and after pictures of her so I can evaluate her girth. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 1:28pm - trioxin_245 ""] xmikex said:The reality of any situation like this is that nobody is going to lose weight until they want to. And even then, everyone wants to be different but no one wants to change. I dated a girl who was gaining weight because she was lazy and ate like shit. She would goto the gym and run her ass off on a treadmill for an hour and never see any results. I had a friend of mine, who works for a supplement company and as a personal trainer, draft up a multiple day workout program for her (for free). It was very specific in that you do the weights first THEN the cardio so you can have the energy to lift more. I went over the program with her and then headed to the gym where of course she makes a bee-line for the elliptical. Wrong. 90 minutes later she meets me at the free weights and complains about every single weight lifting and body weight exercise on the list deeming them all stupid, pointless, or too hard. Fast forward to a couple years later. We're broken up. She's hanging out with cokeheads and the weight magically disappears. Her once a week appearance at a beginner yoga class is the reason given to me for the results. are you talking about Peggy Bundy? bitch wuz CRAYZEE about you haha |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 1:48pm - trioxin245 ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 2:00pm - Samantha ""] Uh_nli said:so I've been with my girl for a while now and we are living together. Over the past couple months she has been gaining a lot of weight though, I mean A LOT. totally not cool. what should I say to her to get her to shed off some porker pounds? Partake in intimate relations on a regular basis. It will be an excellent exercise program for both of you. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 2:08pm - Burnsy ""] Samantha said: Partake in intimate relations on a regular basis. It will be an excellent exercise program for both of you. Threadwinner |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 2:16pm - the_reverend ""] no, trust me on this, you can bang 5 times a day for like 9 months and the girl will just keep getting fatter and fatter. I think you are mistaken cause just like Olympic Gymnasts, she will stop getting her period. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 2:18pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Burnsy said: Samantha said: Partake in intimate relations on a regular basis. It will be an excellent exercise program for both of you. Threadwinner QFT |
| ________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 2:19pm - Burnsy ""] Lolwut Good calorie burning for the girl to ride the beef bugle. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 2:31pm - posbleak ""] Girl-on-top is awesome for your quads, though |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 2:37pm - chernobyl ""] my ex from a few years ago used to say that sex is great exercise. I would have to agree to an extent depending on how aggressive it is. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 2:39pm - AndrewBastard ""] its good for your heart cause it really gets your blood flowing and heart pumping but unless youre fucking for like 25+ minutes its prob not really burning that many calories. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 2:40pm - Eurolymius ""] The Sex Diet is the latest Hollywood craze. Just buy her some tabloids and watch her self esteem disintegrate. It worked for me. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 2:40pm - posbleak ""] AndrewBastard said:unless youre fucking for like 25+ minutes [img] |
| ________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 2:42pm - Spence ""] Have sex with her more, burns a shitload of calories. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 2:43pm - Burnsy ""] Is that in response to me? Cuz I know that, that's what I was saying haha. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 2:44pm - AndrewBastard ""] "Having Sex: 144+ calories per half-hour" source: http://www.womansday.com/sex-relationships...8-sexy-ways-to-burn-calories-110923 |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 2:44pm - AndrewBastard ""] most people realistically probably fuck for like 10-15 mins so thats 72 calories give or take... which aint shit. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 2:45pm - AndrewBastard ""] granted you usually do it 2 or 3 times in a night... |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 2:45pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] http://www.everydayhealth.com/sexual-healt...alories-do-you-burn-during-sex.aspx |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 2:50pm - arilliusbm ""] Having sex for 15 minutes is a quickie. I prefer long sessions, although thats not necessarily the case all the time. Also, Becky is this shit. It's ashame anyone would troll her like this if thats the case. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 2:55pm - trioxin245 ""] this thread got gross fast. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 3:09pm - the_reverend ""] AndrewBastard said:granted you usually do it 2 or 3 times in a night...poor slar's butthole is poor. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 3:41pm - xmikex ""] AndrewBastard said: honestly if she was doing an hour on a treadmill (running not walking) a few days a week and wasnt dropping at least a little weight, that's weird. 'cause running is HOW YOU LOSE WEIGHT. at least it is when combined with not eating like a total shithead. Without getting into a srs discussion on metabolics if something doesn't work, you try something else. If 90 minutes on the treadmill gets you zero pounds lost why are you blowing 90 minutes on a treadmill? And if you're not willing to get out of your comfort zone you deserve to toil in shitty results. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 3:42pm - Samantha ""] AndrewBastard said:"Having Sex: 144+ calories per half-hour" source: http://www.womansday.com/sex-relationships/sex-tips/8-sexy-ways-to-burn-calories-110923 So, for every hour of sexercise, one can eat half a pint of Ben & Jerry's without gaining any weight... seems legit. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 3:43pm - chernobyl ""] The idea of a woman being penetrated by a cock (or my cock) just gives me an erection. Plain and simple. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 3:52pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Samantha said: AndrewBastard said:"Having Sex: 144+ calories per half-hour" source: http://www.womansday.com/sex-relationships/sex-tips/8-sexy-ways-to-burn-calories-110923 So, for every hour of sexercise, one can eat half a pint of Ben & Jerry's without gaining any weight... seems legit. Alternately, during every hour of fucking a woman should consume a pint of Ben & Jerry's. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 3:53pm - chernobyl ""] BobNOMAAMRooney%20nli said: Samantha said: AndrewBastard said:"Having Sex: 144+ calories per half-hour" source: http://www.womansday.com/sex-relationships/sex-tips/8-sexy-ways-to-burn-calories-110923 So, for every hour of sexercise, one can eat half a pint of Ben & Jerry's without gaining any weight... seems legit. Alternately, during every hour of fucking a woman should consume a pint of Ben & Jerry's. You're a sick fuck. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 4:11pm - Alx_Casket ""] chernobyl said: BobNOMAAMRooney%20nli said: Alternately, during every hour of fucking a woman should consume a pint of Ben & Jerry's. You're a sick fuck. [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 4:31pm - the_reverend ""] chernobyl said:The idea of a woman being penetrated by a cock (or my cock) just gives me an erection. Plain and simple.So then you gain a little weight.. right? |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 4:56pm - quintessence ""] I play basketball at the rec center against dudes 10 years younger than me for sometimes 2 hours twice a week. It seems to keep the pounds off. Also I eat like total shit and rarely do drugs anymore. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 16,2012 4:58pm - arilliusbm ""] Jealous. I want to ball again. LOVE playing. |