I just ordered COLON BLOW.[views:40578][posts:149]_________________________________________ [Aug 18,2010 12:56pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] It's like battleships leaving the harbor - just smooth sailin'. |
| _______________________________________________ [Aug 18,2010 1:12pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] battleshits |
| _______________________________ [Aug 18,2010 5:15pm - ernie ""] so youve done it? what about the next day? |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 11:22am - i can read ""] i%20can%20read said: thuringwethil said:maybe I should try some of this I had a nasty caca this AM did this nasty shit occur in the ladies room at the library? hawt. well answer the question! |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 9,2011 12:01pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] PHASE II NOW IN PROGRESS - EXPECT UPDATES AS THEY HAPPEN |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 1,2011 9:26am - the_reverend ""] http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2011/08/01/c...sing-not-so-healthy-analysis-says/? |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 1,2011 9:42am - largefreakatzero ""] Get a juicer, the vegetables will do it for you. Especially beets... |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 1,2011 9:45am - AndrewBastard ""] Master Cleanse or GTFO |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 1,2011 10:17am - the_reverend ""] largefreakatzero said:Get a juicer, the vegetables will do it for you. Especially beets...what about bears or battlestar galactica? |
| _______________________________ [Aug 1,2011 11:05am - Mutis ""] largefreakatzero said:Get a juicer, the vegetables will do it for you. Especially beets... Totally started doing that this past week. Last night for dinner was four carrots, celery, a tomato and cabbage. Added some braggs liquid aminos and sriracha. That shit was gooood. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 1,2011 12:52pm - Lamp ""] I was using the fiber supplement you stir into drinks for a little while. It took a couple days to work properly, but the first time it did, I took four absolutely massive shits in the span of about three hours and felt like Jesus on ice skates. I guess you could say it's reverse anal. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 1,2011 1:36pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] Lamp said: Jesus on ice skates. . [img] |
| _____________________________ [Aug 1,2011 1:40pm - Lamp ""] Basically, just imagine the hockey stick is my colon and the puck is a giant shit being removed from my bowels |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 1,2011 2:32pm - largefreakatzero ""] Mutis said: largefreakatzero said:Get a juicer, the vegetables will do it for you. Especially beets... Totally started doing that this past week. Last night for dinner was four carrots, celery, a tomato and cabbage. Added some braggs liquid aminos and sriracha. That shit was gooood. We got a juicer a few weeks ago and have used it everyday. I don't replace meals with juice ('nillas gotta eat), but add juice before a meal -- usually 1 in the morning and 1 before dinner. This morning I did beet greens, carrots, zuchinni, cuke, and green apple -- good stuff and cleared me right out. Good idea adding a little sauce to the juice. The better it is for you, often the harsher the juice. Greens like kale, chard, etc. tend to be bitter, but they are the best for you. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 1,2011 2:53pm - Mutis ""] I've been having trouble juicing kale… It's just too fibrous and doesn't have much juice. I prefer just lightly steaming it and sprinkling a bit of garlic salt on top. Our fridge is filled with beets though… gonna do some tonight. Maybe follow it up with a mango peach smoothie. In the summer, I TRY to have only 2 or 3 full cooked meals a week ( and I do dessert about just as much, heh). I'm vegan, so I don't have to worry about the meat or dairy, but cooked foods and some grains and most seeds and legumes will also putrefy in your colon for too long. But I imaging if you juice twice a day, that'd offset a lot of the bad shit in your colon. Basically, having shit and farts that smell nice is good for you. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 1,2011 3:08pm - largefreakatzero ""] Yeah, you don't get alot of juice from kale, spinach, chard, lettuce, etc. but it still adds alot of nutrients to the juice. What juicer did you get? We got this one: http://www.brevilleusa.com/juicing/juice-fountain-plus-je98xl.html Seems to work pretty slick... |
| ______________________________ [Aug 1,2011 3:18pm - Mutis ""] I got their juice fountain compact version. I want to try a straight-up carrot-orange juice. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 1,2011 3:32pm - largefreakatzero ""] Careful how you mix fruits and vegetables. Apparently most fruits (except for apples & pears) digest a different way than vegetables -- more specifically, they move through your stomach faster and if anything is in the way, the fruits will ferment in your gut, causing nasty farts and indigestion. This has a little info on that: http://www.bastis.org/juicing.htm Carrot, apple, and fresh ginger is a tasty one. Good call on the beets too -- those things are awesome for you (and will store forever), but don't drink straight up beet juice, or you'll be hurting. Keep the greens (clip and store separately) and juice those too. Beets make you poop red -- weird. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 1,2011 3:51pm - Mutis ""] Balls, I didn't know that about citrus fruits. I wasn't planning on that for health reasons though. I just want something tasty to go with my waffles and cartoons on saturday morning. I pretty much survive through the winter on potatoes, beets and celeriac. I pooped and pissed red for about 4 months last year. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 1,2011 4:43pm - largefreakatzero ""] Haven't gotten the red wee yet, but the poops are quite rosy indeed. |
| __________________________________________________ [Oct 2,2012 9:46am - AL PACINO W/ STEEL COLON ""] i%20can%20read said: i%20can%20read said: thuringwethil said:maybe I should try some of this I had a nasty caca this AM did this nasty shit occur in the ladies room at the library? hawt. well answer the question! WELL ANSWER ME! |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 2,2012 3:23pm - scottfromzircon ""] The Man! largefreakatzero said:[img] New Vital Remains singer needed |
| __________________________________ [Oct 3,2012 10:41am - chriskar ""] Colin blow. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 24,2013 12:12pm - AlexJonesCasket ""] Another false flag operation here. Infowars.com is currently investigating just who is behind this ultra secret DYA organization and why we have yet to see photos of the steaming shit nuggets we were promised so many years ago. |
| __________________________________________ [May 24,2013 12:22pm - EveryTrollAril ""] Every troll is Aril |
| ____________________________________ [May 24,2013 1:12pm - arilliusbm ""] Wrong. The real Aril knows that DYA posted a picture of his colon blow shit in another thread. |
| _______________________________________________________ [May 24,2013 1:23pm - DYA is ANALYZING THIS THREAD ""] I still have one of these left, maybe next weekend we'll all do some science. together. like a family. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 7,2013 9:55pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] You know these days I only log in for something important. GET IT?!? "LOG IN?" high-res pictures of my shit INCOMIIIIIIIIING [img] Lots of stuff like this. Looks like I've been eating paper towels. [img] captcha for this pic: "chicken salad" Stay tuned for "round 2" - hoping for some big loafy ones. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 7,2013 9:59pm - death-metal ""] AWESOME. Serious intestinal plaque on that one dude! |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 7,2013 10:02pm - arilliusbm ""] Pfffffffff, why use a Qtip when you could use your hand. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 7,2013 10:53pm - the_reverend ""] is that stomach lining? |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 7,2013 11:49pm - death-metal ""] arilliusbm said:Pfffffffff, why use a Qtip when you could use your hand. s/hand/teeth/ |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 9,2013 10:36pm - death-metal ""] DestroyYouAlot said:Stay tuned for "round 2" - hoping for some big loafy ones. Do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to? |
| _______________________________________________________ [Jul 10,2013 6:26am - DYA is ANALYZING THIS THREAD ""] Dude, I haven't shit since that first one. Usually I get three big ones and then back to my (very regularly) scheduled program. I'm kind of afraid of what's going to happen when the other shoe drops, so to speak. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 10,2013 9:18am - arilliusbm ""] How much does this cost? |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 10,2013 9:22am - death-metal ""] DYA%20is%20ANALYZING%20THIS%20THREAD said: I'm kind of afraid of what's going to happen when the other shoe drops, so to speak. If you defecate a whole shoe, it's time to talk to a licensed psychotherapist. |
| ________________________________________________________ [Jul 10,2013 10:02am - DYA is ANALYZING THIS THREAD ""] arilliusbm said:How much does this cost? I think it's like 32 bucks for a three-pack. IDK, it's been awhile since I bought it, check the website. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 10,2013 2:43pm - the_reverend ""] so is this worth it? |
| _______________________________________________ [Jul 10,2013 3:19pm - illinoisenemaBradness ""] does the shit just rush out of your butthole, or is there some effort involved? Is it a hot shit? |
| _______________________________________________________ [Jul 10,2013 3:39pm - DYA is ANALYZING THIS THREAD ""] 6665 views before I clicked, which makes this #6666. A) Usually it's just smooooooth sailing. The one pictured above was like that. Again, USUALLY totally worth it, and I feel great after. B) so I don't know what the fuck happened this time, but I just finally took crap #2 (pictured below). not psyched. |
| _______________________________________________________ [Jul 10,2013 3:41pm - DYA is ANALYZING THIS THREAD ""] Was expecting a nice bran brick, got this instead: [img] Big fucked-up tarry buttdagger, and lots of hyper-dense dark matter in the bottom of the bowl (a la Nibbler from Futurama - if I hadn't flushed it, it probably coulda used it to power a spaceship). and, yes, that is some blood. I think I may drink too much coffee. |
| _______________________________________________________ [Jul 10,2013 3:44pm - DYA is ANALYZING THIS THREAD ""] Also apparently I no read so good, 6566 not 6666. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jul 10,2013 3:55pm - grilled_dickcheese_sandwich ""] First I thought this was a band. Colon Blow is a good name for a grindcore band. Hey, man. I just ordered the new Colon Blow. It was the shit. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jul 10,2013 4:27pm - wtf is wrong with u ""] DYA%20is%20ANALYZING%20THIS%20THREAD said:Was expecting a nice bran brick, got this instead: [img] Big fucked-up tarry buttdagger, and lots of hyper-dense dark matter in the bottom of the bowl (a la Nibbler from Futurama - if I hadn't flushed it, it probably coulda used it to power a spaceship). and, yes, that is some blood. I think I may drink too much coffee. that is disgusting |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 10,2013 6:16pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] What exactly did you think you were gonna see following this text: DestroyYouAlot said:You know these days I only log in for something important. GET IT?!? "LOG IN?" high-res pictures of my shit INCOMIIIIIIIIING Puppies playing with kittens? |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 10,2013 6:17pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] ITT: shitpost in a shitthread |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 10,2013 7:13pm - death-metal ""] DestroyYouAlot said:What exactly did you think you were gonna see following this text: I think the COLON BLOW in the title made me guess this wasn't a "mealtime thread." Or maybe, it is... |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 11,2013 12:02am - shutup fagget ""] death-metal said: DestroyYouAlot said:What exactly did you think you were gonna see following this text: I think the COLON BLOW in the title made me guess this wasn't a "mealtime thread." Or maybe, it is... shutup fagget |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 15,2013 8:15pm - death-metal ""] Ingredients: Cascara Sagrada Bark, Fig Fruit, Prune Juice Powder (prune juice, maltodextrin), Senna Leaf, Cascara Sagrada Extract, Senna Extract, Magnesium Sulfate, Psyllium seed husks, natural plant flavors (MSG free), stevia, gelatin (capsule). http://www.colonblow.com/colon-blow-ingredients-colon-cleanser.html Interesting. Basically psyllium (which absorbs many times its weight in water and thus bloats your colon while exerting downward pressure) and various laxatives. Some prunes, figs, and a gentle laxative could achieve the same if you ate them with psyllium and then drank more water than you think you can handle. It should be a delicious excretion. |
| _________________________________________________ [Jul 17,2013 11:37am - RTTP CLEAN UP CREW JR ""] BUMP |