I've seen it all now... Wtf.. black metal slam?[views:37754][posts:145]_____________________________________ [Feb 18,2014 10:25pm - anonymous ""] Black metal slam? Really, what the fuck is this world coming to. Http://whatchamacarcass.bandcamp.com/track/queen-of-putrescence |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 19,2014 1:45am - BBoANP_nli ""] Trvly gay |
| ______________________________ [Feb 19,2014 4:18am - Lamp ""] I'm gonna give that the benefit of the doubt and assume it's a joke. So bad, hahaha. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 19,2014 7:00am - sense of humor ""] Hahaha their other songs are amazing. Wow this is hilariously good |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 19,2014 10:05am - shitcunt ""] There's a picture of a candy bar, and Dan Akroyd in "Nothing But Trouble" on the page. It has to be a joke. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 19,2014 10:12am - Yeti ""] this is hilarious hahaha. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 19,2014 10:14am - sense of humor ""] whatchamacarcass.bandcamp.com/track/zeus-throbbing-thundercock This is the best song I have ever heard in my life. Is this band local? |
| _______________________________ [Feb 19,2014 10:45am - Yeti ""] I have no idea, the location says Greenland haha. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 19,2014 3:26pm - Yeti ""] taking bets now on how long it takes "black slam" to become the new scarf endeavor. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 19,2014 3:47pm - the_reverend ""] the wiggahs have found black metal! |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 19,2014 4:22pm - capt.obvious ""] its yeti's project. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 19,2014 4:40pm - Yeti ""] I wish it was my project, it's awesome. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 19,2014 4:45pm - largefreakatzero ""] I like this far better than Vattnet Viskar, though that's not saying much. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 19,2014 10:37pm - i_am_lazy ""] There's a Facebook page for this with zero likes. How is that possible? |
| _______________________________________________ [Feb 20,2014 7:53am - yesterday rememberer ""] largefreakatzero said:I like this far better than Vattnet Viskar, though that's not saying much. THIS IS THE HARDEST-WORKING BLACK SLAM BAND IN NEW ENGLAND AND/OR GREENLAND, ANYONE WHO TALKS SHIT ABOUT THEM IS JUST JEALOUS |
| _______________________________________________ [Feb 21,2014 12:45pm - whitenoiseblackchaos ""] The whole album is quite the listen... http://whatchamacarcass.bandcamp.com/album.../grinding-the-ugly-off-of-your-face |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 21,2014 1:22pm - arilliusbm ""] I really hope this is some kind of joke.. Black metal slam? SMH. Haven't listened, don't want to. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 21,2014 3:12pm - Yeti ""] I am on a mission to make "black slam" the new twig and berries. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 21,2014 3:36pm - Mark_R ""] Slamthems to the Welkin at Dusk |
| ______________________________ [Feb 21,2014 3:41pm - Yeti ""] De Mysteriis Dom Slamthanas |
| ______________________________ [Feb 21,2014 4:22pm - Yeti ""] Slammed In Black |
| ________________________________ [Feb 21,2014 5:47pm - Burnsy ""] A Forest of Slams |
| ________________________________ [Feb 21,2014 5:48pm - Burnsy ""] Translamvanian Hunger |
| ________________________________ [Feb 21,2014 5:49pm - Burnsy ""] Yeti said:I am on a mission to make "black slam" the new twig and berries. BRIAN SLAMINE would be proud. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 25,2014 1:21pm - pure genius ""] CHUBBYCHASEISACHUBBYCHASER is an amazing piece of work |
| _______________________________ [Feb 25,2014 2:07pm - timma ""] This is the most amazing material in the last decade, if not all of the decades. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 26,2014 8:47am - Yeti ""] Slam of the Light's Bane |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 27,2014 12:51am - karl stevenson ""] Srsly do these losers even know lin yutang? |
| ______________________________ [Feb 27,2014 8:41am - Yeti ""] Slaughterslam |
| _________________________________________________ [Feb 27,2014 9:28am - Whatchamacarcass Yeah! ""] THIS EFFING RULES!!!!! |
| __________________________________ [Feb 27,2014 10:35pm - Snowden ""] Slam Buens Ende |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 27,2014 11:21pm - Longdeadgod_nli ""] Si slamumentum requires slamcumspice |
| ______________________________ [Feb 28,2014 8:43am - Yeti ""] Towards the Slamthrone of Satan |
| ______________________________ [Feb 28,2014 9:07am - ugh ""] This shit is absolutely pathetic. What are they trying to accomplish? The vocals are offsetting and the guitar tone is weak. Also, the drums don't seem real at all. Amateur musicians doing amateur songs and for what? |
| ________________________________ [Feb 28,2014 9:31am - Mark_R ""] Massive Conspiracy to Slam All Life |
| ________________________________ [Feb 28,2014 9:43am - Years ""] Dark medieval slams |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 28,2014 9:44am - Mark Rawls ""] Hope you guys like muh new $hiznit. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 28,2014 10:15am - Yeti ""] ...And So the Slam Became |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 28,2014 10:35am - the_reverend ""] finally got to listen to it. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 28,2014 10:35am - the_reverend ""] that is the future |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 28,2014 10:44am - hahahhahaha ""] http://whatchamacarcass.bandcamp.com/track/part-time-butcher Hahahaha |
| _______________________________ [Feb 28,2014 11:22am - Yeti ""] Onyx was the original black slam. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 28,2014 1:26pm - shitcunt ""] Yeti said:Onyx was the original black slam. BOOM!!!!!!! /endthread |
| ________________________________ [Feb 28,2014 2:31pm - Burnsy ""] ugh said:This shit is absolutely pathetic. What are they trying to accomplish? The vocals are offsetting and the guitar tone is weak. Also, the drums don't seem real at all. Amateur musicians doing amateur songs and for what? You shut your fucking whore mouth. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 28,2014 2:47pm - Lamp ""] ugh said:Also, the drums don't seem real at all. WE HAD TO HIRE THE BEST PRIVATE DETECTIVE MONEY COULD BUY TO FIGURE THAT OUT |
| ______________________________ [Feb 28,2014 2:58pm - ugh ""] Burnsy said: ugh said:This shit is absolutely pathetic. What are they trying to accomplish? The vocals are offsetting and the guitar tone is weak. Also, the drums don't seem real at all. Amateur musicians doing amateur songs and for what? You shut your fucking whore mouth. Oh I'm sorry if I call out a band that obviously has no real skills at what they do so they make a mockery of metal and other kinds of music. Obviously this band is a joke and the fact that you morons praise fake music is rediculius |
| ______________________________ [Feb 28,2014 3:04pm - Lamp ""] Laughter is illegal in metal. Your arrested. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 28,2014 3:23pm - ugh ""] Uh Yea with stuff like this? Black metal AND shitty slam metal? What is the appeal? I didn't laugh once. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 28,2014 4:00pm - Burnsy ""] You should be sorry. This shit is pure talent. POST YOUR BAND, MISTAH SKILLS! |
| ______________________________ [Feb 28,2014 4:02pm - Yeti ""] Welcome My Slam Chapter |