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I've seen it all now... Wtf.. black metal slam?

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[Feb 18,2014 10:25pm - anonymous  ""]
Black metal slam? Really, what the fuck is this world coming to.

Http://whatchamacarcass.bandcamp.com/track/queen-of-putrescence
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[Feb 19,2014 1:45am - BBoANP_nli  ""]
Trvly gay
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[Feb 19,2014 4:18am - Lamp ""]
I'm gonna give that the benefit of the doubt and assume it's a joke. So bad, hahaha.
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[Feb 19,2014 7:00am - sense of humor  ""]
Hahaha their other songs are amazing. Wow this is hilariously good
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[Feb 19,2014 10:05am - shitcunt  ""]
There's a picture of a candy bar, and Dan Akroyd in "Nothing But Trouble" on the page. It has to be a joke.
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[Feb 19,2014 10:12am - Yeti ""]
this is hilarious hahaha.
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[Feb 19,2014 10:14am - sense of humor  ""]
whatchamacarcass.bandcamp.com/track/zeus-throbbing-thundercock

This is the best song I have ever heard in my life. Is this band local?
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[Feb 19,2014 10:45am - Yeti ""]
I have no idea, the location says Greenland haha.
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[Feb 19,2014 3:26pm - Yeti ""]
taking bets now on how long it takes "black slam" to become the new scarf endeavor.
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[Feb 19,2014 3:47pm - the_reverend ""]
the wiggahs have found black metal!
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[Feb 19,2014 4:22pm - capt.obvious  ""]
its yeti's project.
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[Feb 19,2014 4:40pm - Yeti ""]
I wish it was my project, it's awesome.
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[Feb 19,2014 4:45pm - largefreakatzero ""]
I like this far better than Vattnet Viskar, though that's not saying much.
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[Feb 19,2014 10:37pm - i_am_lazy  ""]
There's a Facebook page for this with zero likes. How is that possible?
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[Feb 20,2014 7:53am - yesterday rememberer  ""]

largefreakatzero said:I like this far better than Vattnet Viskar, though that's not saying much.


THIS IS THE HARDEST-WORKING BLACK SLAM BAND IN NEW ENGLAND AND/OR GREENLAND, ANYONE WHO TALKS SHIT ABOUT THEM IS JUST JEALOUS
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[Feb 21,2014 12:45pm - whitenoiseblackchaos ""]
The whole album is quite the listen...
http://whatchamacarcass.bandcamp.com/album.../grinding-the-ugly-off-of-your-face
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[Feb 21,2014 1:22pm - arilliusbm ""]
I really hope this is some kind of joke.. Black metal slam? SMH. Haven't listened, don't want to.
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[Feb 21,2014 3:12pm - Yeti ""]
I am on a mission to make "black slam" the new twig and berries.
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[Feb 21,2014 3:36pm - Mark_R ""]
Slamthems to the Welkin at Dusk
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[Feb 21,2014 3:41pm - Yeti ""]
De Mysteriis Dom Slamthanas
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[Feb 21,2014 4:22pm - Yeti ""]
Slammed In Black
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[Feb 21,2014 5:47pm - Burnsy ""]
A Forest of Slams
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[Feb 21,2014 5:48pm - Burnsy ""]
Translamvanian Hunger
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[Feb 21,2014 5:49pm - Burnsy ""]

Yeti said:I am on a mission to make "black slam" the new twig and berries.

BRIAN SLAMINE would be proud.
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[Feb 25,2014 1:21pm - pure genius  ""]
CHUBBYCHASEISACHUBBYCHASER is an amazing piece of work
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[Feb 25,2014 2:07pm - timma ""]
This is the most amazing material in the last decade, if not all of the decades.
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[Feb 26,2014 8:47am - Yeti ""]
Slam of the Light's Bane
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[Feb 27,2014 12:51am - karl stevenson  ""]
Srsly do these losers even know lin yutang?
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[Feb 27,2014 8:41am - Yeti ""]
Slaughterslam
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[Feb 27,2014 9:28am - Whatchamacarcass Yeah!  ""]
THIS EFFING RULES!!!!!
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[Feb 27,2014 10:35pm - Snowden ""]
Slam Buens Ende
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[Feb 27,2014 11:21pm - Longdeadgod_nli  ""]
Si slamumentum requires slamcumspice
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[Feb 28,2014 8:43am - Yeti ""]
Towards the Slamthrone of Satan
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[Feb 28,2014 9:07am - ugh  ""]
This shit is absolutely pathetic. What are they trying to accomplish? The vocals are offsetting and the guitar tone is weak. Also, the drums don't seem real at all. Amateur musicians doing amateur songs and for what?
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[Feb 28,2014 9:31am - Mark_R ""]
Massive Conspiracy to Slam All Life
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[Feb 28,2014 9:43am - Years  ""]
Dark medieval slams
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[Feb 28,2014 9:44am - Mark Rawls  ""]
Hope you guys like muh new $hiznit.
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[Feb 28,2014 10:15am - Yeti ""]
...And So the Slam Became
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[Feb 28,2014 10:35am - the_reverend ""]
finally got to listen to it.
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[Feb 28,2014 10:35am - the_reverend ""]
that is the future
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[Feb 28,2014 10:44am - hahahhahaha  ""]
http://whatchamacarcass.bandcamp.com/track/part-time-butcher

Hahahaha
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[Feb 28,2014 11:22am - Yeti ""]
Onyx was the original black slam.
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[Feb 28,2014 1:26pm - shitcunt  ""]

Yeti said:Onyx was the original black slam.


BOOM!!!!!!!

/endthread
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[Feb 28,2014 2:31pm - Burnsy ""]

ugh said:This shit is absolutely pathetic. What are they trying to accomplish? The vocals are offsetting and the guitar tone is weak. Also, the drums don't seem real at all. Amateur musicians doing amateur songs and for what?
You shut your fucking whore mouth.
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[Feb 28,2014 2:47pm - Lamp ""]

ugh said:Also, the drums don't seem real at all.


WE HAD TO HIRE THE BEST PRIVATE DETECTIVE MONEY COULD BUY TO FIGURE THAT OUT
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[Feb 28,2014 2:58pm - ugh  ""]

Burnsy said:
ugh said:This shit is absolutely pathetic. What are they trying to accomplish? The vocals are offsetting and the guitar tone is weak. Also, the drums don't seem real at all. Amateur musicians doing amateur songs and for what?
You shut your fucking whore mouth.



Oh I'm sorry if I call out a band that obviously has no real skills at what they do so they make a mockery of metal and other kinds of music. Obviously this band is a joke and the fact that you morons praise fake music is rediculius
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[Feb 28,2014 3:04pm - Lamp ""]
Laughter is illegal in metal. Your arrested.
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[Feb 28,2014 3:23pm - ugh  ""]
Uh Yea with stuff like this? Black metal AND shitty slam metal? What is the appeal? I didn't laugh once.
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[Feb 28,2014 4:00pm - Burnsy ""]
You should be sorry. This shit is pure talent. POST YOUR BAND, MISTAH SKILLS!
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[Feb 28,2014 4:02pm - Yeti ""]
Welcome My Slam Chapter
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[Feb 28,2014 4:08pm - MA Metalheads Reporting Live  ""]
I haven't heard this yet but these are friends of mine and are great guys and I support them. And just because you don't like them doesn't mean they SUCK or are GAY or just because my girlfriend can't walk when she comes from Asystole practice doesn't mean she's BANGING SOME OTHER NUMETAL FAGGET. Those are just your OPINIONS. Everyone has them.
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[Feb 28,2014 4:16pm - Yeti ""]
Asyslam
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[Feb 28,2014 4:22pm - MA Metalheads Reporting Live  ""]

Yeti said:Asyslam


They're great. I saw them on tour with Deicide and ummm............ Metallica.
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[Feb 28,2014 4:49pm - asystole  ""]
we speaking of the awesome, amazing boston area based asystole?
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[Feb 28,2014 4:51pm - asystole  ""]
the asystole that looks like this? [img]
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[Feb 28,2014 5:06pm - Burnsy ""]
I didn't know joe pesci was in that band. "Whattayawantfromme?"
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[Feb 28,2014 5:29pm - Yeti ""]
Slammerheart
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[Feb 28,2014 8:22pm - Lamp ""]
Identity Crisis: The Band
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[Mar 1,2014 11:09am - racism is a crime and crime is for niggers  ""]
More retarded mainstream music pretending to be "underground." Big surprise.
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[Mar 1,2014 8:38pm - LongDeadGod_nli  ""]
The Archaic Slam
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[Mar 3,2014 8:38am - Yeti ""]
The Slam Mirrors
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[Mar 3,2014 10:18am - Burnsy ""]
Aspera Heim Slamphonia
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[Mar 4,2014 10:38am - LongDeadGod ""]
Pale Slamlore
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[Mar 4,2014 10:57am - Yeti ""]
Rebel Exslamaganza
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[Mar 4,2014 12:36pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Burslam
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[Mar 4,2014 1:27pm - Rttp Common Sense Poster  ""]
Band sucks
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[Mar 4,2014 2:28pm - Snowden ""]
Hellslammer "Apocalyptic Slams"
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[Mar 4,2014 2:30pm - Snowden ""]
Slamsoeurs
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[Mar 4,2014 3:18pm - narkybark ""]
Slam Funeral
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[Mar 6,2014 7:10am - conservationist ""]
Hipsters trying to justify their shit music. "Slam" refers to what they do to each other's asses.
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[Mar 6,2014 8:36am - Yeti ""]
A Slam in the Northern Sky
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[Mar 6,2014 9:07am - Alx_Casket ""]

conservationist said:Hipsters trying to justify their shit music. "Slam" refers to what they do to each other's asses.


I thought you would be into something called black slam.
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[Mar 6,2014 9:25am - LongDeadGod ""]
Slams of Northern Darkness
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[Mar 6,2014 10:15am - whatchamacarcass  ""]
Thanx guys I don't know how this ended up on this site but we will continue to make music and keep pumping songs out. If you don't have a sense of humor then that's your bad. Maybe a song will be made about people who post on this site
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[Mar 7,2014 1:40am - Longdeadgod_nli  ""]
Slamzer division marduk
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[Mar 7,2014 8:31am - Burnsy ""]
Puritanical euphoric mislamthropia
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[Mar 7,2014 8:39am - Yeti ""]
hahaha

Vikingslamgr Veldi
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[Mar 7,2014 9:27am - Dr. Sarkdonicus  ""]

whatchamacarcass said:Thanx guys I don't know how this ended up on this site but we will continue to make music and keep pumping songs out. If you don't have a sense of humor then that's your bad. Maybe a song will be made about people who post on this site


Good on YOU bro. Your music may be shit but don't let haters stop your conquering the world. Your apathy gives me a chub.
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[Mar 7,2014 4:24pm - shutup faget  ""]
shutup faget
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[Mar 7,2014 5:29pm - narkybark ""]
Woods of Slam
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[Mar 7,2014 5:49pm - black slam #yolo  ""]
Black Slam is nu-metal for a nu generation.
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[Mar 7,2014 9:45pm - longdeadgod ""]
Kveldsslammer
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[Mar 8,2014 12:03am - Burnsy ""]
Hahah! Nattens slamdrigal
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[Mar 8,2014 12:04am - Burnsy ""]
The agent that slams the desert
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[Mar 8,2014 3:55pm - Snowden ""]
...slam Oceans "S.L.A.M.G.O.D."
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[Mar 8,2014 3:56pm - Snowden ""]
Why did I even own that record at one point?
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[Mar 8,2014 6:54pm - Longdeadgod_nli  ""]
I liked ... And oceans

The linear slamfold
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[Mar 9,2014 12:29am - Randy_Marsh ""]
Let Us Slam - Vital Remains
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[Mar 10,2014 8:38am - Yeti ""]
that's death metal. try to keep up.

Det Slam Engang Var
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[Mar 10,2014 9:12am - Burnsy ""]
Krohm - Slammers of Lost Martyrs
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[Mar 10,2014 9:16am - Burnsy ""]
Opportunistic Thieves of Slam
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[Mar 10,2014 11:25am - Slam master  ""]
Slam of the ages
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[Mar 10,2014 1:39pm - grilled_dickcheese_sandwich ""]

Randy_Marsh said:Let Us Slam - Vital Remains


Burger slam
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[Mar 10,2014 1:50pm - 0110  ""]
in the constellation of the slam widow
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[Mar 10,2014 5:04pm - Yeti ""]
Non Slamiam
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[Mar 10,2014 8:57pm - Longdeadgod_nli  ""]
The principle of slam made flesh
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[Mar 10,2014 9:05pm - anonymous  ""]
HAHA! "massive conspiricy to slam all life" classic
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[Mar 11,2014 8:39am - Yeti ""]
The Tenth Sublevel of Slamicide
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[Mar 11,2014 10:01am - occam's razor  ""]
Have any of you fuckwads even listened to the OP band rather than just playing with album titles and inserting jokes? Fucking stupid.
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[Mar 11,2014 10:37am - Burnsy ""]
Yeah, we listened. Fuck off.

Slamorexia Nervosa
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[Mar 11,2014 11:39am - Yeti ""]

occam said:Have any of you fuckwads even listened to the OP band rather than just playing with album titles and inserting jokes? Fucking stupid.


you are dumb.

Tol Compt Slam Slam Slam
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[Mar 11,2014 12:39pm - Nokslamnal Mortum  ""]
Goat slams
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[Mar 11,2014 2:42pm - narkybark ""]
Night on the Slam Mountain

Possessed by Slam
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[Mar 11,2014 4:45pm - Snowden ""]

Burnsy said:Yeah, we listened. Fuck off.

Slamorexia Nervosa



Seriously. I mean, imagine the SHEER GALL of a messageboard not giving extensive thoughtful deliberation to some jerkoff novelty myspace metal joke project?

Slam Tepes
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[Mar 11,2014 4:47pm - Snowden ""]
Wait wait wait!

I "Between Two Worlds I Slam"
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[Mar 11,2014 5:36pm - kvlt  ""]

Snowden said:novelty


Wearing bedsheets on stage?
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[Mar 11,2014 5:47pm - Burnsy ""]
::sniff sniff:: AHHHHH SMELL PUSSY
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[Mar 11,2014 6:05pm - 0110  ""]
my slam for his glory
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[Mar 11,2014 7:04pm - garyDiNardo  ""]
This shit sucks. Its not $lam and it aint black metul. If it aint made or composed by a 'groid then its no longer ironic and even gayer than previously anticipated.
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[Mar 12,2014 12:24am - Snowden ""]

kvlt said:
Snowden said:novelty


Wearing bedsheets on stage?


Dammit Keith, I gotta be me.
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[Mar 12,2014 3:04am - Goatrider ""]
Cut your flesh and worship slamtan
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[Mar 12,2014 5:43pm - 0110  ""]
777 slam(s)
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[Mar 12,2014 10:48pm - Slamael  ""]
Ceremony of slammosites
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[Mar 12,2014 10:57pm - Snowden ""]
Does NSLM count?

Slamnozor
Slam, Genus
Graveslam
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[Mar 12,2014 10:58pm - Snowden ""]
Seigneur Slamand
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[Mar 12,2014 11:30pm - Burnsy ""]
Slamgeist
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[Mar 13,2014 8:48am - Yeti ""]
The Secrets of the Black Slams
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[Mar 13,2014 9:01am - Slamuel Jackson  ""]
Slameth Bloody Slameth
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[Mar 13,2014 9:27am - Burnsy ""]
Slampfar
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[Mar 13,2014 10:05am - Slamuel Jackson  ""]
Slamnilla Road
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[Mar 13,2014 11:25am - Yeti ""]
THOSE ARE NOT BLACK METAL. YOU'RE RUINING THE JOKE.
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[Mar 13,2014 12:13pm - Slamuel Jackson  ""]

Yeti said:THOSE ARE NOT BLACK METAL. YOU'RE RUINING THE JOKE.


Yngwie Slamsteen

[img]
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[Apr 2,2014 12:58pm - Yeti ""]
Slamesis Divina
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[Dec 18,2014 8:23pm - anonymous  ""]
ALBUM OF THE YEAR 2014
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[Dec 18,2014 9:03pm - Slam spell  ""]
Wolfslam
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[Dec 18,2014 9:07pm - Burnsy ""]
The Slamberlain
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[Dec 19,2014 7:49am - Snowden ""]
Master's Slammer
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[Dec 19,2014 8:26am - Yeti ""]
Ophthaslamia
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[Dec 19,2014 9:09am - Yeti ""]
Dodslamsgard
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[Dec 19,2014 9:15am - Burnsy ""]
Enslammed
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[Dec 19,2014 9:16am - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL  ""]
Bethleslam

and I'm out
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[Dec 19,2014 9:59am - Sacreligion ""]
Slamon Slamarth
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[Dec 19,2014 10:34am - Yeti ""]
Ugra Slamma
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[Dec 19,2014 10:36am - Sacreligion ""]
At first I thought this thread was about the Onyx/Biohazard remix of "Slam"
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[Dec 19,2014 6:07pm - Snowden ""]
Eluveitie "Slamia"
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[Dec 22,2014 4:56pm - Dankill @work  ""]
Odin Slams All Ye
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[Dec 22,2014 5:16pm - Yeti ""]
Ill-Natured Slamitual Invasion
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[Dec 22,2014 6:06pm - anonymous  ""]
ALBUM OF THE YEAR 2014
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[Dec 23,2014 12:06pm - Yeti ""]
Ordo ad Slammo
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[Dec 23,2014 12:13pm - Burnsy ""]
Thantifaxslam - Slamming White Noise
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[Dec 23,2014 12:14pm - Burnsy ""]
Slambringer - Death and the Black Slam
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[Dec 23,2014 1:08pm - Yeti ""]
Pure Fucking Slammageddon
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[Dec 31,2014 7:15pm - kvlt  ""]
Slamtanic black devotion
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[Jan 1,2015 10:02am - Snowden ""]
Slamsentia Lunae
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[Jan 1,2015 10:04am - Snowden ""]
Negura Slammit
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[Jan 1,2015 10:19am - Jacobim Spetzlesser  ""]
AD SLAMINEM

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