I want to fuck the Progressive car insurance lady[views:44262][posts:124]____________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 2:39pm - arilliusbm ""] SFW? |
| ________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 2:45pm - xmikex ""] SFW. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 2:46pm - xmikex ""] MikeOv said:That is now the background of my work PC. hahahaha. Big promotion, guaranteed. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 2:47pm - arilliusbm ""] haha |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 2:52pm - goatcatalyst ""] Brillliant! |
| _________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 2:53pm - MikeOv ""] Any working enviornment that doesn't support a Weekend at Bernie's themed desktop, with Bernie subtituted with Billy Mays, is place of employment not worth working at. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 2:53pm - MikeOv ""] is a*, rather |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 2:56pm - Sacreligion ""] [img] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 3:05pm - xmikex ""] I just spent an hour doing a Billy Mays Weekend at Bernies shoop. Now you try to make me do a Billy Mays Thriller? |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 3:07pm - Sacreligion ""] As amazing as that would be, I was just saying that a "Weekend At MJ's" would have been far easier to do. And possibly even more hilarious now that I think about what you could put in the background. I'd do it if I had a working version of PS. bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 3:09pm - Sacreligion ""] I also need an animated GIF program because there's a lot that can be done with that kid's face after he bumps into MJ. 0:40 |
| ________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 3:11pm - xmikex ""] If I spent an hour cropping out the background from a naked little kid I think I'd have to re-examine my life. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 3:14pm - Sacreligion ""] And Billy Mays' zombified skin tone is an acceptable use of time? |
| ________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 3:16pm - xmikex ""] lolz. my life is garbage. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 3:17pm - goatcatalyst ""] If I were the Pope, I'd give xmikex an indulgence on par with a one-way ticket to Heaven with a side order of unconditional absolution. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 3:18pm - Sacreligion ""] Agreed. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 3:20pm - MikeOv ""] So I voluntarily just showed my boss. The verdict? SFW. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 3:21pm - xmikex ""] a salaam alaikum |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 3:57pm - Conservationist ""] Allahu ackbar! |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 3:59pm - goatcatalyst ""] Haram |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 4:00pm - Conservationist ""] HAMAN?!?! |
| _________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 4:09pm - C.dEAd ""] Was that Carlton from Fresh Prince as the MJ kid? |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 9:45am - the_reverend ""] bennyhillifier |
| _________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 9:54am - RustyPS ""] repost in the same thread? that's like dividing by 0 |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 9:54am - the_reverend ""] bennyhillifier |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 10:53am - TheRidersofDoom ""] [img] please be real |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 11:01am - TheRidersofDoom ""] also, massive pit stains on the progressive lady at the end of the video |
| _________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 11:17am - xmikex ""] I'm glad she landed the progressive job. Her standup career looked about as promising as an asbestos pacifier. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 11:42am - the_reverend ""] what is the deal with 99 cent stores? |
| _________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:04pm - xmikex ""] A 99 cent store just opened this week at the top of my street. It already looks like it's 20 years old and ready to go out of business. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:12pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] HAha, I am fully marrying this girl's doppelganger. [/WIN THREAD] |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:15pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:15pm - pam ""] Which version, hot tv version or haggard comedienne version? |
| ______________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:16pm - pam ""] She's better looking than this broad. Nice work. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:16pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Wait, I have to choose? |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:16pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] pam said:She's better looking than this broad. Nice work. Hahaha... She'll be thrilled to hear it. LOL She seriously gets this comparison like 20 times a day. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:27pm - pam ""] I'd much rather fuck your fiance than the Progressive broad. That's the nicest thing I'll say all day on rttp. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:31pm - arilliusbm ""] she's only a lvl 12 half-elf, though:( |
| ________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:31pm - Slymo ""] that looks like an ultra drunk foley |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:38pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] pam said:I'd much rather fuck your fiance than the Progressive broad. That's the nicest thing I'll say all day on rttp. Ironically, she just IM'd me saying that now she wants to fuck the Progressive lady. Maybe we can arrange something. LOL arilliusbm said:she's only a lvl 12 half-elf, though:( HAhaha Slymo said:that looks like an ultra drunk foley Yeah this is van-session-after-Chinese-food-bar. But it's Ryan, not Foley. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:41pm - xmikex ""] DestroyYouAlot said: pam said:I'd much rather fuck your fiance than the Progressive broad. That's the nicest thing I'll say all day on rttp. Ironically, she just IM'd me saying that now she wants to fuck the Progressive lady. Maybe we can arrange something. LOL Engagement crushing progressive 3 way or you're a pussy!! |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:41pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] DestroyYouAlot said: pam said:I'd much rather fuck your fiance than the Progressive broad. That's the nicest thing I'll say all day on rttp. She says "thank you." |
| ______________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:42pm - pam ""] Slymo said:that looks like an ultra drunk foley hahaha, I thought the same thing. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:43pm - pam ""] DestroyYouAlot said: DestroyYouAlot said: pam said:I'd much rather fuck your fiance than the Progressive broad. That's the nicest thing I'll say all day on rttp. She says "thank you." You're welcome. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:44pm - arilliusbm ""] Dya never posts imaegs of his other fiancé, the infamous manfriend one. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:46pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Manbearpig? |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:46pm - arilliusbm ""] Pigbearman. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:50pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Dorothy Mantooth? |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:58pm - arilliusbm ""] Elshgillio Rowkrad, Prince of the Kingdom of Elttob, oopmah'S brother in law and creator of Htes, the primary clockmaker of time. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:59pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Oh, that guy. |