I want to fuck the Progressive car insurance lady[views:44259][posts:124]____________________________________________________ [May 26,2009 2:16pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] ..while I'm punching her, of course. |
| _______________________________ [May 26,2009 2:18pm - tylor ""] backed |
| ____________________________________ [May 26,2009 2:21pm - arilliusbm ""] backed |
| __________________________________________ [May 26,2009 2:22pm - largefreakatzero ""] Backed. But only if definitely punching. |
| _______________________________________ [May 26,2009 2:22pm - thuringwethil ""] nawww, she rules |
| ___________________________________________ [May 26,2009 2:36pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] yes yes aaaaaand yes |
| _______________________________ [May 26,2009 2:53pm - timma ""] I think I'd opt for just straight punching, personally. |
| ________________________________ [May 26,2009 2:57pm - xmikex ""] "Dude, I'd fuck the E-surance girl." "You mean the Progressive girl?" "No, E-surance." "The E-Surance girl is a cartoon. You're thinking about the girl with the eye makeup." "Oh yeah... yeah I'd do her." "I'd fuck the E-surance cartoon girl too." "Yeah, totally." I swear to God I've heard this conversation 10,000,000 times over. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 26,2009 3:28pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] haha me too...both are hot. |
| ______________________________________ [May 26,2009 3:29pm - goatcatalyst ""] I bet she's into some freaky shit |
| _________________________________ [May 26,2009 3:30pm - c.DEad ""] No one mentioned how hot that Geico shit is. Oh wait..... |
| ___________________________________________ [May 26,2009 3:32pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] lizard fucker |
| ________________________________ [May 26,2009 4:00pm - xmikex ""] [img] Mamma mia me likey so much |
| _________________________________ [May 26,2009 4:08pm - c.DEad ""] FuckIsMySignature said:lizard fucker Don't hate the player, hate the play? |
| ___________________________________ [May 26,2009 4:16pm - dreadkill ""] i want to get jerked off by the hand in the iphone commercials. |
| _________________________________ [May 26,2009 4:18pm - c.DEad ""] I want to think of something funny and clever to say. |
| ____________________________________ [May 26,2009 4:23pm - arilliusbm ""] you need a 500 dollar deductible if you want to insert your john into her wahwing |
| ________________________________ [May 26,2009 6:17pm - xmikex ""] What if you tried to hit on the Progressive girl and she was like "LOL, thanks but I don't have faggot coverage." And then she hopped in a Dodge Viper with Billy Mays and peeled out. |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 26,2009 6:19pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I want to fuck Billy Mays. |
| _________________________________ [May 26,2009 6:22pm - RustyPS ""] i'd give her a kentucky plow |
| ___________________________________ [May 26,2009 6:22pm - dreadkill ""] Lulz at wanting to fuck billy mayes |
| _____________________________________ [May 26,2009 7:18pm - Ike Turner ""] Y'all niggas talking bout beatin a bitch? I'm all ears. |
| ______________________________________ [May 26,2009 7:25pm - goatcatalyst ""] Oh, Ike. |
| __________________________________ [May 26,2009 7:26pm - Dankill ""] E-surance girl has the same birthday as me according to magazine ads. True story. Also, the Progressive girl would get it hard with a wiffleball bat |
| __________________________________ [May 26,2009 7:29pm - archaeon ""] Most sexual advertising ever. [img] |
| _________________________________ [May 29,2009 9:53am - RustyPS ""] [img] Progressive chick not all weirded up |
| _____________________________________________________ [May 29,2009 10:35am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Lame. Bring back the headband. |
| _______________________________________ [May 29,2009 11:56am - goatcatalyst ""] I'd still show her my vas deferens |
| __________________________________ [May 29,2009 12:00pm - C.dEAd ""] xmikex said:What if you tried to hit on the Progressive girl and she was like "LOL, thanks but I don't have faggot coverage." Awesome. |
| _____________________________________ [May 31,2009 8:26pm - anonymous ""] bennyhillifier |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 1,2009 1:30am - Conservationist ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:[img] The anal pirates are storming the poop decks. Ready my cut(l)ass! |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jun 2,2009 8:29am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] anonymous said: bennyhillifier haha! hahaha! hahahahahahahaaaha!! ohhhh my god, ohhhhhhhhhh my god. oh man I'm in tears.. I'm laughing so..oh man. I fucking looooove the part where you said tha...TAKE OFF YOUR FUCKING SHIRT. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 2,2009 12:47pm - Yeti ""] goatcatalyst said:I'd still show her my vas deferens i'd show her there is a vas deferens between mine and yours. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 2,2009 6:17pm - immortal13 ""] I'd still give her the Harry Houdini. Any takers? |
| __________________________________ [Jun 2,2009 10:28pm - Dankill ""] immortal13 said:I'd still give her the Harry Houdini. Any takers? Is that the same as the Poltergeist? |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 27,2009 9:36pm - aril whiskey ""] Bump. There's a bunch of new commercials and she's hot as hell |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 27,2009 9:44pm - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] xmikex said:What if you tried to hit on the Progressive girl and she was like "LOL, thanks but I don't have faggot coverage." And then she hopped in a Dodge Viper with Billy Mays and peeled out. 5 months late but lol. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 27,2009 10:20pm - Dankill ""] MikeOfDecrepitude said: xmikex said:What if you tried to hit on the Progressive girl and she was like "LOL, thanks but I don't have faggot coverage." And then she hopped in a Dodge Viper with Billy Mays and peeled out. 5 months late but lol.It's even better now because she'd be peeling out with Billy May's dead body for extra lulz. |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 27,2009 10:22pm - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] weekend at billy's |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 27,2009 11:27pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] My girl gets compared to this chick maybe twice a day. And it's AWWWWWW-RIGHT. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 27,2009 11:38pm - Conservationist ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:[img] ..while I'm punching her, of course. Classic Irish phenotype, although with what looks like a very round face. May have a Polish or other near-Asian ancestor. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 28,2009 12:48am - pam ""] I'd fuck her mouth with a bat. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 2:18am - goatcatalyst ""] I'd cave her head in with a brick (while my peter was in her rectum). |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 2:20am - FuckIsMySignature ""] i still agree with most things stated in this thread |
| ________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 9:38am - xmikex ""] MikeOfDecrepitude said:weekend at billy's I'm promising a photoshop of this by the end of the week. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 2:18pm - xmikex ""] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 2:19pm - xmikex ""] bam. life wasted. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 2:22pm - C.dEAd ""] Just amazing. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 28,2009 2:22pm - NLI ""] xmikex said:I'm promising a photoshop of this by the end of the day. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 2:35pm - MikeOv ""] That is now the background of my work PC. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 2:39pm - arilliusbm ""] SFW? |
| ________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 2:45pm - xmikex ""] SFW. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 2:46pm - xmikex ""] MikeOv said:That is now the background of my work PC. hahahaha. Big promotion, guaranteed. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 2:47pm - arilliusbm ""] haha |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 2:52pm - goatcatalyst ""] Brillliant! |
| _________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 2:53pm - MikeOv ""] Any working enviornment that doesn't support a Weekend at Bernie's themed desktop, with Bernie subtituted with Billy Mays, is place of employment not worth working at. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 2:53pm - MikeOv ""] is a*, rather |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 2:56pm - Sacreligion ""] [img] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 3:05pm - xmikex ""] I just spent an hour doing a Billy Mays Weekend at Bernies shoop. Now you try to make me do a Billy Mays Thriller? |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 3:07pm - Sacreligion ""] As amazing as that would be, I was just saying that a "Weekend At MJ's" would have been far easier to do. And possibly even more hilarious now that I think about what you could put in the background. I'd do it if I had a working version of PS. bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 3:09pm - Sacreligion ""] I also need an animated GIF program because there's a lot that can be done with that kid's face after he bumps into MJ. 0:40 |
| ________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 3:11pm - xmikex ""] If I spent an hour cropping out the background from a naked little kid I think I'd have to re-examine my life. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 3:14pm - Sacreligion ""] And Billy Mays' zombified skin tone is an acceptable use of time? |
| ________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 3:16pm - xmikex ""] lolz. my life is garbage. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 3:17pm - goatcatalyst ""] If I were the Pope, I'd give xmikex an indulgence on par with a one-way ticket to Heaven with a side order of unconditional absolution. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 3:18pm - Sacreligion ""] Agreed. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 3:20pm - MikeOv ""] So I voluntarily just showed my boss. The verdict? SFW. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 3:21pm - xmikex ""] a salaam alaikum |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 3:57pm - Conservationist ""] Allahu ackbar! |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 3:59pm - goatcatalyst ""] Haram |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 4:00pm - Conservationist ""] HAMAN?!?! |
| _________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 4:09pm - C.dEAd ""] Was that Carlton from Fresh Prince as the MJ kid? |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 9:45am - the_reverend ""] bennyhillifier |
| _________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 9:54am - RustyPS ""] repost in the same thread? that's like dividing by 0 |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 9:54am - the_reverend ""] bennyhillifier |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 10:53am - TheRidersofDoom ""] [img] please be real |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 11:01am - TheRidersofDoom ""] also, massive pit stains on the progressive lady at the end of the video |
| _________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 11:17am - xmikex ""] I'm glad she landed the progressive job. Her standup career looked about as promising as an asbestos pacifier. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 11:42am - the_reverend ""] what is the deal with 99 cent stores? |
| _________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:04pm - xmikex ""] A 99 cent store just opened this week at the top of my street. It already looks like it's 20 years old and ready to go out of business. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:12pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] HAha, I am fully marrying this girl's doppelganger. [/WIN THREAD] |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:15pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:15pm - pam ""] Which version, hot tv version or haggard comedienne version? |
| ______________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:16pm - pam ""] She's better looking than this broad. Nice work. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:16pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Wait, I have to choose? |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:16pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] pam said:She's better looking than this broad. Nice work. Hahaha... She'll be thrilled to hear it. LOL She seriously gets this comparison like 20 times a day. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:27pm - pam ""] I'd much rather fuck your fiance than the Progressive broad. That's the nicest thing I'll say all day on rttp. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:31pm - arilliusbm ""] she's only a lvl 12 half-elf, though:( |
| ________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:31pm - Slymo ""] that looks like an ultra drunk foley |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:38pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] pam said:I'd much rather fuck your fiance than the Progressive broad. That's the nicest thing I'll say all day on rttp. Ironically, she just IM'd me saying that now she wants to fuck the Progressive lady. Maybe we can arrange something. LOL arilliusbm said:she's only a lvl 12 half-elf, though:( HAhaha Slymo said:that looks like an ultra drunk foley Yeah this is van-session-after-Chinese-food-bar. But it's Ryan, not Foley. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:41pm - xmikex ""] DestroyYouAlot said: pam said:I'd much rather fuck your fiance than the Progressive broad. That's the nicest thing I'll say all day on rttp. Ironically, she just IM'd me saying that now she wants to fuck the Progressive lady. Maybe we can arrange something. LOL Engagement crushing progressive 3 way or you're a pussy!! |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:41pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] DestroyYouAlot said: pam said:I'd much rather fuck your fiance than the Progressive broad. That's the nicest thing I'll say all day on rttp. She says "thank you." |
| ______________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:42pm - pam ""] Slymo said:that looks like an ultra drunk foley hahaha, I thought the same thing. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:43pm - pam ""] DestroyYouAlot said: DestroyYouAlot said: pam said:I'd much rather fuck your fiance than the Progressive broad. That's the nicest thing I'll say all day on rttp. She says "thank you." You're welcome. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:44pm - arilliusbm ""] Dya never posts imaegs of his other fiancé, the infamous manfriend one. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:46pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Manbearpig? |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:46pm - arilliusbm ""] Pigbearman. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:50pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Dorothy Mantooth? |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:58pm - arilliusbm ""] Elshgillio Rowkrad, Prince of the Kingdom of Elttob, oopmah'S brother in law and creator of Htes, the primary clockmaker of time. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:59pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Oh, that guy. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 1:00pm - arilliusbm ""] Look closely. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 1:04pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] oh wow |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 1:04pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I just lost the game? |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 1:04pm - arilliusbm ""] the game lost you |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 1:24pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 1:26pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 1:26pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] ITT: I AM DWYER |
| _____________________________ [Dec 23,2009 1:29pm - pam ""] She doesn't look anything like this dizzy bitch up there. She drinks shitty beer though. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 1:32pm - arktouros ""] DestroyYouAlot said:HAha, I am fully marrying this girl's doppelganger. [/WIN THREAD] holy shit, you are. he wins. OP covets thy wife. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 1:59pm - xmikex ""] Wait for it... Wait for iiiiit.... [img] |
| _____________________________ [Dec 23,2009 2:15pm - pam ""] Now we know what their kid will look like. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 2:16pm - arilliusbm ""] LOL |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 2:16pm - Martins NLI ""] I'd slam em both |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 4:42pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] That one's going on the mantle. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 5:01pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] DISCLAIMER: Progressive Insurance does not cover mongoloid children spawned as a result sexual assualt towards promotional actors/actresses. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 24,2011 6:42am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 24,2011 1:47pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Page 2? I don't fucking think so. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 24,2011 2:58pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] thats one hot-shopped cunt |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 22,2013 7:13am - arilliusbm ""] Bumping the original, some noob troll can't remember. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 22,2013 7:14am - arilliusbm ""] dreadkill said:i want to get jerked off by the hand in the iphone commercials. LOL |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 22,2013 7:34am - shutup fagget ""] arilliusbm said:Bumping the original, some noob troll can't remember. shutup fagget |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 22,2013 2:22pm - nekronaut ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________________________________________ [Feb 22,2013 3:27pm - DYA is POSTING ON THE INTERNET (3 hours) ""] Well-played, mon frer. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 22,2013 5:52pm - MASONIC OVERLORD ""] EXPLODE HER ANUS |