I want to fuck the Progressive car insurance lady[views:45819][posts:124]____________________________________________________ [May 26,2009 2:16pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] ..while I'm punching her, of course. |
| _______________________________ [May 26,2009 2:18pm - tylor ""] backed |
| ____________________________________ [May 26,2009 2:21pm - arilliusbm ""] backed |
| __________________________________________ [May 26,2009 2:22pm - largefreakatzero ""] Backed. But only if definitely punching. |
| _______________________________________ [May 26,2009 2:22pm - thuringwethil ""] nawww, she rules |
| ___________________________________________ [May 26,2009 2:36pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] yes yes aaaaaand yes |
| _______________________________ [May 26,2009 2:53pm - timma ""] I think I'd opt for just straight punching, personally. |
| ________________________________ [May 26,2009 2:57pm - xmikex ""] "Dude, I'd fuck the E-surance girl." "You mean the Progressive girl?" "No, E-surance." "The E-Surance girl is a cartoon. You're thinking about the girl with the eye makeup." "Oh yeah... yeah I'd do her." "I'd fuck the E-surance cartoon girl too." "Yeah, totally." I swear to God I've heard this conversation 10,000,000 times over. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 26,2009 3:28pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] haha me too...both are hot. |
| ______________________________________ [May 26,2009 3:29pm - goatcatalyst ""] I bet she's into some freaky shit |
| _________________________________ [May 26,2009 3:30pm - c.DEad ""] No one mentioned how hot that Geico shit is. Oh wait..... |
| ___________________________________________ [May 26,2009 3:32pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] lizard fucker |
| ________________________________ [May 26,2009 4:00pm - xmikex ""] [img] Mamma mia me likey so much |
| _________________________________ [May 26,2009 4:08pm - c.DEad ""] FuckIsMySignature said:lizard fucker Don't hate the player, hate the play? |
| ___________________________________ [May 26,2009 4:16pm - dreadkill ""] i want to get jerked off by the hand in the iphone commercials. |
| _________________________________ [May 26,2009 4:18pm - c.DEad ""] I want to think of something funny and clever to say. |
| ____________________________________ [May 26,2009 4:23pm - arilliusbm ""] you need a 500 dollar deductible if you want to insert your john into her wahwing |
| ________________________________ [May 26,2009 6:17pm - xmikex ""] What if you tried to hit on the Progressive girl and she was like "LOL, thanks but I don't have faggot coverage." And then she hopped in a Dodge Viper with Billy Mays and peeled out. |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 26,2009 6:19pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I want to fuck Billy Mays. |
| _________________________________ [May 26,2009 6:22pm - RustyPS ""] i'd give her a kentucky plow |
| ___________________________________ [May 26,2009 6:22pm - dreadkill ""] Lulz at wanting to fuck billy mayes |
| _____________________________________ [May 26,2009 7:18pm - Ike Turner ""] Y'all niggas talking bout beatin a bitch? I'm all ears. |
| ______________________________________ [May 26,2009 7:25pm - goatcatalyst ""] Oh, Ike. |
| __________________________________ [May 26,2009 7:26pm - Dankill ""] E-surance girl has the same birthday as me according to magazine ads. True story. Also, the Progressive girl would get it hard with a wiffleball bat |
| __________________________________ [May 26,2009 7:29pm - archaeon ""] Most sexual advertising ever. [img] |
| _________________________________ [May 29,2009 9:53am - RustyPS ""] [img] Progressive chick not all weirded up |
| _____________________________________________________ [May 29,2009 10:35am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Lame. Bring back the headband. |
| _______________________________________ [May 29,2009 11:56am - goatcatalyst ""] I'd still show her my vas deferens |
| __________________________________ [May 29,2009 12:00pm - C.dEAd ""] xmikex said:What if you tried to hit on the Progressive girl and she was like "LOL, thanks but I don't have faggot coverage." Awesome. |
| _____________________________________ [May 31,2009 8:26pm - anonymous ""] bennyhillifier |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 1,2009 1:30am - Conservationist ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:[img] The anal pirates are storming the poop decks. Ready my cut(l)ass! |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jun 2,2009 8:29am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] anonymous said: bennyhillifier haha! hahaha! hahahahahahahaaaha!! ohhhh my god, ohhhhhhhhhh my god. oh man I'm in tears.. I'm laughing so..oh man. I fucking looooove the part where you said tha...TAKE OFF YOUR FUCKING SHIRT. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 2,2009 12:47pm - Yeti ""] goatcatalyst said:I'd still show her my vas deferens i'd show her there is a vas deferens between mine and yours. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 2,2009 6:17pm - immortal13 ""] I'd still give her the Harry Houdini. Any takers? |
| __________________________________ [Jun 2,2009 10:28pm - Dankill ""] immortal13 said:I'd still give her the Harry Houdini. Any takers? Is that the same as the Poltergeist? |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 27,2009 9:36pm - aril whiskey ""] Bump. There's a bunch of new commercials and she's hot as hell |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 27,2009 9:44pm - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] xmikex said:What if you tried to hit on the Progressive girl and she was like "LOL, thanks but I don't have faggot coverage." And then she hopped in a Dodge Viper with Billy Mays and peeled out. 5 months late but lol. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 27,2009 10:20pm - Dankill ""] MikeOfDecrepitude said: xmikex said:What if you tried to hit on the Progressive girl and she was like "LOL, thanks but I don't have faggot coverage." And then she hopped in a Dodge Viper with Billy Mays and peeled out. 5 months late but lol.It's even better now because she'd be peeling out with Billy May's dead body for extra lulz. |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 27,2009 10:22pm - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] weekend at billy's |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 27,2009 11:27pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] My girl gets compared to this chick maybe twice a day. And it's AWWWWWW-RIGHT. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 27,2009 11:38pm - Conservationist ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:[img] ..while I'm punching her, of course. Classic Irish phenotype, although with what looks like a very round face. May have a Polish or other near-Asian ancestor. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 28,2009 12:48am - pam ""] I'd fuck her mouth with a bat. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 2:18am - goatcatalyst ""] I'd cave her head in with a brick (while my peter was in her rectum). |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 2:20am - FuckIsMySignature ""] i still agree with most things stated in this thread |
| ________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 9:38am - xmikex ""] MikeOfDecrepitude said:weekend at billy's I'm promising a photoshop of this by the end of the week. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 2:18pm - xmikex ""] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 2:19pm - xmikex ""] bam. life wasted. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 2:22pm - C.dEAd ""] Just amazing. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 28,2009 2:22pm - NLI ""] xmikex said:I'm promising a photoshop of this by the end of the day. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 28,2009 2:35pm - MikeOv ""] That is now the background of my work PC. |