favorite new site to abuse @ work[views:20996][posts:119]_____________________________________ [Aug 26,2009 4:40pm - The_Rooster ""] (706): don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me. |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 26,2009 5:04pm - dontlivefastjustdie ""] (516): Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 26,2009 6:17pm - oscarct ""] dontlivefastjustdie said:(813): I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit." haha |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 26,2009 7:33pm - TRUCK_BALLS ""] [img] facialabuse.com |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:24am - the_reverend ""] (262): foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:40am - SkinSandwich ""] (404): I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today . (305): She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:41am - the_reverend ""] (443): Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:46am - SkinSandwich ""] (503): when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on (417): He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets. (417): He's like the Bob Ross of love stains. HAHA!! |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:51am - SkinSandwich ""] (206): On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on... (817): Dude. Creed is coming in september. (1-817): We're no longer friends. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 12:38pm - SkinSandwich ""] Haha, I am addicted to this site now. The best ones are in the "Worst nights" section. (305): considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it? |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 2:21pm - SkinSandwich ""] i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section (813): I'm fucking your sister right now. (1-813): You motherfucker (813): She's next. (812): My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow |
| __________________________________ [Sep 29,2009 2:47pm - BrianDBB ""] (858): Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 12,2009 8:18pm - RustyPS ""] just saw two absolute gems: "(732): he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant." "(317): he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it"." |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 18,2010 9:10am - the_reverend ""] http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/03/17/text...s.from.last.night/index.html?hpt=C2 |
| _________________________________ [Mar 18,2010 9:29am - RustyPS ""] a TV show? how would that work? |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 18,2010 9:29am - the_reverend ""] RustyPS said:617: a TV show? how would that work? plan b |
| _________________________________ [Mar 18,2010 9:33am - RustyPS ""] WRONG AREA CODE ASSHOLE |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 18,2010 9:40am - the_reverend ""] the_reverend said: RustyPS said:JoblessInSeatle: a TV show? how would that work? plan b |
| _________________________________ [Mar 18,2010 9:43am - RustyPS ""] that's better |
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