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HollaDaddy: Part 2

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[Oct 3,2008 9:55pm - dreadkill ""]
lulz @ madhatter
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[Oct 6,2008 12:20pm - dontlivefastjustdie  ""]
this is the funniest shit i think i have ever read
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[Nov 11,2008 9:51am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Been doin this shit again for a few days. This is bound to get awesome...

This is what some random dude sent me to the ghetto bitch's myspace:

Him: What's good with you, Can I take a minutes away from your time to get to know you? What is your name? My name is David. Do you think I can talk to you on a personal level to get to know you more? I am twenty years old and is form L.A. I am looking for someone I can be in a long term relationship with so if you are interested get back at me....and i like ur simle and ur lips and ur eyes and yous myspace page do you go with some 1 if not are you look in and do you have aim and if u do my aim is TheHipHopKing1
and i am sweet and nice i like to write songs raps and pomes and i keep it real all the time and i dont cheat i just want to be with some 1 i can be happy with so if u look n for the same get back

Me: I think we need to have sex immediately.

Him: what

Me: Grab yo lump, and stick in mah rump, chump.
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[Nov 11,2008 9:55am - goatcatalyst ""]
Pomes.

U shud ax him 2 rite u sum.
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[Nov 11,2008 9:56am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
haha I definitely will. I love pomes.
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[Nov 11,2008 9:58am - pam ""]
lol
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[Nov 11,2008 10:01am - dftg  ""]
grab yo lump and stick in my rump chump...HAHAHAHHAA
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[Nov 11,2008 10:12am - xmikex ""]

bennyhillifier
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[Nov 11,2008 10:18am - archaeon ""]
oh LAWDY
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[Nov 11,2008 11:12am - Murph ""]
[img] Me:
Prove that it wasn't your girlfriend in the last message by sending me a video of you crushing her face in with a brick.>>

Best thing I've ever read on the internet.

I bow to this, salute, burn effigies in its name, whatever.
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[Nov 17,2008 11:13am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
haha I have so many new conversations going. Should have a big update soon.
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[Nov 17,2008 11:14am - brian_dc ""]
words could not be sufficient enough to proclaim how excited I am for this.
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[Nov 17,2008 11:14am - brian_dc ""]
so I think I'll fart
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[Nov 17,2008 11:27am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
haha. Glad there is anticipation. I don't think I would have bothered starting this again if people didn't give a shit. Updates soon!
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[Nov 17,2008 11:31am - scmfck  ""]
holy shit, i'm so glad i think i just got wet.
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[Nov 17,2008 11:57am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
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[Nov 17,2008 4:01pm - Conservationist ""]
http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comment...st_trolls_wannabe_gangsters_on_the/

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