HollaDaddy: Part 2
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[Feb 15,2008 5:18pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
I think the old thread is too big for people to actually go to. So here are the facts:
-I started doing this again.
-We found out that Niccolai and HappySunshineBaby coincidentally went to high school with the guy who's profile I RANDOMLY copied. I shit you not.
-I explained my 8 month absence to HollaDaddy's myspace friends by saying I was in prison.
-Every conversation I've posted in the other thread (as well as this one) is also posted in this condensed html page I made for easy viewing:
http://dismal.ath.cx:8099/yo
Any new conversations that happen will also be appended to the bottom of this.
-The newest conversations will also be posted into this updates page I made. Old stuff will be removed as new stuff continuously arrives:
http://dismal.ath.cx:8099/yo/updates.html
-I'm also going to post new conversations as bulletins on my own personal myspace.
-Imma still buss up in dem guts.
Entire HollaDaddy Project
Latest Updates
[Feb 15,2008 5:21pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
I'm debating on whether to post the latest conversations (11 of them) on RTTP as well. Well fuck it. I'll post the first one at least, since I already formatted it.
[Feb 15,2008 5:21pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
My assumed identity:
[img]
"HollaDaddy"
http://www.myspace.com/holladaddy69
Victim name:
Chrystle Still Loves You... Even The Haters
Profile:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...=user.viewprofile&friendid=88530152
Photo:
[img]
[img] My message to her:
sup gurl.. i wnana get wit chu
holla
[img] Her response:
well... whats really good wit u ????
[img] Me:
let's get da mack on
[img] Her:
3236277050 THE NAME IS CHRYSTLE WHATS YOURS???LOL
[img] Me:
Chester, gurl. what u into gurl?
[img] Her:
"what am i in to?"...im into alot of things but i dont know what u talkin about ????lol
[img] Me:
It means what do you like to do for fun. Don't you go to the blacktalk meetings? You're a disgrace to our culture.
[img] Her:
well i do all types of things for fun....go to parties, go out wit the homegirls anything fun basically....what about u????and im not a disgrace to our culture nigga!!!!lol
[img] Me:
i'm jus playin gurl... i'm sho u get da pamphlets in da mail n shyt.
so wats fresh gurl.. u got a man right now?
[img] Her:
no i dont have a man right now but i am kinda talkin to somebody but it aint that serius u feel me....but anyways i know u got a gurl????
[img] Me:
nah i aint got no gurl eitha.
an dats a shame, a beautiful thing like you aint got a man, dats hard to believes gurl.
[img] Her:
i know i just havent found the right one yet but im "testing the waters" though...lol but anyways why u dont have a gurl as gud as u look?????
[img] Me:
I have hepatitis. Do you want to meet up?
[img] Her:
if you serius im sorry for u but if u just playin thats not even cool cuz i dont like playin games my nigga...but im straight though if thats what u want....
[img] Me:
nah I ain't playin gurl, but it's coo... i didn't get da hep from gettin freakay wit da ladies, i gots it from heroin so u gots no worries. where u at? we should meet up.
[img] Her:
so u still on drugs or what???...im just asking because i was kinda feelin you and i neva woulda thought u feel me but anyways im close though im in watts
[img] Me:
nah not on da horse anymore gurl. so what's snappin? U gots any heron? i'd suck yo dick fo some of dat right dere.
jubjub
[Feb 15,2008 5:34pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
My assumed identity:
[img]
"HollaDaddy"
http://www.myspace.com/holladaddy69
Victim name:
Mary
Profile:
http://www.myspace.com/BeautifulMary69
Photo:
[img]
Another photo she had:
[img]
Photo's caption:
R.I.P. BABY
She has a bunch of shit all over her page about her dead gangbanger boyfriend.
[img] Message she sent me:
what is this page??
[img] My response:
send me a photo of your cunt
[img] Her:
what the fuck is your problem how about you let that shit go and forget about it
[img] Me:
NO DICE, GURL. DATS JUS HOWZ I ROLL. U EIETHA IN DA GAME, OR NOT IN DA GAME, TRICKAAZZ BUSTAH.
HOLLA
[img] Her:
either this is you playin or you are a lier. What is your name?? Obviously you arent in the game tellin people to show you there cunt over the internet......what you dont have that shit at home?? I mean if you rolled right you wouldnt need a picture of shit. You would be a man and if you wanted to get at somebody right instead of being a little boy about the shit.
HOLLA ya damn self
[img] Me:
JUST SEND THE PICTURE BITCH, BEFORE I START CRYING!
[img] Her:
bitch?? cry you lil pussy ass nigga and make sure while you are crying you remember your bitch ass will never see a picture of shit. shut the fuck up and get the fuck on
[img] Me:
I'm glad your boyfriend's dead.
[img] Her:
you know for you to go that far and say something about somebody is dead is to far. Im sure you know somebody who has died and that was way to far. it crazy how you can be so bold when you dont even have your real picture on your profile. I wont send you a picture of anything so just stop worrying about it and type somebody else.
[img] Me:
Will you send the pictures now? You must be all hot and bothered for my gangsta' bod now.
[Feb 15,2008 5:37pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""]
haha!
[Feb 15,2008 6:21pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Def keep reaposting these here.
[Feb 15,2008 6:22pm - dreadkill ""]
i love you, msd
[Feb 15,2008 6:25pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
hahahaah, alright I'll keep posting them. I made the html pages so they're condensed.. and also because when the threads get huge, nobody goes into them, but I know people prefer to read them right on the forum so I shall continue.
[Feb 15,2008 6:35pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
My assumed identity:
[img]
"HollaDaddy"
http://www.myspace.com/holladaddy69
Victim name:
LADy T@N@ L0V3S H3R BABii B0!
Profile:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...user.viewprofile&friendid=109212840
Photo:
[img]
[img] Message she sent me:
HEY..WATS GOODiE?? DAMN U R HELLA SEXii
[img] My response:
w0rd gurl.. i wanna get wit chu
[img] Her:
U DO??
[img] Me:
HELLZ YA, GURL. SENDS ME A PICTA OF UR DANGERZONE
holla
[img] Her:
WHERE U STAY AT??
[img] Me:
I's ova at da halfway house on mitchel street in compton
wear u at?
[img] Her:
iM iN RiALTO
WAT U MEAN U WANNA GET WiT ME?
[img] Me:
i wanna buss up in dem guts, gurl
[img] Her:
HAHAH DASS ALL?
[img] Me:
mos def gurl.. sendz me a pic of ya dangerzone.
[img] Her:
DAMN U JUS WANT A HiT iT N QUiT iT...
[img] Me:
jus do it, ya gumpass bitch.
[img] Her:
NAW..
[img] Me:
How come? I'm black goddamnit.
[img] Her:
iM STiLL A ViRGiN!!!!!
[img] Me:
So am I.
[img] Her:
NOO U NOT L0L
[img] Me:
why u say dat gurl?
[img] Her:
cuz u dont look like 1 and i'd know if u were 1 or not lolz its coo if u not papi
[img] Me:
You're going to make me cry.
[img] Her:
HH0W AM i GONNA DO DAT? LOLZ
[img] Me:
becuz u wont sit on mah dong
[img] Her:
WAT DOES DAT MEAN? LOLZ
[img] Me:
Fuck you.
[img] Her:
FUCK U 2!!!!
[img] Me:
NO FUCK U!!!!!!!!111111!!
[img] Her:
Y U WANNA FUCK ME??
[img] Me:
BCUZ UR THE HOTTEST GUY I'Z EVA SEEN!
[img] Her:
GUY???
[img] Me:
SEND ME NUDES
[img] Her:
DONT HAVE ANY..
[img] Me:
YOU'RE A COP
[img] Her:
Y U SAY DAT?? LOLZ
[img] Me:
FUCK U, I AINT FUCKIN WIT DA POPO
[img] Her:
iM NOT A FUCCiN COP!!! DAMN SHiT
[img] Me:
PROVE IT,, SENDZ ME NUDEz
[img] Her:
i DONT HAVE A FREAKiN CAMERA!!!
[img] Me:
fuckin popo
[img] Her:
FUCK U
[Feb 15,2008 6:40pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
My assumed identity:
[img]
"HollaDaddy"
http://www.myspace.com/holladaddy69
Victim name:
! DaH NiGgUh U CaN TaKe HoMe 2 Ya PaReNtS !
Profile:
http://www.myspace.com/cvkid
Photo:
[img]
Yes, this is the real Holladaddy.
[img] Message he sent me:
soo hooz this
[img] My response:
I'M YOU FROM THE FUTURE! I'VE COME BACK IN TIME TO WARN YOU OF THE DANGERS OF MYSPACE!
[img] Him:
watch yeaself mandi
Thug life, yall.
[Feb 15,2008 6:43pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
My assumed identity:
[img]
"HollaDaddy"
http://www.myspace.com/holladaddy69
Victim name:
Tiphanie
Profile:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...=user.viewprofile&friendid=15780253
Photo:
[img]
[img] Message she sent me:
woo hoo, my FREE $500 Target Gift Card came in the mail yesterday. time to go shopping!! It's another one of those sites that hook you up for taking a 40 second survey and entering your email address. I can't believe how easy it is to get free stuff nowadays. Well, I take that back ... you just gotta know where to look :D Anyways heres the site since I'm sooooo nice haha. Just click HERE! Easy as cake to complete lol. Lemme know if you got any questions :D retrogradist
[img] My response:
ya account has been compromised and you's sendin spam, ya fuckin trickazz bustah!
[img] Her:
okay but actin like its my fault!! nigga U aint gotta be rude about it
[img] Me:
it iz ya fault, ya trickazz cunt!
holla
[img] Her:
wateva u immature!!
[img] Me:
ya, have fun sendin out gift card spam, ya stupid bitch.
hollacaust
[img] Her:
ur a fuckin asshole!! stupid ass nicca if somebody hacked into my to page then its obvious that i aint doing it stupid ass trick ass nigga pleez find me on yo myspace and delete me!! U dumb FUCK
[img] Me:
Nobody hacked into shit. Your feeble mind fell for a phishing scheme. You entered your myspace credentials into a fraudulent site that recorded your password. I hope to Christ you never have children.
[img] Her:
haha shut da fuk up
[Feb 15,2008 6:47pm - kadooganonymous ""]
Me:
Let us make love, my darling swan princess
dude this shit is gold. may you live in internet history forever.
[Feb 15,2008 6:47pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
My assumed identity:
[img]
"HollaDaddy"
http://www.myspace.com/holladaddy69
Victim name:
-mAJ f. bABY[i l0VE THE SN0W.
Profile:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...=user.viewprofile&friendid=89760639
Photo:
[img]
[img] My message to her:
wassup gurlfriend, u wantz ta get freakay wit me?
[img] Her response:
Hell no!!!
[img] Me:
why not?
[img] Her:
Cuz I'm a good girl and I don't do that.
[img] Me:
u inta animal porn at all gurl?
[img] Her:
Hell naw!!! WTF??
[img] Me:
u's neva thout about gettin wit a horse or nuttin? dats fucked up!
[img] Her:
Fuck no!!! Why would I wanna fuck a horse? U nasty!!
[img] Me:
oh gurl, dont be's like dat. i know dat every gurl thinkz about it 1nce n a while naw meen?
If you'z not afrayd to admit it, i cans work da camera and get u wit a nice mr. ed type horse. i'd fuckin have ta bust one out right den an dere, doe.
[img] Her:
Well I don't think about doing it with animals. That's just too fuckin' nasty!!
[img] Me:
ya but youd be willin to give it a shot right? try it outz and see if you'z interested
[img] Her:
I'm not interested and I never will be. U don't even look like the type of dude who would be into that.
[img] Me:
2 tell u da truth, all guys who look like me r into this type of shit. u havn't been approached like dis befo?
[img] Her:
No indeed!!! This is a first for me. You are so cute, y u gotta fuck animals?
[Feb 15,2008 6:52pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
My assumed identity:
[img]
"HollaDaddy"
http://www.myspace.com/holladaddy69
Victim name:
B0MB MATERiAL
Profile:
http://www.myspace.com/cutiestweirdo
Photo:
[img]
[img] Message she sent me:
WATS GD WIT U ME NUTHAN MUCH JUS TRYNA MEET A NEW FWEND RITE BOUT NOW KUZ IM HELLA BORED
[img] My response:
NUTHIN MUCH GURL, U WANTS TA GET FREAKAY?
[img] Her:
SURE JP IM TRYNA FIND SUMTHAN 2DO 2MORROW KUZ I AINT TRYNA B N DA HOUSE U FEEL
[img] Me:
wurd. where u wanna meet up?
[img] Her:
where u stay
[img] Me:
I's ova at tha compton's men shelter. where u at?
[img] Her:
WHERE IS THAT AT I NEVER HEARD OF THAT? N IM ON ORIS ST N FTP HOOD
[img] Me:
itz right next to da soup kitchen, gurl
holla
A few days pass.
[img] Her:
AY WUT R YOU DOIIN THIIS SATURDAY IIM TRYNA KIICK IIT
[img] Me:
nuttin much gurl. i cans always makes time for u. we definitly guts to get 2getha n get freakay n shyt.
[img] Her:
AIITE WAT WE GO DO
[img] Me:
we shuld meet up and dem i can stick it in yo butt
[img] Her:
R U SERIOUS
[img] Me:
Yes.
[img] Her:
oh okay
[img] Me:
Wasn't ALF a great show?
[img] Her:
what is that?
[Feb 15,2008 6:53pm - kadooganonymous ""]
I can't even explain the joy this is bringing me right now. My ribs hurt n shyt 4 rlz roofbacon
[Feb 15,2008 6:59pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
hahahahaha I'm glad you like it Kadooger.
[Feb 15,2008 7:01pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
My assumed identity:
[img]
"GhettoFreshness"
http://www.myspace.com/GhettoFreshness
Victim name:
Dont sleep on it, Be on it
Profile:
http://www.myspace.com/gorjusgangsta1983
Photo:
[img]
[img] Message he sent me:
YO WHATS GOOD WITH YOU OVER THERE ON THE WEST!!
MAD LOV!!!
[img] Me:
NUTTIN MUCH GUMP. WHAT U INTO?
HOLLA
[img] Him:
the word gump is something ive never been, im into my music and harlem to va thing
and ova here that word is like starting something
[img] Me:
Whateva, u trickazz bustah.
[img] Him:
you sexy with a mouth on you, thats what up. well you listen here im 101. top of my shit. i like how you taLK but you dont have rank you a 4th street brother and im ubn,93g, mdv u dig. i fucks with you just wish you can put that shit away for a second to be on some real shit.
[img] Me:
"4th street brother and im ubn,93g, mdv u dig"
What's that? Some dungeons and dragons shit? You're a fucking geek.
[img] Him:
ok im sorry miss lady, its just that your throwing up a gang sign in your pic and its a forth street brother sign thats all thats what i was talking about. but im sorry. and no im no geek geeks dont ride fly like i do and they dont get dime as women. your still cute
[img] Me:
sall good. I'll still buy crack off you.
holla
[Feb 15,2008 7:04pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
My assumed identity:
[img]
"GhettoFreshness"
http://www.myspace.com/GhettoFreshness
Victim name:
Damo Cities Finest
Profile:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...user.viewprofile&friendid=174782602
Photo:
[img]
[img] Message he sent me:
yea lil sexy whats good, I see you "Dipset All Day", get up wit me
[img] Me:
wuts fresh b? u sexii as shyt. i wanna wet wit chu
holla
[img] Him:
yea sexy u say you wanna wet wit me, what that do
[img] Me:
It means I would like to fellate you at the movies.
[img] Him:
Thats it!!! we can most definetely get on dat u-dig
[img] Me:
I am glad we are in agreement then. I will continue speaking in ghetto slang from here out.
FO'REALREALZ!
HOLLA
[Feb 15,2008 7:06pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
My assumed identity:
[img]
"GhettoFreshness"
http://www.myspace.com/GhettoFreshness
Victim name:
4EN6
Profile:
http://www.myspace.com/4en6
Photo:
[img]
[img] Message he sent me:
wats up wit u, I'm Alika A.K.A. 4EN6 (forensics) I just looked through ya page and thought u would be a coo ass person to talk 2, so just hit me up and let me know what's good wit u,also I just have to let u know I think u are absolutely gorgeous, and u have a lot of sex appeal. I'm currently workin' on my solo mixtape now, and my song West Coa$t Anthem Stand Up will be playin on K-Day wit Hoolio G in a month or so(it's a certified banger) so just hit me up sweetie b-cuz I would love tha opportunity to get 2 know u better
[img] Me:
nicca, i wanna get wit chu
holla
[img] Him:
that's too bad because i think that ur very ugly, and i have a wonderful sexy , beautiful, girlfriend
[img] Me:
Oh I'm sorry. I saw that you wrote to me "I think u are absolutely gorgeous, and u have a lot of sex appeal." I guess that just means "I am a stupid piece of shit and dress like a rodeo clown".
Take care.
[img] Him:
that last message was sent by my girl mami don't trip I think ur beautiful, lol she was just hatin, but we can kicc it whenever u want to, do u smoke? I got that kush all day, so holla at ya boi
[img] Me:
Prove that it wasn't your girlfriend in the last message by sending me a video of you crushing her face in with a brick.
[Feb 15,2008 7:10pm - INFECT ""]
hahahahahahah this shit made my day
i like the thing about ferris wheel full of gay scuba divers
[Feb 15,2008 7:12pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
My assumed identity:
[img]
"HollaDaddy"
http://www.myspace.com/holladaddy69
Victim name:
REMEMBER WHEN U LET ME GO
Profile:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...user.viewprofile&friendid=305632436
Photo:
[img]
Another photo she had:
[img]
Photo's caption:
my baby cousin
[img] My message to her:
Damn gurl, i wanna trick soda hot cars n cabbage.
[img] Her response:
oh u wont my friend
[img] Me:
y u say dat gurl, u's fiiiine. imma jus try an add u 2 mah spaces
so wut b up wit chu, gurl?
holla-day inn
[img] Her:
nothing just chillin and ur self .where do u stay
[img] Me:
i's ova in compton, how bout u gurl?
[img] Her:
in upland
[img] Me:
I want to tounge kiss your baby cousin.
[img] Her:
what is wrong with u
[img] Me:
I have syphilis.
[Feb 15,2008 7:13pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
That's all I've got so far for completed stuff. I have about 10 conversations in the works though. (I have to keep a to do file to keep track of this shit). I'm guessing 1 or 2 will be ready for posting tomorrow.
[Feb 15,2008 7:15pm - RichHorror ""]
I have learned that all black whores live in Upton, and that 'where you stay?' is blackanese for 'Where do you live?'.
[Feb 15,2008 7:50pm - salt rainbow vaccuum ""]
Yo were u stay? woochu wansta git down wit sum 4 rlz gangztaz n shyt? Am I imprezzin da otha niggaz on da bord? werd lyfe
[Feb 15,2008 10:51pm - bradmann ""]
"Nobody hacked into shit. Your feeble mind fell for a phishing scheme. You entered your myspace credentials into a fraudulent site that recorded your password. I hope to Christ you never have children. "
fucking priceless mike! keep this shit coming...absolutely hilarious.
[Feb 15,2008 11:38pm - Dar ""]
this is pretty much my favorite thing on the internet and I'm so glad you brought it back MSD
the giggly joy of my latent racism being satisfied in such a goofy way is even more thrilling than scrolling through a random image thread and being confronted by an eviscerated corpse while rocking a chubby due to the underage bitches presented earlier
[Feb 15,2008 11:44pm - handinjury ""]
This shit it classic!
[Feb 15,2008 11:44pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
hahahaha that was the best thing I've ever heard.
[Feb 15,2008 11:51pm - Dar ""]
I'm sure everyone else feels the same way, I'm just the one who said it
Or maybe not... :shocked::shocked:
[Feb 16,2008 12:55am - sinofangels-ray ""]
mike this has to be the fuckin funniest shit i have EVER fuckin seen !!!! I'm fuckin cryin over here ....
[Feb 16,2008 1:03am - DaveFromTheGrave ""]
Dar said:I'm sure everyone else feels the same way, I'm just the one who said it
Or maybe not... :shocked::shocked:
yup, the first one.
[Feb 16,2008 4:08am - deadlikemurf ""]
i'm fucking crying i'm laughing so hard.
[Feb 16,2008 9:38am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
I'm glad you all received lulz!
[Feb 16,2008 9:38am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm posting a new one
[Feb 16,2008 9:58am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
My assumed identity:
[img]
"HollaDaddy"
http://www.myspace.com/holladaddy69
Victim name:
THE [OFFICIAL MYSPACE] OF SHAY GIGGLEZ
Profile:
http://www.myspace.com/shay2fyne
Photo:
[img]
[img] Message she sent me:
u r fine as hellllll!!!!!!
[img] My response:
thanks qt, u fine as hell yo own damn self.
[img] Her:
how u doin??
[img] Me:
im doin fine gurl. u up for snorkling?
[img] Her:
wtf are u talkin bout
[img] Me:
don't tell me u never done gone an done dat shyt. shyt is tiiiight yo. we should go sum time.
holla
[img] Her:
lmao are u kidding me.. thats supa random
[img] Me:
Nothing about me is random.
Chocolate alligator wrestling is the only way to fly kites with Burt Reynold's car.
[img] Her:
k
[img] Me:
Well played, governor. Well played.
[img] Her:
u ok?
[img] Me:
I'm a fat white guy in a death metal band. Let's make babies.
[img] Her:
k bye
[Feb 16,2008 12:12pm - DomesticTerror ""]
mike, you are the only person who makes snot fly outta my nose when i laugh. omg so glad this is back...
[Feb 16,2008 12:30pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
hahaha!
[Feb 16,2008 12:40pm - the_reverend ""]
brilliance. do people really talk like this?
[Feb 16,2008 12:42pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Posting another one now. This one has been in the works for a couple weeks. haha fuck, I hate sitting on these for so long.
[Feb 16,2008 1:19pm - Whoremastery ""]
"hollacaust"!!!! bahahahahahahahahahahahaha...this is great....
[Feb 16,2008 1:20pm - Whoremastery ""]
"im a fat white guy in a death metal band...lets make babies!!!" bahahahahaha
[Feb 16,2008 1:26pm - RichHorror ""]
I just read the latest one. It is Mike's greatest masterpiece to date.
[Feb 16,2008 1:26pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
My assumed identity:
[img]
"HollaDaddy"
http://www.myspace.com/holladaddy69
Victim name:
NAZLEA
Profile:
http://www.myspace.com/ladylealawrence27
Photo:
[img]
Another photo she had:
[img]
[img] Message she sent me:
HI SWEETIE HOW ARE YOU AND THANKS FOR ACCEPTING MY ADD AND U ARE CUTE
[img] My response:
imma smuzzle up inside yo fraggle rock
[img] Her:
I AM SMILING
[img] Me:
U got n e sexxi pics u coulid send me gurl? I'd loves 2 see you gettin freakay in front of da camera fo me
HOLLAday Inn
[img] Her:
I JJUST TOOK SOME NEW ONES THEY ARE ON MY PIC S
[img] Me:
I AM SCREAMING
A few days pass.
[img] Her:
HI SWEETIE WHY U LOOK SO SERIOUS IN YOUR PIC BABY WE CAPRICORNS U TO CUTE NOT TO SMILE JUST STOPPIN THRU TO SAY HI LATER
[img] Me:
I cannot wait to engage in coitus with you.
[img] Her:
OH REALLY HOW ARE YOU SWEETIE HOW IS LIFE TREATINNG YOU SEXY
[img] Me:
imma doin fyne u heard? how'z life treatin' u sexii? mah fist is ready to make luv 2 ya face
[img] Her:
WOW ITS LIKE THAT U MAKIN ME BLUSH
[img] Me:
dats hows i play it gurl. imma use brass knuckles too
[img] Her:
WOW I AM RUNNING FROM YOU
[img] Me:
Send me a roast turkey.
[img] Her:
HI SEXY HAPPY VALENTINES DAY I SENT U A COMMENT HOW WAS UR DAY
[img] Me:
day was aight until the baby mama brought mah chilluns ova. they was outta conttrol today. i had to teach 1 of dem a lesson and took da belt 2 him. then tha cops came.
[img] Her:
AWW I AM SORRY BABY WISH I WAS THERE TO MAKE U FEEL BETTER
[img] Me:
Send me a roast turkey.
[img] Her:
OK WHERE U WANT TO SEND IT
[img] Me:
imma cum all ova ya sexy sweatpants
[img] Her:
U FRESH BUT THATS ALL GOOD CAUSE TWO CAPRICORNS MAKE THE BEST SEX
[img] Me:
Two capricorns can also SEND ME SOME ROAST TURKEY
[img] Her:
OK BABY U WANT THIAS TURKEY TELL ME WHERE I AM SUPPOSSED TO SEND THIS TURKEY
[img] Me:
2 mah crib, mami. we should eat it 2getha. GOOD LORD I'M GETTING SO HARD. GEE WILLIKERS!
[img] Her:
OK SEXY I AM IN BROOKLYN NEW YORK HOW DO U THINK I AM GETTING TO UR SEXY ASS
[img] Me:
If you're going to keep swearing at me and calling me racist names I'm going to have to insist on reporting you to myspace.
[img] Her:
OK SORRY HOW DO YOU THINK I AM GETTING TO YOU
[img] Me:
I've never been offended like this before.
[img] Her:
HOW DID I OFFEND YOU
[img] Me:
WHERE IS MY FUCKING GANGSTA TURKEY!?
[img] Her:
I GUESS U HAVE TO COME TO NY
[img] Me:
u shuld come 2 compton and see me. book 2 tickets and get ova here so we can eat turkey.
She reads the message, but does not respond.
[img] Me:
so wen shuld i picks u up at da airport shawday?
[img] Her:
BABY U SERIOUS I AM A 28 YEAR OLD MOTHER AND U STILL WANT TO SEE ME DID U EVEN SEE MY PICS
[img] Me:
yeah, u and ur kids are hot!
[img] Her:
WAIT ARE U SAYING THAT JUST TO BE SAYING THAT OR U REALLY BEING SERIOUS
[img] Me:
I'm dead serious. How do you feel about me?
[img] Her:
BABY U HAVE AFRAID TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION CAUSE WHEN I WAS SAYING NICE THINGS ABOUT YOU U SAID I WAS OFFENDING U SO I AM KIND SCARED TO ANSWER THAT I DONT WANT TO OFFEND U
AND THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT
[img] Me:
You can be honest with me. I admire honesty.
[img] Her:
U DONT LOOK 6"1'
[img] Me:
I'm reporting you.
[Feb 16,2008 1:54pm - Murph nli ""]
"Prove that it wasn't your girlfriend in the last message by sending me a video of you crushing her face in with a brick."
This is the greatest thing I've ever read.
I laughed and cried so hard during that particular message that I'm almost sick.
[Feb 16,2008 2:14pm - DomesticTerror ""]
you said her kids are hot and she thanked you. my brain is laughing, but my soul weeps.
[Feb 16,2008 2:27pm - RichHorror ""]
'Two capricorns can also SEND ME SOME ROAST TURKEY'
Epic win.
[Feb 16,2008 4:21pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
RichHorror said:'Two capricorns can also SEND ME SOME ROAST TURKEY'
Epic win.
That was Mark Fucking Richards' line. It was perfect.
[Feb 16,2008 6:06pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""]
GEE WILLIKERS! nearly made me piss my pants.
[Feb 16,2008 7:16pm - dreadkill ""]
i love you so much, msd. alf was a great show.
[Feb 17,2008 1:28am - dreadkill ""]
talking about holla daddy subject matter destroys picture frames.
[Feb 17,2008 10:27am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
It 100% definitely does. I never saw the backlash from that either haha
[Feb 17,2008 10:39am - yummy ""]
Gee Willikers!
[Feb 17,2008 12:48pm - The Revealer ""]
[img] Me:
u shuld come 2 compton and see me. book 2 tickets and get ova here so we can eat turkey.
She reads the message, but does not respond.
Book 2 tickets? Haha..
[Feb 17,2008 2:14pm - ghostface killah kadoogan ""]
Her response:
BITCH?? OH HELL NAW WHO THE FUCC IS U NIGGA DON'T COME N MY BOX DISRESPECTIN ME LIKE THAT..N I D0NT KN0W U NIGGA HELL NAW
I gotta say, I'm a little saddened that you didn't make a "cum in my box" joke right here.
[Feb 17,2008 2:35pm - GoatCatalyst ""]
solid fucking gold.
i'd totally blow you via glory hole, MSD
(anonymity = no homo)
[Feb 17,2008 7:23pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
hahaha oooh la la
[Feb 17,2008 7:23pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
The%20Revealer said:[img] Me:
u shuld come 2 compton and see me. book 2 tickets and get ova here so we can eat turkey.
She reads the message, but does not respond.
Book 2 tickets? Haha..
hahahaha thank you! I was waiting for somebody to catch that. She certainly didn't...
[Feb 17,2008 7:29pm - NIGGER ""]
I SELL THAT BITCH FORE I TALK TO HER
KNUCKLES TALK LOUD NUFF
BLACK POWER!
[Feb 17,2008 7:43pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
i love how the more pissed off they get the better their grammar gets. strange.
[Feb 18,2008 12:40am - TheFilthyFrenchman ""]
i nearly just sharted i was laughing so hard. This is the most therapeutic thing i have ever read. thank you so much
[Feb 26,2008 12:50am - brian_dc ""]
I bookmarked the page. I love life so much right now.
[Feb 26,2008 1:22am - brian_dc ""]
and the masterpiece is the message sex that was going where you got the hot girl into pedophilia and the holocaust...holy shit
[Jul 10,2008 2:02pm - archaeon ""]
I was with some friends the other day and i showed them this from your myspace. They all shit on the spot.
[Jul 10,2008 2:06pm - brian_dc ""]
oh this is so good...the day we see another update will be a happy one
[Jul 10,2008 2:50pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Mike needs to quit his job so he can resurrect HollaDaddy yet again.
[Jul 10,2008 3:24pm - Yeti ""]
those are awesome, but i can't read too much of it because i feel like my brain is imploding. i can't believe people really type like that.
[Jul 10,2008 3:38pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""]
I haven't stopped laughing. I'm crying right now. I pretty much shit myself when he said "hollacaust".
HAHAHAHAH
[Jul 10,2008 4:01pm - xmikex ""]
I checked the PQwan account a while back, and found a bunch of replies to messages I forgot all about. Mostly along the lines of "WHAT THE HELL!! I TOLD YALL I DON KNO NO LEROY!!!"
[Jul 10,2008 4:11pm - BSV ""]
GENIUS!
[Jul 10,2008 4:27pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
haha this shit is so time consuming. I just looked at my holladaddy to do list. I usually had so many conversations going on that I had to keep track of who the people were and what we were talking about in a text file for easy reference. When conversations were finished format them correctly and upload them to the page.
[Jul 10,2008 4:30pm - archaeon ""]
Rasnozzle gus gus gus!
[Jul 10,2008 4:49pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Mike, if you got paid for the HollaDaddy project, you would be fucking rich.
[Jul 10,2008 5:41pm - pam ""]
Jon and I just read the whole thing. I cried.
The "I'm a fat white guy in a death metal band" almost threw me into labor.
[Jul 10,2008 5:53pm - sinistas ""]
We used "Rasnozzle Gus Gus Gus" as a working title for a track from our last EP
[Jul 10,2008 7:34pm - Hoser ""]
This is my favorite thread to date. Out of all of the years that I have been here, this by far my favorite.
[Jul 10,2008 8:30pm - pam ""]
Hoser said:This is my favorite thread to date. Out of all of the years that I have been here, this by far my favorite.
Gonna have to break my rules and agree with you. ;)
[Jul 10,2008 8:39pm - the ex accursed vokillist needs a new login nli ""]
Mike you are my favorite person ever.
[Jul 10,2008 9:51pm - powerkok ""]
Wow.
MSD FTW.
Amazing stuff.
[Jul 11,2008 8:31am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Thank you very much sirs. I will have to post an update next week if I have time. This week has been studio crunch time.
[Jul 11,2008 2:01pm - whereisholladaddy ""]
:(
[Jul 11,2008 5:50pm - pam ""]
Dude, I think popularity has crashed your site!
[Jul 11,2008 7:10pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
My ISP shit the bed at around 1:30 today. When it came back up I had a new IP address. I noticed this from work. I tried to find myself on irc (set to reconnect when the connection comes back) but didn't see shizzle. Back home now and all is well again.
[Jul 11,2008 7:12pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
I considered buying a domain and buying reliable web hosting a while back and putting in a better, customizable interface, small messageboard, search, etc. Each conversation could have a comment/discuss section. There would be moderators and other people could post shit. Of course pqwan would have to contribute.
But that all sounds like it's not worth the time and effort.
[Jul 11,2008 7:25pm - archaeon ""]
doooo itttt
[Jul 11,2008 9:01pm - monster_island ""]
"AWW I AM SORRY BABY WISH I WAS THERE TO MAKE U FEEL BETTER
Me:
Send me a roast turkey. "
man you need your own HBO series HAHAHAHAHAHAH
[Jul 11,2008 9:20pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
haha all I want is roast turkey.
[Jul 12,2008 8:57am - Hoser ""]
Hahahahahahahaha....the roast turkey one was my favorite.
I busted out laughing at work yesterday thinking about it.
[Jul 12,2008 9:02am - Hoser ""]
HER- "U FRESH BUT THATS ALL GOOD CAUSE TWO CAPRICORNS MAKE THE BEST SEX"
HIM- "Two capricorns can also SEND ME SOME ROAST TURKEY"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA one of the best exchanges in history.
[Jul 12,2008 9:22am - powerkok ""]
The 2 plane tickets line, and HOLLA-DAY INN fucking had me in tears 24 hours after reading it.
[Jul 12,2008 10:57am - theaccurseddrummer ""]
I've literally read this entire thread about a dozen times, it's out of hand.
I can't fucking stop laughing. SO many quotable lines from this shit.
MSD for supreme ruler of the internet!!!
[Jul 15,2008 8:11am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Alright, I've been talking with my buddy from NYC who's going to help me get the site together. We've been throwing around ideas. It will be blog format. That would fit the best I think for now. I'll research hosting when I get some time in the next couple of days.
Also, there will be some moderators/posters. xmikex, I'm looking towards you. If you're up for it, P-Qwan needs to be one of the active OG's. All the past stuff needs to go up, too... especially the rap battles.
[Jul 15,2008 8:52am - xmikex ""]
I just got off the phone with P Qwan. He said as long as I hide a bloody screwdriver for him he's good for whatever. He also said that if a girl named Aquanita comes looking for him.... we ain't seen him.
[Jul 15,2008 10:14am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
I'll go to home depot now and I'll hit up a playground on the way home.
Bloody screwdriver covered.
[Jul 15,2008 1:42pm - xmikex ""]
I need to make a couple new ones if I'm gonna submit them to this blog. I feel like a lot of the old P Qwans could have been better, but I tried too hard.
The battle with the "Ur A Cop" kid stays though.
[Jul 15,2008 2:35pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
haha
That kid was human garbage.
[Oct 2,2008 12:58am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
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[Oct 2,2008 1:01am - DaveFromTheGrave ""]
I think my brain just exploded
[Oct 2,2008 8:05am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
It's how I live my life, man.
[Oct 2,2008 8:09am - pam ""]
HAH!
[Oct 2,2008 8:49am - xmikex ""]
madhatter
[Oct 3,2008 9:55pm - dreadkill ""]
lulz @ madhatter
[Oct 6,2008 12:20pm - dontlivefastjustdie ""]
this is the funniest shit i think i have ever read
[Nov 11,2008 9:51am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Been doin this shit again for a few days. This is bound to get awesome...
This is what some random dude sent me to the ghetto bitch's myspace:
Him: What's good with you, Can I take a minutes away from your time to get to know you? What is your name? My name is David. Do you think I can talk to you on a personal level to get to know you more? I am twenty years old and is form L.A. I am looking for someone I can be in a long term relationship with so if you are interested get back at me....and i like ur simle and ur lips and ur eyes and yous myspace page do you go with some 1 if not are you look in and do you have aim and if u do my aim is TheHipHopKing1
and i am sweet and nice i like to write songs raps and pomes and i keep it real all the time and i dont cheat i just want to be with some 1 i can be happy with so if u look n for the same get back
Me: I think we need to have sex immediately.
Him: what
Me: Grab yo lump, and stick in mah rump, chump.
[Nov 11,2008 9:55am - goatcatalyst ""]
Pomes.
U shud ax him 2 rite u sum.
[Nov 11,2008 9:56am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
haha I definitely will. I love pomes.
[Nov 11,2008 9:58am - pam ""]
lol
[Nov 11,2008 10:01am - dftg ""]
grab yo lump and stick in my rump chump...HAHAHAHHAA
[Nov 11,2008 10:12am - xmikex ""]
bennyhillifier
[Nov 11,2008 10:18am - archaeon ""]
oh LAWDY
[Nov 11,2008 11:12am - Murph ""]
[img] Me:
Prove that it wasn't your girlfriend in the last message by sending me a video of you crushing her face in with a brick.>>
Best thing I've ever read on the internet.
I bow to this, salute, burn effigies in its name, whatever.
[Nov 17,2008 11:13am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
haha I have so many new conversations going. Should have a big update soon.
[Nov 17,2008 11:14am - brian_dc ""]
words could not be sufficient enough to proclaim how excited I am for this.
[Nov 17,2008 11:14am - brian_dc ""]
so I think I'll fart
[Nov 17,2008 11:27am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
haha. Glad there is anticipation. I don't think I would have bothered starting this again if people didn't give a shit. Updates soon!
[Nov 17,2008 11:31am - scmfck ""]
holy shit, i'm so glad i think i just got wet.
[Nov 17,2008 11:57am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
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[Nov 17,2008 4:01pm - Conservationist ""]
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