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Porn Name

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[Aug 16,2004 1:27am - ArrowHead ""]
http://www.jasonschock.com/gangsta/porn_name.php

I've seen these a million times, but the names in this one are hilarious. I was just dubbed "Slappy Darkholer".
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[Aug 16,2004 3:11am - powerkok ""]
Man, thats the worst one ever, once the crap page loads, it gives chicks names for guys, gay gay gay....stop posting junk asshole!
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[Aug 16,2004 5:40am - ArrowHead ""]
odd, I used four different instances for myself, as well as a couple my friend did. Never did we get a "chick" name.
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[Aug 16,2004 9:01am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Sandy Hymen
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[Aug 16,2004 9:04am - the_reverend ""]
Barbie Fuegobutt
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[Aug 16,2004 9:08am - succubus ""]
Oral Nut
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[Aug 16,2004 9:08am - succubus ""]
heh
now i got:
Sassy ASStronaut
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[Aug 16,2004 9:09am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Oral Nut!! haha
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[Aug 16,2004 9:23am - christraper ""]
Kitty Tang
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[Aug 16,2004 10:18am - cdan ""]
damn you emo fag, i got chick names too.
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[Aug 16,2004 10:19am - succubus ""]
i can't decide which of my nicknames i prefer
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[Aug 16,2004 10:21am - vivi ""]
Madam Rammer

does this make me a chick with a dick?
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[Aug 16,2004 10:26am - Abbath ""]
for now on i will be called: Nurse Spankalicious!!!!!
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[Aug 16,2004 10:35am - niccolai ""]
I got Kitty Pickle...
I've been called worse I suppose.
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[Sep 9,2007 10:28am - Ressurection_Zombie ""]
ttthhreeaaaadds arrggghhhh
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[Sep 9,2007 10:37am - goatcatalyst ""]
i've got a couple pretty good ones, myself - and not from that site

by the logic of that old wives' tale where you take the name of your first pet as your first name and the name of the street you grew up on as your surname, i would be "smokey westfield". i quite like that.

furthermore, when i was a pervy teen (we're talkin' junior and senior years of high school) and i indulged myself in the glorious pastime of going wherever (usually dirty-movie-brokers) to meet porn stars, get autographs and polaroids with them - i found myself propositioned by christy lake and jasmine st. claire to bang them on camera, as i guess they were fond of "treating" fans on occasion. for fear of spoiling my prick prior to the delights of college, i declined. but i did take the compliment. and came up with what i believed to be a very strong porn name for myself: The Reverend (sorry, Aaron) Sharpie Valvedeere. i think that a man with such a name would be something of a protege of a gentleman like Skeeter Kerkove.
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[Sep 9,2007 11:26am - metalguy ""]
Nikki Asstronut
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[Sep 9,2007 11:41am - sxealex ""]
powerkok said:Man, thats the worst one ever, once the crap page loads, it gives chicks names for guys, gay gay gay....stop posting junk asshole!


yea same here no matter what i type i get a chick name
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[Sep 9,2007 12:14pm - TheFilthyFrenchman ""]
Tawny Fuzzynuts
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[Sep 9,2007 12:20pm - TheFilthyFrenchman ""]
and my gangsta name is White Mofo Rhino Banga.

Im definitely using this to name all of my offspring
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[Sep 9,2007 4:04pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Heh heh...Slappy Tittles.

My gansta name is Mankdick Brachisoar. Probably the best name in the history of the universe.
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[Sep 9,2007 4:43pm - Arist ""]
Jenna Nastee
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[Sep 9,2007 5:43pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
Pet name street name dubs me:

Godzilla Dunstable
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[Sep 9,2007 8:54pm - OCR ""]
Peter North
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[Sep 9,2007 10:13pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
Tara Hump
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[Sep 9,2007 11:53pm - sacreligion ""]
jizzy keilbasa...yyyyes!
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[Sep 10,2007 12:10am - ConquerTheBaphomet ""]
Slappy Slamm
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[Sep 10,2007 3:36pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
BobNOMAAMRooney said:Pet name street name dubs me:

Godzilla Dunstable



I got Sloth Daddy for a pet name.


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