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John Dwyer for President

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[Aug 5,2004 4:15pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
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He will send tax relief to the communities surrounding all metal fests in the country, so they can spend more money on his distro to help stimulate the economy.

He will wage war on Sweden for sending us so many horrible 'thrash' bands over the past 2 years. He will then give all the free people of sweden Sin of Angels demo cds.

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[Aug 5,2004 4:19pm - Christraper ""]
he's got my vote
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[Aug 5,2004 4:21pm - Dissector ""]
Same here. Soilwork isn't thrash so let's take Sweden to war!
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[Aug 5,2004 4:26pm - the_reverend ""]
yeah right... a vote for for him would be throwing away my vote!
why don't I just fill it out and toss it over niagra falls?
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[Aug 5,2004 4:28pm - succubus ""]
zing
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[Aug 5,2004 4:33pm - deathcow ""]
As long as I get to be prime minister of sheetcake.
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[Aug 5,2004 4:36pm - succubus ""]
PM
heh
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[Aug 5,2004 4:41pm - honor4death ""]
John is a moron This site says it all
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[Aug 5,2004 5:20pm - Robteratism  ""]
john is the man! he's got my vote.
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[Aug 5,2004 5:35pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Wow!

That's a gay shirt.
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[Aug 5,2004 10:31pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
honor4death said:John is a moron This site says it all


Thats our future president you are talking about.
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[Aug 5,2004 11:43pm - dread_104 ""]
i'll only vote for him if he selects Perp as his VP
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[Aug 6,2004 12:25am - Josh_hates_you ""]
honor4death said:John is a moron This site says it all


the thing i dont get is that everyone says he fell over it but from Morons.org it says he was rescued before going over.

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[Aug 6,2004 9:29am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
By Perp, do you mean the guy from Obriens?
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[Aug 6,2004 9:32am - succubus ""]
o m g

LMAO

is that site for real?

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[Aug 6,2004 9:33am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Mike of Existence could tell you dozens of stories of things I've done that should probably end up on that site. I forget when it was, sometime last year I think, I downed a ton of caffeine pills with a rock star drink. It was fucking weird.
Anyways, ask him in person because I don't think the stories should be posted here.
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[Aug 8,2004 7:18pm - dread_104 ""]
was that the same night you killed that homeless guy?
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[Aug 8,2004 8:27pm - dyingmuse ""]
thats awesome. you got my vote
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[Aug 9,2004 7:33am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Imagine a Death Metal "Hail To The Cheif"!


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