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Farting at work

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[May 12,2017 4:34pm - Lord Bat  ""]
Anyone else rip em in the cubicle and hope no one comes in?
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[May 12,2017 4:42pm - No but  ""]
I had this coworker who got fired about 6 months ago. This guy would walk right through the room, rip ass, and say "excuse me" like it was a simple cough or sneeze. Constantly. Didn't appear to be embarrassed or sorry in the slightest. He also would heat up curried/garlic-rich foods in a working area with no ventilation. He was the worst.
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[May 12,2017 5:00pm - Hoser ""]

No%20but said:I had this coworker who got fired about 6 months ago. This guy would walk right through the room, rip ass, and say "excuse me" like it was a simple cough or sneeze. Constantly. Didn't appear to be embarrassed or sorry in the slightest. He also would heat up curried/garlic-rich foods in a working area with no ventilation. He was the worst.


What's wrong with curried and/or garlic rich foods? What are you, a fuckin' commie?
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[May 12,2017 5:42pm - No but  ""]

Hoser said:
No%20but said:I had this coworker who got fired about 6 months ago. This guy would walk right through the room, rip ass, and say "excuse me" like it was a simple cough or sneeze. Constantly. Didn't appear to be embarrassed or sorry in the slightest. He also would heat up curried/garlic-rich foods in a working area with no ventilation. He was the worst.


What's wrong with curried and/or garlic rich foods? What are you, a fuckin' commie?



Dude. Unventilated room with no windows or HVAC system. It's nothing against the food itself. This shit in an unventilated room is like someone microwaving fish in the break room.
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[May 14,2017 10:39am - the_reverend ""]
I was just talking about this!!! When you fart in your chair and if slowly leaks out of the cushion.
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[May 14,2017 11:34am - Hoser ""]

the_reverend said:I was just talking about this!!! When you fart in your chair and if slowly leaks out of the cushion.


Happens to me allll the time. Fluffs out of the cushion for constant enjoyment.
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[May 14,2017 1:00pm - Deporterrrrr  ""]

No%20but said:I had this coworker who got fired about 6 months ago. This guy would walk right through the room, rip ass, and say "excuse me" like it was a simple cough or sneeze. Constantly. Didn't appear to be embarrassed or sorry in the slightest. He also would heat up curried/garlic-rich foods in a working area with no ventilation. He was the worst.


Sounds like a filthy H1-B foreigner. Deport.
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[May 15,2017 3:44pm - the_reverend ""]
ugh... just laid farts in my cube...
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[Jun 7,2017 9:47am - Lord Bat  ""]
had to stop doing it, new coworker is one of these people that comes flying in unannounced.
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[Jun 7,2017 10:38am - the_reverend ""]
just did this again. man...
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[Jun 7,2017 2:04pm - IAMNOTKRUSTY ""]
I did that the other day, and right when I got a good whiff out of the chair, one of the managers walked in the cube over my shoulder. She preceded to make a stupid face and recoiled away a couple of feet. The conversation was brief. I felt amused and slightly ashamed.


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