Anyone read James Patterson books?[views:3766][posts:12]___________________________________ [Mar 31,2017 2:43pm - susurrate ""] I haven't, but I have been seeing his awful low-budget commercials for years where he serves as his own pitchman. Wondering if they're any good. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 31,2017 2:58pm - Harlan Kane ""] [ open on images of various book covers ] Announcer: From best selling novelist Harlan Kane, author of "The Medici Codex", "The Perseus Enigma", and "The Genghis Rubicon"... comes an all-new thriller that you won't be able to put down: [ dissolve to new book cover ] Announcer: "The Abacus Conundrum". [ dissolve to Harlan Kane proudly holding up his new book ] Harlan Kane: I wrote another book. Buckle up! [ dissolve to more book covers ] Announcer: He had you on the edge of your seat, with "The Harlequin Protocol", "The Ichabod Formula", and "The Pinochet Sudoku". [ dissolve to new book cover ] Announcer: He'll blow you over the edge... with "The Abacus Conundrum". [ dissolve to close-up of Harlan Kane ] Harlan Kane: Did you buckle up yet? [ dissolve to more book covers ] Announcer: "The Nostradamus Mechanism", "The Godiva Gyroscope", "The Pokemon Directive". [ dissolve to close-up of Harlan Kane smirking ] Announcer: And now, Harlan Kane has crafted his most brilliant adventure yet! [ cut to Harlan Kane jumping from the excitement of reading his own book ] Harlan Kane: Whoa-oa! [ laughing ] Didn't see that coming! [ he holds his composure and smirks ] [ dissolve to more book covers ] Announcer: The acclaimed visionary behind "The Vespucci Containment", "The Grimmelman Mosaic", and "The Marmaduke Betrayal". [ dissolve to new book cover ] Announcer: And now... "The Abacus Conundrum". [ cut to Harlan Kane still reading his own book ] Harlan Kane: A lot of good words in this book. [ dissolve to more book covers ] Announcer: AND... in January 2011... get ready for: "The Picasso Imbroglio", "The Brenda Effect", "The Fuddruckers Ultimatum", AND "Mac for Dummies". [ dissolve to close-up of Harlan Kane smirking and moving his head around ] Announcer: ALL from visionary author Harlan Kane! [ dissolve to new book cover ] Announcer: "The Abacus Conundrum". [ dissolve to Harlan Kane shrugging his shoulders ] Harlan Kane: I don't know. People keep reading them! [ dissolve to new book cover, with "$8.99 at Rite-Aid" tag ] Announcer: Available EVERYWHERE! [ fade ] |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 31,2017 3:16pm - Lord Bat Meat ""] no, but only because i am illiterate. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 18,2017 4:06pm - BobGumler ""] Strangely enough I was just given 4 that he cowrote. Will let you know. - Book Clubler |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Apr 19,2017 12:43pm - RTTP Department of Libary Buhks ""] "Zoo" was really good. Graphic violence with animals killing people throughout. Havent read anything else. Went back to Michael Crichton. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 19,2017 11:55pm - BobGumler ""] oh shit, Zoo is one of the ones I got. I'M GOIN' IN. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 20,2017 8:34am - the_reverend ""] I have never heard of this guy. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 20,2017 6:06pm - BobGumler ""] He's that guy with the book covers that look like every other mass-market paperback on the shelf at a drug store. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 20,2017 6:11pm - susurrate ""] Hilariously bad promotionals. bennyhillifier |
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| ___________________________________ [Apr 27,2017 9:46pm - BobGumler ""] Zoo is decent so far, definitely plenty of lion attacks. "world's number one selling author" writing as a broke metalhead seems... off. But the phrase "maniacal lions" has made it worth it so far. and it was cowritten so I wonder how much the other guy had to do with it. But if this is supposed to be one of his best books, I should be fuckin sucked in by now, dammit. |
| __________________________________ [May 1,2017 3:19pm - BobGumler ""] its worth reading. I give it a B for BOB GUMLER SAYS ITS WORTH READING. |
| _______________________________________ [May 1,2017 8:23pm - DEPT OF DEPTS ""] That's the guy from twilight? Ya i love all his book. |