The OFFICIAL worst band from MA[views:26126][posts:97]___________________________________ [Aug 27,2014 5:44pm - GayBands ""] bennyhillifier legitimately thought this was a joke. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 27,2014 5:46pm - GayBands ""] please kill me. bennyhillifier |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 27,2014 8:07pm - CJ Peeper ""] fags |
| ________________________________________________ [Aug 28,2014 11:53am - Kyle was a douchebag ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 28,2014 2:53pm - Walter White ""] Have you even tried Heliofight. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 28,2014 7:36pm - ScarecrowHill ""] So were off the hook? |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 28,2014 7:51pm - eastcide ""] seriously, noone was worse than eastcide, although scarecrow hill was definitely a close second |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 28,2014 7:56pm - oh wait nevermind ""] just saw that scarecrow hill does an eminem cover, so they win |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 28,2014 8:27pm - King Thùnderstøòl ""] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEAX IS THE SHITTIEST BAND OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANY BAND WITH SPANDEX WEARING MEMBERS SHOULD DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| __________________________________ [Aug 28,2014 9:17pm - TimRiley ""] Carmine isn't even in Seax anymore, ya fuckin looney tune. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 28,2014 10:07pm - HookedonMetal ""] Nice to know I'm on somebody's mind. As far as the spandex crack is concerned, I'd love to see how King Thunderstool would react if he suddenly appeared at a traditional metal show in Germany. I've seen metalheads over there with all kinds of spandex. Animal prints, black and white stripes, lightning bolts... you name it they have it. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 28,2014 10:15pm - TimRiley ""] he's too busy being a felon-in-making hiding in people's sheds. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 29,2014 7:47am - HookedonMetal ""] And being the "greatest troll of all time." |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 29,2014 9:55am - Blake Judd Nelson ""] HookedonMetal said:Nice to know I'm on somebody's mind. As far as the spandex crack is concerned, I'd love to see how King Thunderstool would react if he suddenly appeared at a traditional metal show in Germany. I've seen metalheads over there with all kinds of spandex. Animal prints, black and white stripes, lightning bolts... you name it they have it. RTTP DARES THEN: Come to Chinatown RTTP DARES NOW: Wear spandex to a German traditional metal show All Newfags are shit |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 29,2014 12:12pm - Samantha ""] TimRiley said:he's too busy being a felon-in-making hiding in people's sheds. The person to whom you are referring is already a convicted felon since 2002. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 29,2014 12:28pm - HookedonMetal ""] Blake%20Judd%20Nelson said: HookedonMetal said:Nice to know I'm on somebody's mind. As far as the spandex crack is concerned, I'd love to see how King Thunderstool would react if he suddenly appeared at a traditional metal show in Germany. I've seen metalheads over there with all kinds of spandex. Animal prints, black and white stripes, lightning bolts... you name it they have it. RTTP DARES THEN: Come to Chinatown RTTP DARES NOW: Wear spandex to a German traditional metal show All Newfags are shit That dare only applies to Wily since he's butthurt about my wardrobe. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 29,2014 12:36pm - Samantha ""] I've hesitated to post anything about this for obvious reasons, but I think it's really interesting that the King Thunderstool posts started up again right after they set a date for his criminal trial to begin. Either the guy has no common sense, or some copycat troll who wouldn't be privy to that information has impeccable timing. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 29,2014 12:49pm - Xatatax ""] Xatatax |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 29,2014 12:57pm - NH Brufaggotry ""] Duncan blows his dad's cock every night for $18! Fork it over you little faggot!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 29,2014 1:23pm - CJ Peeper ""] I AM THE GREATEST TRO- shit logged in on the wrong troll account. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 29,2014 1:26pm - troll identified ""] CJ%20Peeper said:I AM THE GREATEST TRO- shit logged in on the wrong troll account. Janssen |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Aug 29,2014 1:30pm - troll has always been identified ""] all trolls are janssen mcfagget |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 29,2014 1:54pm - Janssen McCormick ""] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAMANTHA IS A BIG FAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| __________________________________ [Aug 29,2014 2:10pm - Samantha ""] Janssen%20McCormick said:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAMANTHA IS A BIG FAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [img] Oh, do go on... Please. :wiggam: :wiggam: :wiggam: |
| __________________________________ [Aug 29,2014 2:18pm - Samantha ""] Let's see... Here is another one from last night. I'm just going to keep documenting these like I've been doing for the last 2 1/2 years. [img] But let's all pay attention to this obviously psychotic person who thinks it's funny to threaten to kill me and rape my corpse, just like he has been doing for a couple of years. He obviously wants attention. Let's give him attention. Hi. Everyone is paying attention to you. Everyone thinks you're crazy. Are you happy now? |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 29,2014 2:34pm - CJ Peeper ""] so psyched. call me. I made hummus. |
| _______________________________________________________ [Aug 29,2014 7:13pm - WORST BAND OF ALL TIME!!!!!! ""] ZIRCON |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 29,2014 7:56pm - FOR ONCE ""] I agree. zircon was complete shit and for true faggets. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 30,2014 12:01am - HookedonMetal ""] Megatron ain't here to back you up this time, Wily. |
| __________________________________________________________________________ [Aug 30,2014 1:07am - Butch Spandexio, White Knight Of Worcestershire ""] That's showin' Scott who's boss, Big C! |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 30,2014 8:23am - HookedonMetal ""] ^^^ Best troll I've spawned since the early Thunderstool posts. I used to get pissed at those, but in retrospect those were pretty hilarious. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 30,2014 2:20pm - Megatron ""] HookedonMetal said:Megatron ain't here to back you up this time, Wily. I'm here to kill Duncan and grab the $18!! |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 30,2014 2:47pm - samefag all day ""] i thought rimtiley had the $18 now? |
| ______________________________ [Aug 30,2014 4:48pm - $18 ""] Duncan and Tim Riley are using me to play monkey in the middle. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 4,2014 1:47pm - Nope ""] bennyhillifier |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 4,2014 2:02pm - please... ""] Nope said: bennyhillifier ...tell me this is a real band. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 4,2014 2:09pm - Nope ""] If by "real" you mean they exist, yes. if by "band" you mean a collection of "musicians" that make "music", no. My favorite part is the live shots in front of the obviously vacant drum set. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 4,2014 2:10pm - TimRiley ""] holy shit. i'm going to research this immediately. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 4,2014 2:11pm - TimRiley ""] wow. this is a real, legitimate, no joke-band. http://www.serenadeiidarkness.com/ |
| __________________________________________________________ [Sep 4,2014 2:11pm - first actual LOL on rttp in ages ""] "A metal experience mixing tortured, poetic lyrics, haunting vocal tones and doomy, thundering sound to bring attention to the horrors of child abuse. " |
| _________________________________ [Sep 4,2014 2:17pm - TimRiley ""] please enjoy the fine merchandise available. http://www.serenadeiidarkness.com/store/ |
| _______________________________________________ [Sep 4,2014 2:19pm - Advocate for Bullying ""] Prime example: this band. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 4,2014 2:21pm - fact sayer ""] serenade II darkness is the teen version of inverticrux |
| ________________________________________________ [Sep 4,2014 2:22pm - Advocate for Education ""] If this video has taught me one thing, it is that a homeschooled child will prefer to use a gate as opposed to the wide open space next to it. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 4,2014 2:32pm - CJ Peeper ""] fags |
| _______________________________ [Sep 4,2014 3:26pm - Pizza ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Sep 4,2014 3:27pm - digiorno ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 4,2014 6:16pm - DonBerwick_MD ""] Sexcrement is the worst band. Those vocals are the WORST. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 4,2014 6:19pm - TRUTH ""] lich king...still more popular than any of your bands will ever be. for better or worse. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 4,2014 6:48pm - Pires ""] Advocate%20for%20Education said:If this video has taught me one thing, it is that a homeschooled child will prefer to use a gate as opposed to the wide open space next to it. Ha!!! I thought the same thing |
| _________________________________ [Sep 4,2014 8:00pm - TimRiley ""] i'm going to go out on a limb here and say that in their own special way, Serenade II Darkness could be the gothic teens answer to Tommy Dice and The Hardcores. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 4,2014 9:40pm - CJ Peeper ""] fags |
| _________________________________ [Sep 5,2014 9:40am - robotpie ""] Serenade II Darkness....holy shit. They just go above and beyond the call on so many levels...the face paint, the super awkward programmed drum beats, the live clips, those shirts for sale. 10/10, A+, five star package here. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 5,2014 9:45am - robotpie ""] exceeding all expectations [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 5,2014 9:58am - it can't be ""] This band is too perfect for ridicule. It can't be a real thing. Their Facebook wall alone... |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 5,2014 10:19am - eyeroller ""] TRUTH said:lich king...still more popular than any of your bands will ever be. for better or worse. yes because popularity and quality so often coincide |
| ______________________________ [Sep 5,2014 10:21am - uhm ""] robotpie said:, those shirts for sale. did you not see Divion's Handmade Chainmaille Jeweled Pendants? |
| _________________________________ [Sep 5,2014 10:24am - oh wow ""] just actually listened to first video posted, holyyyyyyyyy shit. we need some kind of laws instated to regulate shit like this from being produced, like how you aren't allowed to call pizza with chicken on it pizza in italy |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 5,2014 10:27am - but wait there's more ""] bennyhillifier Dude. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 5,2014 10:30am - CJ Peeper ""] fags |
| ________________________________________________ [Sep 5,2014 11:07am - but wait there‘s more ""] https://www.blogger.com/profile/14545465029690120092 |
| ______________________________ [Sep 5,2014 11:46am - Yeti ""] that might be my new favorite band. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 5,2014 12:17pm - robotpie ""] but%20wait%20there‘s%20more said: bennyhillifier Dude. ....I....I just...the crooning vocals.....that practice amp...and the crowd cheers.... |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 5,2014 12:31pm - HookedonMetal ""] Not really digging that band. But I would like to know where the vocalist bought those pants. |
| __________________________________________________ [Sep 5,2014 12:33pm - I BLAME OBSIDIAN TONGUE ""] I BLAME BRANDEN BECAUSE HE CANT SING EITHER |
| _______________________________________________ [Sep 5,2014 1:44pm - the Mayans were right ""] http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00B60SK3M/r...e/192-7797946-5727604?redirect=true This "album" was released on December 21, 2012. And you can own it for just the arbitrary amount of $8.91. Clicking through the track previews is a fantastic time. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 5,2014 2:02pm - oh wow ""] robotpie said: but%20wait%20there‘s%20more said: bennyhillifier Dude. ....I....I just...the crooning vocals.....that practice amp...and the crowd cheers.... my favorite part is when the guitar player almost fall over from his one single head bang at the end (3 minutes or so) not to mention a guitar player and a vocalist is a band now? |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 5,2014 2:04pm - the truth ""] Samantha said:me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me jesus christ shut the hell up about yourself already. just because one person occasionally trolls you doesn't mean the thread has to all of a sudden be about you. noone gives a fuck samantha. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 5,2014 2:19pm - Samantha ""] the%20truth said: Samantha said:me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me jesus christ shut the hell up about yourself already. just because one person occasionally trolls you doesn't mean the thread has to all of a sudden be about you. noone gives a fuck samantha. Some psycho spends over 2 years constantly threatening me on this site; I call them out on it once, and some anonymous weirdo comes in a week later to tell me that I'm an attention whore. Oooookayyy... Gosh, I'm such an attention whore for standing up for myself once after a couple of years of some nutcase threatening to rape me every other day. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 5,2014 2:28pm - the_reverend ""] Serenade II Darkness... mostly cause their mom bothers people for promotion. |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 5,2014 2:41pm - ATTN New Hampshire ""] The fuck are you doing to your kids up there? |
| _________________________________ [Sep 5,2014 2:45pm - Samantha ""] oh%20wow said: robotpie said: but%20wait%20there‘s%20more said: bennyhillifier Dude. ....I....I just...the crooning vocals.....that practice amp...and the crowd cheers.... my favorite part is when the guitar player almost fall over from his one single head bang at the end (3 minutes or so) not to mention a guitar player and a vocalist is a band now? Is it just me, or does it seem like the entire audience consists of encouraging parents? |
| _____________________________ [Sep 5,2014 3:14pm - Yeti ""] the_reverend said:Serenade II Darkness... mostly cause their mom bothers people for promotion. I would worry if I was in your position, this is could be in your future... |
| _________________________________ [Sep 5,2014 4:49pm - robotpie ""] Samantha said: oh%20wow said: robotpie said: but%20wait%20there‘s%20more said: bennyhillifier Dude. ....I....I just...the crooning vocals.....that practice amp...and the crowd cheers.... my favorite part is when the guitar player almost fall over from his one single head bang at the end (3 minutes or so) not to mention a guitar player and a vocalist is a band now? Is it just me, or does it seem like the entire audience consists of encouraging parents? Yeah, the whole thing is delightfully, unbearably awful, especially at the end when the Dads are chanting "ONE MOAR SONG!?" while the two of them just kind of awkwardly stand there, you know feeding off the crowd's energy Fuck. |
| _____________________________ [Sep 5,2014 5:14pm - Yeti ""] amazing. so fucking amazing. I can't stop listening to this. there is far too little available. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 5,2014 8:17pm - well... ""] You can always own the drumless CD for the low low price of $8.91. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 6,2014 8:51am - CJ Peeper ""] fags |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 6,2014 9:17am - largefreakatzero ""] Vidar Bloodfang and Divion. Excellent find. |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 6,2014 10:01am - Duncan owes me $18 ""] Duncan owes me $18 |
| _________________________________________________________ [Sep 6,2014 10:46am - best band in the history of MA ""] bennyhillifier |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 6,2014 1:39pm - robing-ay ""] wolvhammer dropped. serenade will be replacing them. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 7,2014 3:48pm - TimRiley ""] bump because i'm not over this yet. |
| _________________________________________________________ [Sep 8,2014 7:16am - Dick Hardly, Internet Detective ""] TRUTH said:lich king...still more popular than any of your bands will ever be. for better or worse. Google alerts-ing your own band is a hell of a drug. |
| _________________________________________________________________________________ [Sep 8,2014 7:30am - Petition to book Serenade II Darkness at Metal Thursday ""] sign below |
| _________________________________ [Sep 8,2014 8:16am - TimRiley ""] i'd sign the shit out of that. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 8,2014 10:44am - goatcatalyst ""] I'd like to buy a round of drinks for the uncles who molested them. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 8,2014 11:39am - TimRiley ""] i just got turned onto this video as well. bennyhillifier |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 8,2014 12:18pm - goatcatalyst ""] I'll bet you got turned on to that video. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 8,2014 12:22pm - TimRiley ""] i was feeling it. also- [img] |
| _______________________________ [Sep 8,2014 2:35pm - truth ""] That guitar player sucks. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Sep 8,2014 3:07pm - grilled_dickcheese_sandwich ""] My ex girlfriend had hair like that singer. I broke up with her because this video. |
| _______________________________________________________ [Sep 8,2014 4:45pm - grilled vaginacheese sandwich ""] You fucking asshole. You don't think about anyone but yourself! |
| __________________________________ [Sep 8,2014 7:39pm - PaulBlah ""] Vidar Bloodfang has been playing electric guitar and working on various band projects since 2009, age 12, having professional rock and metal guitar training. His thunderous shredding and genius riffs explode the roof off of every venue. wow rev you should bring back live bands on the show..get these kids to play. |
| ______________________________________________________ [Sep 9,2014 7:34am - DYA is DUAL BISMUTH YAW GATE ""] Complete FTW |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 9,2014 10:08am - shutup samantha ""] grilled_dickcheese_sandwich said:My ex girlfriend had hair like that singer. I broke up with her because this video. shutup samantha |
| __________________________________________________________________ [Sep 9,2014 1:10pm - Hot Topics Hellraiser buckle trench coat ""] I AM AN IMPORTANT MEMBER OF THIS BAND |
| _______________________________________________________ [Sep 9,2014 1:28pm - HOT TOPIC UNISEX BUCKLE BOOTS ""] DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME. ALL I EVER DO IS GET WALKED ON BY YOU AND I'M TIRED OF IT |
| ______________________________________________________ [Sep 10,2014 12:08am - grilled_dickcheese_sandwich ""] He's incredible! I'm not a girl at all! Mind you, we're all pretty potty in this house. Last night, right, we were all watching the television and it was a program we wanted to watch, you know, and, uh, we were just watching it and right in the middle of it, I got up and turned it off! Mad! I don't care what I do, you know. Unless it's work or anything like that, you know. Last Wednesday we stayed up 'til one o'clock in the morning! |