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Can anyone give a definition for "pizza thrash?"

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[Feb 27,2014 11:19am - Eyeroller  ""]
In a court ruling about obscenity, a judge said in his decision statement that he could not "define the kinds of material I understand to be embraced within that shorthand description ["hard-core pornography"]; ... But I know it when I see it"

My question is, is there a *definition* of "pizza thrash" or is it a "I know it when I hear it" kinda thing?

Municipal Waste, pizza.
Ares Kingdom, decidedly not pizza.

There's gotta be a line in the sand somewhere.

While we're here, examples of pizza thrash vs non-pizza thrash would be appreciated, just because I like thrash. I have confidence that this will be a train wreck at times, but that some people here actually like thrash and can blather on about it. Sonic Pulse can likely get on this with a large onion and (stuffed) pepper, shutup fagget. Thank you.
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[Feb 27,2014 11:40am - King Thünderstöol  ""]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

SEAX IS FUCKING PIZZA THRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THUNDERSTEEL NEEDS TO DIE AND HEL SHOULD GO BACK TO ZIRCON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[Feb 27,2014 12:01pm - Yeti ""]
black slam is the new pizza thrash.
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[Feb 27,2014 1:45pm - HookedonMetal ""]
Here's my take on real thrash vs. pizza thrash.

Non-pizza thrash...



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And before anyone says "new thrash," let it be known that not all new thrash is pizza thrash and some bands today are actually doing it right...



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I'm not posting any pizza thrash because most of it is made by young kids who know absolutely jack shit about thrash and just rip off Anthrax and DRI riffs and sing about parties and about how thrash is back. They also completely miss the NWOBHM and hardcore punk influence that was quite noticeable in a lot of the early bands.
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[Feb 27,2014 3:21pm - False  ""]
Pizza Thrash has a ton of hardcore punk influence. If the only HC punk elements you care about are crappy production (but at least it's all analog, so it's still trve) and shitty compositions that don't flow (not that all hc punk has shitty composition), then you're right. I guess some of those elements are missing.

-Dan Hammer
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[Feb 27,2014 3:26pm - Dan Hammer  ""]
Or that is whatever you're calling pizza thrash rather. I guess it's a pretty amorphous term though.

Is Gama Bomb pizza thrash? Is Lich King pizza thrash?

I guess I'm not really qualified to answer because I wouldn't use the term pejoratively and it was the some butthurt internet dongle that started using the term to slam bands they deemed not trve enough.
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[Feb 27,2014 3:45pm - Now with 10% more Pizza Scarves  ""]
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[Feb 27,2014 4:23pm - RTTP DEPARTMENT OF PIZZAPSYCHOLOGY  ""]
STFU dan hammer, you don't know your shit (if you did, you wouldn't keep tossing around "trve" like a) anyone even says that (besides as a "pejorative") and b) it even applies to the genre. Stop deflecting so hard.

(You were correct, though, you AREN'T qualified to answer.)
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[Feb 27,2014 4:26pm - It's not Delivery, it's Divaldo  ""]
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[Mar 1,2014 11:10am - racism is a crime and crime is for niggers  ""]
Hipster party 80s retro. Dweebs.
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[Mar 1,2014 12:59pm - Gayestbandontheplanet  ""]
PIZZA PIZZA


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[Mar 1,2014 4:01pm - Dan Hammer  ""]
The bands Carmine posted sound more "retro" than the above band. Splain moar pls.
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[Mar 1,2014 8:04pm - King Thünderstöol  ""]
DAN HAMMER WAS WEARING BRIGHT GREEN SPANDEX?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I WILL SMASH HIS FUCKING HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND THUNDERSTEEL WILL BE DESTROYED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO MORE IDIOTS WITH TIGHT PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM THE GREATEST TROLL OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$
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[Mar 1,2014 11:53pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
ANTHRAX
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[Mar 2,2014 9:50am - the_reverend ""]
No puns?
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[Mar 2,2014 11:36am - RTTP DEPARTMENT OF POSER EXTERMINATION  ""]
Next target: Dan Hammer!


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