Sonic Pulse shoot your own porno Kickstarter[views:5524][posts:14]______________________________________ [Feb 13,2014 6:33pm - Dan Hammer ""] We need your help to finish our new album, make a music video, get fans, learn to write songs that aren't just lazy Gamma Ray retreads, and tour in support! We have been painstakingly working on our second album, "Coasting on Your Dollar", for two years running now. The album is nearing completion, and we are in need of funds to finish production and bring the album to you and also I'm gonna need some new hair extensions. We want to give this album a proper release, which means we will be touring, releasing a music video in support, pretending real labels are interested in this shit, and making new merch, probably with lots of anime boobs because we know our fans are functional adults that leave their parents' basement for more than just Cheetos and Magic cards. Maybe there will be a meme! You like those, right? All these things are expensive to do, so we are hoping for some help from you guys, since nobody is honestly going to invest anything in this farce and expect a return. You'll notice some of our perks are pretty interesting, if you've sustained a long period without oxygen, and that's because we want anyone who's helps us to be involved as much as possible and literally pay to advertise a) our band and b) their gullibility. We want to do this with us in mind and bring you music that will fool you into paying for our hobby. What We Need & What You Get These funds will go towards: 1) Production of the "Coasting on Your Dollar" album 2) A music video for your own porn fantasy, "2 girls 1 cup"-style. (Disclaimer: We only have 1.5 girl.) 3) Tours (there is the $7000 West coast incentive, but we're not above milking your parents for more) 4) Hair extensions So donate now! Because you're just going to waste it on Bitcoins and Naruto fleshlights, anyway. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 13,2014 8:02pm - Aerospace Task ""] Can Arduous Task burn some Jews at this? |
| ________________________________ [Feb 14,2014 12:06pm - Haha ""] Nicely done, you beat me to this. http://igg.me/at/sonicpulse/x/2540968 |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 14,2014 12:21pm - Dan_Hammer ""] bennyhillifier |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 14,2014 12:49pm - Real_Dan_Hammer ""] I like to suck dicks and Lauren is a disgusting skank. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 14,2014 3:17pm - RTTP TMZ REPORTER ON DUTY ""] THIS JUST IN NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR WIFE NAKED |
| _____________________________________________________ [Feb 14,2014 4:29pm - Biased Journalism Detector ""] She's not going to be the one naked in it, I am. -DanHam |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 14,2014 4:47pm - RTTP TMZ REPORTER ON DUTY ""] THIS JUST IN NOBODY WANTS TO SEE DAN HAMMER NAKED EITHER |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 15,2014 2:24am - MotleyGrue ""] RTTP%20TMZ%20REPORTER%20ON%20DUTY said:THIS JUST IN NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR WIFE NAKED That may be up for debate, is she hot or something? |
| __________________________________ [Feb 15,2014 10:56am - Dingus ""] She's in the video, dingus. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 15,2014 12:05pm - Real_Dan_Hammer ""] Can Sonic Poop get on this? |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 22,2014 7:59pm - Hammy Sagar ""] top for the real thread |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 23,2014 7:27am - TimRiley_OFFICIAL ""] bump |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 23,2014 8:34am - NH Brufaggotry ""] HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You are such a faggot Dan Hammer. You owe me $18! |
| ___________________________________________________ [Feb 23,2014 9:41am - DYA is POPCORN COMMISSAR ""] I support this beef. |