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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

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[Dec 13,2013 9:12am - Alx_Casket ""]
Anyone seen this yet?
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[Dec 13,2013 12:08pm - posbleak ""]
Yep
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[Dec 13,2013 12:29pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Worth seeing? Did you get a Smaugburger at Denny's?
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[Dec 13,2013 12:51pm - posbleak ""]
Hobbit Slams all around!

Lots of fun if you like boss dragons and barrel rides and can stomach a little non-canon filler!
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[Dec 13,2013 12:59pm - arilliusbm ""]
2/10
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[Dec 13,2013 1:33pm - Yeti ""]
i can't wait. i don't care what it's like, i just want to see a movie with hobbits, orcs and a dragon.
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[Dec 14,2013 3:55pm - GeminiII ""]
Worth seeing
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[Dec 14,2013 3:59pm - Spence ""]

arilliusbm said:2/10
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[Dec 14,2013 5:05pm - KEVORD ""]

arilliusbm said:2/10
Did you really see it yet? I was going to go today but I had to work.
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[Dec 18,2013 12:32am - Randy_Marsh ""]
Wasnt very good except smaug
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[Dec 18,2013 2:37am - the_reverend ""]
Oh no! Spence left Ryan for Aril?
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[Dec 27,2013 12:17am - Sacreligion ""]
1000x better than An Unexpected Journey. Embellishments and inaccuracies be damned. Ths was an awesome movie, and Smaug is the greatest thing I have ever seen in a film. The only downside I've found to these movies is they lack the emotional weight of impending doom the LOTR trilogy has.
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[Dec 27,2013 8:43am - Yeti ""]

Sacreligion said:Ths was an awesome movie, and Smaug is the greatest thing I have ever seen in a film.


This. whatever small issues this movie has are completely crushed by how unbelievable Smaug is.
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[Dec 27,2013 8:47am - arilliusbm ""]
I thought Smaug's depiction was nothing more than mediocre.
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[Dec 27,2013 8:59am - Sacreligion ""]
That's because you are a joyless sack of manflesh.
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[Dec 27,2013 9:01am - arilliusbm ""]
Indeed I am. I don't like my dragons CGI.
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[Dec 27,2013 9:02am - Sacreligion ""]
I agree. Smaug definitely needs to be real.
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[Dec 27,2013 9:09am - arilliusbm ""]
I would rather ride an actual luck dragon because they are real and wink at you.
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[Dec 27,2013 9:22am - Sacreligion ""]
You would rather ride LeAnn Rimes?

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[Dec 27,2013 9:27am - Sacreligion ""]
This is also relevant:

http://topinfopost.com/2013/12/19/dragon-discovered-in-indonesia
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[Dec 27,2013 12:44pm - the_reverend ""]

arilliusbm said:Indeed I am. I don't like my dragons CGI.
real dragons or gtfo.
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[Dec 28,2013 12:32am - mmm  ""]
Tauriel is a sexy bitch

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[Dec 30,2013 4:16am - unchain_the_wolves ""]
They did an awesome job with Smaug. The last 45 minutes were great but the other then that I thought it was meh. Pretty much what I expected. I hate the orcs. They should have kept them like they did in the LOTR movies.
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[Dec 30,2013 4:12pm - Spence ""]

mmm said:Tauriel is a sexy bitch

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Kate or GTFO

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[Dec 30,2013 8:09pm - xmikex ""]
This movie made me feel like I never even read The Hobbit. There's so much extra bullshit going on its not even the same story.
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[Dec 31,2013 1:53am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli  ""]
This is the worst movie I've seen in theaters which is an accomplishment because I saw Star Trek:Insurrection and Ang Lee's Incredible Hulk in theaters.
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[Dec 31,2013 10:12am - xmikex ""]

Spence said:
mmm said:Tauriel is a sexy bitch

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Kate or GTFO

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How about actual Tolkien characters or GTFO. The circular logic behind all this made up shit is a slap in the face.

"We think there's too much story in The Hobbit to tell in just one film so we'll make it three 3 hour films"

Which somehow turns into

"Woah, you hate all these extra characters and made up stories? Well wtf man we had to fill 9 hours worth of film somehow."
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[Dec 31,2013 10:25am - Alx_Casket ""]
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[Dec 31,2013 2:17pm - xmikex ""]
I feel really stupid in retrospect for thinking that a Hobbit trilogy was going to be a good thing. But it wasn't like it's The Secret Life of Walter Mitty where it's an 8 page (?) short story that needs to be blown up to be adapted. The Hobbit is a 300+ page book that already has a very deep and detailed story arc.

They invented a problem in adjusting the length, and used it to sneak in a female lead and a goofy love story to make it digestible to the 0.0001% of the population that wasn't going to see the move.
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[Dec 31,2013 2:33pm - Sacreligion ""]
I am ok with it if there is a 2 hour Battle of 5 Armies.
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