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Anyone else got a stomach bug?

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[Nov 24,2012 12:31pm - the_reverend ""]
I've been blue since Tuesday night.
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[Nov 24,2012 2:35pm - Hairy French Canadian  ""]
Wash your hands you filthy nincompoop.
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[Nov 24,2012 2:37pm - the_reverend ""]
Pissing out my ass.
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[Nov 24,2012 5:30pm - the_reverend ""]
OMG! LIQUID!
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[Nov 24,2012 5:30pm - the_reverend ""]
my asshole says "let it rain bitches"
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[Nov 24,2012 5:42pm - boblovesmusic ""]
you and blue switched bodies?
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[Nov 24,2012 7:05pm - KEVORD ""]
It's probably from cleaning your bacteria filled house.
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[Nov 25,2012 9:54am - farten_dust ""]
no stomach bug, but a nasty fckn cold! started wednesday...and suddenly got 100 times worse late lastnight:skull:
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[Nov 25,2012 1:52pm - the_reverend ""]
So happy now. A bunch of doses of pepto 30 minutes apart.
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[Nov 25,2012 4:06pm - farten_dust ""]
im not happy...i got burnin bum-hole!:FLAMING:
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[Nov 27,2012 7:49am - Yeti ""]
motherfucker. this shit is awful. i started feeling funky on Saturday night, then all Hell broke loose on Sunday. i've been blasting yellow water for like 48 hours. though i did discover the magic of Pedialyte.
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[Nov 27,2012 8:37am - Pires ""]

Yeti said:though i did discover the magic of Pedialyte.


Works great for hangovers too. Drink it before you go out and, if you can, drink it when you get home /go to bed.
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[Nov 27,2012 9:04am - farten_dust ""]
feel like im dying today, coughing so hard i think my lungs r coming up. choking on mucus aswell....GOODTIMES!!!:pukeface:
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[Nov 27,2012 9:17am - largefreakatzero ""]
ITT: AIDS.

I'm up to like 4-5 shits per day on a normal day.
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[Nov 27,2012 3:01pm - Eurolymius ""]
I got that nasty stomach flu right before Halloween. It lasted five days. Now I have this fucked up sinus infection/cough. It's been like a week of this shit.
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[Nov 27,2012 3:12pm - ctb0rderpatrol  ""]
i started getting festival cough but i think the combination of paprika and garlic in a hungarian goulash burnt it out of my system
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[Nov 27,2012 3:51pm - the_reverend ""]

largefreakatzero said:ITT: AIDS.

I'm up to like 4-5 shits per day on a normal day.



no duh, old colon. I was shitting er.. more like pissing every 5-10 minutes for a long time until a guardian angel had me follow the instructions on a pepto bottle.
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[Nov 27,2012 4:05pm - largefreakatzero ""]
Yeah, liquid anal explosions are indeed no fun.

I just wish I could go back to like 2 shits a day. It makes it difficult on early hunting mornings when you're loading up the truck and keep having to run back inside to fill the bowl.
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[Nov 28,2012 12:00am - the_reverend ""]
I would say I'm 4 a day.
11am, 2pm, 5pm, 11pm.
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[Nov 28,2012 1:10pm - the_reverend ""]
I had a no wiper just now. So so so awesome.
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[Nov 28,2012 2:50pm - Arrow NLI  ""]
I had this. Shit fire water for 4 days straight. Sleep was NOT happenin. I wanted to cry towards the end, and was bleeding profusely from my poor sphincters week of retching.

Good part was I got to call in sick at three separate Thanksgiving dinners with family.

Bad part is I feel like I'm behind on everything now. Except reading. I read two manuals, every book, and every magazine in the house. And the internet. The whole thing.

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[Dec 5,2012 2:08pm - the_reverend ""]
Had a root canal yesterday... Can't chew, made spaghetti sauce with huge peppers in them. I am currently shitting whole peppers
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[Dec 5,2012 3:53pm - slar you morbid?  ""]
just got over this shit, oh god, it was coming out both ends, pure hell.
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[Dec 5,2012 3:59pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Should have gotten the flu shot.
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[Dec 5,2012 5:11pm - slarmonella  ""]
it was awful

no anal sex for a week they told me down at the clinic
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[Dec 5,2012 6:38pm - Burnsy ""]
I definitely LOLed at slarmonella.
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[Dec 5,2012 9:13pm - the_reverend ""]
slipping in the rough on a girl with no lube is just awesome.
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[Dec 15,2012 9:47pm - rollercoasters  ""]

slarmonella said:it was awful

no anal sex for a week they told me down at the clinic



LLOLOLOL


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