IWRESTLEDABEARONCE changes name to IWRESTLEDADUDEANDGOTPREGNANTONCE taps fill in singer[views:29573][posts:40]_____________________________________ [Jul 5,2012 4:05pm - the_reverend ""] IWRESTLEDABEARONCE Releases Statement on Fill-in Vocalist IWRESTLEDABEARONCE is on the full Vans Warped Tour this summer performing on the Ernie Ball Stage. Fans attending the festival will notice something unfamiliar on stage: IWRESTLEDABEARONCE performing with a different vocalist. To cast all rumors and speculation aside, guitarist Steven Bradley has issued the following statement: "So here it is... complete transparency. A press release written by me (Steven, original IWABO guitarist) with the truth on what's going down. The day before our Warped Tour show in Dallas, TX we had a day off in the DFW area. Krysta lives there now, so she went home to relax and do some laundry. The next day, we received word from her minutes before our set that she discovered she and her fiancé are expecting a kid and she would not be returning to finish Warped Tour with us. Obviously this is an insane curveball for everybody, but in typical IWABO fashion we will press on. And no matter what happens, Krysta has been our best friend for years and we want her to be happy. So what the fuck is the plan then, you ask? Well on literally a few minutes notice, our friend Courtney LaPlante flew her ass down to meet up with us today so that won't miss a single show of this tour. Courtney is a beast in both the singing and screaming departments and is also an incredibly awesome person. We wouldn't tarnish the years of work that we've put into this band by having somebody half-ass it on stage with us, so please come to a show and give her a high-five and make her feel welcome for doing us this huge favor. It makes it feel even better and more natural since she has been a long-term fan of our band and already knows the material. So long story short; Fear not friends and Bear Fuckers... We will continue to play Warped Tour and we hope that you will continue to support us. Getting to play for and talk to so many of you on a daily basis is honestly what we live for, and we will definitely continue with our plan to high-five everybody on Earth. We will update you with more info soon, including some new tour dates and info on our recently-finished full-length horror/comedy/whatever film A Beary Scary Movie! And finally, thank you so much to everybody who has been so supportive of us for all these years and we hope to see you again soon! Love, - Steven / iwabo" For more information on IWRESTLEDABEARONCE, please visit: http://www.facebook.com/iwrestledabearonce http://www.twitter.com/iwabo http://www.centurymedia.com |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 5,2012 4:20pm - Alx_Casket ""] What does this have to do with Bear Week |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 5,2012 4:22pm - largefreakatzero ""] LOL @ whoever fucks this: [img] |
| _______________________________ [Jul 5,2012 4:25pm - mattvc ""] I wouldn't kick her out of bed for being in IWRESTLEDABEARONCE. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 5,2012 5:15pm - largefreakatzero ""] So, you like that band? If so, LOL @ you. My point was that she's fucking ugly. It doesn't help that her band is fucking stupid. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 5,2012 5:18pm - the_reverend ""] a few years ago, quite a lot of dudes wanted to bang her for being a girl singer. She's actually a very nice person much like the rest of the band. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 5,2012 5:19pm - chernobyl ""] Who cares, it is just a girl? There's a lot of them that are moderately attractive. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 5,2012 5:24pm - the_reverend ""] but there is only one slar. oh cruel world. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 5,2012 5:36pm - largefreakatzero ""] the_reverend said:a few years ago, quite a lot of dudes wanted to bang her for being a girl singer. She's actually a very nice person much like the rest of the band. Nice or not, she is unattractive and is in a stupid band. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 5,2012 5:54pm - goatcatalyst ""] the_reverend said:She's actually a very nice person much like the rest of the band. Fuck right off with that faggot-apologist drivel. Just because they're nice doesn't mean they get a hall pass for playing lowest-common-denominator horseshit. The dudes from Atreyu are sweet bros - doesn't mean they're worth a Christing fuck. I promise you my grandmother is twenty times nicer than all these turds combined. Doesn't mean she should get a fucking record deal. Fuck. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 5,2012 5:56pm - goatcatalyst ""] L-word b-word g-word t-word. Fuck. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 5,2012 5:57pm - chernobyl ""] goatcatalyst said: the_reverend said:She's actually a very nice person much like the rest of the band. Fuck right off with that faggot-apologist drivel. Just because they're nice doesn't mean they get a hall pass for playing lowest-common-denominator horseshit. The dudes from Atreyu are sweet bros - doesn't mean they're worth a Christing fuck. I promise you my grandmother is twenty times nicer than all these turds combined. Doesn't mean she should get a fucking record deal. Fuck. yut |
| _______________________________________________ [Jul 5,2012 5:58pm - Captain of the Trolls ""] RYAN MAD |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 5,2012 6:02pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] She should wrestle one of these. At least once. [img] [img] FLUSH FLUSH FLUSH FLUSH |
| _______________________________ [Jul 5,2012 6:14pm - mattvc ""] largefreakatzero said:So, you like that band? If so, LOL @ you. My point was that she's fucking ugly. It doesn't help that her band is fucking stupid. The phrase "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers" implies that despite her flaws (in this case a crumb-producing snack in bed) one would still fornicate with her. By this logic, one could ascertain that I consider her participation in said band a "flaw" but not enough to deter me from having consensual relations with her. You see, my opinion of her physical appearance differs from yours. Sorry to take up your time. You can get back to LOL-ing @ things, beating women off with sticks and being in a not stupid band. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 5,2012 6:25pm - goatcatalyst ""] I can only take so much niggery, y'know??? |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 5,2012 7:15pm - trioxin245 ""] I was bored and decided for some reason to actually listen to this band... mother... of... god... |
| _____________________________ [Jul 5,2012 7:24pm - Lamp ""] Never could make it past the two second mark with this band. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 5,2012 7:30pm - slar you morbid? ""] the_reverend said:but there is only one slar. oh cruel world. shes a c cup at best and face is pretty meh. DO NOT WANT. and since when is "moderately attractive" my thing? |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 5,2012 8:42pm - largefreakatzero ""] mattvc said: largefreakatzero said:So, you like that band? If so, LOL @ you. My point was that she's fucking ugly. It doesn't help that her band is fucking stupid. The phrase "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers" implies that despite her flaws (in this case a crumb-producing snack in bed) one would still fornicate with her. By this logic, one could ascertain that I consider her participation in said band a "flaw" but not enough to deter me from having consensual relations with her. You see, my opinion of her physical appearance differs from yours. Sorry to take up your time. You can get back to LOL-ing @ things, beating women off with sticks and being in a not stupid band. Still wouldn't. Have fun fucking ugly chicks in stupid bands. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 5,2012 9:46pm - arktouros ""] ryan set the bar really high here gents. bravo! |
| __________________________________ [Jul 5,2012 9:50pm - chernobyl ""] Good band, good dudes I NEVER WANT TO HEAR THIS PHRASE EVER AGAIN |
| ________________________________ [Jul 6,2012 2:41am - The_Mex ""] NOPE |
| _____________________________ [Jul 6,2012 4:39am - Lamp ""] iwrestledacockonce |
| __________________________________ [Jul 6,2012 4:56am - chernobyl ""] Lamp said:iwrestledacockonce Haha...Yes, she did alright...Yes, she did. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 6,2012 5:26am - Lamp ""] The metal song generator provided me with the perfect word for what has happened here... "encuntulated" |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 6,2012 8:28am - the_reverend ""] chernobyl said:Good band, good dudes I NEVER WANT TO HEAR THIS PHRASE EVER AGAINin your bands, would you ever hear this? |
| __________________________________ [Jul 6,2012 8:25pm - chernobyl ""] the_reverend said: chernobyl said:Good band, good dudes I NEVER WANT TO HEAR THIS PHRASE EVER AGAINin your bands, would you ever hear this? I've heard good band many times, not so much on the other one though. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 6,2012 8:29pm - Dankill ""] Paperbag blowjob from her or go to a Eastcide/7th Rail Crew reunion show? |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 6,2012 8:34pm - largefreakatzero ""] ^ITT: asking the hard questions |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 7,2012 12:46am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Dankill said:Paperbag blowjob from her at a Eastcide/7th Rail Crew reunion show DOT DOT DOT |
| ______________________________ [Jul 8,2012 1:34am - Hoser ""] Wait....this ugly chick got knocked up by a bear? I'm fucking confused. What's her band's name? |
| ______________________________ [Jul 8,2012 1:38am - Hoser ""] From a purely scientific standpoint, I highly doubt that a human could be impregnated by a bear....really ugly or not. I don't think that her being in a really crappy band has anything to do with any of this. BTW....the girl in the picture (the singer) doesn't even look pregnant, nor do I see any scratches on her, which would most certainly be indicative of some sort of attack....especially if it were a bear. This story is confusing as hell and sounds like a load of bullshit to me. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 8,2012 9:40am - Dankill ""] Hoser said:From a purely scientific standpoint, I highly doubt that a human could be impregnated by a bear....really ugly or not. I don't think that her being in a really crappy band has anything to do with any of this. BTW....the girl in the picture (the singer) doesn't even look pregnant, nor do I see any scratches on her, which would most certainly be indicative of some sort of attack....especially if it were a bear. This story is confusing as hell and sounds like a load of bullshit to me. [img] |
| __________________________________ [Jul 8,2012 2:02pm - Goatrider ""] That May 2006 issue is OLD NEWS. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 8,2012 2:38pm - demondave ""] I keep thinking that this is about The Bunny The Bear and expect there to be masks involved |
| _______________________________ [Jul 9,2012 2:57pm - xmikex ""] I'd spinkick her out of bed |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 9,2012 5:09pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] xmikex said:I'd spinkick her out of bed [/thread] |
| _______________________________ [Jul 10,2012 12:54pm - Yeti ""] Hoser said:Wait....this ugly chick got knocked up by a bear? I'm fucking confused. What's her band's name? hahahahahahaha |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 10,2012 1:05pm - narkybark ""] "Out of the Cave, into the Kitchen" and then Yeti appears |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 10,2012 1:06pm - narkybark ""] I'm also wondering what's in the Gutter-Slut Manifesto, sounds like a sexcrement song |