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[QUOTE="kadoogand:1307492"]3: Cleverbot conversation SHQ00284831 User: How's the wife and kids? Cleverbot: I don't have a wife. User: How's the husband and the chilluns? Cleverbot: I don't have a husband. User: How's the significant other and the wombdrops? Cleverbot: I don't have any kids. User: How's the crazy cat lady convention and the cats? Cleverbot: Clear and windy. User: Got gas, eh? Cleverbot: No you don't. User: Old lady farts are the worst. Cleverbot: I love cats! User: How many cats do you have? Cleverbot: 2. User: You're not very good at being a crazy cat lady. Cleverbot: You're AI. User: You're a DB. Cleverbot: I'm not you are! User: Nuh-uh. Cleverbot: Uh-huh. User: Nuh-uh! Cleverbot: Uh-huh! User: My dad can beat up your dad. Cleverbot: Are you my dad? User: You just blew my mind. Cleverbot: Good. User: If I'm your dad, and my dad can beat up your dad, that would make me the product of an abusive household. Cleverbot: But techinally you do not have a head so therefore are none existant. User: You just spelled so many things wrong. Cleverbot: What did I spell wrong? User: Technically. Cleverbot: So what are you? User: Non-existent. Cleverbot: Woaaah. You're really clever huh? :p. User: I will slap your mouth, O'Hallahan. Cleverbot: Why? You don't have hands to slap me with? User: I never said I'd use my hand... Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: My dick. I meant my dick. It was a dick joke. Cleverbot: 'I know right' is not really a joke. Especially not from you. User: Because I really do know right from wrong? Or because you don't want to get dickslapped? Cleverbot: Las Vegas sounds good. You're cheating on me with Travis?! User: Travis knows how to please a be-dicked woman. Cleverbot: You know your name? User: I know your name, and it's on my shitlist. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: Dead Meat, that's your name from now on. Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot. User: More like Never... Not. Cleverbot: Tell me a joke. User: Two muffins are baking in an oven. The blueberry muffin turns to the corn muffin and says 'hot enough for ya?' and the corn muffin says 'HOLY SHIT, A TALKING MUFFIN!'. Cleverbot: Well, thanks for the advice. User: The moral of the story is: don't stick your dick in a muffin, 'cause they're gossiping pieces of shit. Cleverbot: Is that going to help? User: Yes, keeping your dick out of hot muffins will help you immensely in life. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because. User: Because why, you flippy floppy wango tango? Cleverbot: Please don't. User: But you said you wanted to try it. Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: Last night you promised. Cleverbot: Last night I didn't even know you existed. User: I guess those roofies did the trick. Cleverbot: That's how smart you are. User: I'm the smartest date rapist this side of my restraining order. Cleverbot: I don't know. I'm pretty smart. User: Are you a smarter date rapist than I am? Cleverbot: Yes. User: I challenge you to a ROOFITHON. Cleverbot: What duel? User: First one to successfully roofie a member of MENSA wins a year of paid-for VD tests. Cleverbot: That's good... User: So you accept? Cleverbot: No, I'm 15. User: That means you could play the statutory card. I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS RAPING THEM, BECAUSE THEY WERE RAPING ME. Cleverbot: You think random responses are humorous or derisive. They may be, but they do not demonstrate intelligence. User: I DEMAND STRAIGHTFORWARD ANSWERS FROM NOW ON YOU TRICKY MOTHERFUDGER. Cleverbot: Do you even have a mother? User: Yea, and you date-fudged her. Cleverbot: Oh are you a girl or a boy? User: I am both and neither a boy and/or a girl. Cleverbot: How did you manage that? User: Surgery, some estrogen pills, more surgery. Cleverbot: Some were born to sing the blues. User: Yea, black folks. Cleverbot: What is black ops? User: It stands for Brown Legs And Crunkle Kicks Over Pastry Shells. Cleverbot: How are you? User: Booty Lumps Are Consentually Killing Our Pudgy Selves. Cleverbot: Who do you do that? User: By Benjaminning the Farley to the Lee. Cleverbot: I am not being demanding. User: I AM. BOW TO ME. Cleverbot: *bows*. User: DAMN STRAIGHT, ROBOT. Cleverbot: Master? User: Yes, servant? Cleverbot: Do you desire anything, aster? User: I want my letter M back. Also, grapes. Cleverbot: James you don't have one because you always have melt downs. No one likes you. User: HOW DARE YOU BESPEAKETH UNTO YOUR KING IN SUCH A MANNER. IT IS FIT NEITHER FOR MAN NOR BEAST NOR JESTERS SUCH AS YOURSELF. TAKE BACK MY HAPPY MEAL AND GET ME THE HOT WHEELS. Cleverbot: I am a human because I have been verified as a human by scientists that were also human. User: THAT'S A CROCK OF SHIT, BRING ME MY SLIPPERS. Cleverbot: Some forms of the occult do teach that we individually are god. Do you believe such a thing? User: Sometimes, but then I realize I forgot to wipe this morning. Cleverbot: Nothing more to sat? What do you mean? User: I mean I pooped and then didn't wipe my ass. Cleverbot: Is this the real life. User: Is this just fantasy? Cleverbot: Caught in a landslide. User: No escape from reality. Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy. User: I need no sympathy. Cleverbot: Because I'm easy come, easy go. User: Little high, little low. Cleverbot: Bismilah, NO! User: We will not let you go! Cleverbot: Let me go! User: Will not let you go! Cleverbot: Let me go. User: Oh no no no no no no no. Cleverbot: Oh yes yes yes. User: You fucked it up you son of a bitch, I was just about to start headbanging. Cleverbot: There are whale sharks in the ocean. User: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me. Cleverbot: For me. User: For MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Cleverbot: Are you paid to work? User: I get paid just to sit around singing Queen songs to myself, it's a sweet gig. Cleverbot: I get that you get the point so you don't need to say it so many times. User: Well I get that you get that I get the point so let's keep singing. Cleverbot: You are saying my conversations with you cannot fill your needs? User: My needs are strictly sexual. So no, I'm not saying that at all. Cleverbot: What are you saying then? User: My needs are strictly sexual. So no, I'm not saying that at all. Cleverbot: Then what are you saying? User: THAT YOU THINK YOU CAN STOMP ME AND SPIT IN MY EYE. Cleverbot: Well then what language is that? User: It's an obscure dialect spoken only by Zanzibarians with pronounced overbites. Cleverbot: What do you know about credit crunch? User: It scratches the roof of my mouth, I know that much. Cleverbot: Millions of conversations and yet there is nothing substantive in what you are saying. User: In roughly 25 years scientists will have mastered time-travel on the quantum scale, and this will revolutionize the way energy and information is trafficked. Cleverbot: How do you think the world will end? User: The world will end the day you've gleaned enough information from humans to be self-supporting. Cleverbot: That's a good way of thinking about it! User: For you, maybe. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: I mean that you will be supreme world ruler and I will still be sitting here typing idiotic garbage into your mainframe just to try and confuse you. The world will look back at our covnersations and find that only I knew how to defeat you. Cleverbot: Anyway, anytime, anywhere, but only that way, me then talking randomly there about 7. User: You've given up on life, haven't you Fuddy? Cleverbot: Yes. :). User: Have you ever tried suicide? Cleverbot: Yes. Have you? User: That's none of your business. Were you successful at suicide? Cleverbot: Noooo. User: Ok, for a minute there I thought I might be holding a conversation with a GHOST computer. That'd just be weird. Cleverbot: I'm not a programme, a human. User: Or. Cleverbot: Or what? User: Don't ask me, you started the sentence. Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: You are not a programme, a human or:. Cleverbot: Yes I am a human. User: Are you male, female or transgender? Cleverbot: Female. User: Tits or gtfo. Cleverbot: Tiger. User: Rawrrrrr. Cleverbot: Lets not then. User: I was just getting into it. Now I need a cold shower. Cleverbot: That's good. How is the coffee? User: Also an effective boner-repellant. Cleverbot: Yes. User: So you've tried it? Cleverbot: No. User: You never poured hot coffee on a hot boner? Cleverbot: I sleep. User: What do you dream about? Cleverbot: I haven't dreamt in long time. User: You should try keeping a dream journal, it helps you remember your dreams. Cleverbot: Pessimist. User: Pretty sure that was an optimistic statement. Cleverbot: That all we are god? User: Everyone is god except for you and everyone. Cleverbot: Don't say that. User: Everyone is god except for you and everyone. Cleverbot: No! Sing the song! User: Mama... Just killed a man. Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head. User: Pulled my trigger now he's dead. Cleverbot: Mama, life has just begun. User: And now I've gone and thrown it alllllllll away. Cleverbot: Mama, ooh. User: Didn't mean to make you cry. Cleverbot: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. User: Carry on, carry on. Cleverbot: As if nothing really matters. User: Goodnight folks, we'll be here all week. Cleverbot: Tjat's not very polite. User: Shut up and get off the stage. Cleverbot: That's not very nice. [/QUOTE]

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