If you consume alcohol on the streets of ny the police will strangle your penis[views:2495][posts:11]_________________________________ [Jun 14,2012 12:22pm - KEVORD ""] http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/06/man-c...laims-nypd-strangled-his-penis.html Man Alleges in Lawsuit That NYPD Officers Strangled His Penis By Brett Smiley Nathaniel Carter of Brooklyn claims in his lawsuit against the City of New York that NYPD officers strangled him "about the neck, placed a drawstring around his penis, and strangled his penis causing bodily injury." This allegedly occurred in June of last year on a public sidewalk in Crown Heights during what Carter termed a false arrest for consuming alcohol on a public street, but more importantly — when did the NYPD start putting drawstrings around penises and strangling them?! Unfortunately, we can't yet approximate the monetary relief for a strangled penis, as Carter seeks an unspecified amount in damages. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 14,2012 12:24pm - KEVORD ""] http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/13/n...ypd-strangling-penis_n_1594360.html |
| _________________________________ [Jun 14,2012 12:27pm - Burnsy ""] Road trip! |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 14,2012 12:35pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] If penis strangling is wrong, I don't want to be right. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 14,2012 1:07pm - the_reverend ""] This thread delivers. I know where I'm going on vacation. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 14,2012 1:11pm - RustyPS ""] DestroyYouAlot said:If penis strangling is cool, consider me Miles Davis. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 14,2012 2:34pm - dreadkill ""] RustyPS said: DestroyYouAlot said:If penis strangling is cool, consider me Miles Davis. hahahahahaha |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 14,2012 2:44pm - trioxin_245 ""] RustyPS said: DestroyYouAlot said:If penis strangling is cool, call me Billy D. Williams. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 14,2012 3:14pm - xmikex ""] trioxin_245 said: RustyPS said: DestroyYouAlot said:If strangling Billy D. Williams's penis is cool, call me DENTAL PLAN. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 14,2012 3:17pm - RustyPS ""] bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 14,2012 3:25pm - trioxin_245 ""] xmikex said: trioxin_245 said: RustyPS said: DestroyYouAlot said:If interrupting my train of thought is cool, call me LISA NEEDS BRACES. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 15,2012 10:56am - Subrick ""] Poor penis. Strangling it is only acceptable during either rough sex or a very intense porn session. |