So ya pussy relationship advice[views:4032][posts:30]__________________________________ [Apr 23,2012 7:51pm - FORSURE ""] So this girl and I had been dating really serious for 4 months. then She told me she wants to be single and live her life not being tied down. This was about a week ago. When we were dating we were tied at the hip. We did everything together, told me she wants me forever. I honestly haven't felt this close to a girl in YEARS. We still talk and/or hang out all the time, she has intentions of still being intimate as do I. She told me she feels like she'll never love again after her last boyfriend broke her heart to pieces. But, obviously I want more out of this eventually. She says she wants me in her life forever regardless of what happens and that I am her best friend and what not. She doesn't want to bei n a relationship like boyfriend/girlfriend but when we do hang out we are still lovey dovey. I'm just not sure what to do and I frequent this site. Who's been in this situation here? I need some advice and be honest. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 23,2012 7:53pm - Troll alert! ""] Uh oh! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 23,2012 7:55pm - Obvious answer is obvious ""] Tie her up in the basement. When she dies from dehydration have intercourse with her dead body. When she starts to reek dispose of the body. |
| ______________________________ [Apr 23,2012 7:56pm - LOL ""] Lol for thinking usefull relationship advice comes from RTTP. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 23,2012 7:58pm - FORSURE ""] I just want someones point of view. |
| ________________________________ [Apr 23,2012 7:58pm - Truth ""] You are weak, stupid, bad in bed, ugly, lame. She was obviously very nice and didn't want to let you down too hard. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 23,2012 8:23pm - the_reverend ""] From what I gather in your post, she is already banging someone else. Make sure you bag it. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 23,2012 8:34pm - sxealex ""] ask 4chan |
| ________________________________ [Apr 23,2012 8:34pm - KEVORD ""] ITT: OP has a small penis. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 23,2012 8:47pm - josh_hates_you ""] Choke her while you fuck her. Bitches like being choked. Also, relationships are stupid. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 23,2012 9:49pm - t2daeek ""] if you can't keep up doing what you're doing then don't. pretty cut and dry. keep up what you're doing and be miserable, lose the broad, or try to force the issue. very low success rate there generally. |
| ____________________________________________________________ [Apr 23,2012 11:49pm - Big bag of assorted nigger parts ""] Truth said:You are weak, stupid, bad in bed, ugly, lame. She was obviously very nice and didn't want to let you down too hard. First part, maybe. Second part, doubt it. Chicks are always ALWAYS looking for the next step up, but want to string guys along so they have a back-up plan in place. Move along, there's tons more where she came from. When she sees you can get along without her just fine, she'll be back to gargling your spuzz in no time. In the meantime, post noodz of her. Unless she's Amanda Palmer. [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 23,2012 11:53pm - Chernobyl ""] This isnt 4chan |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 24,2012 12:29am - chernobyl nli ""] ditch the broad works for me |
| ________________________________ [Apr 24,2012 8:29am - xmikex ""] Chernobyl said:This isnt bridge 9 |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 24,2012 8:48am - largefreakatzero ""] 4 months? LOL. |
| ________________________________ [Apr 24,2012 9:02am - xmikex ""] bennyhillifier |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 24,2012 9:20am - Happy Hipster ""] Start dressing cooler and blow her off to go to cool shows. Then she'll either want you back because you're hipper than her, or you'll have girls hanging all over you because you're hip like me. Win/win situation. Just make sure you are also banging as many of her friends as you can. That always helps. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 24,2012 9:25am - the_reverend ""] that fat bitch is doing butter wrong. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 24,2012 9:34am - Chernobyl ""] chernobyl%20nli said:ditch the broad works for me Wasnt me, i dont get it? |
| _________________________________________________ [Apr 24,2012 9:37am - Ahhnold Brownschwagger ""] the_reverend said:that fat bitch is doing butter wrong.LOOKS LIKE SHE ALREADY ATE THE OTHER HALF OF BUTTER THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE FLOOR!:shocker: |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 24,2012 10:26am - aaron_michael ""] Troll or not, the way the OP worded this 15-year-old spoiled little girl diary entry forces me to believe he deserves to be alone and miserable and without hordes of cats for the rest of eternity due to being such a ninny. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 24,2012 10:55am - AndrewBastard ""] be a complete asshole to her; she'll want you shortly thereafter. |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 24,2012 10:59am - Happy Hipster ""] AndrewBastard said:be a complete asshole to her; she'll want you shortly thereafter. I already said that. Way to buck my trend, poser. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 24,2012 11:20am - DukeManjunk ""] AndrewBastard said:be a complete asshole to her; she'll want you shortly thereafter. tonight i shall tell you about "the legend of smashface" |
| __________________________________ [Apr 24,2012 7:21pm - Dankill ""] aaron_michael said:ninny. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 24,2012 9:29pm - Kali ""] Morons. |
| _____________________________________ [May 6,2012 2:13am - the_reverend ""] oh yeah! |
| _______________________________________ [May 6,2012 2:27pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Finger her dad. |
| _____________________________________ [May 6,2012 2:39pm - BlackoutRick ""] josh_hates_you said:Choke her while you fuck her. Bitches like being choked. Also, relationships are stupid. Truth. |
| _____________________________________ [May 7,2012 7:36am - the_reverend ""] I hope the OP got what he wanted. |