DukeManJunk appresh[views:14308][posts:68]_________________________________________ [Mar 1,2012 1:32pm - YearoftheDragon ""] Hey man you around to rage it at Taco Slam's this weekend? 'Urethral Spasms' band practice? |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 1,2012 1:44pm - trioxin_245 ""] OP is dukemanjunk |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 1,2012 2:02pm - DukeManjunk ""] maybe, idk...funds are kinda tight.....maybe i'll just show up and mainline a flask of whiskey |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 1,2012 2:05pm - YearoftheDragon ""] Drink some Coors or Baltika 9 if you can't get a flask, no probs mang |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 1,2012 2:06pm - DukeManjunk ""] word, friday night band practice? are we adjusting our time at all due to the early closure? |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 1,2012 2:14pm - YearoftheDragon ""] Not much earlier, maybe 20:30 although we can party at Jeff L's after 'practice.' They're shooting dice up there, he's a cool guy |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 1,2012 2:18pm - DukeManjunk ""] word, i'll seeya there, provided i dont get called into ralph's, like i did last week. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 1,2012 2:20pm - YearoftheDragon ""] Heard it was a good show that night. Well if you ain't around, there's always Saturday etc. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 1,2012 2:27pm - DukeManjunk ""] ha! it was actually the lamest show i've ever worked, all the bands were like limp bizkit, only gayer...... |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 1,2012 2:29pm - YearoftheDragon ""] I heard it was something, sorry! Folks at Nathan & Alison's had mentioned it... |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 1,2012 2:35pm - DukeManjunk ""] this is one of the bands they played. a sorry excuse for a pit opened up during this song, and at the end the lead singer was like "everyone's ok right?! we gotta be safe tonight" it made me LOL on stage. bennyhillifier |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 1,2012 3:01pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] OOf. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 1,2012 3:03pm - bitch_please ""] b00bz |
| _____________________________ [Mar 1,2012 3:23pm - Yeti ""] TORTILLA SAM'S IS RUINED!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 1,2012 3:50pm - DukeManjunk ""] Yeti said:TORTILLA SAM'S IS RUINED!!! it got ruined when you started going there. |
| ___________________________ [Mar 1,2012 4:13pm - Uh ""] ITT: OP has a conversation with himself. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 1,2012 4:23pm - DukeManjunk ""] Uh said:ITT: OP has a conversation with himself. bennyhillifier |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 2,2012 12:08am - YearoftheDragon ""] Tortilla Sam's is ruined when fuckers show up with none of their own alcohol and drink all my bassist's Coors. 'Bitch please' hope to see you there too! |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 2,2012 12:45am - YearoftheDragon ""] BTW I mean guys whose name begins with 'N.' ...vets always drink on me if they need. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 2,2012 3:55am - Sacreligion ""] YO DO YOU GUYS WANT TO PLAY LONDONS YO? |
| _________________________________ [Mar 2,2012 7:33am - Samantha ""] I'll see you people there. Bring on the hard cinders. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 2,2012 11:37am - goatcatalyst ""] This thread is from Mars |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 2,2012 12:06pm - DukeManjunk ""] http://youtu.be/H6tZtiM0T10 |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 2,2012 1:07pm - YearoftheDragon ""] Misfits KICK ASS! Hi Samantha. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 3,2012 10:30am - stiffler ""] yes let us appreesh the shittiest rttp poster even shittier than hoser and riders of doom |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 3,2012 12:14pm - DukeManjunk ""] stiffler said:yes let us appreesh the shittiest rttp poster even shittier than hoser and riders of doom um, why would we appreesh you, fag. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 3,2012 6:00pm - Samantha ""] Whatever, Queen Laqueefa. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 3,2012 6:10pm - DukeManjunk ""] sam, thats your new nickname. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 3,2012 6:12pm - DukeManjunk ""] also, if anyone needs their baseboard heaters fixed, i'm the man to talk to! |
| _________________________________ [Mar 3,2012 7:52pm - Samantha ""] Yeah. Way to wreck up the joint. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 3,2012 8:07pm - KEVORD ""] Sum Facebook bullshit happenin in dis thread yo! |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 4,2012 12:21am - DukeManjunk ""] Samantha said:Yeah. Way to wreck up the joint. i totally fix'd it, and by fix'd i mean made more classy. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 4,2012 12:36am - DukeManjunk ""] KEVORD said:Sum Facebook bullshit happenin in dis thread yo! "We came to wreck everything, and ruin your life.....god sent us" bennyhillifier |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 2:20pm - muqtada al-sadr ""] thread is lulzworthy |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 3:25pm - YearoftheDragon ""] Nice teeth Muqtada. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 4:23pm - scumbag duke ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 7:10pm - YearoftheDragon ""] Naw I started it to ascertain if he was still drinking beers at that time. DMJ are you around this Saturday mang? |
| _______________________________ [Jun 20,2012 7:21pm - OMG! ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 7:25pm - DukeManjunk ""] muqtada%20al-sadr said:thread is lulzworthy this poster is a fake, i already dropped a JDAM on your ass, bitch |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 7:26pm - DukeManjunk ""] YearoftheDragon said:Naw I started it to ascertain if he was still drinking beers at that time. DMJ are you around this Saturday mang? dudeguy, turns out second shift doesnt start till next week and i still have a half a keg of pbr at my house.... rituals friday or my place saturday, or both. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 7:29pm - faggotsauce ""] YearoftheDragon said:Naw I started it to ascertain if he was still drinking beers at that time. DMJ are you around this Saturday mang? Sorry year of the nigger. Duke and lamp have plans this Saturday. They involve a picnic and gay masturbate sex. You weren't invited. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 7:39pm - YearoftheDragon ""] Can't think of anything clever so you resort to racial slurs, tsk tsk tsk. 'Spook' is more old-timey if ya gotta go there, show some originality. DMJ, you'll be contacted & one of our guys is flying back that morning from the Midwest. He'll probably be thirsty after the week it's been... |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 7:46pm - faggotsauce ""] Whatever nigger. you smell like a gay dudes asshole. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 10:58pm - Samantha ""] Please enlighten us as to the difference between "a gay dude's asshole" and that of a straight man. You seem to be knowledgeable in this subject. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 10:59pm - DukeManjunk ""] Sam, come to my place saturday afternoon/evening-ish and help me kill a keg! |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 11:09pm - Samantha ""] I'm going to be busy on Saturday. I would elaborate but not on a public forum where creeps can stalk me. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 11:24pm - Headbanging_Man ""] Samantha said:I'm going to be busy on Saturday. I would elaborate but not on a public forum where creeps can stalk me. OMG, YOU SOUND IMPORTANT, CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!?! |
| _________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 11:26pm - Burnsy ""] Samantha said:Please enlighten us as to the difference between "a gay dude's asshole" and that of a straight man. You seem to be knowledgeable in this subject. Probably smells more like dick. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 11:41pm - Samantha ""] Headbanging_Man said: Samantha said:I'm going to be busy on Saturday. I would elaborate but not on a public forum where creeps can stalk me. OMG, YOU SOUND IMPORTANT, CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!?! It has nothing to do with being "important". You obviously missed the memo about creeps stalking people. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 21,2012 12:04am - TROLL OF MISERY ""] Kill a keg kill a kill a keg keg |
| __________________________________________________ [Jun 21,2012 12:08am - stalker with standards ""] Seriously who would want to stalk your loose ass, tired tits or not, we have standards. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 21,2012 12:57am - YearoftheDragon ""] faggotsauce said:Whatever nigger. you smell like a gay dudes asshole. Good one Nate! |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 21,2012 8:14am - Samantha ""] stalker%20with%20standards said:Seriously who would care about what some anonymous troll has to say. I am a cowardly basement dweller and should be treated as such. /fixed |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 21,2012 10:05am - Serpentor ""] tit talker must stop! [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 21,2012 10:23am - fenrazor ""] see you all soon. very soon! |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 21,2012 2:35pm - fenGAYzor ""] I LIKE TO INJECT HEROIN IN MY BUTTHOLE PLEASE GIVE ME MORE CRYSTAL METH |
| ________________________________________________________ [Jun 21,2012 3:01pm - The Sheboygan Cactus Attacker ""] A 22-year-old Sheboygan man was charged Thursday for allegedly attacking his live-in girlfriend Wednesday night with a cactus plant and biting her, leaving her "covered in blood," according to a criminal complaint. "I thought I'd seen everything … but a cactus beating, jeez," said Sheboygan County District Attorney Joe DeCecco. "I guess it's the thing that was closest at hand." Nathaniel S. Radzicki was charged with felony substantial battery and misdemeanor disorderly conduct. He faces almost a decade behind bars for the alleged beating because the district attorney applied penalty enhancers for use of a "dangerous weapon" and domestic abuse. "Nathaniel went psycho. He acted like he was possessed, like he was the devil," Radzicki's girlfriend told police, according to the complaint. DeCecco said authorities aren't sure why Radzicki allegedly attacked the woman. According to the complaint, the girlfriend said Radzicki was upset over some phone calls he had made earlier in the evening but otherwise could not explain the attack. "He was drinking, he got depressed … and he just lit off on her for some reason," DeCecco said. Police were called to the couple's south-side apartment about 10:15 p.m. Wednesday after a passerby reported hearing a woman yell, "Stop it, you're hurting me," according to the criminal complaint. DeCecco said the police had to threaten to use pepper spray on Radzicki before they could take him into custody, and he still was out of control at the police station. "He was yelling and screaming and kicking at the doors," DeCecco said, citing the police report. Radzicki's girlfriend told police that Radzicki attacked her with the cactus while she was doing dishes in the apartment they shared. The attack was unprovoked, she told police. The woman had half-inch cactus thorns stuck in her neck, face and arms that medical staff had to remove with tweezers, the complaint said. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 21,2012 3:04pm - SkinSandwich ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 22,2012 6:58pm - DukeManjunk ""] i know its short notice, but are we all getting shithammered tonight?! |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 23,2012 1:05am - DukeFagCock ""] Not with you, RETARD FAGGOT! |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 23,2012 9:37am - DukeManjunk ""] got called into ralphs last night when i was on my way out the door.....that keg is still on for today though.... |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 23,2012 10:13am - SkinSandwich ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 23,2012 11:37am - YearoftheDragon ""] I stayed thirsty from last night, and I'll haunt in a coupla hours mang! |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 26,2012 6:11am - attention whores ""] Lol @ this thread and everyone involved. Let's all be cool and hang out at Tortilla clams drink all night and spend yet another day making a difference in the world. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 26,2012 8:09am - total faggotry ""] LOL @ these fucking cock smokers paging each other here instead of using a telephone because they think it makes them look like they are so cool and important |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 29,2012 11:31am - DukeManjunk ""] we drinking tomorrow? i gotta climb on sunday so i cant get too drunk. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 30,2012 10:34am - DukeManjunk ""] scratch that, most likely not climbing tomorrow because my brother went climbing last night after work, and hit the deck from 25 feet....broke his back. theres about a 90% chance i can get obnoxiously drunk tonight |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 12,2012 12:51pm - HAMBONE ""] bump |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 12,2013 12:26pm - Tortilla Sam ""] All of these drunk shitheels have been banned from my restaurant. |