I like this song...a lot. The Browning.[views:13584][posts:64]_______________________________ [Feb 14,2012 5:53pm - Hoser ""] No real gutar or drum talent, but the song is pretty cool. bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 6:00pm - trioxin_245 ""] lol |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 6:13pm - Garth Algar ""] Shouldn't this be posted in the shitty crabcore thread? |
| _______________________________ [Feb 14,2012 6:41pm - cher ""] trioxin_245 said:lol |
| ______________________________ [Feb 14,2012 6:44pm - ark ""] they had powerful muses when they thought of that keyboard line, let me tell ya |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 7:03pm - nekronaut ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 8:15pm - the_reverend ""] listening to this album caused me all sorts of confusion. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 8:20pm - DukeManjunk ""] REAL GUITAR AND DRUM TALENT bennyhillifier |
| _______________________________ [Feb 15,2012 8:48am - Pires ""] The best part about the video/song was the bassists shirt. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 15,2012 9:03am - Hoser ""] Hey dickholes, I didn't say nor even allude that they were some awesome band. I just stated that I liked the song a lot. I more than most of you tards have proven that I have spectacular taste in music, and moreover understand talent that goes beyond a bunch of noodling retards strung out on adding mathematics to their music just for wow factor. Now...before you post some moronic retort, you must be over 30 years of age, own a car (borrowing mom's doesn't count), have a job that you faithfully make it to every day, and not be a vegan...cuz vegans are just stupid, trendy, "we're better than you" type of dolts anyway. You mustn't have had a Pabst or even talked about a Pabst in at least 5 years (i.e. trendy and poor taste), you must have NEVER spray painted an anarchy sign on anything, period. AND, if you listened to anything like Korn or Disturbed before "your tastes got harder so you sought harder music", or you've ever worn a hat with a flat brim, or if you've ever had guages in your ears, or if you've ever gotten an "A" in math class, or if your 1st guitar was NOT a Hondo bought at a yard sale for $5 when you were 11 years old....AND you still have that guitar even though it would be better served as firewood. IF ANY OF THE ABOVE APPLY TO YOU, PLEASE DO NOT REPLY, BECAUSE YOUR ARGUMENT WILL IMMEDIATELY BE DEEMED INVALID BY THE BOARD (BORED) OF METAL SELECTMEN. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 9:14am - Garth Algar ""] Why would you have to be over thirty to comment on music made for 13 teen year olds? |
| _______________________________ [Feb 15,2012 9:18am - timma ""] Is that Jack Black on lead vocals? I'm pretty sure that's Jack Black. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 9:25am - the_reverend ""] the worst thing about that video is the giant X on his sweatshirt. The best thing is that you can drop e and go to their shows. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 15,2012 9:57am - Cher ""] I wore my friends flat brim hat for 30 mins once when I was drunk but I didnt like it, does that count? |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 10:13am - trioxin_245 ""] Hoser said:Hey dickholes, I didn't say nor even allude that they were some awesome band. I just stated that I liked the song a lot. I more than most of you tards have proven that I have spectacular taste in music, and moreover understand talent that goes beyond a bunch of noodling retards strung out on adding mathematics to their music just for wow factor. Now...before you post some moronic retort, you must be over 30 years of age, own a car (borrowing mom's doesn't count), have a job that you faithfully make it to every day, and not be a vegan...cuz vegans are just stupid, trendy, "we're better than you" type of dolts anyway. You mustn't have had a Pabst or even talked about a Pabst in at least 5 years (i.e. trendy and poor taste), you must have NEVER spray painted an anarchy sign on anything, period. AND, if you listened to anything like Korn or Disturbed before "your tastes got harder so you sought harder music", or you've ever worn a hat with a flat brim, or if you've ever had guages in your ears, or if you've ever gotten an "A" in math class, or if your 1st guitar was NOT a Hondo bought at a yard sale for $5 when you were 11 years old....AND you still have that guitar even though it would be better served as firewood. IF ANY OF THE ABOVE APPLY TO YOU, PLEASE DO NOT REPLY, BECAUSE YOUR ARGUMENT WILL IMMEDIATELY BE DEEMED INVALID BY THE BOARD (BORED) OF METAL SELECTMEN. What does any of this have to do with you posting an awful song? |
| __________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 10:15am - RustyPS ""] Between the photoshop and Hoser's meltdown, this thread is A+. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 10:18am - Burnsy ""] Only Brown Jenkins is real. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 11:04am - Hoser ""] I gave you the conditions and you failed to display the minimum requirement for posting. The line you have reached...i.e. will not be trolled. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 11:06am - Burnsy ""] I'm sorry, I was gifted in math and I chose to be born in 86. :( |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 11:10am - Alx_Casket ""] Burnsy said:Only Brown Jenkins is real. Fuck yeah. Also, [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 11:20am - ValkyrieScreams ""] the_reverend said:the worst thing about that video is the giant X on his sweatshirt. The best thing is that you can drop e and go to their shows. My first thought was something along the lines of "rave metal, the new crab core"... then I saw that giant X and I couldn't help but chuckle... ohhh the irony. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 11:24am - nekronaut ""] [img] nekronaut said:[img] |
| _________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 11:24am - xmikex ""] Shitty bands like this are what you get for letting bands like Remembering Never slide on a being a bunch of nu-metal dweebs 8 years ago. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 11:31am - hog hide ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 12:30pm - arktouros ""] Hoser said:I gave you the conditions and you failed to display the minimum requirement for posting. The line you have reached...i.e. will not be trolled. baahaha, sorry i have a mathematics degree, was born in '85 and drink all sorts of cheap and expensive beers, i still have to say that every video i've seen you post is pretty bad dude. liking agalloch does not give you a pass to post bands that people born in '97 listen to. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 15,2012 12:33pm - blue ""] This is audio AIDS. You'd probably really like Design the Skyline, the Bunny the Bear and other awesome bands like that. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 12:38pm - Cher ""] Hider is gay lol |
| ________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 12:39pm - Cher ""] Hoser damn auto spell |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 12:56pm - arilliusbm ""] Hoser is awesome. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 12:58pm - the_reverend ""] hoser is awesome even though he does love having sex with other men. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 1:29pm - narkybark ""] who doesn't? |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 1:30pm - arktouros ""] usually straight guys, dude. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 1:31pm - narkybark ""] details, details |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 1:35pm - arktouros ""] the browning is coming soon. [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 1:39pm - narkybark ""] sorry, I watched the video in the OP and got carried away |
| _______________________________ [Feb 15,2012 3:55pm - Hoser ""] I thought that my post was well thought out and would subconciously antagonize 90% of the board. Apparently, you don't have to be a troll to troll the trolls. I just threw some tasty bait out there and angered the young beefsteaks who don't know me. They apparently haven't seen my "member since" date. I AM THE ORIGINAL TROLL. I WAS TROLLING BEFORE THE FIRST TROLLS BEGAN TROLLING THE FUTURE TROLLS. KNOW YOUR PLACE YOUNG TROLLS, BOW TO THE FATHER TROLL AND RECEIVE HIS BLESSING. MY TASTE IN MUSIC IS BETTER THAN YOURS, AND I STILL HAVE ENOUGH HAIR ON MY BALLS TO ADMIT THAT I LIKE A SONG, EVEN THOUGH IT WON'T BE POPULAR WITH THE RTTP GAIS. You guys couldn't even hold my jockstrap up. You shitbirds were still popping pimples and jacking off to the lingerie section of the Sears catalogue when I began trolling. |
| _______________________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 4:05pm - fuckface_ninja_retard ""] I GOT LOTSA BROWNING IN MY PANTZ!!!! |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 4:05pm - trioxin 245nli ""] Hoser said: They apparently haven't seen my "member since" date. [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 4:07pm - arktouros ""] hoser that's all well and good, i'm just surprised you like this stuff. this is 13 year old bargain bin stuff. IT'S CRAP. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 4:08pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] TROLL TROLLING TROLLS OR TROLOLOLOLOL |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 4:18pm - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| _______________________________ [Feb 15,2012 4:26pm - Hoser ""] arktouros said:hoser that's all well and good, i'm just surprised you like this stuff. this is 13 year old bargain bin stuff. IT'S CRAP. Dude...Pal...Buddy I like the song...it's different. It's like techno-core. I'm not a techno guy at all, but I think that it's creative. Kinda neat. I'm sorry...maybe the kids like it, I don't care. I'm 36 years old with a career, a wife, and a couple of really neat kids, one of which smashed his face falling off of the monkey bars at school today. It's just an opinion that I thought I should post on RTTP. I knew that the young bucks here would trash all over it, because I would have 10 years ago. Call it old age, call it trolling the little, self-esteem bloated buttwipes that post here. Call it whatever you want,. I like the song, and am drinking a vodka and passion fruit juice as I crank it in my house right now. Give the little peckerwipes my regards if you personally see then. Let then know that grand daddy Hoser is still seen at some pretty damned good shows...he just sits in the corner booth with the hot babes and sips his drink. Occasionally, he gets drunk enough to come out and pose for a pic that ends up on RTTP. BTW....Dying Muse needs to call me. We need to be OLD together. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 4:28pm - largefreakatzero ""] Sorry Hose, this song and band are extraordinarily gay. I only clicked the thread because I saw Browning and hoping it was a thread about guns. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 15,2012 4:29pm - Hoser ""] douchebag_patrol said:[img] It may show my age, but this is where I got my screen name from. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 4:33pm - RustyPS ""] bennyhillifier |
| _______________________________ [Feb 15,2012 4:38pm - Hoser ""] largefreakatzero said:Sorry Hose, this song and band are extraordinarily gay. I only clicked the thread because I saw Browning and hoping it was a thread about guns. Andols...don't post against me in public! We can't let the kids know that we disagree! We're supposed to be a team! |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 4:42pm - largefreakatzero ""] You can be on my team, but you'll need to spend some time in the penalty box for this posting atrocity. I mean, come on dude, I wanted to beat the shit out of this entire band after 5 seconds into the song. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 4:44pm - douchebag_patrol ""] Hoser said: It may show my age, but this is where I got my screen name from. [img] WATCH THIS MOVIE. DRINK EVERY TIME THEY SAY "HOSER". GET TOTALLY SHITFACED AND WAKE UP THE NEXT MORNING IN A PILE OF SOMEONE ELSE'S PUKE IN THE SNOW IN CANADA WEARING ONLY ONE SOCK, A SCARF, AND EAR MUFFS. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 4:56pm - josh_hates_you ""] I meet all of hoser's requirements to post except for the a in math, having a current job and the guitar thing since i play drums. The best part of this video was when they showed a close up of the kick pedal. Pretty sure it's the same tama speed cobra that I use. Refreshing to see something other than axis pedals. The worst part was pretty much everything else including but not limited to the song itself. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 4:59pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Strange Brew appreeshed |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 5:01pm - Garth Algar ""] 36 is so old bro! You must be so wise. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 5:12pm - arilliusbm ""] First time I trolled on this site was about people smoking weed at shows and got xmikex angry, to the point where he wanted me to go to Bridgewater State College to fight him. this must have been in 2002, early 2003. OLD TROLLS UNITE |
| _______________________________ [Feb 15,2012 5:12pm - Hoser ""] Garth....do you meet the requirements!!??? Do you!!?? You posted!!! |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 5:21pm - Garth Algar ""] I definitely meet the most important one, I'm not a vegan. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 15,2012 5:34pm - Hoser ""] Oh, thank God. Post all you want....you dont have any trendy ear guages do you? |
| _______________________________ [Feb 15,2012 5:36pm - Hoser ""] People with ear guages look like idiots as it is now...wait until they're 50...if they even make it to that. They will look like raisins with gay ears. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 15,2012 9:26pm - yummy ""] Hoser said: Now...before you post some moronic retort, you must be over 30 years of age, own a car (borrowing mom's doesn't count), have a job that you faithfully make it to every day, and not be a vegan...cuz vegans are just stupid, trendy, "we're better than you" type of dolts anyway. You mustn't have had a Pabst or even talked about a Pabst in at least 5 years (i.e. trendy and poor taste), you must have NEVER spray painted an anarchy sign on anything, period. AND, if you listened to anything like Korn or Disturbed before "your tastes got harder so you sought harder music", or you've ever worn a hat with a flat brim, or if you've ever had guages in your ears, or if you've ever gotten an "A" in math class, or if your 1st guitar was NOT a Hondo bought at a yard sale for $5 when you were 11 years old....AND you still have that guitar even though it would be better served as firewood. IF ANY OF THE ABOVE APPLY TO YOU, PLEASE DO NOT REPLY, BECAUSE YOUR ARGUMENT WILL IMMEDIATELY BE DEEMED INVALID BY THE BOARD (BORED) OF METAL SELECTMEN. Haha, damn I kinda miss these rants by you. I went through each and every one of those. I think I'm really close on this one. Song sucks however. I am 32 years old. I own a 98 Toyota Corolla 4 door sedan. I got let go from the Post Office this past July after 6 years but am set to win a discrimination lawsuit through the EEO department and will be reinstated any day with back compensation. But until then I worked every day but Sunday. I am not a vegan but would be if I could afford it. I find my morals are not being compromised being a vegetarian. I am smart, out of the loop, and know people better than me. I have had a Pabst in the last 5 years. It's been mmm....maybe 6 months ago. Until now I haven't talked about it. I've NEVER spray painted an anarchy logo on anything but I'm sure I used a magic marker on my trapper keeper in school, exclamation point. I did like Korn at first but never Disturbed which was somewhat softer than the death metal I also listened to. I've never been much of a hat person but I found myself folding my brims in little league. Damn sun...only piercing I got was my tongue which I eventually after a few years got annoyed with. So, no gauges..lets see what else....Math was the only subject I got A's in. My first guitar was a Rok Axe. I think it was a package deal with strap, gigbag, picks, strings, and the transcription of Stairway to Heaven for 170ish. I was 14 and bought it with my own money from mowing lawns. I still have it and it's pathetic but I would never get rid of it. I'd like to know how I did. Not sure if I said it but that song was piss poor. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 15,2012 11:15pm - Mark_R ""] I meet all those criteria except the over-30 part. I'm 29. So close...yet so far away! |
| _______________________________ [Feb 16,2012 1:50pm - Hoser ""] yummy said: Hoser said: Now...before you post some moronic retort, you must be over 30 years of age, own a car (borrowing mom's doesn't count), have a job that you faithfully make it to every day, and not be a vegan...cuz vegans are just stupid, trendy, "we're better than you" type of dolts anyway. You mustn't have had a Pabst or even talked about a Pabst in at least 5 years (i.e. trendy and poor taste), you must have NEVER spray painted an anarchy sign on anything, period. AND, if you listened to anything like Korn or Disturbed before "your tastes got harder so you sought harder music", or you've ever worn a hat with a flat brim, or if you've ever had guages in your ears, or if you've ever gotten an "A" in math class, or if your 1st guitar was NOT a Hondo bought at a yard sale for $5 when you were 11 years old....AND you still have that guitar even though it would be better served as firewood. IF ANY OF THE ABOVE APPLY TO YOU, PLEASE DO NOT REPLY, BECAUSE YOUR ARGUMENT WILL IMMEDIATELY BE DEEMED INVALID BY THE BOARD (BORED) OF METAL SELECTMEN. Haha, damn I kinda miss these rants by you. I went through each and every one of those. I think I'm really close on this one. Song sucks however. I am 32 years old. I own a 98 Toyota Corolla 4 door sedan. I got let go from the Post Office this past July after 6 years but am set to win a discrimination lawsuit through the EEO department and will be reinstated any day with back compensation. But until then I worked every day but Sunday. I am not a vegan but would be if I could afford it. I find my morals are not being compromised being a vegetarian. I am smart, out of the loop, and know people better than me. I have had a Pabst in the last 5 years. It's been mmm....maybe 6 months ago. Until now I haven't talked about it. I've NEVER spray painted an anarchy logo on anything but I'm sure I used a magic marker on my trapper keeper in school, exclamation point. I did like Korn at first but never Disturbed which was somewhat softer than the death metal I also listened to. I've never been much of a hat person but I found myself folding my brims in little league. Damn sun...only piercing I got was my tongue which I eventually after a few years got annoyed with. So, no gauges..lets see what else....Math was the only subject I got A's in. My first guitar was a Rok Axe. I think it was a package deal with strap, gigbag, picks, strings, and the transcription of Stairway to Heaven for 170ish. I was 14 and bought it with my own money from mowing lawns. I still have it and it's pathetic but I would never get rid of it. I'd like to know how I did. Not sure if I said it but that song was piss poor. I like you, yumy. It seems as if we may have a few things in common. I miss my rants too...there were some awesome ones. I may need to have my own ranting talk show, but the rants have to be random and pointless as most of them have been in the past. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 16,2012 1:51pm - Hoser ""] But I could never be a vegan unless animals stopped tasting so good. I also LOVE my boots, I need them for my job and mine are super comfortable, and waterproof. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 16,2012 3:21pm - Josh_Martin ""] I am the only one who saw the title of this thread and though it was about what happens to Hosers underwear? |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 16,2012 3:24pm - Josh_Martin ""] Also, PBR was fucking awesome for 100 years before it became trendy. Not liking something thats awesome just because it becomes trendy for a while makes you as big of a douche as the hipster faggots that do like. love, Josh PBR Drinker since '91 |
| ______________________________ [Feb 16,2012 3:27pm - Yeti ""] Hoser posts a shit song and then insults anyone who doesn't like it? *gasp* |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 16,2012 3:41pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] [img] |
| _______________________________ [Feb 16,2012 3:55pm - yummy ""] Thanks Hoser, I prefer to be hated for what I am than liked for what I'm not. |