Happy Valentines Day, Bungholes[views:6577][posts:62]______________________________ [Feb 14,2012 8:04am - Yeti ""] [img] |
| _______________________________ [Feb 14,2012 8:21am - Pires ""] It says choo-choo-chose me and It's a picture of a train hahaha |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 8:27am - Alexecutioner ""] Valentines day is the biggest fagget holiday ever |
| ________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 8:32am - Burnsy ""] Alexecutioner said: fagget Troll handle: "arrow in the knee" identified. ;-) |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 8:32am - bitch_please nli ""] yea, it is. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 8:55am - arktouros ""] i moved valentine's day to friday. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 9:01am - DukeManjunk ""] bennyhillifier |
| __________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 9:33am - Geminiii ""] In Vermont with my girl. Haters can hate. But there's Bacon for days here. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 9:33am - the_reverend ""] as usual, working. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 9:37am - posbleak ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 9:43am - SkinSandwich ""] [img] |
| _______________________________ [Feb 14,2012 9:45am - timma ""] The only thing that matters today is that it's my dad's birthday and he's the goddamn man. Anything and everything else is false. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 9:52am - CurlyRed ""] Valentines day is as lame as New Year's eve. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 9:55am - FuckIsMySignature ""] i'll be getting drunk off scotch tonight. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 9:57am - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 9:57am - largefreakatzero ""] As lame as it is, I still made my wife hot and bothered when I sent flowers to her office this morning. I also bought her a Ruger LCP .380 with laser sights last week. Oh the love. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 9:57am - Burnsy ""] FuckIsMySignature said:i'll be getting drunk off scotch tonight. Good idea. Hockey, scotch and verdant festivities. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 9:58am - arktouros ""] timma said:The only thing that matters today is that it's my dad's birthday and he's the goddamn man. Anything and everything else is false. no shit, mine too! |
| ________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 10:06am - timma ""] All that spring time lovin' coming to fruition at once, haha |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 10:08am - largefreakatzero ""] Mine's Saturday. Unfortunately approaching the final epic age of Dwyer. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 10:09am - Alexecutioner ""] i plan on masturbating myself to sleep using my own tears as lubricant |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 10:11am - Alx_Casket ""] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 10:16am - Burnsy ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 10:21am - arktouros ""] arktouros said: timma said:The only thing that matters today is that it's my dad's birthday and he's the goddamn man. Anything and everything else is false. no shit, mine too! as in, my dad's as well. he's also approaching dwyer but will never reach him. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 10:37am - arilliusbm ""] I moved Valentine's Day to every day. |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 10:39am - FuckIsMySignature ""] arilliusbm said:I moved Valentine's Day to every day. fuck that. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 10:39am - arilliusbm ""] Why? |
| _______________________________ [Feb 14,2012 10:41am - Yeti ""] this "holiday" makes my skin crawl. may any man who utters the words "Happy Valentine's Day" be boiled in his own pudding, and buried with a rose stem through his heart. |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 10:46am - FuckIsMySignature ""] arilliusbm said:Why? this is the most miserable day of the year. why would i want to multiply it by 365? i understand what you are saying though. people should celebrate their love for each other every day and so on and so forth... |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 10:47am - arilliusbm ""] ATTN GIRLS: SOMEONE FUCK FIMS AND GET IT OVER WITH. |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 10:50am - FuckIsMySignature ""] gee thanks. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 10:52am - arilliusbm ""] That wasn't meant as an insult. You will find a girl dude, don't worry. |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 10:55am - FuckIsMySignature ""] in b4 flurry of shitbag trolls. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 10:56am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 11:02am - Shitbag T-Roll ""] Hey cutie ; ) |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 11:09am - Alx_Casket ""] arilliusbm said:I moved Valentine's Day to every day. [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 11:17am - posbleak ""] It's the easiest day of the year for guys to get laid and you're all complaining Take ten seconds to write something nice in a card and you're practically guaranteed anal (no sane person should be demanding diamonds and lobster tails) It's also the easiest night of the year to pick up some strange Go forth and smush |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 11:18am - DukeManjunk ""] steak and BJ day is better than valentines day, hands down. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 11:23am - Burnsy ""] posbleak said:It's the easiest day of the year for guys to get laid and you're all complaining Take ten seconds to write something nice in a card Amen. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 11:25am - arilliusbm ""] lol @ cutting out the anal part. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 11:26am - DukeManjunk ""] arilliusbm said:lol @ cutting out the turdcutter part. fix'd |
| _________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 11:30am - Burnsy ""] Why go anal when there's a vagina inches away? Is it because the vagina is too loose and doesn't provide the necessary traction? If so, perhaps it's time to find a new girl. To each their own but I go for the pink not the stink. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 11:32am - DukeManjunk ""] any port in a storm! |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 11:32am - arilliusbm ""] TMI |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 11:34am - Alx_Casket ""] MEN'S ASSES |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 11:37am - posbleak ""] I almost put "ball play" instead of "anal" there |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 11:39am - Samantha ""] [img] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 11:40am - RustyPS ""] ain't nothing wrong with ball play |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 11:43am - Samantha ""] bennyhillifier |
| _________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 11:51am - KEVORD ""] the_reverend said:as usual, working.You're constantly on vacation. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 14,2012 12:01pm - Lamp ""] February 15th is where it's at. Layaway on flavored chalk at every pharmacy ever. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 1:45pm - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| _______________________________ [Feb 14,2012 2:51pm - yummy ""] Flavored chalk! |
| ______________________________ [Feb 14,2012 3:20pm - Yeti ""] Burnsy said:Why go anal when there's a vagina inches away? Is it because the vagina is too loose and doesn't provide the necessary traction? If so, perhaps it's time to find a new girl. To each their own but I go for the pink not the stink. i was just listening to this speech by Neil degrasse Tyson where he was refuting any creationist claims about the universe being designed with us in mind, simply because of how flawed we are and how hostile everything is. anyways he said something hilarious: and what's going on with what's between our legs? it's like an entertainment complex built in the middle of a sewage system. no designer would ever build that! |
| ________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 3:22pm - Burnsy ""] HAHA! Yeah or building an amusement park at Chernobyl. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 3:26pm - RustyPS ""] While very funny, it also is a very interesting question. Why are our reproductive organs so close to our anuses? You would think you would want those two things as far apart as possible. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 3:27pm - Alx_Casket ""] Because anal sex is awesome. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 3:28pm - Burnsy ""] Probably not the case, but the plural of anus should be ani. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 14,2012 3:31pm - Yeti ""] between shit and piss we are born. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 14,2012 3:32pm - Yeti ""] it's obvious why balls hang the way they do. if men didn't have balls, they would be unstoppable. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 3:36pm - narkybark ""] rampant plunging dicks, nothing safe |
| ________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 3:37pm - Burnsy ""] narkybark said:rampant plunging dicks Scaphism song? |
| _________________________________ [Feb 14,2012 3:44pm - RustyPS ""] Burnsy said: narkybark said:rampant plunging dicks Scaphism song? :point: |