favorite quotes from influential people throughout history[views:6292][posts:49]_________________________________ [Nov 2,2011 9:28am - thinker ""] "this subscription to tv guide really sucks ass" -plato "what time are you getting out of work? we should tie a few on" -socrates "i can't stand the long lines at dunkin' donuts every morning" -aristotle "the new facebook really aggravates me" -abraham lincoln "did you happen to catch the new episode of survivor?" -theodore roosevelt |
| _________________________________ [Nov 2,2011 9:28am - thinker ""] "i'd like to slap that hoe's ass" -jesus christ |
| _________________________________ [Nov 2,2011 9:31am - thinker ""] "have you tried the new and improved domino's yet?" -charlemange |
| __________________________________ [Nov 2,2011 10:25am - thinker ""] "let's go to outback steakhouse and get some of those killer bacon cheese fries" -king henry viii |
| __________________________________ [Nov 2,2011 10:27am - thinker ""] "it's a real shame that daddy's junky music closed down" -andres segovia |
| __________________________________ [Nov 2,2011 10:31am - thinker ""] "hold on, let me get my burrito out of the microwave" -genghis khan |
| ________________________________ [Nov 2,2011 10:34am - xmikex ""] "Uh oh, better get Maaco" - Geoffrey Chaucer |
| __________________________________ [Nov 2,2011 10:36am - thinker ""] "drink bud ice, but beware of the penguins" -kaiser wilhelm |
| _______________________________ [Nov 2,2011 10:40am - Aril ""] GOOD! I AM NOT THE LEAST FUNNY TROLL HERE! THANK YOU, THINKER! |
| __________________________________ [Nov 2,2011 10:40am - thinker ""] "rttp is so five years ago" -george washington |
| __________________________________ [Nov 2,2011 10:53am - thinker ""] "their first album was the best" -napoleon bonaparte |
| ________________________________ [Nov 2,2011 12:37pm - arkwo ""] "man, i feel like shit. taco bell got me again." -vercingetorix |
| ___________________________________________ [Nov 2,2011 12:42pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Aril said:GOOD! I AM NOT THE LEAST FUNNY TROLL HERE! THANK YOU, THINKER! samefag is same |
| _______________________________ [Nov 2,2011 12:54pm - Aril ""] and you are the least funny man alive! |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 2,2011 1:00pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i know, a recent list informed me of this. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 2,2011 1:11pm - Sacreligion ""] "Fuck Brids" - Gilgamesh |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 2,2011 1:36pm - Raypissed ""] "Sieg Heil!"-me |
| _________________________________ [Nov 2,2011 2:13pm - thinker ""] "i just got call of duty on xbox 360" louis pasteur |
| _________________________________ [Nov 2,2011 2:41pm - thinker ""] "an arby's chicken bacon and swiss sounds really good right about now" -christopher columbus |
| _________________________________ [Nov 3,2011 3:29am - GeminiII ""] "Negro eqaulity? Fudge"- abraham lincoln |
| ______________________________ [Nov 3,2011 3:39am - Pires ""] "old news"-Aril |
| _________________________________ [Nov 3,2011 4:18am - thinker ""] you're doing it wrong. correct manner: "old news" -john quincy adams |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 3,2011 4:53am - Sacreligion ""] "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?" - Sir Isaac Newton |
| _____________________________ [Nov 3,2011 7:22am - Yeti ""] "Over that boy hand" - Sheriff of Rottingham |
| _____________________________ [Nov 3,2011 8:52am - ark ""] "did you play that new fuckin elder scrolls game" - socrates |
| _______________________________ [Nov 3,2011 9:07am - xmikex ""] Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing, only a signal shown, and a distant voice in the darkness; So on the ocean of life, we pass and speak one another, only a look and a voice, then darkness again and a silence. - Max Cavalera |
| _____________________________ [Nov 3,2011 9:09am - ark ""] bahahahahhaaha |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 4,2011 12:46am - the_reverend ""] "4g? But I just got 3G!" George Washington on the banks of the Delaware. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 4,2011 1:06am - thinker ""] "i have to piss like a race horse" -ulysses s. grant |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 4,2011 1:37am - the_reverend ""] "taste you wild side" - Rudolf Hess |
| _____________________________ [Nov 4,2011 7:27am - Yeti ""] "that's right, i'm also a surgeon!" - Josef Mengele |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 4,2011 8:18am - Alx_Casket ""] "There's an app for that." -JFK |
| _________________________________ [Nov 4,2011 8:32am - thinker ""] "what are you gonna make? hot pockets!" -roger sherman |
| _________________________________ [Nov 4,2011 8:33am - thinker ""] "pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime. when pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza any time." -julius "little" caesar |
| _________________________________ [Nov 4,2011 8:34am - thinker ""] "yo dawg, i herd you like cars so we put a car in yo car so you can drive while you drive" -henry ford |
| __________________________________ [Nov 4,2011 8:41am - Spaldino ""] thinker said:"pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime. when pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza any time." -julius "little" caesar that's fucking brilliant. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 20,2012 1:26am - thinker ""] "you should get a reverse mortgage" -martin luther |
| __________________________________ [Jul 20,2012 1:27am - thinker ""] "who lives in a pineapple under the sea? absorbent and yellow and porus is he. his nautical nonsense be something you wish. so drop on the deck and flop like a fish" -alexander the great |
| __________________________________ [Jul 20,2012 1:29am - thinker ""] "i really need to get home now so i can get a good night's sleep before work in the morning" -siddartha |
| __________________________________ [Jul 20,2012 1:30am - thinker ""] "illud divinium insanus is the best morbid angel release to date" -attila the hun |
| __________________________________ [Jul 20,2012 1:33am - thinker ""] "these rotten brats had better not even think about setting foot on my lawn or there will be a price to pay" -santa claus |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 20,2012 3:27am - chernobyl ""] "Kill a cop, killa killa cop cop" - obama |
| ______________________________ [Jul 20,2012 7:42am - Yeti ""] "HEINEKEN?? FUCK THAT SHIT!! PABST! BLUE! RIBBON!" - Frank Booth |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 20,2012 12:25pm - the_reverend ""] "try" - evil yoda |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 20,2012 1:01pm - Gregd-blessedoffal ""] Now this is my plan. Step number one: I will recruit the world's greatest criminal mind. Step number two: I will build an organization so sinister, so powerful, that by comparison La Cosa Nostra will seem like the Vienna Boys' Choir! - Former Chief Inspector Dreyfus |
| ______________________________ [Jul 20,2012 1:08pm - Yeti ""] the_reverend said:"try" - evil yoda bravo. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 21,2012 10:54am - slar you morbid? ""] "1877 kars for kids, K-A-R-S kars for kids, 1877 kars for kids, donate your car today!" -friedrich nietzsche |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 21,2012 10:57am - slar you morbid? ""] "hey colgate, i tried your toothpaste, and it made me FEEL, LIKE A PIECE, OF SHIT!" -mary queen of scots |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 21,2012 10:58am - slar you morbid? ""] "fuckin asshole wasnt even an actual zumba instructor." -Winston Churchill |
| ______________________________ [Jul 21,2012 1:14pm - Lamp ""] slar%20you%20morbid? said:"hey colgate, i tried your toothpaste, and it made me FEEL, LIKE A PIECE, OF SHIT!" -mary queen of scots hahahahahaha |