Eating wild mushrooms for tastiness not trippiness[views:9413][posts:26]__________________________________ [Sep 11,2011 11:39pm - Doomkid ""] Ever heard of the giant puff ball? Its this crazy mushroom, looks like this: [img] Thats just a small one though, they apparently can become as large as beach balls. Anyway, they're also pretty damn tasty to consume. They taste sort of like a weird combination of chicken and portabello mushroom when fried as I did this weekend. Thought some of you might be interested since they're a wild local mushroom. We picked this one out of my friends yard on Friday. TL;DR: cool story bro. [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] |
____________________________________________________________ [Sep 11,2011 11:59pm - Big bag of assorted nigger parts ""] [img] |
___________________________________ [Sep 12,2011 12:14am - ahdh id ""] I've never seen a shroom like that before, it even looks like chicken in the pick where you are slicing it...or tofurkey. I bet slicing it and then marinating/grilling one of those fuckers would be tops. I would do garlic, extra virgin olive oil, salt, pepper , balsamic vinegar ... Shit would be so cash |
____________________________________ [Sep 12,2011 12:53am - narkybark ""] THAT'S NO MOON |
_________________________________ [Sep 12,2011 1:44am - Doomkid ""] It had the texture of chicken in the best parts, it was a bit like cottage cheese in the rest. We're going to try to grab the ones growing now a bit earlier so we can cut big steaks off of them, as the Internet has recommended. |
____________________________________ [Sep 12,2011 1:44am - arilliusbm ""] I've seen those around. Interesting stuff; I just don't have the balls or knowledge in figuring out what shrooms are edible and which ones aren't.. |
_________________________________ [Sep 12,2011 1:47am - Doomkid ""] This one has no poisonous look-alikes so its pretty safe. After discovering the growth I checked them out and they're actually recommended for people who want to start gathering mushrooms in general. (because apparently that is a thing) |
______________________________________ [Sep 12,2011 1:53am - calender.Tjp ""] this is unbelievable |
_____________________________________ [Sep 12,2011 2:04am - late_rising ""] this is relevant to my interests. any hints as to where these can be found growing in the wild in Eastern MA? |
_________________________________ [Sep 12,2011 2:11am - Doomkid ""] There's been a large bloom under a random bush at my friend's house in Arlington, but aside from that I am unsure. However I hope to be tossing a couple of the mature ones under other bushes and in good possible growing locations in Cambridge and Allston in the next few days. They each contain a few trillion spores... Regardless, other than that one spot I've never seen them in MA before. |
______________________________________ [Sep 12,2011 2:30am - the_reverend ""] DISGUSTING. mushrooms are the worst. |
________________________________________ [Sep 12,2011 2:41am - SANDAL POLICE ""] the_reverend said:DISGUSTING. mushrooms are the worst. DO NOT make us revoke your sandals! |
_________________________________________ [Sep 12,2011 3:21am - bobnomaamrooney ""] ITT: Several days later Doomkid dies from eating juvenile death caps. |
_________________________________ [Sep 12,2011 8:00am - sxealex ""] SANDAL%20POLICE said: the_reverend said:DISGUSTING. mushrooms are the worst. DO NOT make us revoke your sandals! bahahahahahahahaha |
_______________________________________ [Sep 12,2011 9:23am - AndrewBastard ""] narkybark said:THAT'S NO MOON ^^ like also, this thread: :pukeface::pukeface::pukeface: all mushrooms = gross. |
_______________________________________ [Sep 12,2011 9:28am - aaron_michael ""] Clearly you haters are not..... Fun..... gis. Yeah yeah I know, chinatown... |
_______________________________ [Sep 12,2011 10:43am - Yeti ""] narkybark said:THAT'S NO MOON hahahahahahahahaha holy shit i just choked on my pop tart. also i see no point in eating wretched mushrooms unless they contain psylocibin. |
__________________________________ [Sep 12,2011 10:58am - Doomkid ""] While the bottom of this mushroom was nasty, it was just like cutting off a bad bit of an apple. But yeah, I guess seeing a weird white ball on the ground the size of your foot and thinking "I wonder if I could eat that" is not a normal response. |
_____________________________________ [Sep 12,2011 11:00am - eyeroller ""] Ever have a wart? This is eating the earth's wart. Gross. |
__________________________________ [Sep 12,2011 11:27am - Doomkid ""] This is really about botany vs mycology. |
___________________________________________ [Sep 12,2011 11:57am - largefreakatzero ""] Nice, I loves the mushrooms. Looks tasty. |
__________________________________ [Sep 12,2011 12:08pm - sxealex ""] i mean that was probably pretty bland if u didnt marinade it no? |
__________________________________ [Sep 12,2011 12:22pm - Doomkid ""] We rolled in in bread crumbs w/scrambled eggs and garlic before cooking. It was actually pretty flavorful on its own, next one I want to cut into bigger pieces so the breading:mushroom ratio is lower. The texture was what was ridiculous though, I saw it described elsewhere online as a "marsh-mellow center" but it was really more like a perfectly textured almost-melted cheese. |
_______________________________________ [Sep 12,2011 12:23pm - the_reverend ""] I would rather marinade a sock. |
_______________________________ [Sep 12,2011 12:23pm - ark ""] Down with the cult of fungus fruit |
_______________________________ [Sep 12,2011 12:26pm - ark ""] Or, I AM down with the cult of fungus fruit, just to be clear |
_______________________________ [Sep 12,2011 12:45pm - Yeti ""] THE CULT IS ALIVE |