Going grey and/or bald is officially disappreciated in 2011
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[Jun 6,2011 8:38am - arilliusbm ""]
old news and repost
found a few greys in my beard today and am greying like a mother fucker. Also, balding slowly but surely. I bet some of you assholes use Just For Men and Rogaine.
Who else started greying in their late 20s?
DISAPREESHED
[Jun 6,2011 8:40am - arilliusbm ""]
only a wisened elder arilliusbm will be real.
[Jun 6,2011 8:43am - AndrewBastard NLI ""]
ITT: OLD (man) NEWS
[Jun 6,2011 8:44am - JustinVaettir ""]
yup. keeping it short as fuck so that it's not noticeable.
[Jun 6,2011 8:44am - arilliusbm ""]
hahaha
[Jun 6,2011 8:49am - arilliusbm ""]
ultimate goal : Patrick Stewart's hair by 2014
[Jun 6,2011 8:50am - largefreakatzero ""]
Greys in beard, greys in head, slowly going bald. I'll just shave it off when it gets too bad, fuck spending money on dies and Rogaine.
[Jun 6,2011 8:50am - SLAAAAGG nli ""]
Was bald @ 21. Not a big deal. Never once has a woman complained. Greys make you look distinguished. Doesn't really matter : you are only as old as you feel. It is a mindset.
[Jun 6,2011 8:51am - Alx_Casket ""]
Those gray hairs are just from your collective years of wisdom and subtlety.
I'm slowly going bald too, but the rest of the men in my family were already totally bald at my age. Small and temporary victory. I normally wouldn't care about hair loss, but I have a massive scar that my hair is hiding, and I don't feel like having that on display 24/7 and people wondering what human studies program I escaped from.
[Jun 6,2011 8:52am - largefreakatzero ""]
I've got a good scar on the back of my head too -- but mine's from getting bottled.
[Jun 6,2011 8:52am - SLAAAAGG nli ""]
Only Darkseed is real.
[Jun 6,2011 8:59am - dreadkill ""]
i keep finding more white hairs in my beard. i think it's more about stress than age.
[Jun 6,2011 9:03am - arilliusbm ""]
SLAAAAGG%20nli said: Doesn't really matter : you are only as old as you feel. It is a mindset.
True
[Jun 6,2011 9:09am - Mark_R ""]
Mine's thin to begin with but I'm hoping it'll stay on until age 35. I got some specialty shampoo that supposedly helps but I just started using it, so I guess I'll notice something in a few weeks.
[Jun 6,2011 9:13am - Alx_Casket ""]
Top metalhead discussions:
1) hair
2) music gear
3) bands
4) past shows
5) future shows
6) alcohol
7) fucking
8) tattoos
9) hatred of hipsters
10) motherfucking dragons and shit
[Jun 6,2011 9:14am - arilliusbm ""]
skullet headbanging or gtfo
[Jun 6,2011 9:15am - mike29 ""]
Bald in my mid-20's, started to get grey beard last year. I'm closing in on 40 though. Fuck it. Lose hair on head, gain hair in ears and nose appreesh.
[Jun 6,2011 9:16am - arilliusbm ""]
11.) shitting at work
12.) stealing 4chan humor and posting it because original homemade humor is a lost art
[Jun 6,2011 9:19am - pam ""]
I have greys but I murder them with dye.
[Jun 6,2011 9:22am - dreadkill ""]
13. only such and fuck is real
14. hatred for the phrase only such and fuck is real
15. bachelor frog
16. dun goofed
17. ???
18. profits
[Jun 6,2011 9:24am - pam ""]
19. Aaron complaining about his dick/bowels
[Jun 6,2011 9:27am - dreadkill ""]
20. Aaron complaining about pet excrement
[Jun 6,2011 9:28am - pam ""]
His pets actually work for me. Whenever they shit on his carpet I steeple my fingers and say "gooood....goooood".
[Jun 6,2011 9:39am - Sinistas ""]
Started balding at 19, cut it off at 23. Good decision, I've got nothing left on top at this point.
[Jun 6,2011 9:59am - the_reverend ""]
started balding in mid/late 20's. didn't get grays until into my 30's. Now they are snow balling. I think that in my 20's faced with going gray, they just fell out.
[Jun 6,2011 10:08am - ouchdrummer ""]
I've just started getting significant greys.. i like it.
It gives me a distinguished look. *wink wink*[Jun 6,2011 10:09am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
this thread is a sad bald panda
[Jun 6,2011 10:23am - Mutis ""]
Shooting grayscale sucks.
[Jun 6,2011 10:26am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Alx_Casket said:Top metalhead discussions:
1) hair
2) music gear
3) bands
4) past shows
5) future shows
6) alcohol
7) fucking
8) tattoos
9) hatred of hipsters
10) motherfucking dragons and shit
thread redeemed
[Jun 6,2011 10:27am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
I don't know what the problem is, these two things only further my 'beetus-related powers.
[Jun 6,2011 10:27am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
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[Jun 6,2011 10:36am - Yeti ""]
i found one grey a few weeks back, but otherwise my hair is growing in thick and dark brown. my dad's been bald since 25 and i'm five years beyond that with not one sign of balding, so i think i dodged a howitser on that one. Slag has it right, to worry about the effects from the natural (and inevitable) passage of time is nothing but a waste of time.
[Jun 6,2011 10:56am - dreadkill ""]
you're 30? i always thought you were younger.
[Jun 6,2011 11:00am - the_reverend ""]
DestroyYouAlot said:
Alx_Casket said:Top metalhead discussions:
1) hair
2) music gear
3) bands
4) past shows
5) future shows
6) alcohol
7) fucking
8) tattoos
9) hatred of hipsters
10) motherfucking dragons and shit
thread redeemed No unicorn porn, no care.
[Jun 6,2011 11:02am - the_reverend ""]
here's a kicker, I didn't start getting chest hair until 30 or so... and I found a gray fucking chest hair. well, it might have been clear, but still.
[Jun 6,2011 11:27am - dreadkill ""]
i found a clear chest hair a few months ago.
[Jun 6,2011 11:36am - arilliusbm ""]
Grey pubes or terrorist
[Jun 6,2011 11:54am - the_reverend ""]
I should say that my grays on top are really on the side. there are only a couple, but my brother is 3.5 years younger and he went Reed Richards in his 20's and is now more of a silver fox.
[Jun 6,2011 12:35pm - xmikex ""]
I have a few scattered grays. If any of you ever lived with my ex-girlfriend for 3 years you'd either be bald or dead. So I'll take my grays and move on.
[Jun 6,2011 1:58pm - NuclearWinter ""]
"If I have only one hair left on my head, it will be long." - Hellbutcher
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[Jun 6,2011 2:06pm - Alx_Casket ""]
^pinky extended = eloquence in drinking
[Jun 6,2011 2:38pm - Skinsandwich ""]
Grey/white hairs in beard and balding a bit. Doesn't bother me a bit. Fuck it, who cares. That worried about it shave everything.
[Jun 6,2011 2:44pm - arilliusbm ""]
only holding onto youth is real.
SM: 10
[Jun 6,2011 2:54pm - Skinsandwich ""]
Fuck youth. Espeically 17 year old youth with genitalia of the inside kind. MSD FTW?
[Jun 6,2011 2:55pm - arkquimanthorn ""]
never understood why a gentlemen invests in rogaine and dyes.
[Jun 6,2011 5:58pm - BlackoutRick ""]
Grey in my beard and stache everywhere.
21. Making fun of goofy promoters