"Damn you auto-correct!" *highlights*[views:13987][posts:52]_____________________________________ [May 23,2011 9:01am - ouchdrummer ""] This hot girl i know showed this to me, and i started fucking crying, i laughed so hard. list of 15 best "Auto-Corrects" from April |
| ____________________________________ [May 23,2011 9:09am - arilliusbm ""] lul |
| _____________________________________ [May 23,2011 9:11am - ouchdrummer ""] "I'm not opening my poophole for anyone!" |
| ___________________________________ [May 23,2011 9:14am - AMOROK666 ""] This is good stuff. I had to stop reading because I'm on the train laughing like an asshole, and don't want people to think I'm crazy..... |
| _____________________________________ [May 23,2011 9:15am - ouchdrummer ""] yup, i think it makes everyone lol for real. |
| _____________________________________ [May 23,2011 9:16am - Analnymous ""] I was laughing so hard I almost just shat myself. I actually had to get up and run... Hahaha |
| _____________________________ [May 23,2011 9:35am - pam ""] I lol'd until there were tears. |
| _____________________________________ [May 23,2011 12:00pm - arilliusbm ""] I hate the iPhone autocorrect. This shut is hilarious |
| ____________________________________ [May 23,2011 12:01pm - dreadkill ""] i was reading this list this morning. i hope it's your shaved pussy |
| __________________________________________ [May 23,2011 2:15pm - KILLER KADUGGAN ""] is this actually real? they seem fake. might just be me and the fact that I have no idea how they got screenshots of their phone onto the internet like that. |
| __________________________________________ [May 23,2011 2:17pm - KILLER KADUGGAN ""] also, JUST TYPE THE FUCKING WORDS OUT, YOU LAZY ASSHOLES. |
| _________________________________ [May 23,2011 2:18pm - sxealex ""] i like "i killed her in the woods outside her house and left" |
| _________________________________ [May 23,2011 2:19pm - sxealex ""] KILLER%20KADUGGAN said:also, JUST TYPE THE FUCKING WORDS OUT, YOU LAZY ASSHOLES. this guys never had a smart phone obv |
| _____________________________________ [May 23,2011 2:32pm - ouchdrummer ""] obviously. And those obviously aren't screenshots.. they're templates that you type the info into to post online. |
| _____________________________________ [May 23,2011 2:33pm - ouchdrummer ""] i also loved "i killed her in the woods outside her house and left." "was that necessary dude? What, did she order the filet AND the lobster?" |
| _______________________________________ [May 23,2011 2:41pm - BradsauceNLI ""] Now everyone a work knows what I look like when I cry. |
| _____________________________________ [May 23,2011 2:41pm - ouchdrummer ""] awesome |
| ______________________________________ [May 23,2011 3:06pm - the_reverend ""] this is completely fake. |
| ______________________________________ [May 23,2011 3:09pm - the_reverend ""] but hilarious. the killed her made me lol. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 23,2011 3:12pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] MOTTSAPPLESAUCE payment. |
| _________________________________________ [May 23,2011 3:25pm - arkquimanthorn ""] people that say this is fake: i have an iphone. it's totally possible to take screenshots "out of your phone and get them onto the internet." and the autocorrect feature does this ALL THE TIME. i text in full words and sentences, and if you type one letter wrong, it will try to guess what you typed and replace it combining words with similar spelling OR completely different words using letters near what you typed on the keyboard. the problem is usually people hit SEND before the phone catches up, and corrects the word and instantly sends it before you can see what it replaced. that's why there are entire websites dedicated to hilarious autocorrects (in case you're wondering why this is a thing now) |
| _________________________________________ [May 23,2011 3:28pm - arkquimanthorn ""] sent chris a text the other day and my phone autocorrected "vetusta" to "fetuses" because it felt like it. |
| _________________________________________ [May 23,2011 3:29pm - arkquimanthorn ""] AMOROK666 said:This is good stuff. I had to stop reading because I'm on the train laughing like an asshole, and don't want people to think I'm crazy..... ONLY BROWN PEOPLE CAN LAUGH ON TRAINS AND IN MOVIE THEATERS. |
| _______________________________ [May 23,2011 3:30pm - Pires ""] My iPhone does it to me all of the time. If you type a word enough times, it just automatically thinks you always want to say it. |
| _________________________________________ [May 23,2011 3:30pm - arkquimanthorn ""] FuckIsMySignature said:MOTTSAPPLESAUCE payment. i have taught my phone multiple variations of FUUUUUCKKK and CUUNNTEEE and on more than one occasion it replaces words with those. |
| _________________________________________ [May 23,2011 3:37pm - arkquimanthorn ""] ouchdrummer said:obviously. And those obviously aren't screenshots.. they're templates that you type the info into to post online. nope. these are so hilarious because they're real. jim i wish i could show you how often my iphone decides what to say for me. |
| __________________________________________ [May 23,2011 3:55pm - MillenialKingdom ""] I'm going through the archives on this site and my stomach hurts from laughing especially at the parent ones. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 23,2011 3:56pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ITT: Computers learn the value of Spite |
| _____________________________________ [May 23,2011 5:10pm - ouchdrummer ""] arkquimanthorn said: ouchdrummer said:obviously. And those obviously aren't screenshots.. they're templates that you type the info into to post online. nope. these are so hilarious because they're real. jim i wish i could show you how often my iphone decides what to say for me. you totally misunderstand what i meant. That comment was in response to someone saying that they didn't know how the people got screenshots of their phones. I wasn't saying that they didn't happen, only that the website uses a particular format for showcasing the good ones. If those were actual screenshots, then they'd not all look exactly alike... based on how many different kinds of smartphones and software there are. |
| _____________________________________ [May 23,2011 5:13pm - ouchdrummer ""] or maybe they are all screenshots.. it seems like they have different time/charge amounts, etc... but i wasn't questioning if they really happened, i've seen it happen. My work phone doesn't text, i know. But i HAVE had phones before that could. |
| ___________________________________ [May 23,2011 5:19pm - nekronaut ""] Oh fuck, I laughed so hard my face hurt. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 23,2011 5:28pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ouchdrummer said:My work phone doesn't text, i know. But i HAVE had phones before that could. FACTSPLOSION |
| _____________________________ [May 23,2011 5:30pm - pam ""] ouchdrummer said:or maybe they are all screenshots.. it seems like they have different time/charge amounts, etc That's what the iphone texts look like isn't it? I assumed they were iphone screen shots since they do that I believe. |
| _____________________________________ [May 23,2011 5:31pm - ouchdrummer ""] so does that site only take them from iphones? |
| _____________________________ [May 23,2011 5:33pm - pam ""] ouchdrummer said:so does that site only take them from iphones? from the site (I just checked cause I had no idea) "If autocorrect embarrassed you or pissed you off, we want to know about it! Take a screen shot of the incident with your iPhone (by pressing the sleep button at the top of the iPhone and the circular home button at the same time) and send it to us via the form below." |
| _______________________________________ [May 23,2011 5:36pm - AndrewBastard ""] [img] these are all good but I LOL'd at this one |
| _____________________________ [May 23,2011 5:38pm - pam ""] ^ that was my favorite too. That and the "juicy easter dick, got it" |
| _______________________________________ [May 23,2011 5:38pm - AndrewBastard ""] Bobby needs auto correct...i can only imagine how great his fuckups would be... average text: Hay Guize! Wat time is praktise 2nite? Ok cool! Ill be theyre at 7! |
| ______________________________ [May 23,2011 5:41pm - ark ""] pam said: ouchdrummer said:or maybe they are all screenshots.. it seems like they have different time/charge amounts, etc That's what the iphone texts look like isn't it? I assumed they were iphone screen shots since they do that I believe. yeah these are ALL iphone screenshots. other phones do auto correct too, but probably not as ridiculous as the iphone. |
| ______________________________ [May 23,2011 5:47pm - ark ""] my old motorola used to substitute "millbury" with "milkbusy" but the iphone knows what a "millbury" is i guess, except it wants to write "Millbury." this is an unwanted correction because i don't consider my hometown a Proper Noun. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 23,2011 6:06pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] cant you just turn this feature off? |
| _______________________________ [May 23,2011 6:31pm - Pires ""] FuckIsMySignature said:cant you just turn this feature off? I don't think so. It works right a lot of the time, but then there are those instances that it does not. |
| __________________________________ [May 23,2011 10:17pm - sxealex ""] u can turn it off but yea it makes for luls irl |
| __________________________________________ [May 23,2011 10:36pm - ValkyrieScreams ""] don't like your phone's features? just wank away! |
| __________________________________________ [May 23,2011 10:50pm - ValkyrieScreams ""] How have I been missing out on this all this time...??? This is better than failblog. [img] |
| _____________________________________ [May 23,2011 10:51pm - arilliusbm ""] I laughed my ass off all day. |
| _____________________________________ [May 23,2011 10:52pm - arilliusbm ""] Shit happens all the time on the iPhone. But it preprograms some of them in of you've used it before. Therefore, most of these people have used these words before, and are a guilty party, regardless. |
| __________________________________________ [May 23,2011 11:00pm - ValkyrieScreams ""] Wait wait wait... this one beats all the others I looked at so far. Sorry if this is old news :P [img] |
| _____________________________________ [May 23,2011 11:03pm - arilliusbm ""] your arrested. |
| __________________________________________ [May 24,2011 1:29pm - KILLER KADUGGAN ""] CALL |
| _____________________________________ [May 24,2011 1:42pm - ouchdrummer ""] ValkyrieScreams said:Wait wait wait... this one beats all the others I looked at so far. Sorry if this is old news :P [img] classic. |
| ______________________________________ [May 25,2011 1:13am - lady_czerach ""] I thought I was posting a reply here but it's not here. Sorry if I accidently PM'd someone. I have clearly lost my RTTP'ing skills. |
| _____________________________________ [May 25,2011 1:16am - ouchdrummer ""] i know you, hot girl. |