Potheads - I Give You Milkshakes:[views:8615][posts:53]_______________________________________ [Apr 18,2011 11:19pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] Need: Joint. Beer glass. Cooking Pot. Ice. Straw. Fill the pot with ice and cold assed water. Freeze the glass to pre-chill it. Place frozen-assed glass into cold-assed water. Light joint. Flip the joint around into the straw, then shotgun it GENTLY into the bottom of the glass. (blow gently with your mouth around the lit end, so the smoke comes out the bottom of the straw directly into the bottom of the glass). GENTLY If done right, the smoke will pack into the bottom of the cold cup due to science and magic and shit. As long as you're gentle, you'll be able to shotgun the ENTIRE joint into the bottom of that glass. Once you get it all in there, pick up the glass and WIPE THE WATER OFF THE OUTSIDE!!!! If you don't, it will drip down your throat and you WILL puke. If you look, the smoke is packed in there so fucking thick, it will LOOK like a delicious milkshake. Tilt the glass to your mouth, and inhale/drink it. Yup, a whole joint in ONE hit. And the beautiful thing is, that magic science shit that makes the cold smoke stay in the glass? Watch how little smoke you blow out, because that lazy-assed potsmoke just sits there in your lungs and never comes out. So there you have it. Delicious MILKSHAKES. You WILL thank me for this. |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 18,2011 11:25pm - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| _______________________________ [Apr 18,2011 11:42pm - blue ""] this sounds like a paaaaaarrrrttttaaaayyyyyy |
| ____________________________________________ [Apr 18,2011 11:49pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] do want. |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 18,2011 11:52pm - josh_hates_you ""] im bored enough to try this right now. back with results in a little while. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 12:59am - ArrowHeadNLI ""] An hour later, Josh is likely stoned off his tits. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 1:03am - josh_hates_you ""] neat trick. the amount of patience needed to fill the cup is ridululous. a. the using the right amount of force for the shotty b. takes more than one breathe and as you move away to inhale the smoke gets disturbed c. any portion of the glass not submerged in icey water fails to retain smoke i only got about half a joint into the glass. not sure this is actually any better than a well crafted gravity bong. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 1:09am - josh_hates_you ""] watch out for melting the straw. also, use a glass you dont like too much since it gets resinated like a bong pretty quickly. im stoned. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 1:10am - ArrowHeadNLI ""] nice. ;) |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 1:43am - josh_hates_you ""] gave my girl dani a milkshake hit. according to her "im so high everything is in like 3D" |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 2:53am - Hungtableed ""] we use to shotgun blunts into frozen shot glasses and take the shot it was pretty gnarly the first time you witness this phenomenon. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 12:39pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] Only weird thing I will say is: Since the smoke gets trapped in your lungs, you wake up with your mouth tasting like ashtray. Never noticed it before, but now that I don't smoke butts it's really noticeable. Oh, and BUMP because I'm having another one. ;) |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 12:47pm - josh_hates_you ""] ArrowHeadNLI said:Only weird thing I will say is: Since the smoke gets trapped in your lungs, you wake up with your mouth tasting like ashtray. Never noticed it before, but now that I don't smoke butts it's really noticeable. im pretty sure this is from the excessive amount of shotgunning the joint into the glass. i know my mouth was on fire trying to fill the glass. not like giving someone a quick shotgun. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 1:00pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] You may be right. I got so stoned, I forgot all about the 20 minutes I spent with a lit joint inside my mouth. lol |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 1:24pm - arilliusbm ""] make a youtube video about this tl;dr |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 1:31pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] arilliusbm said:make a youtube video about this tl;dr Your loss, I'm not making youtube videos about drugs. :( |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 1:32pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] Did the guy that posted the 500,000 word essay on metal elitism just TLDR me? |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 2:26pm - josh_hates_you ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 2:33pm - arilliusbm ""] ArrowHeadNLI said:Did the guy that posted the 500,000 word essay on metal elitism just TLDR me? lol.. hey, I had a (tl;dr) warning at the top of the essay, thereby excluding me from such posts. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 19,2011 2:34pm - sever ""] cool... i think. I'm just going to keep to smoking a bowl. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 2:39pm - brodown ""] this looks verrrry interesting |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 5:26pm - AMOROK666 ""] josh_hates_you said:[img] Mother of god.... |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 5:31pm - sixstringcarnage ""] Fuck yes. Cant wait to try this milkshake. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 6:06pm - reimroc ""] totally going to try this |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 6:09pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] josh_hates_you said:[img] HOLY Shit, well done sir! You have learned fast. I am impressed. |
| ______________________________ [Apr 19,2011 10:31pm - pam ""] ...and look at all this free time I have tonight. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 20,2011 12:59pm - trampletheweak ""] will attempt at 423 |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 20,2011 1:50pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] trampletheweak said:will attempt at 423 i must witness this. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 20,2011 4:18pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] pam said:...and look at all this free time I have tonight. And we haven't heard from her since. She's probably under the bed, hiding from the kitchen chairs. |
| _____________________________ [Apr 20,2011 9:13pm - pam ""] I ended up falling asleep before I got the motivation to try it. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 20,2011 10:14pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] I just did my first gravity bong hit in almost 20 years. Holeee shit. I feel great. |
| ______________________________ [Apr 20,2011 10:44pm - pam ""] I've blown several people's minds with this thread today. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 20,2011 10:45pm - arilliusbm ""] Too bad my new job involves drug testing when we move around to different clients. :( |
| ______________________________ [Apr 20,2011 10:49pm - pam ""] :( |
| _______________________________ [Apr 20,2011 11:01pm - Lamp ""] arilliusbm said:Too bad my new job involves drug testing when we move around to different clients. :( I feel you man. I'm subject to drug testing now too. Haven't smoked in three and a half months and miss it. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 20,2011 11:16pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] I can't do that. No way. Fuck drug testing. Pot's too much a part of my lifestyle. I work to support my life, I can't reverse that. Did too much of that at the last job, and I can say for sure it kinda killed my soul one day at a time. And for the record for you two poor bastards: I AM SOOOOOO FUCKING STONED RIGHT NOW. HA! Revenge for you guys having Portal 2 and I don't. Why hasn't Burnsy shown up in this thread yet? I had another trick I was gonna show you guys tonight, but when I went to the store I found that the magical SOBE bottle needed to do it is now made of fucking PLASTIC and not GLASS. Suckit. The old ones, there was a little spot at the bottom of the bottle you could whack with a pen or something and make a perfect little hole. Then you poke holes in the cap, cave it in (for a bowlpiece) and cover the bottle hole with your finger. Fill bottle with water, screw on cap, light bowl and take your finger off. As the water trickles out, it pulls air through the bowl and fills the bottle with smoke, like a little portable gravity bong. Once it's empty unscrew the cap, and yum! |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 20,2011 11:20pm - arilliusbm ""] tl;dr |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 20,2011 11:24pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] For Aril: Today I got high and watched conspiracy videos about aliens. You would be so proud. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 20,2011 11:25pm - arilliusbm ""] haha. Let's go have a beer. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 20,2011 11:33pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] Sure, I'll PM you my #. Call me sometime. This is my new favorite: bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 20,2011 11:40pm - arilliusbm ""] already got your # bro! |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 20,2011 11:41pm - xanonymousx ""] bennyhillifier |
| _______________________________ [Apr 21,2011 12:50am - Lamp ""] ArrowHeadNLI said:I can't do that. No way. Fuck drug testing. Pot's too much a part of my lifestyle. I work to support my life, I can't reverse that. Did too much of that at the last job, and I can say for sure it kinda killed my soul one day at a time. And for the record for you two poor bastards: I AM SOOOOOO FUCKING STONED RIGHT NOW. I am going to school right now for something that I do actually really want to do (getting my CDL and hopefully becoming an over the road trucker), so under any other circumstance I would agree, but I consider this more important than being able to smoke. |
| _______________________________________________ [Apr 21,2011 1:46am - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] sounds interesting. But um, how do you get the smoke as you say "into your lungs" if you're drinking it? Does it taste like bong water? |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 21,2011 1:55am - ArrowHeadNLI ""] It's not liquid. It's smoke. Dense, chilled, smoke. You suck it in. |
| ________________________________ [Apr 21,2011 9:26am - burnsy ""] If I have a milkshake and you have a milkshake. And I have straw, see there it is, that's a straw. My straw reaches acroooooooss the room and goes into your milkshake. I.... Drink.. Your... Milkshake! I DRINK IT UP! |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 21,2011 11:09am - ArrowHeadNLI ""] Burnsy, you'll need to come do these with me this weekend. ;) |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 21,2011 12:10pm - largefreakatzero ""] burnsy said:If I have a milkshake and you have a milkshake. And I have straw, see there it is, that's a straw. My straw reaches acroooooooss the room and goes into your milkshake. I.... Drink.. Your... Milkshake! I DRINK IT UP! [img] |
| ____________________________________________ [Apr 21,2011 12:17pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] only strike-outs are real |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 21,2011 12:19pm - arilliusbm ""] this should be renamed to cabinet or frappe because we live in new england khed |
| _______________________________ [Apr 21,2011 12:40pm - Yeti ""] partially gelatinated non-dairy gum based beverage or false |
| ____________________________________________ [Apr 21,2011 12:41pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] crap-achino |
| _______________________________________________ [Apr 22,2011 1:54am - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] IllinoisEnemaBradness said:sounds interesting. But um, how do you get the smoke as you say "into your lungs" if you're drinking it? Does it taste like bong water? after re reading, I see. Fill the POT with ice cold water man, I miss smoking weed. |
| ________________________________ [Apr 22,2011 2:47pm - thesac ""] email the president of science immediately |