LOL @ Craigslist 2 - how am i just seeing this now?[views:6964][posts:29]_______________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 1:18pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/tlg/2209349130.html Best black metal band ever needs drummer (Allston) Date: 2011-02-11, 2:39PM EST Reply to: gigs-99nkt-2209349130@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] The framework of the album is done...I just need players who can season the songs and then record the full length...after that we'll hit the road for touring coming up early this summer. Please let me know if interested...I can sed you the framework scratch tracks to check out. Super badass shit ready to go. Should be able to listen to tracks and learn them. Flexible practice days. We also like to party so don't show up fuckin whinning...smoke the bong and drink a beer or go home. These guys sound like they need the Cheddarsmooth touch. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 1:22pm - Sacreligion ""] They'd be better if they were balck metal. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 1:26pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] "don't show up fuckin whinning" only show up WINNING. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 1:28pm - dreadkill ""] this thread is pure winning |
| ______________________________ [Mar 9,2011 1:30pm - timma ""] I didn't know black metal was capable of being "super badass shit" |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 1:30pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] CRUCIAL BLACK METAL KEGGER, BRING BROS |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 1:33pm - josh_hates_you ""] E-mail sent. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 1:35pm - arktouros ""] fuck you josh, i want to drink his bong, i want put my seasonings in his songs. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 1:42pm - josh_hates_you ""] there is room in his mail box for more email. i'd hurry if i was you. you dont wanna miss out on a chance to play for the best BM band ever. do you? |
| _________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 1:58pm - ShadowSD ""] Best car ever needs engine and transmission. Excellent tailpipe. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 3:09pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I'll send him an email later. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 3:18pm - Ha, Try Hard ""] sounds like Alex C just started a new band |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 3:18pm - immortal13 ""] You know, this is almost as bad as the post I saw some kid put up once. He said he was looking for a band, not to play in, but to write the songs he had written in his head. He admitted to not having any musical talent, but claimed to have a full lengths worth of songs written in his head, and just needed to find a band that would play them while he "teaches" them the songs. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 9,2011 3:20pm - fixed ""] Sacreligion said:They'd be better if they were Frontier. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 9,2011 3:24pm - Mutis ""] Gaiz, stop making fun of my new band. It's serious stuff. Black metal ist bro or GTFO. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 3:38pm - pryoryofsyn ""] FuckIsMySignature said:"don't show up fuckin whinning" only show up WINNING. wörd! |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 4:02pm - Garth Algar ""] Cheddarsmooth II: Total Recarl |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 4:44pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Chedd Harder. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 4:57pm - dreadkill ""] Garth%20Algar said:Cheddarsmooth II: Total Recarlhahaha |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 11,2011 6:20pm - nekronaut ""] http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/muc/2259170395.html Pissed Off Music Date: 2011-03-11, 2:00AM EST Reply to: comm-vaztj-2259170395@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] I'm a vocalist and I want to write lyrics about all the corruption and all the hate and genocide happening in the world today. Angry music, Metal, Punk, Alternative, whatever. Please be ages 17-27. Hit me up, Cell: 508-208-4768 it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 2259170395 |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 11,2011 6:26pm - nekronaut ""] SEE ALSO: Angry Music with a Positive Message (South Shore) Date: 2011-03-09, 10:27PM EST Reply to: comm-cfwfx-2257108487@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] I want to start a band that does aggressive music but with a positive message. I'm sick of hearing about kid's killing themselves and I'm sick of hearing about riots and political corruption. If you guys provide the music I'll do lyrics about how messed up things are. I do vocals. Hardcore, Metal, Alternative whatever, let's just get a message across. Looking for musicians ages 17-28. My cell number: 508-208-4768 Location: South Shore it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 2257108487 |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 11,2011 9:50pm - dunwichnli ""] immortal13 said:You know, this is almost as bad as the post I saw some kid put up once. He said he was looking for a band, not to play in, but to write the songs he had written in his head. He admitted to not having any musical talent, but claimed to have a full lengths worth of songs written in his head, and just needed to find a band that would play them while he "teaches" them the songs. Isn't that how Beefheart wrote Trout Mask Replica? |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 11,2011 11:45pm - hauptpflucker ""] I want to start an alternative whatever band thats not about aliens but it is about extra terrestrials |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 12,2011 2:33am - douchebag_patrol ""] http://providence.craigslist.org/muc/2216237443.html Unique band(death/black metal/classic rock/blues/jazz/funk seeks drums Date: 2011-02-15, 3:37PM EST Reply to: comm-pwhsa-2216237443@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] A new band that blends extreme metal styles seamlessly with classic rock and metal such as Black Sabbath, Zeppelin and Pink Floyd is recruiting a capable drummer. We need someone who has death metal speed/chops, but is into more mellow and groove-oriented stuff as well. We don't have any demos online, but I assure you there is no one else around who sounds like us. Picture Cannibal Corpse and Mayhem mixed with Jefferson Airplane and Black Sabbath. Hit me up if this interests you. * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 2216237443 |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 12,2011 5:59am - hauptpflucker ""] Fucked with a white rabbit! |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 12,2011 8:56am - josh_hates_you ""] Metal loving juggalos only need apply. Hai guys are you a juggalo that luvz teh brootal slams? I'm looking to start an ICP METAL cover band. It will kind of be like the newer era Vanilla Ice metal crossover sound mixed with Emmure and Godsmack to keep it real and heavy. I'm a vocalist and I already know all the words and have practiced screaming them in my most brootal voice. Totally ready to do this shit. All I need is 2 guitarist, a bassist, a drummer, a keyboard player, a dj, 3 female backup singers and someone to help me spray faygo on the crowd and get them all hyped up n shit. Also it would rule if you had a practice space and a PA system. |
| ________________________________________________ [Mar 12,2011 10:08am - foreskin Asphyxiator ""] Garth%20Algar said:Algarsmooth II: Total ReGarth |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 14,2011 10:08pm - Liz_Miervaldis ""] http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/muc/2259421362.html Death Metal Singer Seeks Band (Waltham/MetroWest/Boston/MASS) Date: 2011-03-11, 9:53AM EST Reply to: comm-bnzxe-2259421362@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] GO HERE myspace.com/mercenaryforever Listen to DEATH METAL VOCAL SAMPLER I am 23 in Waltham seeking ALREADY ESTABLISHED METAL BAND The heavier the better. (Have played shows with Drowning Pool, Mushroomhead, DevilDriver) Looking for a band with a sound compareable to Lamb of God, DevilDriver, White Chapel, Decapitated, Job for a Cowboy etc etc. I have a good PA, car, and career. Reliable, easy to work with and dedicated. Not looking to be in the basement forever. Below is a list of some of the covers my old band did, just for your references. *means songs i feel are my strongest Pantera *Walk Cowboys from Hell Lamb of God *Redneck Toadies *Possum Kingdom Godsmack *Straight Outta Line White Zombie *Thunderkiss 65 Michael Jackson *Thriller Filter Nice Shot Alice in Chains Them Bones Metallica Four Horsemen Soundgarden Outshined Taproot Poem Buckcherry *Crazy Bitch Aerosmith Angel EMAIL me with a band link Randy * Location: Waltham/MetroWest/Boston/MASS * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 2259421362 |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 14,2011 10:14pm - dreadkill ""] possum kingdom is the most brutal song ever written. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 14,2011 10:15pm - dreadkill ""] dunwichnli said: immortal13 said:You know, this is almost as bad as the post I saw some kid put up once. He said he was looking for a band, not to play in, but to write the songs he had written in his head. He admitted to not having any musical talent, but claimed to have a full lengths worth of songs written in his head, and just needed to find a band that would play them while he "teaches" them the songs. Isn't that how Beefheart wrote Trout Mask Replica?except beefheart could at least sing. it sounds like the person in that ad wasn't going to perform anything, not even vocals. |