Black Metal question
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[Nov 12,2010 11:01am - power ""]
If you are a Black Metal musician/fan, what is your point of view on women in the underground Black Metal scene?
[Nov 12,2010 11:07am - water ""]
Womans mouths can be used for better things...-Maniac butcher
[Nov 12,2010 11:08am - arilliusbm ""]
someone needs to retake black metal 101
[Nov 12,2010 11:12am - the_reverend ""]
power said:the underground Black Metal scene? They come in 3 favors
1) fat
2) fat
3) femme dudes with dicks
and if there is a fourth way
4) fat
[Nov 12,2010 11:32am - Maxwell Smart‘s shoe phone ""]
Where the white women at?
Hmm..more like...where the women at?
[Nov 12,2010 11:38am - TheRidersofDoom ""]
I know three women truly into black metal and not just to suck dicks
one is fat, the other is bone thin but kind of cute, and the other is pretty hot but has a weird almost not there chin.
[Nov 12,2010 11:42am - Alx_Casket ""]
Only the loners are fun.
[Nov 12,2010 12:15pm - [420]3liTe5n1PErkIll3|2*bigblunts* ""]
TheRidersofDoom said:a weird almost not there chin.
:HUMP:
[Nov 12,2010 12:34pm - posbleak ""]
Obviously we only go to shows to pick up dudes.
[Nov 12,2010 12:46pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""]
I fucking love fat chicks, except for the ones who like black metal because they tend to be in the same vein as the fat goth girls (ie shoulder heavy, no ass, frumpy as shit with the face of a dog).
[Nov 12,2010 12:56pm - Maxwell Smart‘s shoe phone ""]
posbleak said:Obviously we only go to shows to pick up dudes.
I bloody hate having to pay cover and buy my own overpriced crap beers to pick up dudes.
THEN the music comes on and everyone is distracted...
oh wait..
perhaps I just, you know, went to see some bands
[Nov 12,2010 12:59pm - posbleak ""]
Maxwell%20Smart‘s%20shoe%20phone said:
I bloody hate having to pay cover and buy my own overpriced crap beers to pick up dudes.
THEN the music comes on and everyone is distracted...
oh wait..
perhaps I just, you know, went to see some bands
I make my boyfriend come with me so I get that chic unattainable thing going on. Maybe someday it'll work.
[Nov 12,2010 1:09pm - goatcatalyst ""]
Girls in black metal? Fuck that- retract the rope ladder. No bitches gettin into my tree fort.
[Nov 12,2010 1:19pm - AndrewBastard ""]
G.R.O.S.S.
[Nov 12,2010 1:20pm - Yeti ""]
i am a misogynist when it comes to black metal. i like my iron wrought by a sweaty fat man.
[Nov 12,2010 2:34pm - Mutis ""]
BMgirls.com
[Nov 12,2010 3:24pm - Maxwell Smart‘s shoe phone ""]
AndrewBastard said:G.R.O.S.S.
Only the "He Man Woman Haters Club" is real...
[Nov 12,2010 4:22pm - Malacandra ""]
Haha, as a woman who has been to countless black metal shows, I can honestly say there are only about twelve women in the scene, and only a couple of of us who are in it for the music and not to pick up guys. Sad, but true.
[Nov 12,2010 4:22pm - josh_hates_you ""]
I dont even like black metal. i just play drums in a black metal band to has sex with all of your womens.
[Nov 12,2010 4:25pm - Maxwell Smart‘s shoe phone ""]
Malacandra said:Haha, as a woman who has been to countless black metal shows, I can honestly say there are only about twelve women in the scene, and only a couple of of us who are in it for the music and not to pick up guys. Sad, but true.
Including yourself, 3 have posted on here who are in it for the music
Not too bad of a showing for the 12...[Nov 12,2010 5:14pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
josh_hates_you said:I dont even like black metal. i just play drums in a black metal band to has sex with all of your womens.
you should change your name to Tarzan and wear a loin cloth whilst drumming.
[Nov 12,2010 5:24pm - josh_hates_you ""]
FuckIsMySignature said:
josh_hates_you said:I dont even like black metal. i just play drums in a black metal band to has sex with all of your womens.
you should change your name to Tarzan and wear a loin cloth whilst drumming.
You're actually not the first person to suggest this.
[Nov 12,2010 5:50pm - barbelo ""]
in Europe lots of cute chicks go to black metal shows.
They're still all crazy, though.
[Nov 12,2010 6:28pm - ValkyrieScreams ""]
Maxwell%20Smart‘s%20shoe%20phone said:
Malacandra said:Haha, as a woman who has been to countless black metal shows, I can honestly say there are only about twelve women in the scene, and only a couple of of us who are in it for the music and not to pick up guys. Sad, but true.
Including yourself, 3 have posted on here who are in it for the music
Not too bad of a showing for the 12...
12 women in the scene? Really? You should get out more often. Um wait, now that I'm actually counting in my head maybe that's actually a reasonable estimate.... Oh well. Why does any of this matter?
[Nov 12,2010 6:29pm - [420]3liTe5n1PErkIll3|2*LTCMDR61RB* ""]
fuck you come say that to my face at blood gulch mother fucker
[Nov 12,2010 6:31pm - the_reverend ""]
here is the patterns
1) girl gets into metal cause bf is into metal. they break up and she is out of the scene
2) girl gets into metal when she is single, gets bf or pregnant and is out of the scene
[Nov 12,2010 6:32pm - the_reverend ""]
3) girl gets into metal, wren is creepy and she is out of the scene
[Nov 12,2010 6:35pm - the_reverend ""]
at least pam got RTTP in her last divorce.
[Nov 12,2010 6:47pm - ValkyrieScreams ""]
the_reverend said:here is the patterns
1) girl gets into metal cause bf is into metal. they break up and she is out of the scene
2) girl gets into metal when she is single, gets bf or pregnant and is out of the scene
the_reverend said:3) girl gets into metal, wren is creepy and she is out of the scene
4) girl likes what she hears and realizes everyone else can fuck off; girl eventually ends up with bf in the metal scene because she gets sick of jersey shore lookin guys asking "so you like that screaming music... do you worship satan?"
[Nov 12,2010 6:49pm - burnsy ""]
Ha. No mention of bloodeyebetty?!
[Nov 12,2010 6:49pm - arilliusbm ""]
repost lol
[Nov 12,2010 6:49pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""]
ValkyrieScreams said:
the_reverend said:here is the patterns
1) girl gets into metal cause bf is into metal. they break up and she is out of the scene
2) girl gets into metal when she is single, gets bf or pregnant and is out of the scene
the_reverend said:3) girl gets into metal, wren is creepy and she is out of the scene
4) girl likes what she hears and realizes everyone else can fuck off; girl eventually ends up with bf in the metal scene because she gets sick of jersey shore lookin guys asking "so you like that screaming music... do you worship satan?"
5) girl posts on RttP and is mocked mercilessly for no reason other than having a cooter.
[Nov 12,2010 6:51pm - ValkyrieScreams ""]
^^^truth
[Nov 12,2010 6:51pm - arilliusbm ""]
6.) Only women that post on rttp are real
7.) Imm drunkkkk
[Nov 12,2010 6:57pm - RichHorror ""]
Get at Aril's dick.
[Nov 12,2010 7:00pm - [420]3liTe5n1PErkIll3|2*LTCMDR61RB* ""]
i remember when seth putnam pwned some chick at club oasis once. guess she was a noob.
[Nov 12,2010 7:01pm - goatcatalyst ""]
BobNOMAAMRooney%20nli said:
ValkyrieScreams said:
the_reverend said:here is the patterns
1) girl gets into metal cause bf is into metal. they break up and she is out of the scene
2) girl gets into metal when she is single, gets bf or pregnant and is out of the scene
the_reverend said:3) girl gets into metal, wren is creepy and she is out of the scene
4) girl likes what she hears and realizes everyone else can fuck off; girl eventually ends up with bf in the metal scene because she gets sick of jersey shore lookin guys asking "so you like that screaming music... do you worship satan?"
5) girl posts on RttP and is mocked mercilessly for no reason other than having a cooter.
Good enough for St. Augustine, good enough for me.
[Nov 12,2010 7:04pm - Bastard ""]
the_reverend said:3) girl gets into metal, wren is creepy and she is out of the scene
[Nov 12,2010 7:26pm - the_reverend ""]
arilliusbm said:6.) Only women that post on rttp are really men
7.) Imm drunkkkk
[Nov 12,2010 7:46pm - arilliusbm ""]
this thread is sexist
[Nov 12,2010 7:50pm - Valkyriescreams ""]
There really are a lot of manly looking women out there. This is undeniable.
[Nov 12,2010 7:55pm - Maxwell Smart‘s shoe phone ""]
Oh come on..it isn't manly -- it is "testosterone enhanced"...
I guess it is balanced out by all the girly looking dudes
[Nov 12,2010 8:46pm - arilliusbm ""]
bloodeyebetty walked away when I introduced myself as "arilliisbm". what did I do wring?
[Nov 12,2010 10:14pm - Valkyriescreams ""]
I think you hurt her feelings :(
Lol @ "girlie looking dudes"
[Nov 12,2010 10:48pm - TheRidersofDoom ""]
goatcatalyst said:
BobNOMAAMRooney%20nli said:
ValkyrieScreams said:
the_reverend said:here is the patterns
1) girl gets into metal cause bf is into metal. they break up and she is out of the scene
2) girl gets into metal when she is single, gets bf or pregnant and is out of the scene
the_reverend said:3) girl gets into metal, wren is creepy and she is out of the scene
4) girl likes what she hears and realizes everyone else can fuck off; girl eventually ends up with bf in the metal scene because she gets sick of jersey shore lookin guys asking "so you like that screaming music... do you worship satan?"
5) girl posts on RttP and is mocked mercilessly for no reason other than having a cooter.
Good enough for St. Augustine, good enough for me.
6. Man creates dinosaur, dinosaur eats man, woman inherits the earth
[Nov 13,2010 3:14am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""]
TheRidersofDoom said:
goatcatalyst said:
BobNOMAAMRooney%20nli said:
ValkyrieScreams said:
the_reverend said:here is the patterns
1) girl gets into metal cause bf is into metal. they break up and she is out of the scene
2) girl gets into metal when she is single, gets bf or pregnant and is out of the scene
the_reverend said:3) girl gets into metal, wren is creepy and she is out of the scene
4) girl likes what she hears and realizes everyone else can fuck off; girl eventually ends up with bf in the metal scene because she gets sick of jersey shore lookin guys asking "so you like that screaming music... do you worship satan?"
5) girl posts on RttP and is mocked mercilessly for no reason other than having a cooter.
Good enough for St. Augustine, good enough for me.
6. Man creates dinosaur, dinosaur eats man, woman inherits the earth
7) Girl knows this, it's a Unix system.
[Nov 13,2010 3:25am - Samantha ""]
It's absurd that being male or female even matters as far as what type of music someone likes. I've been listening to black metal since I was in high school, and since I'm so friggin' old now, I guess that was a long time ago. I also happen to have be female. OMG! What a big deal! Who cares?
As a side note, it's laughable that any woman would go to a metal show just to pick up guys. But then again, I guess all the girls must be fighting to get with guys who have large collections of Star Wars memorabilia and listen to Burzum all the time. You're not metal unless you have He-Man sheets on your bed.
[Nov 13,2010 8:47am - TheRidersofDoom ""]
Samantha said:It's absurd that being male or female even matters as far as what type of music someone likes. I've been listening to black metal since I was in high school, and since I'm so friggin' old now, I guess that was a long time ago. I also happen to have be female. OMG! What a big deal! Who cares?
As a side note, it's laughable that any woman would go to a metal show just to pick up guys. But then again, I guess all the girls must be fighting to get with guys who have large collections of Star Wars memorabilia and listen to Burzum all the time. You're not metal unless you have He-Man sheets on your bed.
that's bigotted, black metal males come in many flavors of nerd! I happen to be a mignola-obsessed black metal fan with deep interests in old American lit.!
[Nov 13,2010 9:25am - posbleak ""]
Some women who are into black metal might also be huge nerds. Shh, don't let them catch on...
[Nov 13,2010 9:38am - TheRidersofDoom ""]
P.S. I think this post was made as a secret mission to find all the RttP female users and then subsequently bombard them with TITS OR GTFO PMs
[Nov 13,2010 10:35am - burnsy ""]
I think some women's studies major is doing a research project.
[Nov 13,2010 11:05am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
END WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE
[Nov 13,2010 6:26pm - Samantha ""]
posbleak said:Some women who are into black metal might also be huge nerds. Shh, don't let them catch on...
Oh, no! They're on to us. I'll have to start pretending like I don't enjoy watching Star Trek at 4am.
[Nov 13,2010 8:22pm - CUNTFORCEONE ""]
bennyhillifier
[Nov 13,2010 8:52pm - the_reverend ""]
burnsy said:I think some women's studies major is doing a research project.TITS OR GTFO.
[Nov 13,2010 9:33pm - arilliusbm ""]
Individualism has no bounds- that's where the real women are. Individuals nilla!
[Nov 14,2010 4:37am - Samantha ""]
Only individuals are real.
[Nov 14,2010 11:09am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
bennyhillifier
[Nov 14,2010 11:10am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
jon lajoie ist krieg
[Nov 14,2010 11:14am - reimroc ""]
ohai dya
[Nov 14,2010 12:55pm - burnsy ""]
Only flying squirrel pussy people are real.
[Nov 14,2010 1:39pm - grandmotherweb ""]
the_reverend said:3) girl gets into metal, wren is creepy and she is out of the scene
which is creepier: getting hugged unexpectedly by wren, or having everyone pretend like you are not there?
[Nov 15,2010 7:50am - Yeti ""]
METAL? BWACK?
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[Nov 15,2010 7:52am - reimroc ""]
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