Drummer and Female Vocalist seeking Guitarist for PornoGrind[views:4065][posts:21]_____________________________________ [Sep 5,2010 6:41pm - muffintits69 ""] Drummer and female vocalist looking to start a revoltingly depraved Boston area pornogrind project. Right now we just have a handful of lyrics, samples, working title, and a dream so we're looking for the brootal riffs to power our ascent into pornogrind glory. You certainly don't have to be some virtuosic tech-genius prog-nerd noodle-tard or be able to play 350 bpm with your dick as a pick while juggling flaming dildos, but it would be helpful if you don't completely suck, have decent gear, are able to lay down some fat ass catchy grooves, and know how to grind people's asses off when necessary. We're more into thematically being the soundtrack to efukt.com than having to sound like Cock and Ball Torture, though we are thinking about getting a pitchshifter. We're also considering the possibility of silly/disgusting/scandalous stage antics though nothing's set in stone. Drummer has an awesome kit, extensive recording/touring experience in various metal(ish) bands, and an enormous wiener, and the singer is, well, a chick, and I'm sure that counts for something. If anyone ends up giving half a flying fuck about our band (and maybe even if they don't) we'd consider trying to get signed and potentially tour. You should be able to practice once or twice a week, preferably in our basement in J.P., which could be our (free) practice space. Bassists encouraged to reply as well. Other requests: Be 18+ (it shouldn't be illegal for you to buy your own band's CD) Have a sick sense of humor Be ok with occasional drunk retardation Things that give us boners: Devourment Mortician Cock and Ball Torture Eyehategod Anal Cunt Sexcrement Exhumed Daughters Burzum Horrible tattoos Crackwhore Confessions Spice Girls Things that make us flaccid: Nu Metal Cryptopsy Wigger-core of any kind Douche-rock not from the 80's Too much whiskey and blow E-mail: muffcity123@gmail.com |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 5,2010 6:53pm - DYNNNAAAMIIITE! ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________________________ [Sep 5,2010 7:24pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I fully support whatever this band does in the future. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 5,2010 7:34pm - the_reverend ""] I mirror msd's words |
| __________________________________ [Sep 5,2010 8:28pm - Lamp nli ""] Best band ad this site has ever seen? Quite possibly. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 5,2010 8:44pm - Dankill ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:I fully support whatever this band does in the future.I just hope it's not a troll and this actually happens. We need a good pornogrind band in Boston. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 5,2010 10:58pm - fake_name ""] awesome comments bro prolly gonna get wicked laid |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 6,2010 12:14am - i_am_not_me ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:I fully support whatever this band does in the future. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 6,2010 2:09am - FuckIsMySignature ""] someone please make this band happen so we can play shows with them |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 6,2010 9:58am - aaron_michael ""] a potential metal/punk version of Tinsel Teeth? Do it. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 6,2010 11:29am - demondave ""] MSD needs to pick up a guitar and follow his destiny |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 6,2010 11:33am - largefreakatzero ""] This band is a potential epic win. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 6,2010 11:51am - the_reverend ""] this band needs larissa. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 6,2010 12:27pm - blue ""] im waaaaaaiiiitttttiiiiinnnnng |
| ________________________________ [Sep 6,2010 7:27pm - t2daeek ""] pm scent |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 6,2010 8:16pm - goatcatabisk ""] No such thing as pornogrind |
| _________________________________ [Sep 6,2010 8:17pm - dertoxia ""] I should just move to boston so i can be in this band |
| _______________________________________________ [Sep 6,2010 10:03pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] virtuosic tech-genius prog-nerd noodle-tard NAME THE BAND THIS |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 7,2010 9:24am - ouchdrummer ""] Nu-metal Cryptopsy makes everyone flacid. Good luck. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 7,2010 10:49am - anal_vuvuzela ""] Will email today! |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 7,2010 12:38pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] aaron_michael said:a potential metal/punk version of Tinsel Teeth? Do it. pls don't |
| _________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 6:54pm - Dankill ""] Bump for lulz |