Attn: goatcatalyst's sack[views:9527][posts:63]____________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 12:42pm - arktouros ""] DIP ME [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 12:43pm - nekronautli ""] DP ME |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 12:44pm - arilliusbm ""] Unless her name is Snookie, his sack plays hookie. His mind is ready to fuck, as his fuck is ready to mind. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 12:50pm - beelze ""] I would plow that whore for all eternity |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 1:10pm - pornholio ""] i would melt swiss cheese in her rectum and have a sasha grey anal fondue party. none of you would be invited. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 1:12pm - beelze ""] i would suffocate myself in her asshole |
| ___________________________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 1:13pm - on behalf of all of RTTP ""] beelze said:i would suffocate myself in her asshole PLEASE DO |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 1:15pm - Slag NLI ""] beelze said:i would suffocate myself in her asshole Just because you've been inside a man's anus doesn't qualify you to be good at pleasing the female posterior. Get some practice with a few goats first. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 1:15pm - beelze ""] would be a great way to go |
| ________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 1:16pm - beelze ""] Jeez guys don't be so jealous that I can get girls that are as hot as the one above to let me tongue their ass clean |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 1:18pm - just curious ""] how much does that cost you? |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 1:19pm - Slag NLI ""] Listen pal, I don't talk to ugly women, never mind tongue punch their poopers. Keep in mind with your above statement, that we are talking about girls that aren't paid for. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 1:20pm - beelze ""] tongue punch hahahaha |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 1:33pm - goatcatalyst ""] hoping to hang with her at the Swans show in Brooklyn. i would digest her feces. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 2:23pm - pornholio ""] i would eat chicken mcnuggets out of her ass and i would use her soaking wet cunt as the dipping sauce. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 2:23pm - oscarct ""] I would have sexual intercourse with her |
| _________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 2:24pm - oscarct ""] snookie too |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 3:01pm - Blessed offAl ""] I would choke her with my cell phone charger and force her to dress up like an ewok while she eats fruit loops off the top of my head. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 3:37pm - arktouros ""] I'd hogtie her with dental floss and throw her in the jacuzzi while I grill choice cut sirloin |
| _________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 3:41pm - oscarct ""] I would bring her to dinner, and ask her about her interests |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 3:42pm - RichHorror ""] I would ask her if she's heard the good news about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ. And then sell her a year's subscription to Watchtower. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 3:47pm - oscarct ""] RichHorror said:I would ask her if she's heard the good news about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ. And then sell her a year's subscription to Watchtower. ^ now this man nows how to treat a lady |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 3:57pm - pornholio ""] i would shave her pubic hair, put it in a food processor and chop it into a fine dust, then snort lines of the pulverized pube powder. |
| _________________________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 4:00pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] I would kiss her on the lips |
| ________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 4:05pm - Ho5er ""] I would tell her about how those dern liberals are pieces of shit and are responsible for all the problems in my life. Then I'd call Obama a nigger. Then I'd get drunk and copy/paste content from right wing blog sites on RTTP. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 4:11pm - nekronaut ""] I would jerk off into her shampoo while she made me a steak dinner. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 4:15pm - Blessed offAl ""] I would play world of Warcraft alone while she cheated on me with my best friend. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 4:15pm - reimroc ""] you guys have some serious social and emotional problems. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 4:19pm - Blessed offAl ""] I would propose to her via a gif filled rttp thread. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 4:19pm - Slag NLI ""] I'd befriend her and ask if she had any better looking friends. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 4:23pm - arilliusbm ""] I'd bet you that she's one giant bitchual. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 4:26pm - nekronaut ""] I would show up on her front porch with a box of kittens and break their necks while repeatedly ringing her doorbell with my erect penis. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 4:29pm - reimroc ""] so basically you all would do a ritual about her |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 4:30pm - arilliusbm ""] Not me.. I'm abstinent. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 4:31pm - reimroc ""] yea we're all abstinent after we have kids |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 4:32pm - nekronaut ""] reimroc said:so basically you all would do a status update about her fix'd |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 4:32pm - arilliusbm ""] Not true =p |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 4:41pm - pornholio ""] i would pack her cunt full of bisquick and make sourdough twat biscuits. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 4:45pm - Blessed offAl ""] I would do blow with my friends while she went to bed unfulfilled. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 4:54pm - nekronaut ""] Blessed%20offAl said:I would do blow with my friends while she went to bed unfulfilled. Whoa, way to ruin a good running joke with a reality check. No fun zone. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 5:29pm - goatcatabisk ""] I like this thread. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 6:31pm - oscarct ""] I would rent us a swan or duck paddle boat, and just hang out on the water |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 6:39pm - blessed offal nli ""] I would build a time machine, bring her to a Watchmaker show, smoke crack with her and mark, and have Brian slice her head off with The Saw. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 7:43pm - BlackoutRick ""] Pornholio wins |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 9:25pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I would beat her at Stratego. And then the frog costumes. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 25,2010 10:22pm - My_Dying_Bride ""] i would ask rttp why the fuck is there a picture of a girl above the age of consent. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 26,2010 7:05am - Quaid ""] I would watch one of her porn DVDs, and furiously masturbate until I reach orgasm. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 26,2010 7:47am - Yeti ""] i would attend a family Christmas dinner with her and shit on her chest during the cheese course. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 26,2010 9:10am - goatcatabisk ""] I would smoke thin joints with her and discuss the merits of Coil. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 26,2010 9:25am - SkinSandwich ""] I would pin a picture of Archie Bunker on the back of her head and fuck her puppystyle and creampie her rump cavity. [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 26,2010 9:38am - pornholio ""] BlackoutRick said:Pornholio wins alright you can come to the sasha grey anal fondue party, but none of these other limp dicks. bring the fondue forks and a freshly baked marble rye. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 26,2010 10:36am - Yeti ""] i would ice skate with her and reminisce of memories past. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 26,2010 11:09am - pornholio ""] i would study to be a food chemist so i could create an artificial "sasha grey's anus" flavor, then market it as a food additive so everything could taste like her sweet ass hole |
| __________________________________ [Aug 26,2010 12:21pm - reimroc ""] ctrl+f tanooki suit nothing SONS I AM DISAPPOINTS |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 26,2010 12:51pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] reimroc said:ctrl+f tanooki suit nothing SONS I AM DISAPPOINTS Thought I was clear, FROG SUIT(s). |
| _________________________________ [Aug 26,2010 1:15pm - reimroc ""] hahaha i see |
| _________________________________ [Aug 26,2010 1:16pm - reimroc ""] tanooki > frog though i mean seriously when did you ever use the frog suit? never thats when. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 26,2010 7:00pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Ummm, when violating Sasha Grey? Thought we covered this upthread. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 26,2010 7:03pm - reimroc ""] touche |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 31,2010 4:40pm - maggot breath ""] i would put my dick up her corn hole and then use liquid nails or a similar adhesive to form a permanent bond between my cock and her ass hole |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 31,2010 6:17pm - goatcatabisk ""] Human centipeding your urethra to her colon... a straight-up boutique sensual ritual |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 21,2011 3:35pm - sado-latex-goat ""] i would stick hot, buttered corn on the cob in her hiney hole and her vadge, then use the niblets to make sheperds pie. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 21,2011 5:13pm - Yeti ""] i would invite her to watch Barrett-Jackson and not let her in when she rings the doorbell. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 22,2011 11:42am - DestroyYouAlot ""] ITT: /r/omance |