Texts from last night (Revisited)
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[Aug 23,2010 10:42am - SkinSandwich ""]
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com
Site changed a bit. i don't remember if before you could look up area codes, but you can now. Some funny shit as always.
(508) We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
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(508):
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
(1-508):
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
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(541):
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Good times....
[Aug 23,2010 10:48am - ouchdrummer ""]
"(541):
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests"
this is fucking genius. seriously, i luv this idea.
[Aug 23,2010 10:49am - SkinSandwich ""]
ouchdrummer said:"(541):
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests"
this is fucking genius. seriously, i luv this idea.
Haha, not sure who is a teacher of some sort on here, is it you? If so do this.
[Aug 23,2010 10:55am - ouchdrummer ""]
Well not in the "teaches groups of kids all at once" sort of way, although i do have drum students who i teach individually. I GOT IT!!! When someone doesn't practice i can send them home with a guitar center flyer with some cheap drum machines highlighted.
[Aug 23,2010 11:19am - goatcatabisk ""]
My uncle teaches mortuary science in CT and has been stapling Walmart applications to failed exams for years.
[Aug 23,2010 11:41am - ouchdrummer ""]
fucking pure unadulterated genius.
[Aug 23,2010 11:51am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Site is so cash.