Rituals in the real world (Do them)[views:4133][posts:28]______________________________________ [Aug 22,2010 9:42am - SkinSandwich ""] So I was walking down Main St in Hyannis with my sons last night and one of them said something, and I replied "Why don't you do a ritual about it?" It sounded funny as hell. My son just looked at me confused. it was great.:krusty: |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 22,2010 10:38am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Tell your kid "DICK IS BRO" or Chinatown. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 22,2010 12:08pm - SkinSandwich ""] DestroyYouAlot said:Tell your kid "DICK IS BRO" or Chinatown. Then child services knocks on my door and I proceed to tell them "RAVIOLIS" & slam the door in their face. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 22,2010 12:15pm - RustyPS ""] DestroyYouAlot said:Tell your kid "DICK IS BRO or Chinatown."fixd |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 22,2010 3:31pm - DreadKill ""] only calling your offspring a faggot is real |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 22,2010 4:12pm - David Icke ""] bennyhillifier |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 22,2010 4:15pm - RichHorror ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 22,2010 5:32pm - david myatt ""] I've got a ritual for your boy |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 22,2010 5:41pm - DreadKill ""] only using "or you're a pussy" in real life is real |
| ________________________________ [Aug 22,2010 8:11pm - xmikex ""] Eat your vegetables or you're a pussy. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 1:13am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Have a tickle fight with Nathan Lane, you won't |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 8:18am - SkinSandwich ""] Nathan Lane loves to suckle Robin Williams patches of chest hair. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 8:28am - reimroc ""] i feel i should contribute to this thread somehow. here have a random jpeg. [img] |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 27,2010 2:23am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Saw "The Last Exorcism" tonight, shitty movie but during the last ten minutes the main characters talk to some gay kid and go back to the farm where they performed the titular exorcism. Upon entering the farm house they discover it's been vandalized with pentagrams and various sigils. As they're walking through the house I turned to my girlfriend and said "Looks like the faggot did a ritual about it" |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 27,2010 9:29am - FuckIsMySignature ""] reimroc said:i feel i should contribute to this thread somehow. here have a random jpeg. [img] HAHAHA |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 27,2010 9:39am - Doctor Bunghole ""] Jobs in the real world (GET ONE) |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 28,2010 12:15pm - goatcatalyst ""] Keep taking the blue pill, faggot. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 28,2010 12:32pm - SkinSandwich ""] Say what? |
| _______________________________________________ [Oct 25,2010 10:54am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 25,2010 11:09am - FuckIsMySignature ""] http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2010/10/24/s...oma-draws-christian-protest/?hpt=C2 |
| ______________________________ [Oct 25,2010 1:09pm - Yeti ""] only rituals in the material world are real. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 25,2010 1:20pm - arilliusbm ""] Yeti said:only rituals in the material world are real. Precisely. It's a shame that all of you rttpfags won't be participating in real ones on Samhain. Too busy dressing up and getting drunk and having sloppy sex. |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 25,2010 1:24pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] only arilliusbm said: dressing up and getting drunk and having sloppy sex. is real. :krusty: |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 25,2010 1:29pm - arilliusbm ""] lol. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 25,2010 1:44pm - dorkus ""] bennyhillifier |
| ______________________________ [Oct 25,2010 3:19pm - Yeti ""] arilliusbm said: Yeti said:only rituals in the material world are real. Precisely. It's a shame that all of you rttpfags won't be participating in real ones on Samhain. Too busy dressing up and getting drunk and having sloppy sex. where is your ritual taking place? my plan is to build a fire and pay homage to the lost ways of old. nothing can top last year though, epic ritual on an epic night. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 25,2010 3:20pm - Yeti ""] and dressing up on Halloween is real, by the way. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 25,2010 7:10pm - goatcatalyst ""] bennyhillifier |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 25,2010 8:28pm - anonymous ""] goatcatalyst said: bennyhillifier is that gravesideservice?? |