here i am...let me know if you like what you see :)[views:47720][posts:161]_____________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 2:50pm - NytroStick ""] A.J. Nystrom is The Nytro Drummer. A true spark plug behind the kit with a no-nonsense work ethic and an insatiable drive to be the best drummer in the world, Nystrom brings years of experience in the studio and on stage to whomever has the privilege of working with him. Practicing on average of 2 to 3 hours per day, "Nytro" is a true believer in the phrase "the harder you work, the luckier you get." Nystrom grew up in the city of Taunton, Massachusetts about 40 minutes southeast of Boston. He began taking formal drum lessons at age 9 under the tutelage of Mark Roscoe- a student, himself, of the incomparable Billy Flanagan who also taught one Steve Smith of Journey and Vital Information fame. "The bug," as it is known, bit A.J. during his sophomore year when he performed a drum solo for the Fine Arts Rally held the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. After his performance to the Senior and Sophomore classes he received a thunderous ovation from teachers and students alike. At that point he knew that he wanted to perform for a living. A.J. Nystrom started and performed with a handful of bands that would take him into the recording studio and on the road for club gigs, battles of the bands, and even an appearance on a college TV station to perform an acoustic set. During that time, a guitarist commented about how explosive Nystrom was behind the set. The bassist of the band quickly came up with the nickname "Nytro" as a play on words referring to the unstable nature of nitroglycerine, which was used in dynamite. Currently, Nystrom is battling his way back into the music scene after a 2+ year hiatus to focus on his day job. A.J. is focused, refreshed, and committed to making music his day job, night job, and only job. Nytro is willing and able to perform a large variety of music but his passion and forte lie in the progressive, hard rock, and metal genres. A.J. Nystrom is available for your recording sessions and live performance needs. www.facebook.com/a.j.nystromofficial |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 2:52pm - DreadKill ""] in b4 bova |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 2:54pm - arilliusbm ""] lmao |
| _________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 2:54pm - C.DeAd ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 2:56pm - NytroStick ""] I'm looking to get back into the music scene after a two-year hiatus in which I focused strictly on my "day job." I'm interested in doing studio work in any genre (although I'm most versed and experienced in the rock, metal, progressive genres) and I'm open to playing live shows as well. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 2:56pm - C.DeAd ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 2:59pm - SkinSandwich ""] In before post # 300 by the end of the day. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 3:01pm - C.DeAd ""] The whole post reads like a gay want ad on craiglist. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 3:02pm - DreadKill ""] in b4 prog metal drummer |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 3:03pm - the_reverend ""] fapfapfap |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 3:06pm - NytroStick ""] I'm starting to think i picked the wrong forum to market myself |
| _________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 3:06pm - C.DeAd ""] This is a forum where everyone wants a drummer.....yet doesn't. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 3:14pm - arktouros ""] NytroStick said:I'm starting to think i picked the wrong forum to market myself Drop the cover letter. Forever. List bands you've been in that have recordings. Post links to videos or recordings. ...or get the fuck out. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 3:22pm - brian_dc ""] arktouros said: NytroStick said:I'm starting to think i picked the wrong forum to market myself Drop the cover letter. Forever. List bands you've been in that have recordings. Post links to videos or recordings. ...or get the fuck out. this |
| ______________________________ [Aug 19,2010 3:25pm - Yeti ""] hahahah A+ on what Ark said. he's right. no one cares what your flashy unverifiable credentials say, anyone could say that about themselves. make with something tangible. ....or get the fuck out. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 19,2010 3:27pm - Yeti ""] NytroStick said:I'm starting to think i picked the wrong forum to market myself actually if you can take the rampant abuse and provide some proof of your drumming skills, you'd find a lot of potentials to work with on this board. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 3:32pm - sir coughsalot ""] The bio is actually really interesting if you read it while listening to the training montage song from Rocky IV |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 3:40pm - DreadKill ""] - don't refer to yourself in the third person. - list influences - post how far you're willing to drive for practice - as others have said, list bands you've been in - let us know if you have reliable transportation, good gear, etc. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 3:42pm - Blessed offal nli ""] Thread title is lulz as fuck |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 3:46pm - narkybark ""] I wish I was a true spark plug behind the kit. I'm more like a malfunctioning toaster. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 3:53pm - brian_dc ""] I assumed it would be a craiglist m4m ad based on the title. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 3:54pm - Blessed offal nli ""] Don't worry I play guitar like a handless downer trying to mix a drink. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 3:58pm - Slag NLI ""] This HAS to be a troll. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 4:05pm - burnsy nli ""] Totally thought there was gonna be a pic of a naked fat dude... Oh well. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 4:10pm - anonimiss ""] why does this fag list 45 links to non existent sites about himself and wear the same hat as Neil peart. fucking logo is a ripoff of dream theater too LOLOOOlL9@ |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 4:19pm - ouchdrummer ""] i like that he says: "Practicing on average of 2 to 3 hours per day, "Nytro" is a true believer in the phrase "the harder you work, the luckier you get." ..really dude, you think 2 to 3 hours a day earns you the right to write this bullshit? ha. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 4:30pm - ouchdrummer ""] after re-reading this, i actually believe it's real. The narcissism is something you can find in all variety of musicians, but it's rather common in drummers that are better than mediocre. Saying things like: "Nystrom brings years of experience in the studio and on stage to whomever has the privilege of working with him" ....Priceless |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 4:36pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] NytroStick said:I'm starting to think i picked the wrong forum to market myself Kill yourself, you fucking piece of shit. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 19,2010 4:40pm - TIMMA ""] I think Mikey made a new friend. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 4:41pm - arktonaut ""] DreadKill said: - list influences - post how far you're willing to drive for practice - let us know if you have reliable transportation, good gear, etc. yeah, really, these things are secondary to actual videos or recordings. NytroStick, you sound more like a public relations department than a drummer. I hope you're not a real person. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 5:46pm - NytroStick ""] well, why would i waste my time posting videos or recordings now if no one seems interested. Guess i"ll try my luck somewhere else jerks |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 5:49pm - narkybark ""] I like turtles. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 6:05pm - SkinSandwich ""] I like soup. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 6:09pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] NytroStick said:well, why would i waste my time posting videos or recordings now if no one seems interested. Guess i"ll try my luck somewhere else jerks Kill yourself now and get it over with. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 6:12pm - aaron_michael ""] I stopped reading after, "...a true spark plug...". Fucking stupid. This troll isn't even trying. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 6:12pm - SkinSandwich ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: NytroStick said:well, why would i waste my time posting videos or recordings now if no one seems interested. Guess i"ll try my luck somewhere else jerks Kill yourself now and get it over with. I gonna cum in his moms ears and give her a retched ear infection and there is absolutely nothing he can do about it. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 6:16pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] aaron_michael said:I stopped reading after, "...a true spark plug...". Fucking stupid. This troll isn't even trying. Yeah I didn't even read it. I didn't post anything at first because I assumed it was fake. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 6:20pm - narkybark ""] I don't think it is, he has a ton of linked webpages, but none of them have any music on them |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 6:28pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] If he's real, he's a complete idiot and I literally hope he dies a slow and terrible death. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 6:30pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] NytroCat iz not amused by dis thred [img] |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 7:14pm - RustyPS should be working ""] imagine Bova, Codso, and this guy in the same band? the results would be cataclysmic |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 7:34pm - HATED 4 Lyfe ""] I read this often enough to know that you guys are a bunch of dick stick. Give this guy a chance. He is stellar. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 7:58pm - SkinSandwich ""] HATED%204%20Lyfe said:I read this often enough to know that you guys are a bunch of dick stick. Give this guy a chance. He is stellar. Stop posting in your own thread. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 20,2010 1:03am - ernie ""] 4th person???? |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 20,2010 2:00am - goatcatabisk ""] Wow. I've got a bridge I would like to sell RTTP |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 20,2010 7:51am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] SkinSandwich said: HATED%204%20Lyfe said:I read this often enough to know that you guys are a bunch of dick stick. Give this guy a chance. He is stellar. Stop posting in your own thread. haha no shit. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 20,2010 7:56am - sxealex ""] ok ok ok this has got to be trollin |
| _________________________________ [Aug 20,2010 7:59am - reimroc ""] NytroStick said:A.J. Nystrom is The Nytro Drummer. A true spark plug behind the kit with a no-nonsense work ethic and an insatiable drive to be the best drummer in the world, Nystrom brings years of experience in the studio and on stage to whomever has the privilege of working with him. Practicing on average of 2 to 3 hours per day, "Nytro" is a true believer in the phrase "the harder you work, the luckier you get." Nystrom grew up in the city of Taunton, Massachusetts about 40 minutes southeast of Boston. He began taking formal drum lessons at age 9 under the tutelage of Mark Roscoe- a student, himself, of the incomparable Billy Flanagan who also taught one Steve Smith of Journey and Vital Information fame. "The bug," as it is known, bit A.J. during his sophomore year when he performed a drum solo for the Fine Arts Rally held the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. After his performance to the Senior and Sophomore classes he received a thunderous ovation from teachers and students alike. At that point he knew that he wanted to perform for a living. A.J. Nystrom started and performed with a handful of bands that would take him into the recording studio and on the road for club gigs, battles of the bands, and even an appearance on a college TV station to perform an acoustic set. During that time, a guitarist commented about how explosive Nystrom was behind the set. The bassist of the band quickly came up with the nickname "Nytro" as a play on words referring to the unstable nature of nitroglycerine, which was used in dynamite. Currently, Nystrom is battling his way back into the music scene after a 2+ year hiatus to focus on his day job. A.J. is focused, refreshed, and committed to making music his day job, night job, and only job. Nytro is willing and able to perform a large variety of music but his passion and forte lie in the progressive, hard rock, and metal genres. A.J. Nystrom is available for your recording sessions and live performance needs. www.facebook.com/a.j.nystromofficial [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 27,2010 10:01pm - anonymous ""] he just posted his video. fuck all of you haters.. this guy is better than most people on this board bennyhillifier |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 27,2010 10:18pm - LPCustom ""] Can someone explain to me the Bova joke? Like seriously. I've been coming here for a long ass time and don't follow. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 27,2010 10:22pm - quintessence ""] You obviously arn't a golfer. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 28,2010 1:00am - FuckIsMySignature ""] anonymous said:he just posted his video. fuck all of you haters.. this guy is better than most people on this board bennyhillifier i'm sorry that video was fucking boring. 7 minutes of boring. and i'm not sorry. why do you stop and start? run out of breath? i dont see whats insane about that. booo. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 28,2010 1:43am - sxealex ""] fail video |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 28,2010 7:44am - ExhumedCarcass ""] The 15 year old drummer in my band can run circles around you. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 28,2010 8:58am - RustyPS ""] LPCustom said:Can someone explain to me the Bova joke? Like seriously. I've been coming here for a long ass time and don't follow. http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=60941 |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 28,2010 8:59am - SkinSandwich ""] anonymous said:he just posted his video. fuck all of you haters.. this guy is better than most people on this board bennyhillifier Do you ever smell your fingers and wonder why it smells like fish when you do not have a girlfriend? |
| _________________________________ [Aug 28,2010 9:39am - RustyPS ""] RustyPS said: LPCustom said:Can someone explain to me the Bova joke? Like seriously. I've been coming here for a long ass time and don't follow. http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=60941 or better yet..... http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=60947 |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 28,2010 11:45am - arktouros ""] FuckIsMySignature said:i'm sorry that video was fucking boring. 7 minutes of boring. and i'm not sorry. why do you stop and start? run out of breath? i dont see whats insane about that. booo. yeah and the intro? "thanks for coming back"? what? all i see is someone hiding behind a big kit, hitting rims, and not playing a consistent groove for more than six seconds. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 28,2010 12:17pm - MillenialKingdom ""] Terrible video. I could play everything he does. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 28,2010 12:44pm - BlackoutRick ""] "Thunderous ovation from teacher and student alike" |
| _________________________________ [Aug 28,2010 12:52pm - beelze ""] FUCK ALL OF YOUR PUSSY SHIT FAGGOTS bennyhillifier |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 28,2010 1:02pm - SkinSandwich ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 28,2010 8:17pm - Picklefiend ""] this guy thinks he's the shit: http://www.facebook.com/a.j.nystromofficial "A.J. Nystrom Well... it's finally here!! This is my first offering to the music world in about 3 years. After shaking off the rust (for the most part) for the past 2 months of practicing I figured it was time to throw myself a little "Welcome Back" party." |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 29,2010 12:40am - anonymous ""] iptables -A INPUT -s 125.78.211.221 -j DROP |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 29,2010 9:50am - ChrisTheRighteous ""] It has become apparent that I need more websites dedicated to my drumming. With all the drummers on this forum, why haven't more of you told me about this? I'm disappointed. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 7,2010 9:56pm - anonymous ""] for all you asses that said he cant keep a beat. another video.eat it. bennyhillifier |
| __________________________________ [Sep 7,2010 10:21pm - dertoxia ""] it's funny when trolls are real |
| __________________________________ [Sep 7,2010 10:28pm - dertoxia ""] it's also funny when people write bio's about themselves written in the third person to try to make it look like they're known when they obviously aren't interesting enough for anyone to take time out of their day to pump up someone else's overinflated ego. also this prick is a boring drummer |
| _________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 12:14am - sxealex ""] A.J. Nystrom 508-930-0588 |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 8:08am - SkinSandwich ""] anonymous said:for all you asses that said he cant keep a beat. another video.eat it. bennyhillifier Buy me pizza. And this guy still sucks the inner walls of a cancer riddled rectum. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 8,2010 9:04am - boxxy ""] sxealex said: A.J. Nystrom 508-930-0588 hahahhahhahahhahhaha |
| ______________________________ [Sep 8,2010 10:42am - Yeti ""] i love when drummers think they are amazing because they have a flashy drumset with all kinds of add-ons they don't use properly. you can accomplish so much with a very simple kit. Just look at Living Void. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 10:43am - arilliusbm ""] Yeti said:. you can accomplish so much with a very simple kit. Just look at Led Zeppelin fixd? |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 2:09pm - ExhumedCarcass ""] He has two videos of the exact same thing from slightly different angles on youtube... And he thinks he's great because he can play rock beats???? |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 2:39pm - sir coughsalot ""] i think he's amazing. i wanna start a godsmack tribute band with him. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 2:44pm - C.dEAd ""] As homoerotic as this guys ad is and all joking aside, dude really isn't that good. Tapity tap tap smash smash fill fill fill stop start isn't what anyone is looking for. Godspeed you homosexual champion. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 7:48pm - sir coughsalot ""] i think he should play for zappa. his beats are so otherworldly. |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 9,2010 8:00am - yngwie slurpenstein ""] maybe he can join dream theater now...they're probably trying to contact him as we speak. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 9,2010 1:12pm - HAIL AND KILL ""] Wow, it's been almost two days since he posted in here, pretending to be someone else. Perhaps he's fallen and can't reach his keyboard, or is too busy practicing hitting tiny cymbals for the Dream Theater tryout, if only he can talk them into playing 7 seconds of a song at a time. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 9,2010 1:53pm - Hungtableed ""] beelze said:FUCK ALL OF YOUR PUSSY SHIT FAGGOTS bennyhillifier fuuuccckkkk yeaaaah |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 9,2010 5:09pm - ancient master ""] Frost's drumming is OK, but I think his performance art is what really sets him apart! |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 10,2010 12:01am - anonymous ""] i dont think this kid is that bad. he does some real creative fills and barely messed up.. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 10,2010 9:09am - ExhumedCarcass ""] Of course YOU don't think he's that bad... If YOU thought he was as bad as the rest of us YOU wouldn't have posted the horribly egotistic bio at the beginning of this... |
| _____________________________ [Sep 10,2010 9:25am - pam ""] Haven't been on rttp much lately and I come home to threads like this? <3 |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 10,2010 9:49am - sir coughsalot ""] im pretty sure this guy fills in for terry bozzio for a couple of songs on my baby snakes dvd |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 10,2010 1:20pm - BostonSceneSux ""] Spark plug behind the kit? more like butt plug |
| ________________________________ [Sep 10,2010 1:28pm - xmikex ""] What the HELL was I doing on August 20th that made me miss this thread! I love prototypical unaccomplished musicians with Lars Ulrich complexes. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 10,2010 1:31pm - xmikex ""] NytroStick said:under the tutelage of Mark Roscoe Under the tutelage of Richard Tutelage [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 11,2010 12:53am - metal_church101 ""] SkinSandwich said: I gonna cum in his moms ears and give her a retched ear infection and there is absolutely nothing he can do about it. |
| ________________________________________________________ [Sep 11,2010 3:27pm - BILLY MAYS HERE /W NYTROSTICK ""] bennyhillifier |
| __________________________________ [Sep 11,2010 6:40pm - dertoxia ""] i hate this guy soooo much |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 11,2010 7:14pm - amorok666 ""] I'm gonna put my balls on his drumset |
| ____________________________________________________ [Sep 11,2010 7:25pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] beelze said:FUCK ALL OF YOUR PUSSY SHIT FAGGOTS bennyhillifier I watched the video and kept waiting for him to start penetrating himself with dildos but it never happened. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 12,2010 1:08am - Pires ""] amorok666 said:I'm gonna put my balls on his drumset hopefully his drumset isn't a guy or that'll make you teh gayz. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 12,2010 4:54am - Randy_Marsh ""] god this guy sucks and i hate him. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 12,2010 7:17am - demondave ""] SkinSandwich said:[img] why is this face familiar? who is this? |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 12,2010 11:06pm - anonymous ""] im still trying to figure out what this guy is playing on that video. i cant figure it out.. is it rush or what |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 13,2010 8:50am - arktouros ""] he starts the beginning of YYZ, and then doesn't play much of anything at all. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 13,2010 9:05am - arilliusbm ""] in the first video, yes. But now in hi latest video he has a game where we guess what song he's playing |
| __________________________________ [Sep 13,2010 9:32am - brian_dc ""] this reminded me to post a drum ad and reminded me not to try out anyone like this |
| ________________________________ [Sep 13,2010 10:05am - boxxy ""] Ugh, another decent drummer (yup decent, he doesn't flat out suck, but he certainly isn't great.) that thinks he's Mike Portnoy... or I should say... thinks he's what Mike Portnoy thinks he is.. hehe, what? |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 13,2010 10:07am - arilliusbm ""] boxxy should teach him |
| ________________________________ [Sep 13,2010 10:09am - boxxy ""] A cup that believes itself full will reject any addition of substance. Faggot. |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 16,2010 12:17am - imfappingrightnow ""] lollololollol his latest status update!: "Wanna have some fun? Open up my Insanity 2010 video in 5 different windows and turn up the volume.... Wah Lah, instant popcorn on steroids!!" |
| _____________________________ [Sep 16,2010 9:51am - pam ""] boxxy said:A cup that believes itself full will reject any addition of substance. Faggot. Wisdom: RTTP style. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 16,2010 10:49am - Kadoog-a-go-go ""] Holy hell. I missed this whole thing 'cause I assumed it was gay porn spam. WHERE'S THE PHOTOSHOP!? |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 16,2010 11:17am - arktouros ""] boxxy said:A cup that believes itself full will reject any addition of substance. Faggot. Best drop of wisdom I've heard all week. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 16,2010 11:18am - xmikex ""] BILLY%20MAYS%20HERE%20/W%20NYTROSTICK said: bennyhillifier 58 seconds. That's how long it takes for him to even hit a single drum in a 2 minute video and he wonders why everyone thinks he's full of shit. Not to mention the fact that my cat could play what this guy is playing. |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 16,2010 11:21am - FuckIsMySignature ""] arktouros said: boxxy said:A cup that believes itself full will reject any addition of substance. Faggot. Best drop of wisdom I've heard all week. WIZDOMBOMB |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 16,2010 11:21am - RichHorror ""] I couldn't hear what song it was over the sound of his crushing loneliness. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 16,2010 11:41am - SkinSandwich ""] demondave said: SkinSandwich said:[img] why is this face familiar? who is this? That is Cuntface AnalDrip. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 16,2010 11:46am - brian_dc ""] xmikex said: BILLY%20MAYS%20HERE%20/W%20NYTROSTICK said: bennyhillifier 58 seconds. That's how long it takes for him to even hit a single drum in a 2 minute video and he wonders why everyone thinks he's full of shit. Not to mention the fact that my cat could play what this guy is playing. meter is...not good |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 16,2010 11:52am - brian_dc ""] honestly, this is the first of his videos I've watched and I disagree with boxxy. He's not a decent drummer. Sounds like a beginner. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 16,2010 12:19pm - pam ""] oh man...I just finally watched that video. LOL |
| _________________________________________________ [Sep 16,2010 12:22pm - matt_sways_in_the_wind ""] AJ... like brian said your meter is not good. drumming isn't about how flashy your fills can be or how fast you can play. it's about feeling the rhythm and setting a pace for the music. there is nothing musical about your playing in these videos. you're only playing a bunch of fills poorly with no sense of dynamics, direction or time. your double kick is all the over place. you speed up and slow down. you are, at best, an okay drummer with no sense of time. go back to your day job. |
| _________________________________________________ [Sep 16,2010 12:39pm - matt_sways_in_the_wind ""] and learn how to do a flam... fuck. bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 16,2010 12:42pm - arilliusbm ""] "if it sounds like I'm in a bad Billy Mays commercial, it's because I am.... Except for the Billy Mays part!" WHAT THE FUCK does that even mean?? |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 16,2010 12:45pm - RichHorror ""] It means he will die alone in a tear and feces-stained hospital bed. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 16,2010 12:47pm - Yeti ""] ha! |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 16,2010 12:50pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] vhat a tweest! |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 16,2010 12:56pm - josh_hates_you ""] wow. i just watched those videos. in my profile it says i play drums half assed..........this dude makes me look like derek roddy |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 16,2010 2:15pm - sir coughsalot ""] RichHorror said:I couldn't hear what song it was over the sound of his crushing loneliness. :tmnt1::nuke: |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 16,2010 2:17pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] sir%20coughsalot said: RichHorror said:I couldn't hear what song it was over the sound of his crushing loneliness. :tmnt1::nuke: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| _______________________________ [Sep 16,2010 2:49pm - boxxy ""] josh_hates_you said:wow. i just watched those videos. in my profile it says i play drums half assed..........this dude makes me look like derek roddy That's why you're awesome, and this dude sucks. If you suck, admit you suck, if you're decent, say you're decent/half assed, if you THINK you're awesome, keep your mouth shut!! |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 20,2010 11:27am - arilliusbm ""] As noted on his facebook, he's using the videos as a tryout for the band "the sword" He seems fairly confident he'll make it. Also, a new video showing the history of rock beats |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 20,2010 12:26pm - arktouros ""] lol...please don't post those. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Oct 20,2010 12:42pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Post em. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 20,2010 2:03pm - xmikex ""] Did this guy get his big break playing tambourine for the Beachcomber house band yet? |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 20,2010 2:48pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ATTN: NytroStick- please note the proper way to be awesome at drums bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 20,2010 10:54pm - anonymous ""] bennyhillifier |
| ______________________________ [Oct 21,2010 9:10am - ark ""] FuckIsMySignature said:ATTN: NytroStick- please note the proper way to be awesome at drums bennyhillifier so damn good. nystrom, YOU SUCK |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 21,2010 9:36am - largefreakatzero ""] Yeah, that kid pretty much rules on the tubs. |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 21,2010 9:50am - FuckIsMySignature ""] you can come see him at copperfields next friday with my band ;) |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 21,2010 9:57am - largefreakatzero ""] Me leave the woods? More unlikely than you think. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 21,2010 10:14am - arilliusbm ""] hunt deer or gtfo |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 21,2010 10:23am - largefreakatzero ""] Just birds for me. Will probably do a quick hunt Sat morning for woodcock and pah-tridge. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 21,2010 10:29am - arilliusbm ""] Quail stew with a slice of squab plz |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 21,2010 10:30am - arktouros ""] OK STOP BUMPING THIS SUCKY THREAD. |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 21,2010 10:32am - FuckIsMySignature ""] B |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 21,2010 10:32am - FuckIsMySignature ""] U |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 21,2010 10:32am - FuckIsMySignature ""] M |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 21,2010 10:32am - FuckIsMySignature ""] P |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 21,2010 10:32am - FuckIsMySignature ""] :krusty: |
| _______________________________ [Oct 21,2010 10:34am - Yeti ""] hahaha no matter how many times i see Bryan play i will never not be amazed. he moves more fluidly than a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube-man. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 21,2010 10:35am - arilliusbm ""] bump |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 5,2011 3:37pm - nekronautnli ""] HE TOOK DOWN ALL OF HIS VIDEOS :( |
| _______________________________ [Mar 5,2011 4:16pm - xmikex ""] GUESS THAT DRUM BEAT OR BIG MAMAS HOUSE |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2011 4:30pm - arilliusbm ""] Probably because of this thread. Nice job, assholes. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 5,2011 4:41pm - saxlbeckett ""] sir%20coughsalot said:The bio is actually really interesting if you read it while listening to the training montage song from Rocky IV Shiiiiiiiiit LOL I just did that, totally worth it. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 5,2011 5:32pm - reimroc ""] survivor works well too |
| ____________________________________________ [Mar 5,2011 8:25pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] And Just Dance. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 26,2011 12:13am - anonymous ""] I just read this, fuck all of you guys. This kid is good. |
| ______________________________ [Nov 26,2011 1:26am - Lamp ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Kill yourself now and get it over with. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 25,2013 12:56am - Tiffany S ""] How dare you guys make fun of Andy.. He's a much better drummer and musician then all of you assholes who consider noise music. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 25,2013 9:55am - xmikex ""] His name isn't Andy u dumb bitch it's NYTROSTICK |
| _______________________________________________________ [Nov 25,2013 4:04pm - DYA is ANALYZING THIS THREAD ""] I'm so glad Tiffany turned up to ensure that this difficult chapter in NYTROSTICK's life can be over. He deserves some closure. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 27,2014 12:22am - NytroStick ""] bennyhillifier hey guys! i'm currently looking to join a hard hitting metal band!! i have uploaded some awesome vids of me playing for you to check out and rock out. if you want to be in a band holla back at me. ROCK ON! |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 27,2014 12:30am - NytroStick ""] here's some blast beats for you extreme folks bennyhillifier |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Apr 27,2014 1:19am - Big bag of assorted nigger parts ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Apr 27,2014 4:15am - Lamp ""] There's no way this guy would actually have the stamina to be in the types of bands that people on this forum play in. The blast beats in that instructional video fall apart almost instantly. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 27,2014 10:20am - xmikex ""] LPCustom said:Can someone explain to me the Bova joke? Like seriously. I've been coming here for a long ass time and don't follow. That's bcuz u r a faggt. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 27,2014 9:55pm - OxySultan ""] how dare u make fun of someone that wears a boston strong shirt |