Great White Singer Gets Gift of Second Asshole[views:5761][posts:19]___________________________________________ [Aug 17,2010 1:48pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Jack Russell, lead singer of the multi-platinum and Grammy-nominated rock band GREAT WHITE, is recovering from major surgery after suffering a perforated bowel (a medical emergency in which a hole in the bowel opens to allow its contents to empty into the rest of the abdominal cavity). The surgery left Russell with a colostomy bag. http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermo...aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=144680 OW :shocked: |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 17,2010 1:50pm - arilliusbm ""] Must be a burning sensation. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 17,2010 1:51pm - brian_dc ""] 'bout time somebody ripped him a new asshole |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 17,2010 1:51pm - ouchdrummer ""] must be terrible. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 17,2010 1:53pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] one must wonder how is bowel was "perforated" |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 17,2010 1:57pm - ouchdrummer ""] hehe. I can think of a way that I could "help" some "young ladies" "perforate" their bowel.. a funny sentence, but with the quotes... so much funnier. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 17,2010 2:02pm - SkinSandwich ""] Perforated black person [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 17,2010 2:03pm - Police Informer ""] ouchdrummer said:hehe. I can think of a way that I could "help" some "young ladies" "perforate" their bowel... Noted. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 17,2010 2:04pm - ouchdrummer ""] what i was saying was that i would like to have anal sex with most women that i meet. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 17,2010 2:04pm - ouchdrummer ""] (just in case you weren't sure._) |
| ______________________________ [Aug 17,2010 3:19pm - Yeti ""] first his band kills 100 people, then he gets a colostomy bag. for shame. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 17,2010 3:26pm - Pires ""] brian_dc said:'bout time somebody ripped him a new asshole zing! |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 17,2010 3:26pm - goatcatabisk ""] Poor Mista Bone |
| _______________________________ [Aug 17,2010 5:33pm - tylor ""] great white? i heard they put on a killer show |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 17,2010 5:35pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 17,2010 6:04pm - rotivore ""] what kind of man single handedly torches a club and burns hundreds alive... |
| __________________________________ [Aug 17,2010 6:54pm - ShadowSD ""] Save All Your Poop, Save All Your Poop For Mee-eeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 17,2010 8:32pm - largefreakatzero ""] Colostomy grab bag. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 18,2010 12:36am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Only on items NOT from Relapse. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2010 8:33am - tylor69 ""] i heard last time they were in RI, they really brought the house down |