SHAQ TO THE C'S[views:7456][posts:61]_______________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 7:22am - random douche ""] very nice, how much |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 8:10am - arilliusbm ""] 1.35 million unless they get sheeds contract out of here. I'm pretty excited to get shaq. only shaq fu is real. Might as well sign bill russell and Charles Barkley too. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 8:36am - SkinSandwich ""] failz |
| ________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 8:49am - reimroc ""] This thread is now about Shaqs failed attempts at anything outside of basketball. [img] [img] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 8:53am - arilliusbm ""] I don't know what you're talking about. they all classics. no mention of blue chips? YOU fail. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 9:01am - reimroc ""] Yea classicly horrible if thats what you mean. Steel = Horrible premise, laughable acting, turned shaft into a pussy Kazaam = Closet pedophelia, even laughabler acting, hilariously bad rapping Shaq Fu = I wanted to blow up movie gallery after renting that piece of shit with its horrible controls and assface characters |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 9:05am - arilliusbm ""] Still no mention of Blue Chips. /facepalm |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 9:12am - joeyumbrella ""] Shaq/Gene Hackman hybrid nanocyborg, designed to water lawns in Newton or GTFO |
| _______________________________ [Aug 4,2010 9:29am - xmikex ""] [img] oh.. you said outside of basketball |
| _______________________________ [Aug 4,2010 9:30am - xmikex ""] reimroc said:laughabler whaaa? |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 9:31am - FuckIsMySignature ""] this cant be real |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 9:33am - arilliusbm ""] it is. Love the move |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 9:37am - FuckIsMySignature ""] our team is sooo oldddddd. should be fun to watch though |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 9:43am - SkinSandwich ""] He needs to take the gaylord train back to faggot town. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 9:44am - RustyPS ""] Only Shaq rapping with the Fu Schnikens is real |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 9:47am - arilliusbm ""] i don't care what anyone says.. Shaqs the man, always has been. Kazaam. Nigga rollin in wit da gin, dunkin on yo sorry ass, takin it to da glass. Motha fuckin shaq is back with da smack on da Cs, niggas gonna make y'all cowah on yo knees. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 9:51am - FuckIsMySignature ""] i want my green shaq jersey NOW |
| __________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 9:52am - DreadKill ""] i saw blue chips in the theater |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 9:54am - arilliusbm ""] DreadKill said:i saw blue chips in the theater this is my anti-facepalm |
| ________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 9:55am - RustyPS ""] Seriously, solid signing, espec for the league minimum...great for off the bench |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 9:57am - arilliusbm ""] FuckIsMySignature said:i want my green shaq jersey NOW you'd have to clarify which one. "J. O'neil" or "S. O'neil". I hope they get a jersey that just says "Shaq" |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 9:58am - arilliusbm ""] Black guys with Irish last names FTW |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 10:00am - DreadKill ""] the sox need to bring back troy o'leary |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 10:00am - arilliusbm ""] all we'd need now is to sign Troy O'leary to an NBA contract and we could be known as the black irish |
| __________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 10:02am - sinistas ""] I want this to happen so bad. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 10:03am - arilliusbm ""] me and dreadkill think alike sometimes.. Somewhat disturbing |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 10:27am - joeyumbrella ""] arilliusbm said: FuckIsMySignature said:i want my green shaq jersey NOW you'd have to clarify which one. "J. O'neil" or "S. O'neil". I hope they get a jersey that just says "Shaq" O'Neal, and O'Neil |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 10:29am - arilliusbm ""] lol you're right. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 10:31am - DreadKill ""] actually, both shaq and jermaine are o'neal |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 10:32am - arilliusbm ""] damn. either way, it sounds the same |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 10:33am - DreadKill ""] arilliusbm said:me and dreadkill think alike sometimes.. Somewhat disturbingwe're like will ferrell and john c. reilly in step brothers |
| ________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 10:52am - xmikex ""] bennyhillifier |
| _________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 10:56am - c.DeaD ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 11:02am - SkinSandwich ""] DreadKill said: arilliusbm said:me and dreadkill think alike sometimes.. Somewhat disturbingwe're like will ferrell and john c. reilly in step brothers You want to make bunk beds!!?? |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 11:08am - DreadKill ""] as long as i get the top bunk |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 11:09am - FuckIsMySignature ""] c.DeaD said:[img] NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 11:10am - DreadKill ""] SkinSandwich said: DreadKill said: arilliusbm said:me and dreadkill think alike sometimes.. Somewhat disturbingwe're like will ferrell and john c. reilly in step brothers You want to make bunk beds!!??I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me? |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 12:05pm - LPCustom ""] Fucking fantastic. This has been a rumor for quite some time (although you probably know) but I just wasn't sure if it would happen or not. So pumped for the Celtics this season - they all want Kobe's bitch ass - Shaq coming off the bench = pretty scary shit. Even if Perk comes back at like 80% from that injury, a Lakers/Cs rematch will be way more interesting with Shaq at Center and Jermaine at PF off the bench (better than Sheed and Big Baby against so much height). I still think it would be awesome, although unlikely, if Sheed came back - but if we can get like one more solid player with his contract they'll be saying "Miami Who!?!". Not really, but you get my point. I feel like we really now have the length to compete and now have a few extra bodies for match-ups against Dwight Howard as well. Fucking. Excited. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 1:26pm - reimroc ""] xmikex said: reimroc said:laughabler whaaa? lol it was sort of a joke on how much the acting makes you feel stupid after watching it. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 4,2010 1:33pm - xmikex ""] Ahh, a quip on contemporary mores and office politics. Got it. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 8:04pm - t2daeek ""] xmikex said: bennyhillifier looks more like glen davis [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 8:26pm - random douche ""] HAIL ST.SHAQTRICK |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 8:43pm - My_Dying_Bride ""] [img] great album...honest. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 8:44pm - My_Dying_Bride ""] bennyhillifier I SWEAR! |
| ______________________________ [Aug 4,2010 8:47pm - Hoser ""] My_Dying_Bride said: bennyhillifier I SWEAR! Awesome////so R/R/R/R/ Awesome |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 4,2010 9:10pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] t2daeek said: [img] i'm so glad someone else caught that... i nearly pissed myself for 10 minutes after seeing that on tv. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 5,2010 10:13am - MillenialKingdom ""] This whole thing is bollocks. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 5,2010 10:16am - RustyPS ""] THE BIG LEPRECHAUN!!!!!!!! |
| _______________________________ [Aug 5,2010 10:18am - tylor ""] FuckIsMySignature said: t2daeek said: [img] i'm so glad someone else caught that... i nearly pissed myself for 10 minutes after seeing that on tv. hahah yeah me and my friends were saying they probably feed him fun dip on the bench |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 5,2010 10:27am - DreadKill ""] Shaq challenged Jim Rome to a fight. Jim Rome, fight Shaq or you're a pussy. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 5,2010 11:00am - arilliusbm ""] Red Auershaq |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 5,2010 4:10pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] HELLS YA [img] |
| _________________________________ [Aug 5,2010 4:28pm - brian_dc ""] bennyhillifier |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 5,2010 7:11pm - quintessence_nli ""] DreadKill said:Shaq challenged Jim Rome to a fight. Jim Rome, fight Shaq or you're a pussy. I wish he would. I fucking HATE Jim Rome. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 5,2010 7:46pm - RustyPS ""] quintessence_nli said: DreadKill said:Shaq challenged Jim Rome to a fight. Jim Rome, fight Shaq or you're a pussy. I wish he would. I fucking HATE Jim Rome. if I ran into Jim Rome in the street and I happened to be holding a blunt object...I'd repeatedly beat him over the head with it until it cracked like an egg |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 5,2010 8:14pm - SkinSandwich ""] He will be fail in Boston. 'Nuff said. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 5,2010 8:17pm - quintessence_nli ""] They arn't really asking him to do much but play 15 minutes, rebound and score a few easy points. Its not that hard to not "fail" |
| ________________________________ [Aug 5,2010 8:29pm - RustyPS ""] quintessence_nli said:They arn't really asking him to do much but play 15 minutes, rebound and score a few easy points. Its not that hard to not "fail"lol...have you been paying attention to anything SkinSandwich posts in New England sports threads? |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 6,2010 10:03am - FuckIsMySignature ""] hahaha right? |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 6,2010 10:06am - SkinSandwich ""] You guys hurt the one feeling I have. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 6,2010 10:09am - FuckIsMySignature ""] you can borrow a feeling |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 6,2010 10:34am - SkinSandwich ""] Can I touch it too? Rub it all over my gents? |